YAY!!! Time for the funniest chapter on BWP…again!! HEH!! ENJOY!!
Dedication: This fanfic is dedicated to AnimeObessionFantasy. Great friend, Great reviewer and Great Fan. Enjoy!!
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Title: Black Wolf Pack
Summary: Sakura is normal, average. Until that unfortunate day she stumbled upon Li Xiao Lang and his deadly gang called 'Black Wolf Pack'. Now, there's no way out. Will Sakura join? Die? Or…fall in love?
And now, to truly begin…
------- Chapter 3: The Homemade movie
"I got you a homemade movie." Mei Lin announced as Sakura opened the package.
"We'll watch it later." Sakura announced.
"The boys got you something very special." Eriol announced.
"I wonder what it is?" Sakura asked amused.
The boys all walked into the training room. They all took a stance.
"We are all gonna train you." Syaoran said.
"Cool. But beware. I specialize in Martial Arts, Karate and Tai Kwon Doe." Sakura proclaimed.
"Good. Then it would be easy." Takashi said.
"If that is for the presents, then lets watch the movie." Mika suggested.
They all agreed, but little did they know, this movie is an embarrassment to the Li men.
They all waltzed into the video room like it was the awards or something. Mei Lin popped the video in and they all sat back to enjoy the movie.
(Oh god. Ok time to explain. The movie consists of scenes that I will be explaining. When a scene changes from one to another I will indicate like this ----scene 2:… or something like that. When we go to the real world where the guys are watching the movie I will indicate it like so :-:-:-:-: REAL WORLD :-:-:-:-: and when we go back to the movie I will indicate it like :-:-:-:-: MOVIE:-:-:-:-: and when we completely finish the movie I will finish it off like this :-: FIN :-: okie dokie? Great!!!)
---Scene 1: Syaoran, and the forgotten sandwich
Syaoran: ERIOL WHERE DID YOU PUT MY HAM SANDWICH?!?!?
Eriol: Under the bed…
Syaoran: UNDER THE BED?!?! WHY?!?!
Eriol: Dunno…to me it smelt like garlic so…ew no don't tell me you're gonna…… OH GROSS!!!
Syaoran ran to the bed, grabbed the sandwich and starts eating.
Syaoran: Damn YOU!!!
Eriol: NASTYNESS!!!
---Scene 2: Eriol and the half proposal
Eriol: OH BABY!! I love you, PLEASE MARRY ME!!
Syaoran: What the fuck are you doing?!?!
Eriol: Proposing…
Syaoran: Um…Eriol you do know that it's a MOP you're proposing to…right?
Eriol: Hey, I love the mop. I can't fight my dear affections towards it…can I?
Syaoran: What about Tomoyo?
Eriol: What 'bout her?
Syaoran: Don't you love her?
Eriol: DON'T MAKE MY DEAR SWEET MOPPY HEAR YOU!!!
Syaoran: Man…you drank to much wine…damn 1 whole bottle…
Eriol: What? What wine?
Syaoran: Nothing.
Eriol: ok. Where were we? Oh yea. MOPPY MARRY ME!!!
Syaoran: Baka…
----Scene 3: Mei Lin gets lost.
Mei Lin: SYAORAN LI!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?
Evil Voice that oddly sounded like Syaoran: Follow the bloodstained path.
Mei Lin: Sure why not.
Eriol: Shh. Mei Lin we don't want the bear to find us.
Mei Lin: What bear?
Eriol: THAT BEAR!!
Mei Lin: AIIE!!!! A BEAR!! MOMMY SAVE ME!!
Syaoran: Damn Mei Lin, do you have to scream so much?!?!
Mei Lin: Shut the fuck up Syaoran!!
Eriol & Syaoran laughing their asses off.
Mei Lin: OK I'LL MAKE SURE YOU FEEL THE PAIN!!
Eriol & Syaoran: MOMMY!!!
:-:-:-:-:REAL WORLD:-:-:-:-:
"Who put that there?" Mei Lin asked.
"I did." Mika announced.
"GO TO HELL!!! Wait until your part comes up." Mei Lin snickered.
Back in a corner, Eriol and Syaoran were crying.
"HOW COULD MEI LIN DO THIS!!!!!?" They howled.
