Disclaimer: YYEESSSSSS THEY'RE DONE! THEY'RE FINALLY DONE!!!!
Kuri: -.- stop cheering over finals being over and do the damn disclaimer. I'm not in the mood for you babbling on and on about nothing
Ddc: Well guess what. I AM! Muhahahahahahahahahaha they're over they're over!
Kuri: -.- Ddc owns nothing except some final grades
Ddc: Which is enough for me at the moment
A/n: Sorry!!! I know it has taken almost a month for this chapter to come out, but I actually have an excuse other than being a lazy ass. Finals were this past week and the weeks before it were spent prepping and spazzing and procrastinating for them. BUT they're finally done so now I can go crazy with fic updates, centering on this fic and Not Another Karaoke Party. :-D so be happy! Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! You guys rock my socks you really do. Keep em coming please! They inspire me so much, they really do. Them and sugar, but that's another story entirely. :-P Anyway, you aren't here to listen to my babbling. ON WITH THE REVIEWER RESPONSES THEN THE FICCY!
Black Panther Wolf: ::does the I'm-the-bomb dance:: Sweet! Lol. YOU SUCK! I wanna have Japanese at my school instead of Spanish!!!! ::pouts:: No fair. Lucky duck. Thanks for the review Way, kuv ya!
Kit: You sure about that? Ok you can be a high squirrel instead. Or was that supposed to be me…gah whatever. Wait! I remember. You're a gopher. Wahahaha and I get to be a kitty. Be happy Kit! No being sad it's not good for you
Shadow Fox I: Being special is fun :-D Happy dances rock my socks!!!!!! Wahaha lol. O.O you had a tree full of candy canes?!?! NOT FAIR!!! T.T I only have boxes. Oh well. I must get mmooorrreeeeeeee tehe thanks for the review!
Raging Pheonix: Yes yes you are. And it's awesome you rock my socks Pheonix. Yup!! Randomness should be my middle name. The other Chaos Girls will show up soon, I donno if in this chapter though. Depends if I'm hyper enough :-P tehehe nice P.S. And thanks for the review!!!
D&G: Tehehe we Chaos Girls must be more popular than I thought…you're the second person to go "yay! They're back!" You make us feel special and loved DG :-D Yup, it was actually someone from mediaminer that suggested that. It was too funny to pass up tehehe. Well, did you honestly think anyone could POSSIBLY be as obsessed with books as Hermione is and not come across either porn, a sex guide, or a romance novel with kinky sex scenes? All the Scots I've seen have yummy bodies, and even yummier accents, so I don't blame Snape one bit :-D Kuv ya DG!
LainIris: Lmao!!!! Tehehehe you sound like me in art with this freshman girl that sits across from me. My teacher LOVES to describe art things by comparing them to food, so we'll sit in the back counting how many food references she makes and giggle making everyone go "huh?". It's fun :-P tehehehe I'm glad you liked this chappie so much, I need to get hyper off candy canes more often. Thanks for the review! Continue scaring the innocent library goers!
Killyjoy: Tehehehe thanks. Its good to know that even my not-so-funny chapters can make people laugh at least a bit. I'm using em! I'm using em! Just not right now cus I heard this song and went "O.o this…is…PERFECT!" it was very interesting when that happened…No worries, the booze is coming in this chapter so everyone gets to get nice and drunk asap. Thanks for the review!
Draco Rox Mai Sox: Tehe yay! The chapter is loved! MERRY MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Harrypotter, move over: Dragon Tamer rocks my socks, it's got to be one of the funniest dracoxharry fics I've read on this site. Thank you for the review!
Tmntyyh: Sorry this took so long to get out, thank you for the review!
Kitty: Tehehe yay! I'm glad you think my fic is funny, and keep scaring your mom its good for you. Unless she calls a psychiatrist, then you should probably stop tehe. Thank you for the review and yummy cookie! :-D
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Ron: Hermione, tell me the truth. Are you really pregnant with Lucius' transsexual twins?
Seamus: And while you're at it, tell me Hermione, is Draggy Jr. really a natural blond?
Harry: And why am I bi?
Neville: Why am I clutsy?
