Crissy: No time to waist! On with the story!!

Oh yea. We own nothing.

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Chapter 4 Pippin and the Calculator
The new instructor points to a calculator and says, "This is a calculator.

Pippin looks and says, "Does it make ale?"

"No." says the instructor. "It makes numbers."

"Can you throw it?" says Pippin, as he gets ready to chuck it across the room.

The instructor says, "No! Don't throw it!"

Too late.

Pippin already tossed it.

For the first time in history, the calculator gets to know how it feels like to fly. It also finds out that it is not very easy to fly through a wall.

*SMASH*

The calculator falls with a cloud of dust, and lands in a pile of ashes.

The new instructor, having been trained to expect things like this, calls in the janitor to clean up the mess. (There is only one janitor, because all the others left because of the last mess they had to clean up. The old instructor. See end of chapter 2.)

The instructor says, "Let's move on to chapter 5."
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