Tomoyo, Sakura, Chiharu, Rika and Naoko were all laughing.
:-:-:-:-:MOVIE:-:-:-:-:
----Scene 4: Damn Puppy.
Tomoyo: ERIOL!!!! COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!
Eriol: But Tomoyo darling, baby, can't we practice for the wedding after?
Tomoyo: GET YOUR ASS RIGHT OVER HERE BEFORE I MAKE A MARK ON IT!!
Li Men: Eriol, you're getting pushed around by your fiancée. Wait until you get her pregnant.
Eriol gulped: Shut up!!
Tomoyo: ERIOL!!!!!!
Eriol: WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomoyo: Give me back my puppy.
Sweat drop
Eriol: All this for A DAMN PUPPY!!!!
Tomoyo: SAKURA GAVE IT TO ME!!!! GO TO HELL!!!!
Eriol: You mean YOUR SISTER SHIPPED A DAMN PUPPY TO YOU ANDYOU CRY BECAUSE I TAKE IT FOR A COUPLE OF DAMN SECONDS!?!?!?!?!?!
Tomoyo on the ground crying: You don't love me anymore? I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!!!
Eriol: No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I meant.
Tomoyo: THEN WHAT DID YOU!!!!
Li Men: We are outta here!!!
Eriol: Help!!!
----Scene 5: DAMN YOU WOMEN!!!!!
Syaoran: FUCK OFF MEI LIN!!!!
Mei Lin: Syaoran, just give her a chance!
Syaoran: NO!!! SHE CAN GO SUCK A DONKEY'S ASS!!
Mei Lin: Syaoran, please, just let her do it. It won't be that terrifying.
Syaoran: THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT FOR ME!!!
Mei Lin: Hell NO!!! This is your turn to do it!!
Syaoran: What about the others. Didn't Ryan get this fucking treatment?
Mei Lin: YES HE DID!! And he said it wasn't that bad.
Syaoran: HOW COULD MY BROTHER BETRAY ME!!! RYAN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!
Ryan: What is it big bro.
Syaoran: Mei Lin mentioned that you liked the treatment?
Ryan: It wasn't that bad.
Syaoran: Grrrrr.
Ryan: Hahah.
Mei Lin: Your turn Syaoran.
Syaoran: -Gulp-
: Welcome Li-san, ready for your DENTIST appointment.
Syaoran: Yes.
:-:-:-:-:REAL WORLD:-:-:-:-:
"SYAORAN GOT SCARED OF A DENTIST!!!! I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE!!!!!!" Tomoyo was on the floor laughing while Sakura was trying to prevent her self from crying because of the sheers laughter.
"GOD DAMN Mei Lin, you are too cruel!!" Syaoran growled.
Mei Lin just laughed.
:-:-:-:-:MOVIE:-:-:-:-:
----Scene 6: Wedding Practice FOR MIKA!!!
Mika: How the heck am I supposed to propose to Naoko?
Ryu: Just pretend I'm Naoko.
Mika: Hell NO!!! Naoko is way sexier than you; you'll just screw everything up.
Ryu in a girlish sexy voice: Aren't I sexy enough for you? BABE????
Ryan: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! RYU IS HOMOSEXUAL!! GAYNESS!! AHHHH!!!!
Takashi: YOU just figured that out?
Eriol: What the fuck!!!!
Syaoran: Just get the show on the road.
Mika: Naoko will you marry me?
Ryu pretending to be Naoko: HELL NO!!! RYU LOOKS WAYYYYY BETTER!!!!
Mei Lin: SO you like Naoko better then me? GO TO HELL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
Ryu: No, IS just supposed to be funny.
Mei Lin: Just wait until Syaoran gets a wife, then I'll make her get you!!!
Li Men except for Syaoran: Gulp.
Syaoran: When I get married, it will be to a beautiful sexy beast!!
Everybody snickers at the cheesy comment.
:-:-:-:-:REAL WORLD:-:-:-:-:
"Beautiful sexy beast, eh? Well the only ones I see are Sakura." Eriol said.
Syaoran glared at him.
"HEY ARE YOU FUCKIN CALLING US UGLY!!!!!!" Tomoyo, Naoko, Rika and Chiharu screamed.
"NO!!! Is just that you guys already have Li men in your lives. Sakura is the only Wolf that doesn't." Eriol tried to cover up.
