Disclaimer: Oooooo!!!!!!!! BLONDIE!!!!!!!!! ::drooling::
Kuri: -.-;;; ok stop watching Harry Potter III, it's not good for you.
Ddc: Really? Because I think it is
Kuri: Well right now it isn't. Do the damn disclaimer
Ddc: But it's depressing!
Kuri: Enlighten us oh smart one. Why is it depressing.
Ddc: You know, I sense sarcasm in your voice
Kuri: Maybe that's because I'm being sarcastic.
Ddc: Shut up. Anyway, doing disclaimers is depressing because I wanna own Harry Potter!!!!!!!!! T.T
Kuri: But you don't, now suck it up you baby.
Ddc: Wwwhhhaaaaaaa T.T
A/n: Hello hello! Blame the early update on me and Kit (good friend of mine, almost as crazy as me. Makes me feel all warm inside on how much I've rubbed off on her tehehe) plotting our evil, crazy little hearts away for about 2 hours, and watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. I mean the man is my hero! Nobody is cooler than him. Anyway, I'm updating early cus I'm very inspired to add a little chaos and mahem into everyone's lives. Oh yeah, how could I possibly forget? HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!! And...reviewer responses!!!! :-D Happy days!!!
Kit: Hyde and Hide may be yours, but Blondie, Blondie II, Yoko, Hiei, K, Sano, Gackt, and a million others are mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Ok I'm done. We must plot more Kit! More! MUHAHAHA ok I'm just going to stop right there before my evil cackling takes up the entire story.
Personz-of-da-dungoen: Weee!!!!! You should have seen me when I got your review. If I could glow up like a lightbulb, I would have. I LOVE GC!!!!! Weeeee I listened to them so much I got sick of them for a while. Woopsies tehe. Of course I' m going to continue!! I love writing these fics too much to not continue. :-D
Shadow Fox I: Oooo I like it!!! ::singing along to song:: So pretty, yet so not pretty at the same time. Tehe that makes no sense does it. Oh well, that happens a lot with me. I'll definitely use this song soon!
Lain-Iris: Tehehe who? I have NO idea WHATSOEVER as to who you're talking about. Tehe. I know, the only time I can stand SnapexHarry is when it's some dark fic where Harry's been captured by the Drag...I mean Death Eaters and they're raping him. And then Draco comes in and saves the day like a good little slash bunny boy. :-D Meeeeeeppppppp VoldiexHarry is scary, but I might use that in this fic so you have been warned. Tehe. Rambling is good for the brain my friend, never stop rambling on my behalf. Don't get me STARTED on procrastination, I'm the queen of it.
Grumbles: Tehe no worries, of course I'll email you when I post this chappie. Glad you think my fic is bloody hilarious, I try I really do.
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Hermione: ::tapping foot:: When are those three going to come back?!
Ron: ::runs back in screaming::
Hermione: -.-;;; have you been watching the Potter Puppet Pals by any chance?
Ron: No....bother!
Hermione: Don't you lie to me Ronald! You have!!
Ron: Hehe. Bother! Bother! Bother!
Hermione: Remember this part Ron? ::pulls out wand::
Ron: Ooooh yeah!! ::skips:: Follow the butterflies! Follow the butterflies! Follow the butterflies!
Hermione: Ronnicus Explodicus!
Ron: Ahhh! ::balloon with Ron's head drawn on explodes over his head::
Oliver: Ok enough random flirting you two. Where are my irritating competition and the sexy beast?
Ron: Making out in the backroom
Oliver Seamus Hermione Dean Sirius etc: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Ron: Yeah. It was scary
Oliver: ::sniffs:: They really are?
Ron: Hehe no I'm just screwing with you.
Seamus: -.-;;;;;;;
Voldemort: What is this I hear about screwing with Potter?
Oliver: Well if you must know Voldie Ron said that Draggy Jr. was making out with Harry in the backroom.
Voldemort: ::gasps:: NO!!! ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! ::runs off::
Everyone: ::fall over::
Ron: He did NOT just say what I thought he said...
Hermione: ::gagging:: I think he did. Ahhh bad images.
Voldemort: ::comes in carrying Draco in one hand and Harry in another:: Now Draggy Jr., no making out with MY toy!
Harry: EW!!! DRACO YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Draco: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! HELL NO!!!!!!
Harry: Oh ok good. Then who's the skeleton drag queen talking about?
Voldemort: Ah young Harry, you must still be in the denial phase. Your innocent brain just can't accept that someone as hot and sexy as me would want you for their sex slave.
Harry: O.o somebody catch me ::faints::
Draco: ::has somehow gotten out of Voldemort's hand, catches Harry, and runs to the other side of the room::
Voldemort: DRAGGY JR.! Come back here RIGHT NOW with my toy or you're going to face my bondage gear!
Draco: O.o Somebody keep him away from me, he's scary.
