Disclaimer: ::giggling::
Kuri: -.- oh no not aggaaiiinnnn
Ddc: Yup again!!!! Weeeeeeeeee
Kuri: You really gotta get over that whole thing
Ddc: I know, but I don't wanna.
Kit: ::magically appears:: Are you STILL spazzing over your d...
Ddc: ::clamps hand over Kit's mouth:: Shush Kit!!!! It's a secret!!!
Kit: No it's not, you've told half the world already.
Ddc: Oh well. The other half doesn't need to know. And how'd you get in here anyway?
Kit: I'm just special that way. And you don't own anything. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ddc: T.T even my job at doing the disclaimer has been stolen! Will I ever be something in this cold, cruel world?!
Kit and Kuri: No
Ddc: -.-
A/n: Ok people. This is the chapter. The chapter that everyone's been waiting for. Actually, no not really. But it is the chapter where crushes are revealed and the small plot that existed in this fic goes away and randomness takes over completely, which is always a good thing I think. Tehe. Anyway, I don't wanna take up too much of your time with my rambling, so I'll just say thank you so much for the reviews, keep em coming please because I love/need all the suggestions that you guys can give me, and here are the reviewer responses
Kit: Wow Kit, you're everywhere right now! Tehehe. Of course Snape in a dress is more amusing than Lucius, it's Snape!!! I mean, Lucius is one of the gayest characters in Harry Potter, Draco being the most. Tehe ok maybe not, but in my mind he is!! Tehe. ELECTRIC CUCUMBER ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!!!!!! ::singing:: Crawling on my hands and knees like some rubber cockroach in a strip tease. Tehe I'll never be able to understand Japanese guys' minds.
Shadow Fox I: Tehehe weee!!!! I got a fellow partier!!! All right!!! By the way your song is gonna be used hopefully in 2 or 3 chapters, so you can attack me if it's not up by then. :-p
Personz-of-da-dungoen: Yup!! You get to find out this chappie! Isn't it exciting? Tehehe. Trust me, if I manage to write it out right then Blaise's idea is going to be very interesting, and hopefully funny. Tehe hope you like this chappie too!!!
Harrypotter, move over: Oooo I didn't know you two were sisters!! You're like Duo and Wya!! Tehe sorry, they're some of my writer friends and fellow Chaos Girls. POTTER PUPPET PALS ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!!!! Just like the song Electric Cucumber by Hide. Tehehehe. Don't worry you'll find out who You-Know-Who is. And who knows? It could be Voldie. Teheheheheheheheheheehehehe that'd be interesting...
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Seamus: Has anyone else noticed that it takes us at least 30 minutes for someone to say their song idea?
Blaise: Yeah.
Seamus: Why?!
Blaise: It raises the suspense level.
Dean: Duh.
Oliver: Get a grip fellow non-British guy with a cool accent.
Seamus: Fellow non-British guy with a cool accent?
Oliver: Yeah. What can I say? It was on the spur of the moment! Don't sue me!!!
Dean: Why would he sue you?
Seamus: Sew you? Why would I put a needle and thread through you and make clothes out of you?
Oliver: -.-;;; not sew idiot, sue. It's a muggle term.
Seamus: Well how the hell was I supposed to know that?!!?!?!
Blaise: Isn't it obvious? You're the all-knowing Irish oracle man, also known as Fellow Non-British Guy With A Cool Accent.
Seamus: ...are you high?
Blaise: Nope. I'm always like this.
Draco: ::whispers:: His mom had one too many sedative potions giving birth to him.
Seamus: Ah. Explains everything.
Blaise: What was that Blondie and Fellow Non-British Guy With A Cool Accent? You guys talking bad about me behind my back?!
Draco: No, because we aren't behind your back, we're actually standing in front of you.
Blaise: AH HA! SO YOU ARE!!!
Seamus: ::crosses arms:: Yeah, what of it Mr. I Act High Naturally?
Blaise: ::turns into a mini version of the Hulk:: RRAAAWWWRRRR!!!! ::charges Seamus::
Seamus: HOLY SNAPE'S SOCKS!!!! ::runs away::
Draco: ::smirking:: Oops. Guess I forgot to tell him that he also had an experimental batch of genetically enhanced DNA injected into him after birth. Oh well. That's what happens when you're ignorant. So the moral of this story kiddies: Don't insult random Slytherins. They could secretly be monsters.
Hermione: Exactly who are you talking to?
Draco: ::points at a bunch of dolls:: Them of course. My dad left them out here, so I thought I'd teach them about life before their innocent, virgin minds are corrupted by the sight of Voldie, Dad, and Snapey in dresses doing each others' hair and makeup.
Hermione: O.o are you sure YOUR mom didn't have one too many sedative potions while giving birth to you?
Draco: Yes I am sure.
