I just wanna thank Flaire Delacour with Faith for being my first reviewer for my first posted story, lol. Thanx!

Bloody Hell

Chapter 14- Martha and Mandy

Buffy and Spike walked into the doctor's office. The waiting room was decorated in soft pinks and blues. With a lot of flowers, and teddy bear wallpaper.
"So…hell huh?" Spike asked.
"Shut up. I'm going to go sign you in."
Spike looked around the room. He took a seat by in between two pregnant women.
"Well, look how small you are! You can't be very far along at all!" One of the woman look Spike up and down. For a moment he forgot he looked like Buffy, and thought she was bonkers, but then remembered.
"Um, no. I'm not pregnant."
"Funny place for a girl whose not pregnant to be." The woman on the other side of him said.
"Yeah well…" Spike shifted uncomfortably.
"There is no need to be shy dear. Why, you look old enough to be married."
"What? I do…wait, really? Because you know, I just don't think I'm old enough to be that far into my life…" Buffy walked up to the front desk was greeted by a young, female, receptionist.
"Hello. How can I help you?" She asked, leaning forward.
"Um, appointment. Summers, Buffy."
"You're…wife?" She asked looking at the papers in front of her.
"N-no. Not my wife. Just a …friend."
The woman batted her eye-lashes and began to speak, but was cut off by Buffy, "boyfriend."
The receptionist starred at her for a moment. "Boyfriend?"
"Oh! Uh, girlfriend. Girlfriend! Ha…ha…I must be more tired that I thought…heh…" She tried to cover up.
"Yes, well…Ms. Summers will be called back shortly."
Buffy smiled and quickly walked away. "That's not what I'm saying!" She saw her own body protest to the woman sitting next to it. "All I'm saying is, why people think that once a girl turns of age she has to be thinking of a husband, kids, the whole 'normal' life! Don't you think that is unfair to the…"
"Sp-Buffy what the hell are you doing?" Buffy interrupted.
Spike looked up, with a look that read, 'deer caught in headlights' and started to speak, "Uh, I was just talking to um…"
"Martha." The woman to his left spoke up.
"Oh, isn't that nice." Buffy rolled her eyes. Why she had been being hit on by a girl and humiliating herself, Spike had been over here making pals with Martha.
"Buffy Summers?" A nurse called for them.
"Oh! That's me." Spike stood up; nodded to the women he was sitting by and walked with Buffy to the back.

The doctor told them he would be taking a few tests and asked 'Spike' to leave. After much protesting Buffy finally took her stupid male, 'not allowed to be in the room' body into the hallway. After a while the doctor came out, and told Buffy she could go in.
"What'd they do, are you okay?" She took Spike's hand right when she got in the room, and closed the door.
His eyes were wide, and he was sitting still. "Never, get tested for pregnancy."
The doctor walked into the room.
"Well, we're all done here, Ms. Summers. You will get a call within the next couple days with results. You can pay Mandy at the front desk."

When Buffy and Spike got back to the Magic Box, everyone was there.
"Hey, guys." Buffy smiled slightly as they walked in.
Everyone stood up, "So?" Giles asked.
"They're gonna call us with results." Spike sighed. "But I have a question for Red."
"What?" Willow asked.
"When do I get to be a boy again?"