Remus: Allow me. RAWR!!!!!! ::attacks Voldemort and starts trying to push him into the fireplace::
Voldemort: GET OFF ME YOU MUT!
Remus: NEVER DEMON WANNABE!!!! RRRAAAWWWRRRR!!!!
Sirius: Go Remus go! Burn the ugly guy!!!
Remus: Weeeee this is fun!!! BURN!!!!!!!
Harry: ::wakes up:: Hey Sirius, how come Remus is pushing Voldie into the fireplace all of a sudden?
Sirius: Well Harry, one thing you have to realize about Remus is that in addition to being a bisexual werewolf, he's also a bit of a pyromaniac and when he's sexually deprived he gets irresistible urges to burn people.
Harry: Oh. Then who gave him matches?
Fred: Don't look
George: At us
Fred: We're innocent
George: We swear
Harry: Uh huh. Right. Well that mystery's solved then.
Ron: There was a mystery?
Harry: Yup
Ron: HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
Harry: Because you weren't paying attention?
Ron: Oh. Yeah, that would probably do it.
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: Now Harry, are you going to tell us who you like?
Blaise: And Draco aren't you going to tell Ron who you like?
Harry and Draco: NO!
Blaise: Wait...no I'm supposed to do that huh. RON!!!! DRACO LIKES....
Lucius: ::strolls out of bathroom swinging Purse Snape around and accidentally hits Blaise in the head with it:: Ah to be gay. It's such a beautiful, beautiful thing. ::whistling::
Draco: Meep! ::hides behind Harry:: Make my dad go away, he's scary when he whistles.
Harry: Why? Does he whistle cheerfully just before he whips you or something?
Draco: No...worse.
Harry: O.o what's worse than that?!
Draco: He whistles right before he makes me dress up in little dresses like a girl!
Harry: -.-;;;;;; I always thought you might be a crossdresser...
Draco: HEY! He MADE me do it!!!!!
Harry: And how was that?
Draco: Well he threatened to not give me any cookies for a week. It was a scary, scary thing. Gave me nightmares for weeks you know. I mean, no cookies for a week! It's enough to traumatize you for life!!
Harry: ::rolls eyes and moves away:: Hey Blondie Senior! Draco's over here if you were looking for him.
Draco: O.o HARRY!!!! Meep!!! ::hides behind Harry again::
Lucius: Oh good! Harry! Draco! You two will be perfect! Both of you come here, I have the prettiest matching pink dresses that would fit you sooo well.
Harry and Draco: O.o AAAHHH!!! ::run off screaming again.::
Hermione: They do that a lot don't they...
Ron: Yeah...spooky huh.
Blaise: ::wakes up:: Owww. Oh yeah! Ron! Come here! I gotta tell you who he likes!
Ron: Oooooo blackmailness! Fun fun fun!
Blaise: ::whispers in Ron's ear::
Ron: O.o ::faints::
Blaise: Tehe.
Lucius: ::pouts:: Those two are never any fun. Oh well. Sevvy will do! ::turns Snape back into a human:: Come on Sevvy! I wanna dress you up in a pretty pink dress!! ::skips::
Snape: ::sighs:: Why me???
Voldemort: ::trying to keep Remus from pushing him into the fire:: WAIT! GAY MINIONS!!! SSSAAAVVEEEEEE MMMEEEE!!!!
Lucius: Sorry your royal gayness! I have to dress Sevvy up in a pretty pink dress first, THEN we'll save you from being burned alive in an impossibly small fireplace that is too small for anyone to fit into.
Voldemort: Oh, alright then I can wait a few minutes.
Remus: BBBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!! O.O
Hermione: Professor Lupin, could you please not look like a crazed, deranged psycho? It's scaring the younger children!
Remus: Huh?
Hermione: ::points at random first years who are playing Exploding Snap in the corner:: See what you've done!! They're in the CORNER!! THE CORNER!!! O.O
Remus: Um...right. Whatever. I'll stop in a second. BBBUUURRRRNNNN UUUGGGLLLYYYY!!! BUURRRNNN!!! O.O
Draco: ::pokes head around corner:: I think it's all clear now Potter
Harry: You called me Harry earlier...
Draco: Yeah well I was in a very traumatizing position. Don't get used to it.
Harry: ::snickers:: Whatever you say Blondie.
Draco: Right.
Ron: ::wakes up, sees Draco, gags, and passes out again: X.x
Draco: Ummm...ok then. Wait...he passed out at the sight of me. OH MY GOD!!! THERE MUST BE A HAIR MISPLACED!!! AAHHHHHH!!! HAIR EMERGENCY!! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! ::runs off into bathroom::
Harry: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Hermione: Do you think he knows that his dad is dressing Snape up in a little girls' dress in there?
Harry: Probably not.
Hermione: 3
Harry: 2
Blaise: 1
Draco: ::runs into room screaming:: EEEWWWW I SAW SNAPE'S BARE LEGS!!!!!!!!!