Draco: Why does everyone hate me?
Remus: And why am I a pyromaniac?
Pansy: Are you God?
Hermione: -.- do I really have to answer all those questions?
Blaise: No
Hermione: Good
Blaise: But I'll go mini-Hulk if you don't.
Hermione: O.o fine fine! Just no going green, it's not good for you.
Blaise: Awww but it's so much fun!
Hermione: Sure it is. You know, growing abnormal amounts of muscle, losing any intelligence you previously had, and changing skin color in a matter of seconds. Sounds like a ball
Seamus: Um no this sounds like a ball ::bounces ball around::
Hermione: -.-
Blaise: I think Fishy has proven his point
Seamus: I'M NOT FISHY!
Blaise: Now answer the questions
Hermione: Fine! No I am not as far as I know pregnant with Lucius' transsexual twins
Lucius: ::screams from inside bathroom:: YES!!!!!!!
Hermione: ::sniffs:: He doesn't have to sound so happy
Pansy: ::puts ear against door:: Um…I think he was happy over something else
Draco: ::blinks innocently:: What?
Pansy: Umm….
Draco: Pansy! Open the door I wanna know!
Everyone: NO DON'T!!!!!!
Pansy: ::sobs:: I must obey my beloved ::opens door::
Lucius: ::is jumping around clutching tube of mascara:: Oh my beloved Clinique Long Pretty Lashes mascara! I thought I had lost you forever! Now I can be pretty again!
Draco: O.O CLOSE IT!!!
Pansy: ::closes door::
Blaise: Well that was disturbing. Hermione finish!
Hermione: -.- Yes as far as I know Draco is a natural blond. Harry you're bi because of a gene in your DNA stream, I have no idea why you're clutsy Neville, everyone hates you Draco because you act like a bastard the whole time, you're a pyromaniac because you get some sort of mental pleasure over watching things burn probably after a childhood incident Remus, and do I honestly look like God?!?!?!
Pansy: Well you have brown hair…
Hermione: -.-;;;;;;
Draco: ::sobs:: That was so enlightening!
Harry: I never knew just how smart you were Hermione
Hermione: ::rolls eyes:: Can I GO now?
Ron: Go where?
Hermione: None of your business ::sneaks off towards bathroom::
Seamus: Is she…
Blaise: I think she is
Draco: Oh god
Harry: At least she'll be in the back room right?
Hermione: ::drags out sobbing Lucius and flings him onto the couch:: WAHAHAHAH! PUBLIC SCREWING!!!
Everyone: O.o
Draco: ::jumps into Harry's lap shrieking:: HARRY!!!!!!! GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucius: VOLDIE MY LOVELY SHIRT LIFTER!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!
Voldemort: ::storms out in glittery silver pants and black silk shirt on:: I'M COMING MY LOVE!!!!!!!
Draco and Harry: O.O
Seamus: I'm officially scared
Hermione: NO! YOU DON'T GET HIM! HE'S MY SEXY GAY BLOND MAN!
Voldemort: NO HE'S NOT I HAD HIM FIRST!!!
Hermione: WELL I STOLE HIM!!!! HA! LOSER!
Voldemort: Well…YOU'RE THE WRONG GENDER!
Hermione: No I'm not I'm secretly a man
Harry and Ron: ::faint::
Pansy: Oooooooo
Draco: O.o I'm a scared little Blondie at the moment
Voldemort: ::gasps in shock:: My love, is this true?
Lucius: It's true ::sobs::
Pansy: So THAT is why you've always hung out with Harry and Ron!
Hermione: Yup. And not only that, I also screwed them when they were asleep. They never even suspected a thing
Harry: O.o BLONDIE I'VE BEEN VIOLATED AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!!!!!
Draco: O.o I'm still a scared little Blondie
Harry: ::whimpers:: Draco hold me
Draco: ::cuddles with Harry:: Ok now I'm not scared. Yay! Cuddles!!!!
Lucius: DRACO! STOP CUDDLING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND THIS INSTANTAND BE IN A STATE OF SHOCK OVER ME BEING VIOLATED BY A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL THIS INSTANCE!
