Author's Note: Okay let's get this over with...I don't own Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, any of the references in here, and I also do not own any Neutrino's, but if someone knows how to get one...let me know!

The group had decided to split up into two different groups based on which types of fanfics they were each depicted in. Artemis and Holly went off together to search for the "coupling" fans and Root and Foaly went searching for the ones that ruined their characters. (Authors Note: In this chappy we'll follow Arty and Holly to the first two houses.

Artemis and Holly both pulled out their lists and began searching over the author's names. "I think we should go alphabetically by first." Artemis said as he looked it over. That seems to be how it's listed on here anyway." Holly shrugged her shoulders in agreement before she started laughing. "What, what is it?"

"You're gonna love this, Arty boy." She said as she flipped through some pages. "Look at this Angela Dawne persons work." Holly then pulled out a printed off story and handed it to the boy. "It's called 'Unthinkable'."

The boy sat and read through the story, his eyes bugging out of his head with every sentence of it. "I'm pregnant!!!" He screamed.

"First on the list?" Holly asked. If Artemis didn't know better he would say she was enjoying this. Of course, she had quite a bit to be angry about too. After all, she was married to an emotionally challenged mud boy in that one.

"Yes..." he grumbled. Holly pulled her Neutrino out and set it to a special fan fiction author setting, painful but not lethal. It was only meant to be used if the mud men tried to fight back. Until then it was all physical blows.

"I wouldn't get too 'trigger happy' if I were you, captain," the boy said angrily as he continued reading the fan fic, obviously sucked in. "Any fatal injuries, no matter how unintentional, will only get us both into more trouble."

Holly smirked as she watched his eyes moving, undoubtedly reading the rest of the fic. Hmm… Holly thought, let's see how nice he is to her after he finishes…

It was pretty obvious that he had finished. "Triplets!!!" Holly had to turn away from the boy to avoid laughing in his face right then. The temptation could've killed her. "Oh, she is going down…pardon the cliché."

"You're pardoned. Come on!"

Author's House:

Angela Dawne sat in front of her computer thinking about what she could make happen in the next chapter. Next to the mouse was a pile of freshly sharpened pencils, just in case she needed them (Foaly has a tin foil hat for his paranoia, so she's going to have her pencils.)

Suddenly an idea came to her. She began typing furiously. Past her window, without her ever noticing, walked the elf and the boy. Holly was "cleverly" disguised as a human. Cleverly meaning she had stolen the outfit from one of those creepy mannequin things. The sun shone off her gun holster and cast a light into the computer room. Angela looked up and out the window, the two had already hidden at that point, and shrugged her shoulders.

Back Outside:

"How are we supposed to get in there?" Holly hissed at the boy. "Especially without her noticing." Holly looked over to where the boy was sitting and could see him trying to figure out what they could do.

"I've got it..."

Inside:

Ding Dong!!!

Angela Dawne sighed and walked from the computer. She went and opened the door for the two standing outside.

"Look, if you two are trying to sell me something, I'll let you know that I don't want any. But let's see it anyway." Artemis and Holly cast each other an evil smile and attacked. The fan fic author broke free from there grasps thanks to two things. 1. She was bigger than Holly and 2. Artemis fights like a girl.

"Back, back I say!" Angela yelled as she grabbed one of her freshly sharpened pencils. "I've got a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Holly pulled out her Neutrino and fired one shot, knocking the pencil from the girl's hand. Angela knew instantly who they were at that moment.

"Oh my Gods!" She cried out. "It's Artemis and Holly!"

"I'd say a little mind wipe is in order..." Holly said as she attempted to knock the girl out with a small blast. Instead she got a very sharp pencil jabbed into her side. Not lethal, barely painful, but annoying none the less. Holly fired off a round into the room, to scare the girl, not to injure her.

"Hey! You're going to break the computer!" Angela said, throwing herself in front of the primitive mud man computer. Holly laughed; she had seen those in museums. Artemis, however, was rather impressed.

"Wow, what style is this one..." He started. Suddenly he heard a cough come from Holly.

"Hey, pregnant boy!" She shouted. Artemis looked at her for a second before it finally came back.

"Oh, come on Holly; let's get this job over with."

Later...

Artemis and Holly were walking down the street to the next house on the list, each of them holding ice cream (you know how it is, attack an author, eat an ice cream…) Suddenly, off in the distance they could see three very familiar faces.

"Hey Harry!" Holly shouted. "Are you three of hunting down fan fic authors?" Harry, Hermione, and Ron all nodded.

"We just got back from attacking Amy Shadows." Harry said.

"But she's never written and HP fics, just the Artemis Fowl ones, and the occasional random one." Artemis said.

"Yeah, but have you seen her favorites list?" Hermione said knowingly. The other three walked off and our two "hero's" made their way towards the authors home.

When they got there the door was already blasted open and Amy was waiting in a terrified manner behind a giant fake tree.

"Are they gone?" She whispered.

"Yeah," Holly said smugly. "But they aren't the ones you should worry about…"

Author's note:

Hey! So what'd'ya think? I know I know...lame...I promise it'll get better. (Hopefully) Sorry it took me so long to finally update, but you know how it is. Overwhelmed with homework, lack of sleep, school and all that jazz. It gets kinda hard to keep up with my fics. I promise to try and update more often when I finish getting caught up with everything else. Thanks to all the fans out there, and thank you for not hunting me down to kill me. Tune in next time for when the next two get attacked.

(Just to explain one joke in here, some friends of mine after I told them about the idea made it clear to me that they thought the HP kids would be perfectly willing to hunt me down, so I decided to make it interesting and have them do just that :) So I hope you enjoyed this chapter.)

As usual...Read, Review, NO FLAMES PLEASE!!! begs on hands and knees