Chapter 13- The Doc

"Okay, so what do we do?" Spike asked, now the calmest person in the room, for a reason nobody knew.
"Well, we could ask a doctor to do a uh, ultra-sound thingy." Anya suggested.
Spike's scarred eye brow rose again, "And tell them what exactly, luv? I'm part woman?"
"Good point." Anya nodded.
"Ah ha!" Willow stood up.
"I do believe Red has snapped." Spike laid himself down on the table, cupping his hands over his eyes.
"I got it! We can use a glamour! WE can make Spike look like a woman!"
"Hell no." Spike sat up.
"It is the only way. So, it's settled Willow will set Spike up, looking like a girl, and he'll go to the doctor. Now, who's taking him?"
"I will." Angel said, slightly worried about his childe.
Spike's eyes got huge as he mentally begged for Buffy to speak up.
"No. I'll go. To uh, keep an eye on him."
"It's settled then. I'll call you in a appointment."
Willow stood in the middle of The Magic Box's now cleared room. She had had Xander move all the furniture to the side of the room so she could have her space to do the spell.
Buffy came in fallowed closely by a cover covered (try and say that ten times fast! :-p) Spike.
"Okay, Buffy, we have a little change of plans."
"And that would be?" Buffy said, helping the vampire into a chair, he wasn't feeling good again.
"Well, we found out that nobody but the father of the baby, or if the girl is underage, the mother, would be allowed to go in the room with Spike. And even if we made Spike a teenage girl, you wouldn't look old enough to be his mom. So…we're making you the father. Of the baby. If there is one."
"So…I have to be a guy!" Buffy whined.
Ten minutes later everyone was gathered in the room. Willow was making a big circle, connected to two little circles, on each side of the big one, with sand. "Okay, now, everybody stand back, Buffy, come over here in the right circle and Spike, you in the left." Willow took a seat in the middle one.
"átszállás –hez hajó, átszállás –hez asszony. Pillantás alene nær forskjellig ivrig"
Every looked around. The spell didn't seem to work. Buffy looked down at her hands, arms, body, and legs. Buffy screamed.
Spike started to laugh. Everyone else just stood there.
"Will!" Buffy cried. "I look like Spike. I am Spike!"
Willow stood up, "You are not Spike. You just look like him, is all. But you're still you. Well, on the inside. Your gooey parts are. Your insides. But um, you look like each other."
"And you just left this part out!?" Buffy almost screamed.
"No. I told you. I would make you look like the dad. And I figured that it would just be easier to do a small reversing spell. It'll wear off in a few hours." Willow looked at her friend nervously.
"Shut up." Buffy scolded the still laughing Spike.
"Sorry…it's…just I've never…been a…girl…before." He tried to speak between laughs.
Then Dawn broke, joining Spike, soon Anya, Willow, Xander, and even Giles were laughing. Tara tried to respect Buffy's feelings and not join in, but she couldn't stop the big smile that was spread across her face.
"Fine. I'm glad you all think this is funny! Maybe I should just go get a big tattoo of a unicorn on Spike's back." She directed the last part especially to the bleached blonde vampire.
"Oh no you don't!" Spike walked up to her, pointing at her with an accusing finger.
"I wouldn't do that Buffy." Willow said. "Whatever happens to his body…when the spell is ended, will be on yours."
Buffy sighed. "Great. We're leaving." Buffy said grabbing Spike by the shirt, her shirt, and walking him out of the shop.
They were walking to the doctor's office and Buffy was still mumbling about being a guy.
"What's the matter, luv? You never had a problem with my body before." He smirked.
"Yeah, well…that was before it was mine."
"You okay, pet?"
"Yeah, just a little annoyed."
"That it?"
"What do you mean is that it? What do you want me to say, I'm dying? I'm depressed into a black pit? Doesn't less to complain about equal good?"
"Well, yeah. Just that your not in that best o' moods."
Buffy stopped, turning to face him, "Well, it seems my boyfriend is going to the doctor to find out if he is pregnant."
Spike just smiled.
"What are you all grinny about?"
Spike mentally noted that his body looked funny when pouting. "You called me your boyfriend."
"Yeah well, you are, aren't you?"
He nodded, "I am. It's just nice to hear you say 'tis all."
She smiled herself. She looked into his eyes, and kissed him.
Not a second pasted before they both rapidly pulled back.
"Ugh!" Spike wiped his mouth.
"Ewww. I just kissed myself!" Buffy complained. They looked into each other's eyes for a moment. And laughed.