Shallow Waters
((Dedication:)) to AnimeAngelz who inspired me to write fan fics.
((disclaimer:)) I do not own Inuyasha. But all the made up characters are mine so you can't use them without permission.
((jragon)) Hi and welcome to my fic. it's a sort of comedy so sit back, relax, and most importantly review!!!!!!
((jragon)) On with the fic!
((p.s.)) sorry about the mix up with the "coming soon" stuff. MAN!! what was I smoking that night???!!!! o well. heres the Actual story.
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Kagome sat on the edge of the bed staring at the open door Inuyasha had stormed out of minutes before, dog ears flaring, red eyes glaring, and his silver long silver hair flowing aggresively behind him.
The last light of the moon was coming through the window, reflecting off the tears dripping slowly down her perfect cheeks, only to get lost in the blacknesss of her eyes and her waist length hair. These wern't tears of sorrow, these were tears of rage.
((I've got to get out of here!))she thought suddenly.(( I've got to call Sango.))
She picked up the phone and dialed the correct sequence of numbers. A few rings came and went.((Pick up dammit!)) she thought angriily as first dawn cracked the horizon.
""H-hello?" came a groggy sound from the end of the line.
"Get up Sango you lasy poo!"Kagome ordered.
"who is this?" Sango asked and then happily"Kagome??!!"
"get up! we're going for a walk" kagome told her with an amused smile on her face.
"OOO!!! a walk!" came the reply.
"Meet me in 10 minutes at shoo-ru park. be there or be square" she said and hung up without an answer.(A.N. I know, I know, what kind of name is shoo-ru? Well I don't know so shut up!)
Kagome quikly slid into her long dark blue robes and started twords the door.Shippo came out of his room, his red fox tail still droopy from sleep. Shippo was a Youkai or fox demon. Kagome had found him not to long ago in the woods.
"where ya going Kagome??" he asked.
"out for a while but i'll be back soon." she replied "bye" she said as she took her bow and arrows and walked out the door. ((Just in case)) she thought as she tucked the bow under her robes.
"bye" replied Shippo to the closed door. (( i'll miss you.)) he added in his mind as he walked back into his room.
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((Dam that bitch! Dam that fucken bitch!)) Inuyasha fumed while walking down the darkened streets as the sun started to rise. ((Who does she think she is? I don't need anger management but that wench thinks I do!))He slowed down.((I think I know myself better than she does and I don't need no fucking anger management!!!) he let his mind uneasilly agree on that thought.He started to head back home, if he didn't know Kagome better, she would be out mopin around with Sango and he was right!
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Kagome was walking down the quickly brightening path that led to shoo-ru park.
Memories of the argument started to flood her mind now that the shock and anger had gone.
"Hey Inu" Kagome said softly knowing through expeirience what she was about to say would be dangerous.
"What is it? can't you see I'm bussy?" came Inuyasha's growl of a reply.
"I was thinking..."kagome started ((This is it, the point of no return, it's either do or die!)) she thought nervously."If we take up Kodas offer at 13 zings (A.N. dollars! what else??) then you can have anger management, it's the cheapest offer since you're his good friend."
"Didn't we talk about this already? I'm not paying 13 zings so that some crack pot can talk to me about anger..." he started his voice rising with each word. He took a deap breath. "WhenIDon'tHaveAnAngerProblem!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, his sentece coming out as one long, loud word.
"But couldn't we just-" Kagome started, slightly taken aback.
"NO!!" Inuyasha shouted "Get it through your thick head!: No Anger No Crack pot. Got it??!!"
And thats when he left.
"Kagome!?!" came a distant shout.
Kagome shot back to reality as she realised she had made it into Shoo-Ru park. She put 2 and 2 together and looked up, sure enough there was Sango runing twards her. Long jet black hair following her as she went, giant boomerang jerking around on her back.
"Hiya!" Kagome sang.((Finally I have someone I can REALLY talk to!)) she thought happily, whilst running to meet Sango.
"Hello!" Sango replied, equally happy. "Shall we sit??" she asked casually, beconing in front of a few bushes at the foot of a hill.
"Sure replied Kagome. They sat. "Sango I have so much to tell you! About the anger management...and the zings... Koda's deal was... but Inuyasha..." She gasped in a gulp of air
"Whoa! slow down, we don't want you having a heart atack... OWW!!!" She cried out.
"What is it?" asked Kagome urgently. "Are you hurt?"
"No it just felt like something poked my bum!... o well. I guess it was just the grass she sighed. But Kagome wasn't listening. She was staring, transfixed at a flock of bright red Gara birds nesting in a tree near by.(( They are sooo beautifull!)) she thought. She was oblivious to the sniker that seemed to come from the bushes, oblivious to Sango's reaching hand, oblivious to--
"KA-SMACK!!!"...ka-smack!!! ka-smack!!! ka-smack!!!
The sound echoed around the park, The birds took off in fright. Kagome shot around and time seemed to freeze as she took in the details:
Sango was beat red, she was holding Miroku by the neck, his staff laying useless on the grass a few feet away.On his face he was sporting a glowing-red handprint that was ever swelling.
Miroku was on the brink of conciousness, his monk robes drooping, black hair partially covering his dazed eys.
"MIROKU YOU PERVE!!!!!" Sango exploaded.
((they would make the perfect couple)) laughed Kagome to herself.
"I-it's N-n-ot like that," started a dazed Miroku "I dropped my coins and bent down to pick them up when--"
"BULL SHIT!" shouted Sango
Kagome watched them biker back and forth with a smile on her face. (( just like the good old days...)) She thought happily.
Suddenly a burst of in-humane wind ripped through the park but Kagome was having to much fun to really pay attention.((wassn't it dead calm a minute ago?)) she asked herself but then pushed it to the back of her mind, sshe was too happy to worry,
To happy to notice the paper in the wind,
To happy to notice it was heading straight for her,
Closer,
Closer,
Closer until,
It made contact!
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Kagome started as something touched her tender cheek and into her arms fell the paper.(( It's an ad of some sort.)) she thought subconciously as she began to read it.
--Free anger management class, completely free for those of you who don't wish to spend money. Completely free. Just drop by my office located on wee-beetle street this friday and talk to my secretary, Arugak. This friday only. and remember: FREE FREE FREE!!!
I hope to ssee you soon,
DR.Ukaran--
((Ther's something familiar about that name...)) she thought but was to busy pondering on something more important. ((This could be it!)) she thought exidedly((My chance at getting Inuyasha to anger management! It's free so he can't complain, this is great))
Just then her stomach growled and she realised she hadn't eaten yet. Suddenly she was starving ((I'll tell Inuyasha later.)) she thought as she tucked the paper into one of the many pokets in her robes.
And then they set off for breakfast...(A.N. Yess Miroku went to, I meen cmon guys!!! wats a comedy without a little Miroku/perve action???Its nothiing , thats wat!!!)
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((jragon)) Well, thats the first chap. Yay the characters are introduced!!!
((jragon)) I'm not happy because it's sunday and guess wat tommorrow is?? Thats rite, school!! :( Well at least be happy wioth all your reviews..... you were gonna review...wern't ya??
jragon I won't continue unles I get at least 5 reviews. And they have to be from 5 different people. Ya thats rite, I no your little ideas! Review, Review, Review. This is my first fic so I need YOUR oppinion. O by the way..... REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
((jragon)) Don't worry, there'll be lot's of Shippo to come seeing as he's the coolesst dude ever. But you won't find out how he becomes a hero unless you REVIEW, review, review!
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