Disclaimer: ::singing to Gackt::
Kuri: -.-;;; do the damn disclaimer.
Ddc: Sorry I'm busy ::sings more::
Kuri: She doesn't own Harry Potter.
Ddc: Or DO I? ::cackling:: Muhahahahahahahaha
Kuri: No, she really doesn't.
Ddc: You can't prove that!
Kuri: Um yeah I can.
Ddc: No you can't!
Kuri: Yeah I can.
Ddc: ::glaring:: NO you can't!
Kuri: ::holds up copyright contract for Harry Potter:: It belongs to J.K. Rowing, not you!
Ddc: What if I'm J.K. Rowing in disguise? Hmmmmm?
Kuri: -.-;;;;;;;;;
Ddc: Wee I win.
A/n: Weeeee heya readers! It's Thanksgiving Break, I'm hyper, and I'm ready to write another completely random chapter of A Karaoke Party From Hell! But first, reviewer responses cus I love you guys. :D
Kit: Tehehe yes the Drag Eaters. They rock my socks with their gayness. AAAHHH Me Against the Music is playing...scariness.
Lain-Iris: O.o don't hate me!! I never said there WASN'T HarryxDraco, I just said that I can't say yet and it could be another pairing. You'll just have to wait and find out. But just for the record, I will NOT write a HermionexHarry, GinnyxHarry, ChoxHarry, RonxHarry, or SnapexHarry pairing fic. They just scare me. Yay! Funnies. I'm happy now.
Love of Wind: Hey Shida!! Guess what, you win the prize!! I'm using your song! :D cus it's just sooo funny. Yeah the CG's are gonna show up eventually, but not until Not Another Karaoke Party is done. Which it will be soon, so you gotta go read and review it asap, I only got one review for it cus of the stupid site shutting down and not allowing reviews to be posted. T.T Ooooooo cookie!!! The unthinkable? What's the unthinkable? I wanna knoooowwww!!!
D&G: Tehehe the Drag Eaters were my fav part in that chappie. O.o you mean there is an actual pic of a drag queen and bunny Snape? O.o that's scary...ooo Closer is a cool song. Of course I'll use it! Hello, Love Under the Strobe Light! If I use a song in a oneshot fic, then chances are I'll use it in a karaoke fic. Lol I'm gonna have a remuxxsirius pairing cus they're my fav pairing in the story. DracoxHarry is second, they're just easier to write about and make act crazy. :D Glad I rocked your non-existant socks!
Shadow Fox I: Ooo I've never heard that song. I'll go check it out and then see if I should use it or not. Lol don't worry, I act gay all the time even though I'm straight. You should see me run when I'm hyper in P.E. It's a scary scary thing. :P
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Voldemort: Oo Lllluuucccciiiiuuuusssss!!!!
Lucius: Yes your almighty Gayness?
Voldemort: What color eyeshadow should I wear??? I can't decide between baby blue, pink, or green.
Lucius: Hmmm they all look good. What if we blended them together?
Voldemort: OH!!!! Lucius you are a GENIUS!
Lucius: Thank you my Lord.
Voldemort: Come help me apply these luscious, delicious colors Lucius!
Lucius: Oooh yay!! MAKEOVER!!!
Death aka Drag Eaters: ::skip off to bathroom::
Draco and Harry: ::come out with clean faces again::
Harry: If Ron draws on my face ONE MORE TIME I'm going to eat him.
Draco: Ew...that'd be nasty.
Harry: Why?
Draco: Well wouldn't he taste disgusting?
Harry: Um...I really wouldn't know. I'm not a cannibal.
Draco: Then why'd you say you were going to eat him?
Harry: -.- it's a figure of speech oh bright one.
Draco: Oh...EW!!!!
Hermione: Ok now why is Blondie shrieking like a little girl?
Draco: ::goes into devil form:: DON'T CALL ME BLONDIE!!!!
Hermione: Right Blondie. Whatever.
Harry: ::shrugs:: I don't know why Blondie is acting like a girl again. I just said I was gonna eat Ron if he drew on my face one more time.
