HI everyone, I had a good laugh when I read the reviews. Sorry about the thong and tongue thing. What can I say; I always had a warped sense of humor. Here is another chapter I hope you like it. I will be gone for the weekend so it will take a few days for something else to come out.

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On with the story...

OUTSMARTING THE MARAUDERS OR NOT

Two weeks had passed since the return to school. Lessons were going well, Sirius and Remus had become the schools favorite teachers; they were fair to all houses and their lessons were always fun. The kids learned a lot faster with two teachers helping them out. They were quickly catching up to the level to which they should be. The students were even saying that the potions professor was even taking points from his own house once in a while. Up to now it was a good start of school.

Harry and Draco were exited, it was the day they would sneak out to the forest to get married. Draco having had experience in keeping his feelings hidden was having no trouble acting like nothing important was going on. Harry on the other hand was distracted all day. He kept looking at his watch; it was like he wanted time to go faster. He kept thinking of how to get pass Sirius and Remus who no doubt would be roaming the forest because of Remus' change.

Sirius had noticed that the boys seemed to be hiding something. He kept a close eye on them. They often disappeared at night. He was thinking of "borrowing" the marauders map to follow them one night. Whatever they were hiding must be important. He noticed that sometimes when they were talking and one of them would say something and the other would have a funny look and they would suddenly go silent. But it looked like the conversation was silently continuing; they would shake their heads and move their hands just like two people talking but no noise was coming out of their mouth. Sirius was intrigued. Harry seemed preoccupied today and Draco kept glancing at his boyfriend like he wanted to warn him to calm down.

"Remus, do you find that Harry is acting very strange lately?"

"Yes I can smell that he is nervous and exited about something. I can also smell that off of Draco but he hides it better. I overheard them whispering something about the full moon earlier. Do you think they are up to something?"

"I don't know but I'm going to Harry's dorm and I'm going to borrow the map. I'll do that while they are in defense class so this way you can make sure that they don't catch me. Tonight if they go somewhere I'll be able to follow them. They've been sneaking around since the beginning of the school year."

"Be careful, you don't want to loose Harry's trust by looking in his things. You will follow tonight but if you don't find anything you will give them back the map tomorrow. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes dear."

Remus rolled his eyes at his lover's antics. "Would you please reminding me why I love you so much?" Sirius took Remus in his arms and kissed him, leaving Remus weak in the knees. "Oh yes, now I remember." He whispered. They broke apart when they heard the students outside their door.

"Come in kids. Good afternoon class. Today we will be learning about the Patronus charm. Raise you hand if you can perform the charm already."

Harry, Draco and a few more raised their hands.

While the class was listening to Remus; Sirius sneaked out of the class and made his way to the Gryffindor common room. He went to Harry's dorm and found the map in his trunk. He placed the map in his pocket and made his way back to class just in time to see Remus give a demonstration of the patronus. "EXPECTO PATRONUM" a white silvery wolf came out of his wand.

"Harry please come up here and show us your patronus."

Harry made his way to the front of the class. Took out his wand and yelled "EXPECTO PATRONUM". Thinking he would see the familiar stag; he was shocked to see a beautiful unicorn come out of his wand. It ran across the room a few times before disappearing. Remus was also surprised, he never heard of the patronus form changing for anyone. He told Harry to sit down and called on Draco to come up.

"Draco what is your patronus form?'

"It's a dragon."

"Ok anytime you're ready."

"EXPECTO PATRONUM" He was also shocked to see that his patronus was now in the form of a phoenix. Oh my, this may cause them trouble. He looked at Harry and shook his head. (Omg Harry, how do we explain that?)

(Let's just act like we don't understand it ourselves. The innocent look should do it.)

"Professor Lupin, what happened to my dragon? I don't understand why my patronus is now a phoenix." Draco looked at Remus and gave him his best innocent lost child look. "Man I should be an actor" he though.

Remus was not fooled; he had seen the look the boys had exchanged. He could tell that they knew what was going on. 'Something in their lives must have changed. The patronus never changes form. This is interesting." He turned towards Sirius and gave him a signal that meant to warn him to keep a sharper eye out on the boys. "We'll have to get Severus to help us out; after all he's the best at sneaking around."

Harry and Draco left class with the feeling they were being followed. But every time they turned around they couldn't see anyone.

(I have a bad feeling that we didn't fool them in there. Your godfather and uncle are two very smart wizards so I don't think we can trick them so easily.)Harry just looked at his lover and shrugged. Draco took Harry's hands in his. (Tonight will be special love. We will use our cloaks to go down to the chamber to get the dress robes that we found yesterday and from there we will make our way to the forest.) They had found two new dress robes on their beds in the chamber of secrets with a note attached to them. It had said "Congratulations on your wedding ceremony. The spirit of the magical creatures will be with you as you start your new journey as one." It had been signed Phoenix Lord and Unicorn King. Harry's robe were spun of gold with the picture of a phoenix embroidered in silver on the back. Draco's were silver with a golden unicorn on its back.

A few hours later they were both ready to sneak out to get to the chamber. Harry had not been able to find the map. This kind of worried him a little but he had no time to think about it too much. They hid under their invisibility cloaks and went out of the Gryffindor tower. Neither of them noticed that they were being followed. They made their way to the girl's bathroom and took off their cloak. Sirius who was under his own cloak watched as the boys made their way to the sinks. Draco smiled at Harry before turning towards the sink and spoke the words of parceltongue to open the chamber. He had been practicing with the help of Harry. They could now carry a conversation in parceltongue when they alone. To say that Sirius was shocked to hear Draco speak the snake language was an understatement.

