Title: The Fellowship Gets Introduced to Modern Life

Summary: One at a time, members of the fellowship are introduced to some modern day things that any idiot in this age would know.

Crissy: Just taking a break from stories that make sense and mean something.

J215: Yea, but this is some funny stuff. We laughed for hours while writing these.

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Chapter 1 Legolas and the Calculator

Legolas sits down with his instructor at a school table.

"What's this?" he asks, picking up a square box thing.

"That's a calculator." The instructor tells him.

What's this button do?" Legolas asks, pushing the 1 button. "Ooohhh!" he starts wildly pushing all the buttons until the calculator runs out of batteries.

The instructor sits patently waiting for the elf to finish. He expected this.

*The instructor sighs* "Can we move on now?"

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Crissy: I know that was really short.

J215: But the next one is longer.

Crissy: Yea. And funnier. Please review