Draco: ::shuddering:: Bad mental images...
Hermione: Ummm...I don't get it.
Harry: Me neither...wait.
Draco: ::still shuddering::
Harry: O.o EWWWWW!!!!! YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!!!!!
Draco: ::clutching head:: Make it go away!!!!!
Harry: ::shrieking about Draco being a pervert::
Hermione: I still don't get it...
Draco: Be HAPPY you don't get it!!!! eeewwwwwwww
Harry: ::slaps Draco upside the head:: I DID NOT MEAN THAT!!!!
Draco: Owwwww
Hermione: Are you two done acting like 5th graders?
Harry: No.
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: Fine. I'm going to go eat Ron for leaving me to deal with the rabid Pansy all by myself.
Draco: O.o
Harry: By the way, where is she?
Hermione: Locked in the bathroom.
Harry: But the Drag Eaters just went into there...
Hermione: Really? Oh well. Sucks to be her. I've heard them when they start makeovers. It's a scary, scary thing. Ok, time to eat Ron.
Draco: O.o
Harry: ::rolls eyes:: You have to be one of the perviest people I know, Draco Malfoy.
Draco: Yeah well you love me for it.
Harry: O.o no I don't!!!!
Draco: Yes you do!
Blaise: What's up here boys?
Draco: Blaise!! Tell Harry he loves me for my perviness!
Blaise: Huh?
Draco: Just do it.
Blaise: ::crosses arms:: Why should I? You attacked me.
Draco: Because you were going to tell Weasel Man who You-Know-Who is!
Harry: Well that's obvious. Everyone knows who that is.
Draco: O.o WHAT?!?!?!??!!? YOU KNOW?!?!??!
Harry: Uh...duh. Voldemort is You-Know-Who. Did you accidently inhale the Sharpie fumes or something? Cus you're acting stupider than usual.
Draco: ::sighs in relief:: Good you don't know. I'm not talking about THAT You-Know-Who. Ewwwww, why would I like HIM? He's a frickin' skeleton drag queen!!!
Blaise: Um Draco? Your dad is a drag queen.
Draco: So? He's not a skeleton.
Harry: He's still a drag queen.
Draco: Yeah well at least I have a dad!
Harry: Yeah well at least my godfather is normal!
Draco: Really?
Blaise, Harry, and Draco: ::look over at Remus and Sirius::
Remus: ::has pushed Wormtail into the fire place:: YYEESSSS!!!!!! VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!!
Sirius: YAY!!! GO WOLFIE!!!!
Remus: ::looking very pleased::
Sirius: Here Wolfie! Have a Were treat!! ::tosses werewolf biscuit at Remus::
Remus: ::jumps up, catches biscuit in mouth, then flips in midair after eating it::
Blaise and Harry: O.o
Draco: ::smirking:: I rest my case.
Harry: ::grumbles and walks off to talk to Oliver::
Draco: Weeeee I win!
Blaise: ::rolls eyes:: You're so immature
Draco: Thank you.
Ron: ::skips out of unknown room with a jumbo pack of Sharpies:: Oooohhh Dddrrracccoooo annnnddd Haaarrrryyyy!!! Have you guys fainted yet so I can draw on your faces?
Harry and Draco: -.-
Harry: I have a better idea Ron.
Ron: Oh really?
Harry: ::smirks:: Yeah, it's a lot more fun than you drawing on our faces with Sharpies.
Ron: Really??!?! But nothing is more fun than that!
Harry: Oh this is TWICE as much fun.
Ron: Oooooo
Draco: ::catching on:: Yeah. Wanna know what it is Weasel Man?
Ron: ::nods head vigorously::
Harry: Well here it is. We knock YOU out
Draco: And then draw all over YOUR face with Sharpies.
Ron: O.o ummm that's not fun.
Harry: Maybe not for you
Draco: But it is for us.
Ron: Ummm Harry? Draco? Why are you walking all creepy like towards me?
Harry and Draco: ::sneaking up on Ron walking like vampires in a cheesy movie::
Ron: Harry? Stop it, you're scaring me.
