Disclaimer: Do I hhhaaavvveee to?
Kuri: Yes
Ddc: Why?
Kuri: Because you don't own anything.
Ddc: Why?
Kuri: Because you're not J.K Rowing.
Ddc: Why?
Kuri: Because you weren't born to her mom.
Ddc: Why?
Kuri: -.-; Because you're not a special little butterfly
Ddc: O.O I....I'm not?!?!
Kuri: No.
Ddc: WWWHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!
Kuri: ::holding ears:: Someone make her stop...
A/N: Hi guys!!! I'm back with a second chapter, and ready to get down and dirty with pervyness and complete chaos. I promise to make the story pick up in the next few chappies so that it's more interesting than the last one, I wasn't hyper enough when I wrote it. Anyway, I'm sure you aren't hear to read my random babbling, so after a quick reviewer response we'll kick off the next chapter of A Karaoke Party From Hell!
Love of Wind: Yay!!! Shida approves!!! Shida approves!!! Glad ya like it Shida!!! Oo...who's that by? I'll definitely look it up. Talk to ya later on e-mail!
Kit: !!!!! COOKIE!!! GIVI THE COOKIE!!!!!! ::chases you around for cookie::
Lain-Iris: Tehe. Ultimate madness rules my world too. D Lol you know I can't tell you that, but you are right, all the clues point to Draco, and the fact that that's my second fav pairing in Harry Potter. BUT there are other possibilities too, cus I've been reading other interesting pairings too. D hope ya like this chapter too!
D&G: Yay!! DG approves too! So many approvals, I feel so special and loved. Ooo I'm definitely looking that song up along with Shida's request. Draco, more appetizing? Swweeetttt. Tehe. Updating, updating oh almighty DG. D
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Seamus: ::munching on cookie:: Mmmmmm the cookie goodness is so yummy!
Ron: ::groaning while rubbing head:: Mom? Where'd you put my favorite stuffed kitten?
Harry: ::raises eyebrow:: Stuffed kitten?
Ron: O.o I mean my...um...manly lion statue!
Harry: ::snickering:: Sure Ron...sure.
Oliver Wood: ::pops up behind Harry:: Hey did you guys see that weird blond girl chasing around Hermione and the hot Asian chick?
Harry: AH!! Scaryness.
Seamus: ::still eating cookie:: Yeah man, how'd you get here?
Draco: How come you idiots are talking like Americans.
Harry: Because we can bro.
Draco: O.o I am NOT your bro!
Ron: ::smirking:: You so sure about that homey?
Harry: How do you know muggle slang?
Ron: I just do.
Draco: What's a homey?
Harry: ::smirking too while moving in closer:: You sure you wanna know?
Draco: ::backing away:: Um...now I'm not so sure.
Ron: ::snickering:: Go Harry go!
Oliver: Harry's acting weird...he's flirting with Blondie.
Ron: He is?
Oliver: ::rolls eyes:: Look!
Harry: ::pushing Draco up against a wall and whispering into his ear::
Ron: YOU MEAN HE IS YOU-KNOW-WHO?!
Mysterious Voice #2: No, I am You-Know-Who! MUHAHAHA COWER IN FEAR MIDGETS!!!!!!
Ron and Oliver: ::hug each other in fear:: AAHHH!! SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!!!
Sirius: ::appears in doorway cracking up:: Oh that was so fun. Hey Harry! Stop flirting with everyone in sight and say hi to godfather!
Draco: AHH!!!!!! MASS MURDER!!!!!! ::cowering behind Harry::
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: You're such a wuss. Hey Siri!!!! ::hugs Sirius:: What are you doing here?
Sirius: Oh no reason. Just felt like crashing a party. You know how it goes.
Harry: Damn straight.
Hermione: ::still running from Pansy, who is now foaming at the mouth (she's a rabid dog when it comes to clothes):: Hey Sirius! Long time no see! Sorry can't chat. Gotta run from the rabid girl-dog.
Sirius: ::raises eyebrow:: Interesting...since when was Hermione a Playboy bunny?
Ron: Since about 5 minutes ago.
Neville: Yeah you missed the best show. Sucks to be you Sirius!
Sirius: T.T so sad
Harry: Aw don't worry Siri. I'm sure the next person or group going will be funny.
Mysterious voice #3: Not if we have anything to say about it! Muhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Harry: Don't tell me. Remus is here too?
Remus: ::trying to shove Snape into the fire place:: Nope, I'm over here. DIE WORM!!!!!!
Snape: Gaaahhhh random werewolf attack!!!!
Remus: RAWR!!!!!!
Harry: Um...ok. Then who's the new person?
Voldemort, Lucius, Wormtail, and a ton of other Death Eaters: ::appear in doorway: WE are!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Harry, Draco, and Sirius: ::hug each other screaming:: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: ::notices he's hugging Draco:: GAH! MALFOY COOTIES!!!!!
