"Hm. This is your world, So I believe it would be better for you to tell us where we are. As we would do the same for you, so that we can get a feel for this place." Zechs spoke in his calm yet rough voice.
"Exactly! Since you're strangers…" Yusuke began.
"You are in Kyoto, Tokyo, 2004 A.D. The loud one is Yusuke, the tall guy is Kuwabara. I'm Youko, tiny there is Hiei, and the 'Smart redhead' is Suuichi Minamino." Youko said, pointing out each one as he spoke.
"You may call me Kurama." The 'Smart redhead' told them. "And now it is your turn. Besides you're names and origins, what are your races."
"Race... Like… America, Japanese..?" Quatre asked innocently.
"Ningen, or Youkai." Hiei answered.
"All human, Thank you very much." Duo gave a dramatized bow, then straightened. "I think everyone knows who I am now. This is Heero, blonde is Quatre, his koi there is Trowa. That's Zechs, Mr. Injustice is Wufei, and I think that's about all of us. Yup."
Quatre was the next to explain. "We are from a very different earth than this one. Much more advanced, I think maybe we have been sent to the past in a parallel universe. The earth we are from is just one united nation, And the space colonies are…"
"Space colonies? So you must be from the future then, yes." Kuruma stated.
"Man, I'm so confused…" Kuwabara was standing behind Yusuke looking as if nothing that had been said was registering.
"It doesn't take much" Hiei spat out quickly.
"Will you guys just shut up?" Yusuke rolled his eyes.
"Why are you here, exactly?" Kurama asked.
"Not that we don't enjoy your company…"Youko sighed. "But if you're here to cause trouble we'll have to fix that problem." Youko ran his fingers through his hair, pulling out a rose.
"Hm… A guy with roses in his hair." Duo grinned while Heero scowled.
"We don't know how we got here. That is what we are trying to find out." Heero said.
"When all else fails, report to Koenma." Kurama shrugged.
"Yeah, so more can fail." Yusuke gave another roll of his eyes.
"Koenma? Is that like, your general or something?" Quatre tilted his head, Trying to puzzle everything out. Everything was so much more different on this Earth than on the Earth that the ex-pilots knew. Demons, strange looking men…On earth there was nothing of the sort.
"General? Koenma?!" Yusuke nearly doubled over with laughter, gripping his knees to keep from falling over. "A general has to be in control of things!"
"He's a mini God. Somewhat in control of Reikai." Kurama told them.
"When they say mini…" Yusuke began.
"Do we constantly have to shut you up?!" Hiei growled.
"What?" Yusuke asked, like a little kid would ask what he did wrong.
"We do know yet know them well enough to be giving them every scrap of information we have!" Youko told him.
"Maybe we could get to know each other better." Duo winked at Youko.
"And maybe you can go hang yourself, but we're not getting our hopes up on maybe's are we?" Hiei growled.
"Yeah, maybe you can take that shiny little sword, and stick it up your…!" Duo was cut off
when Trowa cleared his throat.
Hiei crouched down in attack position, ready to launch himself at Duo when an unpleasantly cheery voice snapped his attention to his left.
"Well, Hello everyone!" Botan's annoyingly happy voice called out.
"A woman? As if we didn't have enough problems to deal with." Wufei mumbled, receiving a hit from Botan on the top of his head with her oar, as she mumbled something about 'sexist pigs'. Wufei reached up and grabbed the oar tossing it to the ground. "I will not be dishonored by a weakling such as yourself."
Wufei then felt the sting of a palm on the back of his head. "Then another woman should be no problem to deal with." Another female voice spoke out.
"Uh-oh…Hiya Keiko." Yusuke smiled, scratching the back of his head
"A woman's place is at home taking care of her husband. Not in the open disgracing her family name." Wufei whirled around to face Keiko
"He didn't…" Yusuke's eyes widened.
Youko grinned. "Yup, yup he did."
A loud slap reverberated through-out the entire clearing and surrounding areas. Wufei growled and narrowed his eyes. "I will not degrade myself to the level of a weakly woman." He said as if keeping himself from knocking her bodily to the ground.
"You self centered...egotistical goon!" Keiko yelled, pulling her hand back to strike him again, but instead her wrist was caught by Wufei's hand
"You'd be wise not to do that."
"And you'd be wise to watch your bases." She told him calmly.