Oliver: Oh Ron is so screwed.
Seamus: Well did you really think they were gonna let him get away with drawing all over their faces with Sharpies?
Oliver: Nope.
Draco: ::grabs a brick that has somehow appeared out of nowhere:: Say night night Weasel Man!
Ron: Um night night?
Draco: ::hits Ron on head with brick::
Ron: ::passes out:: X.x
Harry: Muhahahahahaha!!
Draco: ::cackles with Harry:: Muhahahahahaha!!!!
Harry and Draco: ::drag Ron out of room:: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Oliver: O.o that was scary...
Seamus: You're telling me...
Neville: What? What happened? I was too busy eating yummy cake frosting that I found in the bookshelf.
Seamus and Oliver: ::fall over::
Neville: What? What'd I say?
Seamus and Oliver: -.-;;;;
George: Yo! Irish weirdo!
Fred: Get Scarry and Blondie and Midget Weasel back here.
Seamus: What about the Drag Eaters and Pansy?
George: Let them make themselves pretty.
Fred: Everyone knows they need all the help they can get.
Seamus: Ok. Olli! Blaise! Help!!
Blaise: Right-e-o mon capitan!
Seamus: I thought you were Italian?
Blaise: I am. I just like pretending I'm french.
Seamus: ::rolls eyes::
Blaise Seamus and Oliver: ::Go off and drag the very unhappy Harry and Draco away from Ron::
Draco: But I didn't get to draw all over his nose!!!!!!!
Harry: And I didn't get to give him little swirlies on his cheeks!!!
Draco and Harry: ::sobbing like little two year olds:: Whhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Seamus: -.-;;;;;; shut up you two, the Twins have an idea.
Harry: Oh. Why didn't you say so?
George: Our idea
Fred: Is the best we've ever though of
Seamus: really?
Fred and George: Really.
Draco: Well what is it?
George: That
Fred: Harry
George: Sings
Both: Just Lose It
Fred: Because everyone knows
George: That song just rocks our world.
Seamus: Really?
Fred and George: Really.
Harry: I thought pranks ruled your worlds?
Fred: No that's only on Tuesdays.
Harry: But it's Thursday, so amnesia should rock your worlds.
George: Well, Just Lose It and amnesia are currently dooking it out in our brains over ruling our worlds on Thursdays
Fred: There isn't a winner yet
George: So right now they get to share the day
Fred: Until one wins of course
George: Of course
Draco: -.-;;; you two are so weird.
Fred and George: Thank you.
Seamus: Well you heard the verdict Harry. Go sing!!
Harry: Verdict? We're in court now?
Seamus: You bet ya.
Harry: But...IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!!! I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!!!!!!!!
Sirius and Remus: ::have suddenly gotten handkerchiefs and are sobbing into them:: Why?!?!? WHHYYYY?!??!
Draco: HOW COULD YOU BE SO COLD?!?!?!?!?
Harry: ::hugs Draco dramatically:: Don't let them take me away!!!
Draco: I'll never let go! Never!!!!!!!!!!!
Seamus: O.o this is really weird...
Oliver: Duh.
Seamus: Whatever. Come on Harry, time to sing ::grabs Harry by collar and halls him off towards mic::
Harry: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::grabs Draco's hand:: DON'T LET GO BLONDIE!!!!!
Draco: OK!!!!!!!
Seamus: ::rolls eyes:: Ok that's enough you two. ::karate chops Draco's hand::
Draco: Ow!!! ::lets go and puts hand into mouth:: That hurt!!!
Harry: Nooooo!!!! T.T
Seamus: Works every time ::drags Harry off again::
Draco: Oops...
Harry: ::pouting:: So much for never letting go.
Draco: Tehe sorry ::looks sheepish::
Seamus: Ok stop being drama queens and start singing already Harry!
Harry: Fine
::Music starts::
Harry: ::dressed up in baggy clothes with beany on head:: Ok...
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop...Pajama time
Draco: Um how did he change his clothes that fast?
Seamus: He's the Boy Who Lived.