Draco: ::rolls eyes:: Shut up weirdo. AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY DAD'S SO GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Harry: ::looks at Lucius and starts snickering:: I don't think he has the balls to do it Blondie.
Draco: ::sniffling:: Wh...why?
Harry: ::points:: That's why.
Lucius: What? ::is wearing a black leather dress, collar, and matching knee high boots with his hair done up in a pony tail::
Draco: AAAAHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!!! ::buries face into Harry's chest::
Harry: ::just snickering:: Nice outfit Blondie Senior.
Lucius: Why thank you Harry. But do you think my hair would look better in braids?
Harry: No it looks fine the way it is.
Voldemort: ::is wearing a white and black corset thing with a black mini skirt, fishnet stockings, and the same boots as Lucius:: Well for once I must agree. But I must say, I wish he would let me lend him one of my purses...I mean the outfit just isn't the same without it.
Harry: ::looks at Voldemort and shrieks:: AAHHH!!!!! ::buries face into Draco's hair:: Hey you smell nice.
Draco: Thanks. You're warm.
Harry: Good, I was worried I was turning into a lizard the other day cus my hands were so cold.
Draco: Umm...ok. By the way, why did you shriek?
Harry: Are you brave?
Draco: No.
Harry: Then don't look at Voldie.
Draco: ::looks at Voldemort:: AAAHHH!!!! ITS A SKELETON DRAG QUEEN!!!!!! ::faints::
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: I told him not to look...
Ron: Ooo Blondie fainted! Can we draw funny things on his face?
Harry: ::tosses unconscious Draco at him:: Sure, knock yourself out.
Oliver: Eh? I thought you liked him?
Harry: You thought I liked HIM?!
Oliver: Well, you were just hugging him...and earlier you had him pressed up against a wall...
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: You're crazy Oliver. I don't like him.
Ron: Yay!!! I'm happy now. Sharpies rock my socks!!
Harry: Um...ok then. I'm just going to go as far away from you and the Drag Eaters as I can get. ::scoots away::
Goyle: Are you guys done yet?!
Ron: Hell no!! He needs to have a French mustache on his face!!
Goyle: -.-;;;; I wasn't talking about that. Can I give my idea now?
Seamus: Sure Goyle, knock yourself out.
Goyle: Ok. ::takes a brick and hits himself on the head::
Seamus: -.-;;;; I didn't mean literally.
Ron: ::has covered Draco's face with random doodles:: Ooo can I wake him up?
Seamus: Sure.
Ron: Weee!!! ::starts jumping up and down on Goyle's stomach:: WAKE UP FATTY!!!!
Harry: Ron you wouldn't happen to have inhaled anything the twins gave you now?
Ron: Nope!!! I'm just so evilly amused!
Lucius: Evilly amused?
Voldemort: Does that make sense to you?
Snape: ::is pressing feet against side of the fire place to keep Remus from pushing him in:: Doesnt to me! Aaaahhh good god man!! Stop trying to push me into the fireplace!!!
Remus: NEVER!!!! MUHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
Voldemort: How come he isn't with us? He's got the evil laugh.
Wormtail: I'll start the recruitment process right away Master! ::takes out pen and paper and goes over to Remus:: Remus Lupin, are you straight or gay?
Remus: ::stops pushing Snape into fireplace:: Um...bi?
Wormtail: Good enough. Do you enjoy dressing as a woman?
Remus: Umm...maybe?
Wormtail: Awesome! You're now one of the Drag Eaters!! I mean Death Eaters! I mean...gah I don't know what we're called anymore.
Remus: Hey don't I know you from somewhere?
Wormtail: Um...no?
Sirius: Remus don't be dumb. That's Peter, you know Wormtail.
Remus: WORM!!! ::picks up Wormtail and tries to push him into the fireplace:: BURN BABY!! BURN!!!!!
Snape: Yay it isn't me anymore!
Goyle: ::is now awake:: Ow shit! Stop it Weasel Man! I'm not a trampoline!
Draco: What did I say about that nickname Goyle?
Goyle: Sorry Master.
Draco: STOP CALLING ME THAT! ::has grown devil horns and tail again::
Ron: Hey when did he wake up?
Draco: ::goes back to normal:: A minute ago.
Harry: ::snickering:: Nice face Blondie.
Draco: Huh? ::Transfigures Voldemort's purse into a mirror:: AAAAHHH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLY COMPLECTION!!!!! ::runs into bathroom to wash off Sharpie doodles::
Voldemort: ::Sobbing:: My purse!!! My beautiful, beautiful purse!!!
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: Why are my worst enemies turning out to be gay pansies?
Lucius: Because that's just how the world works.
