Crissy: I know you just couldn't wait for this chapter to come out. I know.
J215: Well I don't, unless you review and tell me you do.
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Chapter 3 Finding a New Instructor
*In the interviewing room*
A hooded figure is sitting at a desk across from the interviewer.
(The interviewer does not wish to reveal his name for obvious reasons.
Darn it! You gave up his gender! Let's be sure not to do it again or Elliot will get caught.
You gave up his name!
Relax. At least they don't know he has brown eyes, black hair, and is the C.E.O. of the Geicko Watch Company.
You gave it all away! You're fired!
Ok. At least I can go back to flipping burgers at MacDonald.
Anyway, moving on.)
A hooded figure is sitting at a desk across from the interviewer.
The interviewer asks the hooded figure several questions before asking, "Are you gay?"
"Yes." replied the hooded figure.
"I'm sorry. You can't take this job." Says the interviewer.
"Why not?"
"Because you would be putting our subjects at personal and physical risk."
The hooded figure yells, "Do you know who I am?!"
"Uh yes. Your some gay hooded LOTR fan, trying to get close to the fellowship to get their autograph."
"No!" The hooded figure stands up and throws off his hood, banging his head on the ceiling in the process. "I am, (Ow!) Gandalf!"
The interviewer pushes a button and calmly says, "Security."
As Gandalf is being dragged off by two security guards, he looks up at one and says, "You have beautiful eyes."
The interviewer writes something on a notepad, hands it to his secretary and says, "Tell the board directors that I went to lunch."
The secretary nods, and goes back to typing on the computer.
"Jessie! Take it to the board of directors!" The interviewer yells.
"Oh yes." The secretary takes the note.
*Three days later*
On the front page of every newspaper says,
"Lord of the Rings interviewer disappeared! He was last seen at a gas station in San Luis with the company mascot.
If you have any information, call 1-800-fanfic. Or, for more information, go to www.fanfiction.net, and look under: The Fellowship Gets introduced to Modern Day Life."
J215: Well I don't, unless you review and tell me you do.
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Chapter 3 Finding a New Instructor
*In the interviewing room*
A hooded figure is sitting at a desk across from the interviewer.
(The interviewer does not wish to reveal his name for obvious reasons.
Darn it! You gave up his gender! Let's be sure not to do it again or Elliot will get caught.
You gave up his name!
Relax. At least they don't know he has brown eyes, black hair, and is the C.E.O. of the Geicko Watch Company.
You gave it all away! You're fired!
Ok. At least I can go back to flipping burgers at MacDonald.
Anyway, moving on.)
A hooded figure is sitting at a desk across from the interviewer.
The interviewer asks the hooded figure several questions before asking, "Are you gay?"
"Yes." replied the hooded figure.
"I'm sorry. You can't take this job." Says the interviewer.
"Why not?"
"Because you would be putting our subjects at personal and physical risk."
The hooded figure yells, "Do you know who I am?!"
"Uh yes. Your some gay hooded LOTR fan, trying to get close to the fellowship to get their autograph."
"No!" The hooded figure stands up and throws off his hood, banging his head on the ceiling in the process. "I am, (Ow!) Gandalf!"
The interviewer pushes a button and calmly says, "Security."
As Gandalf is being dragged off by two security guards, he looks up at one and says, "You have beautiful eyes."
The interviewer writes something on a notepad, hands it to his secretary and says, "Tell the board directors that I went to lunch."
The secretary nods, and goes back to typing on the computer.
"Jessie! Take it to the board of directors!" The interviewer yells.
"Oh yes." The secretary takes the note.
*Three days later*
On the front page of every newspaper says,
"Lord of the Rings interviewer disappeared! He was last seen at a gas station in San Luis with the company mascot.
If you have any information, call 1-800-fanfic. Or, for more information, go to www.fanfiction.net, and look under: The Fellowship Gets introduced to Modern Day Life."