How Gay Art Thou Faramir?

by solarae

Though the title suggests otherwise, this is the random and plotless "story" of the many loves of the fellowship- SLASH

5. Ch 5

Ch. 5

Eomer's band of men surrounded Aragorn, Gimly, and Legolas. Eomer swung out of his saddle and planted himself firmly in front of Gimly.

"I would cut off your head if it stood but a little further off the ground" Eomer threatened.

"Then you would die before your stroke fell." Said Legolas boldly (as Aragorn swooned from his manliness- teehee)

Emoer's POV

My, he's a bold one. A little too pretty-boy-ish for me… but he has nice hair! END POV

They exchange names and Eomer gives the three two horses. Legolas gets onto one and Aragorn looks lustfully at him, but Legolas gives him his best "I don't swing that way" look and invites Gimly to ride behind him.

Aragorn regretfully swung onto the second horse, wishing darkly that he could be riding something a little different.

'Why can't Legolas just be gay?!?!?!' thought Aragorn.