How Gay Art Thou Faramir?

by solarae

Though the title suggests otherwise, this is the random and plotless "story" of the many loves of the fellowship- SLASH

6. Ch 6

A/N: Hope you're enjoying the complete randomness!

Ch. 6

Treebeard

"Oh ho! What have we got here!?" said Treebeard continuing saying, "Two little ones just climbing up my trunk! Mm, not bad looking… what are they, orcs?

"We're hobbits!" Merry and Pippin cried in distress.

"Hobbits," contemplated Treebeard slowly, "They're a bit small, but I can give them a go…" (A/N: Just thought now would be a good time to tell you that Legolas is really a girl- dressed up as a guy- who's a lesbian.)

A/N: More to come! Further kudos to my co-writer Myia. Please Review!!!!!