Crissy: Enjoy.

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Chapter 5

Pippin and the Nuclear Reactor

(Warning! This chapter may blow up! It is also very short.)

Pippin holds up two stripped pieces of wire, and asks, "What are these?"

The instructor gets a scared/nervous look in his eyes. He tells Pippin, (almost pleadingly), "Pippin. Put the wires down."

Pippin, with a cocky accent, says, "Don't tell me what to do."

The instructor says more nervously, "Pippin. For once in your apparently short, (No pun intended), and idiotic life, put the."

Pippin yells, "Don't insult me either!"

In his anger, the wires touch and connect.

The last thing heard from the instructor's mouth before a flash and a giant mushroom-like cloud appears in the sky is, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

End of Pippin, the new instructor, and everyone else who is in a 1000-mile radius of that area. Oh yeah. And end of chapter 5.