Lucius: ::pokes head out of door:: Instead she dropped him about 10 times. Narcissa's such a butterfingers! I mean, there was this one time where she was trying to fix the front buttons of my dress and her hand slipped down underneath the dress. Such a strange woman. Ok Draco, give me the dolls!
Draco: Noooooo they're my friends!!!!!
Lucius: No they aren't, they're inanimate objects. ::takes dolls:: Now don't let me catch you talking to them again about life, it's more fun to traumatize them when they don't know anything about life. If I catch you again you'll have to wear a pink tutu for two days!
Draco: O.o yes dad.
Hermione: You have a very interesting family Malfoy...
Draco: -.-;;;;; don't I know it...
Harry: ::wakes up:: Huh? What happened?
Ron: Oh nothing really. Just Oliver calling Seamus Fellow Non-British Guy With A Cool Accent, then Blaise saying he was the all-knowing Irish oracle also known as Fellow Non-British Guy With A Cool Accent and then Blaise turned into some green thing and chased Seamus around after Draco told him that Blaise's mom had one too many sedative potions while giving birth to him and then Lucius told us that Draco was dropped about 10 times as a baby cus she's a butterfingers and that's why he was talking to some dolls about life before their innocent, virgin minds are corrupted by the Drag Eaters doing each others' hair and makeup.
Harry: That's all?
Ron: Yeah, really pretty boring actually.
Harry: Sounds it.
Blaise: ::comes back in with only magically still intact pants on:: Well that was fun.
Draco: How did all of your clothes get wrecked except your pants?
Blaise: It's a PG-13 party here, you can make out and talk as pervy or swear as much as you want, but unless you're a girl without a shirt on there is no nudity.
Harry: ::nods:: Yeah Blondie, didn't you know that?
Draco: Nope. I'm so sorry that I don't understand that this party is rated PG-13. Please, please forgive me.
Harry: ::smirking:: Maybe, but only if you're good ::pushes Draco up against a wall again:: How good ARE you Blondie?
Draco: O.o meep
Oliver: Oi!!! Wonderman! No more flirting with Blondie, you know you want me.
Harry: ::blinks:: Huh?
Oliver: Don't play dumb Wonderman! I know that I'm You-Know-Who.
Harry: Um...no Voldemort is You-Know-Who.
Oliver: O.o YOU LIKE VOLDIE?!?!?!
Harry: O.o ARE YOU MENTAL?!?!?!
Draco: O.o WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING WITH HUGE EYES?!?!?!
Harry: ::falls over:: Way to ruin the shocked, dramatic mood Blondie.
Draco: ::bows:: Thank you, thank you. I try, I really do.
Harry: ::raises eyebrow and smirks:: Try at what, exactly?
Draco: -.- stop doing that, it's creepy.
Harry: ::moves up closer to him:: What is?
Draco: ::gulps:: You smirking and pinning me up against a wall. Stop.
Harry: ::snickers:: But you LIKE it.
Draco: ::glares:: No I don't!
Harry: ::snickers more:: Little Blondie says otherwise.
Draco: ::blushes:: Shut it!
Harry: Tehe. Ok.
Draco: ::pushes him back then pins him up against a wall:: Good, I'm glad you see it my way.
Harry: O.o how did this happen?!
Draco: Didn't you know? I'm secretly the Flash. I'm faster than a speeding bullet!
Ron: I thought Superman was faster than a speeding bullet.
Draco: Whatever. Stop interrupting me Weasel Man! Now, where was I? Oh yeah. Flirting with Boy-Who-Lived in a dominant way because unlike my dad I'm not a sub.
Harry: O.o your dad's a sub?!!??!!
Draco: Well DUH! He's in a freakin' DRESS!
Harry: Oh yeah huh. That would explain a lot.
Draco: It does, doesn't it?
Pansy: DRRAAACCOOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY PIN ME UP AGAINST WALLS!!!!
Draco: ::snorts:: Says who?
Pansy: ::pulls out a script:: SAYS THE SCRIPT!!!!
Draco: What script?
Pansy: THE ONE I MADE UP FIVE MINUTES AGO!
Draco: ::reads script out loud:: Scene 1. Draco makes out with the loveable, beautiful, and drop dead sexy Pansy while she's pinned to a wall. Scene 2. Draco makes out with the loveable, beautiful, drop dead sexy Pansy while she's pinned to a wall. Scene 3. Draco makes out with the loveable, beautiful, drop dead sexy Pansy while she's pinned to a wall. Scene 4. Draco dies horrible dramatic death saving the loveable, beautiful, and drop dead sexy Pansy from certain death by the hands of the Drag Eaters. Scene 5. The loveable, beautiful, and drop dead sexy Pansy elopes with Voldie and lives happily ever after making out with him while being pinned to a wall.
Cho: ::sniffs:: That was...::sniff::...so beautiful Pansy! I had no idea you wrote romantic tragedies!!
Harry: OhmygodjustkillmeNOW!
Draco: Wait!!! Don't forget about me!!!!
