A/N: HAHA!!! here's a meaningless funny one-shot! The naughty plot bunny bit my ass! I hope you enjoy it!!! I don't own anything!
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She Lied
One-shot
Seto and Noa were making out on the street one-day. Joey saw them and killed Noa out of anger. Mokuba killed Joey for killing his older brother. Tristen killed Mokuba for killing his buddy. Seto found out and killed Tristen. Who cared about the pointy haired freak anyway...
Yami couldn't help seeing Seto so sad and lonely. The Pharaoh finally coaxed the CEO into having a relationship. Soon they were dating. Yugi saw this, felt hurt and killed Seto. Out of shock, Yami killed Yugi, realized what he had done and ran away.
Bakura, looking sober, was walking down the street when something collided into him. He fell, cursing. He swore he'd send to the Shadow Realm who ever careless shit bumped into him. To his surprise, it was a crying Pharaoh, clutching a gun. Bakky smiled and comforted Yami. From there, their relationship started.
Grandpa soon found out about Yugi's death and the culprit. He sought Yami out and killed him. Bakura found out and killed the old man. The white haired yami fell crying, cradling the re-dead Pharaoh in his arms. Ryou saw this and hugged him.
Malik had this crush on Bakura and wanted to catch his attention in every way. He saw Ryou hugging Bakura and felt immediately jealous. Malik took out a gun and killed Ryou. So Bakky and the Egyptian blonde started fucking out. Marik got left out and killed Bakura. Malik screamed and killed his yami. Rishid killed Malik for a hazy reason. Isis killed Rishid for killing her brother.
A few years later, Isis fell in love with Mai. But Tea had a crush on Mai so she killed Isis. Mai killed Tea out of anger. After that, Mai fell in love with Otogi but Otogi was already with Pegasus so Peggy killed Mai. Bandit Keith, Mai's ex-boyfriend, killed Peggy out of anger. Otogi killed Keith then killed himself.
Shadi, having found out that most of the good duelists in Domino City have died, shamelessly threw away his turban, stripped and danced the hula for all the world to see!
OWARI!!!
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A/N: HAHA!! Thank you! Review please! oh...and the title has TOTALLY NOTHING to do with the story...