Dean: He's special that way.
Draco: Oh. Cool.
Harry: Come here little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
Aah aah aah aah aah
No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it
Give a little poot poot, it's ok
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Hermione: I never knew Harry knew how to rap
James: He is a very special boy. Not only can he defeat a Dark Lord, he can rap.
Hermione: AH! Aren't you supposed to be dead?!
Jame: Oh yeah huh. Woops. ::disappears::
Hermione: O.o that was really scary.
Harry: Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby baby aah aah
Draco: O.o is Potter gay?!
Ron: No he's bi.
Hermione: RON!!!!
Draco: ::cackling:: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blaise: ::snickering::
Hermione: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST TOLD HIM THAT RON!!!
Ron: T.T sorry
Draco: ::still cackling::
Harry: It's Friday and it's my dad
Used to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe till Monday, I dunno what day
Every day's just a holiday
Cruisin on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feeling just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there
What's your name girl
What's your sign?
Dean: ::dressed as Dr. Dre:: Man, you must be out of your mind
Harry: Dre aah aah
Beer goggles blind
I'm just trying to unwind
Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Aah aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby aah aah
Draco: Muhahahahahahhahaa Harry likes boys. This is so sweet
Oliver: I'll say. ::drooling::
Draco: O.o
Seamus: O.o
Ron: Back off Wood. Harry already likes someone.
Draco Seamus and Oliver: REALLY??!?!? WHO?!?!?!?
Ron: I donno.
Oliver: ::chuckles:: Well it's gotta be me. Who can resist my devilish good looks?
Seamus Draco and Ron: ::roll eyes::
Harry: It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
We'll I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said save it
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It's real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
A step back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit
You signed me up to battle
I'm a grown man
Duba duba duba duba duba duba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Duba duba duba duba fellas what? Fellas what?
Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I'm calling all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
But squeezin it's the season
Just go aah aah aah aah
So appeasing
Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Just lose it
Aah aah aah aah aah
Go crazy
Ahh aah aah aah aah
Oh baby
Aah aah
Oh baby aah aah aah
Mmmmm touch my body
Mmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
::Music ends::
Hermione: HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!!
Harry: What?
Hermione: HOW COULD YOU SING SUCH A HORRIFIC SONG?!?!?!?
Harry: Hey they made me sing it! ::points at Fred George and Seamus::
Hermione: RAWR!!!! ::attacks Twins and Seamus::
Harry: Hehe ::grins evilly::
Draco: ::smirks:: So Potter, I hear you're bi?
Harry: ::shrugs:: Yeah well who isn't?
Draco: Good question.
Ron: Hey I'm straight!!!
Harry: This coming from the guy who's obsessed with drawing on unconscious people's faces with Sharpies?
Ron: Huh?
Draco: He's saying that you don't count. Jeez Weasel Man. Get with the game!
Ron: Huh?
Draco and Harry: ::snickering::
Ron: Am I the only one that thinks that you guys are acting like an old married couple?
Everyone: Yup
Ron: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;
Voldemort: WE'RE DONE!!! ::comes out with curled hair and makeup done, making him look like a deranged Barbie::
Harry Draco and Ron: AAAHHHHH!!!!! ::run away screaming::
Voldemort: What? Oh my GOD! I must have something in my teeth!! AAHHH!!! FASHION EMERGENCY!!! LLUUCCCIIIUUUSSS!!!!
Lucius: Yes your royal evil gayness?
Voldemort: Bust out my cherry flavored floss from my purse! We have a tooth emergency!!!! ::runs into bathroom again::
Hermione: O.o that was scary. Ok guys! Guess what! I have an idea!!
Seamus: Shoot bushy girl.
Hermione -.- I resent that you know.
Seamus: I know. That's why I said it.
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: Anyway, as I was saying. I have an idea and here it is!
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A/n: Wow this is a really long chappie...guess that song is longer than I thought. Tehe. Anyway, while this chapter wasn't quite as crazy as the last, I hope it's still good. Remember, please review with your feedback and song requests! Well, I'm out. Review and make me feel special and loved please!! :D