Draco: Yes sir. O.o I'm a scared little Blondie again
Harry: ::whimpers:: Draco…why did you stop cuddling with me? Don't you…don't you love me anymore?
Draco: Of course I love you Harry ::cuddles with him again::
Lucius: DRACO!
Draco: WHAT?!
Lucius: Did I not just ask you to be in a state of shock over me being violated by a man pretending to be a girl a moment ago?
Draco: Um yeah? What's your point?
Lucius: WHY AREN'T YOU IN A STATE OF SHOCK?!?!?!
Draco: Because I'm cuddling with my whimpering boyfriend. Duh
Lucius: WELL STOP! I DEMAND YOU!
Draco: NNNEEVVVEEERRRRRRR!!!!!
Lucius: DRACO! I AM YOUR FATHER!
Draco: Really? I thought you were my mother…wow. That's an eye opener right there.
Lucius: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M YOUR MOTHER?!?!
Draco: Cus you always wear those black dress things and have long hair
Lucius: THOSE ARE ROBES!!!!!
Draco: And you wear makeup
Lucius: Only on the weekends
Draco: So you mean you're my father during the week and my mother on the weekends?
Lucius: NO!
Draco: Gah I'm so confused
Lucius: -.-;;;;;; Draco do I REALLY need to give you a sex ed lesson right now in the middle of my love and my rapist's fight?
Draco: What? What's sex?
Lucius: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Harry: O.o you poor deprived child!
Draco: I'm so lost T.T
Lucius: I specifically remember giving you this lecture!!!!
Draco: Wait…when was this?
Lucius: Before you went to Hogwarts!
Draco: The one where you went into my room and sat on my bed and looked all solemn like I was about to die?
Lucius: Yes that one
Draco: Oh that was a dummy of me. I was down in the dungeons fiddling around with the whips and chains. They made funny things happen to me.
Lucius: YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY WHIPS AND CHAINS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Draco: Oops, wasn't supposed to say that. HARRY! Hide me!!!!
Lucius: You are SO grounded mister!
Draco: ::has face pressed against Harry's chest:: Lalalala can't hear you lalalalalala
Lucius: DRACO! DON'T IGNORE YOUR FATHER!
Draco: Lalalala kiss me Harry!!
Harry: Ok! ::makes out with Draco::
Lucius: GAH! What does a guy have to do to get some attention around here?!
Hermione: Not a lot
Voldemort: You're so sexy Lucius
Hermione: Too sexy
Lucius: Awww you guys stop! You're making me blush!
Hermione: We know other ways to make you blush Blondie Sr.
Lucius: Really? How?
Voldemort: Oh nothing really big. Just licking, biting, sucking, stroking, etc. You know, the usual stuff.
Lucius: Are you suggesting what I think you are?
Hermione: If you're thinking along the lines of a hot gay threesome between you me and Voldie then you got it right
Lucius: IM IN!
Ron: O.o Hermione! I thought you loved me!
Hermione: Sorry, but blonde's and skeleton drag queens are more my style. It was nice making out with you though. ::strolls off with Voldemort and Lucius to back room #1::
Ron: ::Sobbing:: Noooooo my love has left me for a Drag Eater and a skeleton drag queen!
Seamus: Don't forget your love also turned out to be a guy in disguise
Blaise: Who raped you while you slept
Ron: But…but…I LOVED HER!
Harry: ::stops making out with Draco for a second:: Him
Ron: Ok fine. But…but…I LOVED HIM!
Neville: Does this mean you're gay Ron?
Ron: I'm not sure Neville, I'm not sure
Neville: Cus I mean I'm gay, so you're not alone
Seamus: Me too!
Blaise: Me too!
Draco and Harry: ::too busy making out to answer::
Pansy: ::raises hand:: I have a question!
Seamus: What oh rabid one?
Pansy: Am I the only one here who's straight?
Blaise: ::looks around:: Yeah I think so
Pansy: Sweet! I get to watch all the sexy gay guys get it on!
Seamus: No you don't
Pansy: Why not?!
Blaise: Because A.) none of us except Snape and Oliver and Voldie, Lucius, and Hermione have gotten it on and they were all in the back rooms and B.) None of us WANT you watching us getting it on
Pansy: ::whining:: But you let me watch you guys make out!!!