Harry: O.o that would scare me too...
Blaise: Were they dark and hairy and covered with grotesque spots???
Hermione: We need details Malfoy!! Details!!!
Draco: ::shuddering:: It was even worse...they were...
Hermione Blaise and Harry: Yeeesss????
Draco: Smooth!!!!!!
Hermione Blaise and Harry: ::gasp dramatically::
Harry: That's disgusting...
Blaise: Ew I didn't need to think about that...
Hermione: Ok that's wrong. I HAVE MY IDEA TO SAY!!!!
Seamus: Well that was random
Hermione: Shut it leprechaun. Ok my idea is to have Snape sing Little Girls.
Harry: O.o HERMIONE! Are you TRYING to scare us?!
Hermione: Have you ever heard that song Harry?
Harry: No and I don't need to! The idea of Snape singing is just plain disturbing
Hermione: ::smirking:: Oh trust me, you want him to sing this song. Someone go get him please!
Draco: HEY! That's MY smirk!! It's copyrighted to ME!! MEE!!!!!!!
Harry: I thought "Weasel Man" was copyrighted to you.
Draco: I have both. Cus I'm a special little butterfly. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Harry: -.-;;; someone stop him please.
Sirius: ::drags in Snape dressed in a pink dress with white stockings and black sandals on:: Come on dark and gruesome, time to sing.
Snape: Why are you making me sing?! I've almost been pushed into a fireplace. I've been turned into a purse. I'm dressed in a bloody DRESS, what more do you want from me?!?!
Sirius: But Snapey, you know that torturing you is our favorite past time.
Harry: Yeah, it's just too fun to resist.
Snape: I'm going to give you ALL detention for ETERNITY!
Dumbledore: Sorry Snape, only Headmasters can give students detention for eternity.
Snape: Oh. Shoot ::pouts::
Dumbledore: Now start singing or I'm going to fire you.
Snape: O.o yes sir!
::music starts::
Snape: ::mumbles 'I can't believe I'm singing this in this outfit':: I, I, I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
Harry: ::rolling on the floor laughing his ass off::
Ron: ::wakes up, sees Snape in a dress, and passes out again:: X.x
Hermione: ::smirks:: I told you you'd like it Harry
Harry: ::laughing too hard to answer::
Snape: ::glaring at them:: They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
I, I, I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
Draco: This is very disturbing...
Blaise: What? Harry dying or Snape singing?
Draco: Both...are people supposed to turn purple after laughing?
Blaise: ::snickers:: You really need to learn to laugh Draco
Draco: Shut up.
Snape: They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations...
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too....
And I don't care what people say
And I don't care what people think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street
Hermione: Breath Harry, breath!
Harry: ::choking and laughing at same time::
Hermione: HARRY!! Somebody help him!!!!
Draco: Get out of the way. ::slaps Harry across the face: GET A GRIP HARRY!
Harry: ::stops choking:: Yo Draco, what's up?
Draco: ::rolls eyes::
Harry: ::sees Snape dancing around in pink dress and starts laughing hysterically again::
Snape: They don't care if I'm a one way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too...
I, I, I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
::music ends::
Harry: ::choking again while laughing::
Hermione: Draco, you're the only one that can literally knock some sense into him, so get him to stop choking! NOW! O.O
Draco: ::whimpers:: Meep! I will! I will! Just get rid of the crazed psycho bitch look, it's scarier than Lupin's!
Hermione: Oh, sorry.
Draco: ::shakes Harry:: Potter! If you don't stop choking I'm going to kiss you then screw you senseless!
Harry: ::stops laughing and choking and stares at Draco in shock:: O.o
Draco: There, my work is done. ::walks off to stand next to Blaise::
Harry: ::faints:: X.x
Snape: Am I quite done humiliating myself NOW?
Lucius: ::comes out:: No sorry Sevvy! Now we gotta do your hair up in pretty little curls! You make such a pretty little girl! ::skips out pulling on Snape's hand::
Snape: T.T
Blaise: Yo Seamus! I got the PERFECT idea for the next song.
Seamus: ::still in shock over seeing Snape sing in a pink dress:: Go...right...ahead...O.o
Blaise: ::grins evilly:: Oh this will be so great...
Draco: Why do I get the feeling you're going to kill me?
Blaise: Because I am Blondie, because I am.
Draco: O.o meep.
Blaise: ::cackling:: Muhahahahahahahhahahahaha!
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A/n: And that's all for now folks! Review again to see what Blaise's idea is, trust me it's good. Oh yeah, here's a little encouragement to review:
Teasers for next chappie:
Crushes revealed! (I can never keep secrets for long in these fics tehe)
Draco singing one of the most out of character song he can possibly sing
Fanclubs are created!
So you see? You want to review so I update faster. :-D until then!