In Quohag, Rhode Island, the Griffins' day begins as normal.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MOM, STEWIE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!" yelled Meg as her baby brother chased her around her room with a machete.

" Stewie, what the hell are you trying to do to your sister?" Lois asked angrily.

" Oh noting mum," Stewie said as innocently as possible while trying to hide the machete behind his back. " We were just playing tag…."

"…With a machete?" Lois continued sarcastically.

(Author) For those of you who don't know, a machete is a large knife with an extremely sharp blade.

They were interrupted when Peter busted through the front door.

" Peter what's wrong, it looks like you had way too much sugar and caffeine this morning." Lois asked in a worried voice.

" OH NOTHNG DEAR EVERYTHINGS FINE, EVERYTHINGS JUST DANDY, THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, NOTHING AT ALL, I BE IN THE KITCHEN SO I COULD GO GET FATTER, THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT." Peter cheerfully said with one breath."

" Peter, why is that letter from our landlord crumbled up?"

" Oh, um…. I…. um…a…wanted…to…um…a… move to Japan so I uh sold the house, yeah, that's it, I sold the house sold we could move to Japan.

" Give me that letter. OH MY GOD WE'RE BEING EVICTED! I'M CALLING MY STEPFATHER PO SINCE HE IS THE ONLY ONE I CAN DEPEND ON." Lois yelled so loud, people really could hear her from Japan.

Just then the phone rang. It was Lois's father Po.

"Hello, Lois? Damn, I could hear you all the way from Japan."

" Sorry, could we stay at your house until we can find another house in Quohag?"

" Sure hop on a plane and come on over.

After they arrived at Po's house and got settled in, Stewie's eyes widened when he saw Kagome walk down the street.

"Wow Grandpa Po, who is that? She looks really easy to kill."

"That's Kagome Higurashi, your new next door neighbor. I suggest that you be nice to her, I heard that demons come and visit her all time.

" Alas! A chance for me to join with a powerful force and rule the world. Come Meg, you must come with me just in case we get attacked by demons; they would eat you first because you're uglier."

" LET GO OF ME!" Meg yelled.

As they caught up with Kagome, they followed her.

"Hey wench, take us to the demons now!" Stewie yelled at Kagome.

"WHAT, A TALKING BABY!? Well, I should be use to anything by now." Kagome thought to herself.

"HELLO DID YOU HEAR ME? MY PAITENCE IS WEARING THIN TAKE ME TO THE DEMONS NOW! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S IT. I WILL NO LONGER LET YOU HOLD ME BACK FROM WORLD DOMINATION!"

And with that Stewie took out his machete and chased after Kagome. Knowing the only safe place to run, she ran toward the bone eater's well.

"TAKE ME TO THE DEMONS!" Stewie yelled as he chased after Kagome while having Meg handcuffed to his left arm the whole time.

Finally they were at the bone eater's well Kagome jumped in and was safely on her way to the Feudal era.

Kagome sighed a sigh of relief. That sigh of relief quickly went away when she saw Stewie following behind her with the machete in his hand.

Cool cliffy eh? I'm sorry I made the chappie so long. I wanted to make it interesting. GIVE ME AT LEAST 5 REVIEWS IT OR I SHALL KILL YOU……sorry……..the Stewie came out of me just then :-) , but really please review my story.