Note: This story co-written by gh0 |00l574r
Note: All bad parts by gh0 |00l574r
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Chapter 1:
Fate's Cruel Hand.
Bubbles awoke from her steely cold sleep, rubbed her innocent blue eyes and looked to her left, calling innocently to her beloved sister "Buttercup?" and to her right "Blossom??"... but they were nowhere to be seen. Bubbles jumped into the air and flew dramatically out into the hall beside the sisters' bedroom but they weren't there either! So she flew into every room in the house, tears streaming down her cheeks and her heart flailing with emotion at the chance that something may have happened to her beloved family. There was only one more room to check; the den. She buckled up all her strength and blasted through the door, hyper punching the professor, her creator, in the face killing him instantly. The crowds of expectant people gathering in the den waiting to shout "SURPRISE!" were all shocked to their cores at the lightning attack. Bubbles heart dropped and she fell into coma. Blossom and Buttercup flew to the professor's lifeless corpse and initiated their beggars' belief that there might still be hope for him yet. However there was not.
Suddenly a fat man choked but no one noticed. Blossom turned from the professor and focused her attention on Bubbles, when there was a knock at the door. Everyone looked in shocked silence towards the door and heard very COMMUNIST breathing. Bubbles was woken. The knock was repeated and accompanied by EVIL wheezing and SINISTER muttering, but Bubbles in her naivety went to open it anyway amid shouts of "It's COLONEL COMMUNIST!" At least, she would've opened it if she had fingers. But she did not. It took the help of a grown-up, much like using scissors does. The door opened.
SUDDENLY COLONEL COMMUNIST projected a thunderous roar and BUBBLES was catapulted backwards in the cartoon lines. That are wind. (The lines are wind). However, unperturbed, BUBBLES rushed forward and SHURYUKENED colonel communist, following immediately with a HADOKEN and then a PARALYSIS MAGIC MOON MINESTRONE LOVELOVE HEARTS spell, causing -7 DAMAGE to the battered colonel. Unfortunately, this flurry of attack was immediately countered with a VERY SILLY armpit noise and followed by the COLONEL turning on a SMALL ELECTRIC FAN and then dropping several used tissues in front of it. Fatalities were avoided.
Despite this, the COLONEL (pronounced not as "kernal" but as "col on ol") suffered a completely unrelated stroke, and in his dying breaths announced to Bubbles that he had in fact left the Communist party but that Capitalism was definitely flawed.
Bubbles was left to deal with the realisation that she had in fact contributed to two civilian deaths in one hectic, DIZZY teenage morning.
Buttercup and Blossom, meanwhile, were now missing.
Bubbles suddenly REALISED that her fate was sealed. SHE would spend the next 14 years in the STATE PEN for double murder. Her BROW felt heavy and a tear ELAPSED from her moist tear duct, as she FELL to the floor sobbing in regret. The COURTS would not see her side of the story, SHE would be found guilty of MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE. Her actions had probably CAUSED the fatal and terminal stroke which struck the poor defenceless colonel, FORMER communist. As she thought of the situation poetically SHE was also trying to reform herself from this terrible MURDER, as the colonel was trying to REFORM from the wonderful world of communism, she THEN FELT she DESERVED it. She did, however, make the most of her last few hours of freedom by shakin' her ass down at the local Townsville pimp bar and selling her body for cold hard drugs.
More to come!
Note: All bad parts by gh0 |00l574r
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Chapter 1:
Fate's Cruel Hand.
Bubbles awoke from her steely cold sleep, rubbed her innocent blue eyes and looked to her left, calling innocently to her beloved sister "Buttercup?" and to her right "Blossom??"... but they were nowhere to be seen. Bubbles jumped into the air and flew dramatically out into the hall beside the sisters' bedroom but they weren't there either! So she flew into every room in the house, tears streaming down her cheeks and her heart flailing with emotion at the chance that something may have happened to her beloved family. There was only one more room to check; the den. She buckled up all her strength and blasted through the door, hyper punching the professor, her creator, in the face killing him instantly. The crowds of expectant people gathering in the den waiting to shout "SURPRISE!" were all shocked to their cores at the lightning attack. Bubbles heart dropped and she fell into coma. Blossom and Buttercup flew to the professor's lifeless corpse and initiated their beggars' belief that there might still be hope for him yet. However there was not.
Suddenly a fat man choked but no one noticed. Blossom turned from the professor and focused her attention on Bubbles, when there was a knock at the door. Everyone looked in shocked silence towards the door and heard very COMMUNIST breathing. Bubbles was woken. The knock was repeated and accompanied by EVIL wheezing and SINISTER muttering, but Bubbles in her naivety went to open it anyway amid shouts of "It's COLONEL COMMUNIST!" At least, she would've opened it if she had fingers. But she did not. It took the help of a grown-up, much like using scissors does. The door opened.
SUDDENLY COLONEL COMMUNIST projected a thunderous roar and BUBBLES was catapulted backwards in the cartoon lines. That are wind. (The lines are wind). However, unperturbed, BUBBLES rushed forward and SHURYUKENED colonel communist, following immediately with a HADOKEN and then a PARALYSIS MAGIC MOON MINESTRONE LOVELOVE HEARTS spell, causing -7 DAMAGE to the battered colonel. Unfortunately, this flurry of attack was immediately countered with a VERY SILLY armpit noise and followed by the COLONEL turning on a SMALL ELECTRIC FAN and then dropping several used tissues in front of it. Fatalities were avoided.
Despite this, the COLONEL (pronounced not as "kernal" but as "col on ol") suffered a completely unrelated stroke, and in his dying breaths announced to Bubbles that he had in fact left the Communist party but that Capitalism was definitely flawed.
Bubbles was left to deal with the realisation that she had in fact contributed to two civilian deaths in one hectic, DIZZY teenage morning.
Buttercup and Blossom, meanwhile, were now missing.
Bubbles suddenly REALISED that her fate was sealed. SHE would spend the next 14 years in the STATE PEN for double murder. Her BROW felt heavy and a tear ELAPSED from her moist tear duct, as she FELL to the floor sobbing in regret. The COURTS would not see her side of the story, SHE would be found guilty of MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE. Her actions had probably CAUSED the fatal and terminal stroke which struck the poor defenceless colonel, FORMER communist. As she thought of the situation poetically SHE was also trying to reform herself from this terrible MURDER, as the colonel was trying to REFORM from the wonderful world of communism, she THEN FELT she DESERVED it. She did, however, make the most of her last few hours of freedom by shakin' her ass down at the local Townsville pimp bar and selling her body for cold hard drugs.
More to come!