Voldemort: Yup.
Goyle: CAN I SAY MY IDEA NOW!?
Seamus: Sure Goyle.
Goyle: Ok. Scary Blondie Senior gets to sing A.M. To P.M.
Harry: O.o ::faints::
Draco: ::comes out with Sharpie doodle-free face:: What was that?
Goyle: I said scary Blondie Senior gets to sing A.M. To P.M.
Draco: O.o ::faints::
Ron: YES!!!! I get to draw on BOTH of their faces with Sharpies!!! ::drag Draco and Harry off to draw on their faces::
Lucius: Yay!! Did you hear that Voldie?? I get to sing!! I get to sing!! ::jumping up and down::
Voldemort: That's great Lucius. Now could you get me another purse please?
Lucius: Oh course Master. ::transfigures Snape into a purse:: One brand new purse!
Voldemort: Yay!!!!! Lucius I loooove you!!!
Lucius: O.o I hope you mean in a platonic, non-gay way.
Voldemort: Oh of course.
Seamus: Enough chit chat and turning Snape into purses! Blondie senior! Start singing! Now!!!
Lucius: All right all right! Don't lose your head! I'm going I'm going. ::trips over shoes::
Seamus: ::rolls eyes:: How about you stop acting like a ditz and start singing.
Lucius: Don't me Avada Kedavra you young man!
Seamus: Ooo scary! Blondie senior in drag is threatening me!! Whhhaaa I'm so scared I wanna piss my pants!!! ::cracking up::
Lucius: ::glaring:: You'll get yours homophobic!
Seamus: ::snickering:: I'm no homophobic. I'm a Drag Eater phobic. Now start singing!
::Music starts::
Lucius: Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
Everybody wanna get down when you hear the sound and you bump the beat
Three sixty-five days a years, twenty-four a day, seven days a week
Now when you're driving in your four by four and you turn this up on your stereo
Whether night or day, non-stop you'll play, and you know you still want more
Ron: ::comes back giggling:: Hey look!! Blondie senior's singing!!
Hermione: He has been for over a minute Ron
Ron: Oh. My bad, I was doodling on Harry and Draco's faces.
Hermione: We know Ron ::sighs::
Lucius: So find a honey that's standing on the wall
All the girls get the guys on the floor
From the front to the back let's go, hear this. Woo!
Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
Oooooooh, yeah
Draco and Harry: ::stumble in after washing faces:: Gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! ::faint again at Lucius singing and dancing::
Ron: Yay!!! They fainted again!!! More doodling!!! ::skips off::
George: Did we give him anything?
Fred: I don't know. Did we?
George: I don't remember.
Fred: Me neither.
George: Oh well.
Fred: Now we can't get blamed for him acting high because
George: We don't remember anything.
Fred: Amnesia rocks our world.
George: I thought pranks did
Fred: No that's every Tuesday. Today's Thursday, so amnesia rocks it today.
George: Oh right. Sorry my bad.
Lucius: Everybody in the club come on keep bobbin' your head now to this song
You got the beats and breaks and your body shake, and we're doing it all night long
Any time or place, any place or time, no we don't need no sleep.
Three sixty-five days a year, twenty-four a day, seven days a week.
So find a honey that's standin' on the wall, all the girls get the guys on the floor
From the front to the back lets go, hear this. Woo!
Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
From the front to the back come on and bob your head, yeah
Three sixty-five days a year, twenty-four a day, yeah
No we don't need no sleep
All night we rock that beat
So you know what to do
Just make it move and make it move, yeah
So find a honey that's standing on the wall, all the girls get the guys on the floor
From the front to the back lets go, hear this. Woo!
Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
Somebody hit the lights
So we can rock it day and night
People gettin' down, that's right
From AM to PM
Everybody lookin' like stars
All the chicks and the fella's in the bars
All of yall bumpin' this in your cars
From AM to PM
::music ends::
Voldemort: ::clapping the golf clap:: That was very beautiful Lucius
Lucius: ::jumping around skipping:: Weee!!! That was so much fun!!!!
Fred: Did we slip anything into his drink?
George: No I would remember something like that.
Fred: You mean he naturally acts like that?
George: I guess so.
Fred: O.o that's scary.
George: No wonder Blondie and Harry fainted.
Fred: They were smart
George: Even if they have Sharpie doodles all over their faces because of it.
Fred: Oh well. Nothing's perfect.
Lucius: What are you two murmuring about over there?
George: Nothing your royal gayness!
Fred: We just had an idea is all.
Seamus: Thank god. Say your idea you two before I die!
George: Ok!!!
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A/n: gaahh listening to Am to Pm on repeat while writing this chapter really screwed with my brain. It explains everything, doesn't it? Tehe. Well I hope that you guys liked this chapter, and please review to make me feel special and loved. D until next time!!!