Harry: Ok. OhmygodjustkillusNOW!!!
Blaise: Not before Draco sings Holding Out For A Hero!!!!!
Draco: O.o ok really. Kill me now.
Harry: O.O SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
Blaise: ::smirks:: Told you I had a good idea.
Draco: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!
Blaise and Harry: Yes it is.
Draco: No it's not!!!
Blaise and Harry: Yes it is.
Draco: No, I really think it isn't.
Blaise: Well, we really think it is.
Harry: ::leans over and whispers into Draco's ear:: If you're good you'll get a reward.
Draco: Oooo I like rewards. What is it?
Harry: ::smirks and licks his ear:: You'll just have to wait and find out Blondie
Draco: ::blushing::
Ron: Is everyone gonna find out who Blondie likes now?
Oliver: BLONDIE LIKES SOMEONE TOO?!?! WHO!!!
Draco: Snape.
Oliver: O.o REALLY?!
Draco: NO YOU IDIOT!
Oliver: Ok good. Cus he's mine you know.
Draco: O.o ::getting ready to faint::
Blaise: Oh no you don't. ::pushes Draco up to place where mic is:: You're not fainting until AFTER you sing.
Draco: T.T you're so mean to me.
Blaise: Yeah I know. Suck it up and take it like a man!
Harry: ::snickers:: You have no idea how wrong that just sounded.
Draco: Ew you're right.
Blaise: ::Rolls eyes:: Ok you perverts, you managed to twist a perfectly innocent phrase into something...perverted and twisted. Now start singing Blondie!!!!
::Music starts::
Draco: ::singing while clutching chest dramatically:: Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Harry: Oo! Oo!! ME! ME!!
Draco: ::giggles:: Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need?
Blaise: ::snickers:: The only thing he needs is to suck it up and take it like a man
Harry: ::grins evilly::
Draco: ::glares at Blaise:: I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero till then end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from thge fight
I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Harry: Ooo I fit all the criteria! Except the battle thing...but I can fix that! ::runs off to fight the dreaded Drag Eaters in the bathroom::
Blaise: ::rolls eyes::
Ron: Ooo Blondie sounds like a girl!
Hermione:: ::snickers:: Bet he sounds even more girly in bed...
Blaise: O.o Granger! I'm shocked!!
Hermione: You shouldn't be
Ron: She's really a kinky sex kitten in disguise
Hermione: No that's Harry
Ron: Oh right. Never mind then.
Draco: Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me
Hermione: That's probably just Snape or Harry...
Blaise: What?
Hermione: ::whistles:: Nothing, nothing
Blaise: You mean You-Know-Who is Draco?!
Hermione: Well DUH! Harry's only had him pinned up against a wall how many times now?
Blaise: I thought that that was him toying with him!
Hermione: No that's Harry's idea of being romantic -.-;;;
Blaise: ::snickers:: Draco's gonna be happy...
Hermione: Why is that?
Ron: ::giggling:: Blondie has a crush on Harry!
Hermione: O.o
Draco: Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood
Hero
I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light
And he's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Hero
Oh I need a hero!
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero!
::music ends::
Harry: ::stumbles out of bathroom with makeup smeared over his face and nail polish running along the floor:: I did it! I'm fresh from the fight!
Drag Eaters: ::screaming in anguish over ruined hair and makeup and spilled nail polish::
Draco: ::squeals:: YAY!!!! ::hugs Harry:: My hero!!
Harry: Yay!!! I'm a hero!!!
Draco: Tehe.
Harry: Wait...does this mean what I think it means?
Draco: That I like you? Yes.
Harry: ::sniffs:: I like you too!
Draco: ::eyes watering:: I thought...::sniffs::...that you wouldn't look over the fact that we were mortal enemies for years and that my dad's a Drag Eater...::sobs and buries face into Harry's neck:: Oh Harry!!!
Harry: ::strokes Draco's hair:: It's ok love, everything's going to be ok now that we are together.
Draco: ::sniffs:: You...you mean it?
Harry: Of course.
Draco: ::grins:: Ok then! Now you can kiss me!
Harry: Ok!
Draco and Harry: ::making out::
Everyone: O.o
Hermione: Ok what was that right there?
Blaise: That would be them making fun of every single romantic movie, book, and fanfiction ever made.
Ron: Oh.
Seamus: ::stumbles in, sees Draco and Harry making out, and rolls eyes:: Took them long enough. Ok guys, my turn for a song idea.
Blaise: Right-e-o Fellow Non-British Guy With A Cool Accent
Seamus: -.- you're never going to stop calling me that are you.
Blaise: Nope.
Seamus: Damn
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A/n: Tehehe well that was a ton of fun to write. Especially the ending. And by the way, don't take that last bit personally, all my fics besides these random karaoke ones are romances too, I just couldn't resist making fun of em though there. Anyway, that's it for chapter 5, please review so I can post chapter 6 soon!!! And don't forget to send in your requests!!! :-D