Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki or any games

A/N: If not in quotation marks 'tis an action.

Goku: "Sanzo!!! What's this magicky box?" picks up gamecube.

Sanzo: "Stop talking and I'll tell you."

Two weeks later.

Goku: "Sanzo!!! Tell me what the magicky box is!"

Sanzo: "I guess I forgot. It's a gamecube. You play games on it."

Goku: "Sanzo, can we play it now?

Gojyo: "If anyone's going to play it it's going to be me!"

Goku: "No me!"

Gojyo: (nice tone) Now be a good monkey and get me a game (evil tone) before I shove this cube up your whiny little ass ya got that!?

Hakkai: "Play nice you two." Hakkai smile.

Gojyo: "Shuddup Hakkai."

Goku: "Yeah shuddup Hakkai. Now…………GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Gojyo: "What game monkey?"

Hakkai: "How about we play Zoids?

Goku: "Yeah you better run…Hey! I'll get your ass Goyjo!"

Gojyo: "HA! Monkey's will rule the world when you'll blow me up!!!"

GAME OVER

Hakkai: "What were you saying Goyjo?"

Sanzo: "Goku. Give up or I'll destroy the meatbuns."

GAME OVER

Goku: "Shit! Why the hell do you have to be such a hardass, Sanzo?"

FINALS: HAKKAI VS. SANZO.

Goku: "GO HAKKAI!"

Gojyo: "SANZO! KICK HIS ASS HARD!"

Sanzo: "Don't worry Gojyo. I'll kick his ass so hard his nose will bleed."

GAME OVER… SANZO.

Sanzo: "What the #$"

Hakkai: "No hard feelings there, Sanzo?" After that Hakkai was tied to a tree and had to eat food out of a dog bowl.

Sanzo: "Saru#2. Spin the damned wheel!"

Lirin: Spinning the Craptastic Wheel of Crap. " The next game is… Dance Dance Revolution! The players will be… everyone." (including Kougaji-tachi)

Gojyo: "Jetsama will write it. I wonder…

Sanzo: beating Gojyo with the fan.

A/N: we'll leave Jetsama's gender a secret. Even if you can guess it.