How Gay Art Thou Faramir?

by solarae

Though the title suggests otherwise, this is the random and plotless "story" of the many loves of the fellowship- SLASH

3. Ch 3

A/N: Just a note- these chapters were written while watching the movies- some lines are word for word, others are altered to fit the story. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS (unfortunately) because if I did, they'd all be gay he he he

Ch. 3

Frodo wakes up in Mordor, sweaty and screaming Gandalf's name. Sam looks at him in distress thinking 'Why doesn't he scream my name?' Sam then proceeds to skulk around camp all morning.

Later

Smeagol jumps the hobbits and has a jolly good time wrestling even though Smeagol's not "getting any." Frodo then manages to pin Smeagol but he doesn't kill him because secretetly, he's in love with him (A/N that's why he believes Smeagol over Sam later, but blames it on the ring)

Sam continues to skulk.

A/N: poor Sam doesn't get any... pouts... Frodo doesn't deserve him anyways.