Both boys jumped in the tunnel and made their way towards their secret rooms. Sirius followed quietly. He could hear the boy's conversation.

"I can't wait until after the ceremony so I can finally make you mine. Harry I've waited a long time for this moment. Can you believe that in a few hours we will be married?"

"What I can't believe is that we are able to do all this without getting caught. You know Dray I hate keeping secrets from my family and friends. I wonder if we could contact the Phoenix Lord and ask him if we can at least tell a few people." Harry sat on his bed holding his head. "I can't stand all this secrecy. I know we can't have Voldemort know about us but telling Remus, Sirius and Severus shouldn't place us in danger."

"I know Harry, let's get through tonight and when we come to our full powers we'll try to contact the Phoenix Lord and Unicorn King and ask them. Now we must get dressed."

Sirius watched as the boys went to the dressers to get their clothes out. He was amazed when he saw the dress robes. Harry found a box near his dress robe. When he opened it he was surprised to see a small gold crown and ring. The crown itself was just a small band of gold about and half inch wide with rubies and diamonds scattered on it. They ring was shaped like the head of phoenix with ruby eyes. He placed the jewelry on himself and turned around to see how Draco looked.

His lover looked beautiful wearing his silver robes. He also had a crown of silver with emeralds and diamonds, his ring was shaped in the head of a unicorn with emerald eyes. Draco had let his shoulder length hair loose. Harry kissed him and caressed his cheek with his fingers.

He took a few steps back and held out his hands. In a formal voice he spoke to Draco.

"Draco Lucius Malfoy, Grand Lord of Unicorns it is my honor to escort you to our wedding ceremony in the dark forest."

"Harry James Potter, Grand Phoenix Lord it his my honor to go with you to our wedding ceremony in the dark forest."

Both boys bowed to each other then Draco took Harry's hand. "Come love it is time for our wedding. May the powers of nature guide us and protect us." They started glowing and their power could easily be felt.

Sirius was in awe. "Omg what's going here, are the boys really the Grand Phoenix Lord and Grand Unicorn Lord. I though those were just legends from a long time ago. He followed them until he got to the entrance of the chamber. He levitated himself out of the chamber just in time, because Harry had given the command for the entrance to close. He kept on following them as they made their way to the dark forest. After walking for twenty minutes the stopped at a clearing. The moonlight illuminated everything around them. It gave the trees a eerie glow.

Harry and Draco faced each other and smiled. They held one hand and the other was placed on the other's hear. While they were getting ready; all kinds of magical creatures made their way to the clearing to witness the ceremony. Sirius sat next to a tree. He would let his godson know that he witnessed his wedding ceremony tomorrow. He just wished that Remus could be here. He heard a branch crack right next to him. He turned around and came face to face with a familiar brown and gray werewolf. He knew that Remus had taken his potion so he wasn't afraid of his lover. Werewolves never hurt their mates. Remus gave him a questioning look. The werewolf in him felt happy for the couple standing in the middle of the clearing, but the human in him was puzzled.

Sirius whispered in Remus' ear. "I found out a lot, but right now is not the time to talk about it, sit down and watch the ceremony with me."

By now both boys were brightly glowing with the power of their auras. Harry's aura was a beautiful golden color while Draco's was silver.

Harry started the ceremony "I Harry James Potter take thee Draco Lucius Malfoy as my husband. By the powers of the moon, stars and all the forces of nature. I Grand Phoenix Lord take thee Grand Lord of Unicorns as my soul mate. I promise to love and protect you forever and a day. You are my live, my love, my everything." Harry took his phoenix ring and placed it on Draco's finger. The glowing intensified. Draco took a deep breath his eyes never leaving Harry's.

"I Draco Lucius Malfoy take thee Harry James Potter as my husband. By the powers of the moon, stars and all the forces of nature. I Grand Lord of Unicorns take thee Grand Phoenix Lord as my soul mate. I promise to love you and protect you forever and a day. You are my life, my love my everything." He took his unicorn ring and placed it on Harry's finger.

Both started chanting in some ancient language for a few minutes. Anyone watching could hardly keep their eyes open as the light around was so strong. Suddenly both boys took out their wands and yelled LUNARIAS AMORUS ETURNOS. As suddenly as it started the light disappeared. Draco leaned over and kissed his new husband. "I love you Harry". Harry held Draco in his arms and caressed his body. "I love you to Draco. Let's make our way to the castle. We still have a bit of unfinished business to do." He gave Draco a wicked smile. They kissed again and they could feel the passion and lust in each other. Still holding hands they made their way back to school. Sirius followed them again but stopped when they got to the bathroom. What he heard told him that it was not something that he wanted to watch.

"So Harry now I finally get to make you mine. After tonight we will be joined in everyway possible. I love you so much. Let's go back down to our bedroom. I can't wait to feel myself inside of you."

Harry blushed at the passionate words of his husband.

"Come, Dray I want to feel all of you with a lot less clothes on you." Harry laughed as he slid down the tunnel. Draco soon followed him.

Once the boys had gone back down towards the chamber Sirius made his way back to his own quarters. He knew he would find Remus there. They had a secret door that let them leave the castle without having to go through the front doors. It made things easier on Remus at this time of months. He went into their bedroom where he found the werewolf waiting for him. "Go to sleep love I'll tell you all about it in the morning." He laid down next to his lover and soon fell asleep too.

Meanwhile in the chamber two lovers discovered the pleasures of making love. They both took turns to top. Their passion was great. It took a few hours for them to be sated. Ah! To be young and sixteen. They too fell asleep in each others arms. When they woke up in the morning they would get quite the surprise...