Seamus: So? That's different
Fred: That it be
George: That would be like me and George force-feeding you our candies!
Fred: George, I'm Fred. Not George. You're George.
George: Really? I always thought I was Fred and you were George
Fred: Nope
George: Gah I've lived a lie my whole life!! T.T
Oliver: ::trying to keep Remus from pushing him into fire place:: Could somebody PLEASE stop him from burning my oh so hot and sexy body??! It's too pretty for this rough treatment!!!
Remus: Fiiirrreeeeee. Buuurrrrrnnnnnnnn
Oliver: Heeelllpppp!!!!!!
Seamus: Only if you give us a song!
Oliver: RON SINGS MICHAEL! NOW HELP ME!!!!!
Blaise: Nah we'll wait until after the song to help you.
Oliver: WHY?!?!?!!
Seamus: Cus you're sexy when you whine
Snape: Hey back off Fish man! Scot man is mine!
Seamus: RAWR! ::attacks Snape hissing and scratching his face with claws::
Draco: Harry…Fish man just turned into Cat man…
Harry: OO!!! KITTY!!!!!
Draco: O.o
Ron: I'm gonna sing now…
Blaise: That's probably a good idea
::music starts::
Ron: ::dancing "seductively":: This is where I'll be so heavenly
So come and dance with me Michael
So sexy, I'm sexy
So come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you see, you wanna see
So come and dance with me Michael
So close now, so close now
So come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me
Harry: Draco, dance with me?
Draco: Ok! ::does funky chicken dance::
Harry: -.-;;;; does NOBODY appreciate a nice perverted innuendo around here?!
Draco: Huh?
Harry: I MEANT do you want to go to back room #6 and screw with me
Draco: Oooooo YEAH! YEAH!
Seamus: I thought you didn't know what sex is
Draco: I don't. But whatever it is, doesn't sound half as much fun as screwing!
Seamus: ::throws hands up:: I GIVE UP!
Ron: Michael
You're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair
Sticky lips
Stubble on my sticky lips
Michael
You're the only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Michael
Waiting on a silver platter now
And nothing matters now
Fred: Soooo…little Ronners is gay too
George: Must have rubbed off on him too much
Fred: YOU RUBBED OFF ON HIM WITHOUT ME?!?!?!
George: Only once…
Fred: George! I'm shocked and appalled that you didn't include me in the fondling of out little brother while he slept!
George: I'm sorry George, I promise I won't do it again
Fred: FRED! I'M FRED!!'
George: Oh. Sorry, still getting used to this
Ron: This is what I am
I am a man
So come and dance with me Michael
So strong now, it's strong now
So come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you see, you wanna see
So come and dance with me Michael
So close now, it's close now
So come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come all over me
Seamus: ::watches Harry carry Draco who's attached to his waist off to back room #6:: I still can't believe he doesn't know that screwing and sex are the same thing
Blaise: He's a Slytherin, what do you expect?
Seamus: Too much apparently
Blaise: Yup. So….wanna screw?
Seamus: Not right now
Blaise: Awwww ok ::sulks::
Ron: Michael
You're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair
Sticky lips
Stubble on my sticky lips
Michael
You're the only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Michael
Waiting on a silver platter now
And nothing matters now
Michael
You're the only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Michael
You're the only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Michael waiting on a silver platter now
Nothing matters now
Nothing matters now
::music ends::
Oliver: That was so beautiful and gay Ron
Ron: Thank you
Oliver: Now…SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!
Sirius: In a minute. I have a good song idea that I think everyone should listen to first
Oliver: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::sobs::
Remus: Muhahahahahahahahaha burn burn BURN!!!
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a/n: Well that was a blast to write. :-D Because this chapter is already a lot longer than I had originally planned, I wasn't able to get around to Dobby bringing in booze so that will be in the next chapter. Please, please, PLEASE review with song suggestions and your thoughts on the fic. All are read (obviously) and they make me feel so special and loved, which makes me update faster. Unless of course I have finals tehehe. Well, until chapter 8, Ddc out!