Everybody luckily was too busy with the movie to even care what Eriol said.
----Last Scene-Scene 7: Meeting of Sakura
Syaoran: Some lady called, she says she wants to be my secretary.
Ryan: Maybe it's that sexy beast that you wanted 1 month ago.
Eriol: Maybe.
Other Li men: SHE'S HERE!!!
Ryan: Damn, she is hot!!
Syaoran: GO TO YOUR FUCKED UP FRONT DESK RYAN!!!
Eriol: Chill man, she is just too hot!!! She damn straight looks like Tomoyo, in a way.
Syaoran: Then why don't get you 2 stupid wives.
Eriol: Nice idea but Tomoyo have to agree though.
Ryu: She's coming Syaoran.
Ryan: Miss. Kinomoto is here shall I let her in?
Syaoran: Yes do so.
Sakura: Hello.
Ryan: Hi!
Eriol: You may proceed in Kinomoto-san.
Syaoran was staring stupidly at Sakura.
Syaoran whispering: That is a sexy beast!!!!
:-:FIN:-:
Sakura was blushing at that last comment.
"WHO THE FUCK TAPED ALL THESE SHIT!!!!!" Takashi screamed.
"I did. And the scenes that I was in, either Tomoyo or Naoko did." Mei Lin laughed.
"God, this was the best birthday Sakura ever had!!"
Tomoyo laughed.
"Yea, except for the one where Onii-chan gave me that Golden Tiara, and didn't call me a kaijuu for the whole day. Now that was the life." Sakura said.
"Yea, and we both got to stomp on his foot for no reason at all. I really miss Onii-chan." Tomoyo whispered.
"Who is this Onii-chan?" Ryu asked.
"Our brother Touya, our parents died and Touya was the only one left, until someone shot him." Sakura told everybody.
Everybody noticed how sad Sakura and Tomoyo looked.
"C'mon, let's go to bed, it's really late and we have a mission tomorrow." Mika said.
"Mission?" Sakura repeated.
"Yea, we have this opponent called "Wild Cats". They got the password to our weapon room. We have to kill the person who got it and get our gold disk back." Eriol explained.
"What gold disk?" Mei Lin asked.
"The one with all of our passwords and secrets." Syaoran said.
Sakura looked at the floor.
"What happened Cherry?" Tomoyo asked.
Syaoran looked up once he heard that name.
'Cherry,' he thought, 'that's the name I heard in my dream.'
"Nothing, It's just you all have to go home tomorrow, including Rika." Sakura whispered.
"Sakura don't worry, I'll be back in 3 months." Rika said.
"And you have Eriol." Tomoyo reminded.
"He is a weirdo Tomoyo."
Eriol sighed. "Yes I am."
"What about Mei Lin?" Naoko asked.
Sakura smiled. "Mei Lin? Cool."
They all laughed at Sakura's childish behavior.
Syaoran couldn't keep is eyes off Sakura. Lucky no one noticed except for Eriol.
'I'll ask him later.' He thought.
"Bye guys." Sakura said. The limo was going to drop the girls off at the airport.
"C'ya Cherry. Don't get naughty." Rika laughed.
"I will. Bye."
"YOU WILL!!!! THAN WHAT HAPPENES IF YOU GET A BABY?!?!" Tomoyo screamed.
"I'll let you make the clothes?" Sakura asked.
"Fine with me, Bye." Tomoyo laughed.
And with those last words, they left.
"Sakura, you have to get some sleep, tomorrow is your first mission." Ryu said.
"Yea, goodnight guys." Sakura said.
"Hey Sakura, we share the same room." Mei Lin said.
"Wha?"
"We have a bunk bed."
"I call top bunk." Sakura yelled.
"Fuck you. Let's go. Oh and Sakura, sometimes at night I might get scared, so sometimes I will climb to the top and share the bed with you or I will just go to Ryu." Mei Lin said.
Sakura laughed. "No probs."
"JUST GO TO BED!!" Syaoran screamed.
Everybody laughed and went to bed.
With one last look at Sakura, Syaoran went to bed knowing his angel is safe in hers.
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Like it? Well chapter 3 was a bit of a drag because I just reposted the exact chapter again…so stay tuned!!
Luv ya,
Sakura