Crissy: We're kind of mean to Sam in this chapter, but don't get us wrong.
We love Sam. Just as we love all the other characters. We just needed to be
mean to someone. Sorry.
Chapter 6: Aragorn and the Secret Service Training Camp
(Aragorn is more serious and willing to learn in this chapter. Sam just wants to get on to Chapter 7: The Garden.)
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The instructor says to Aragorn, "You play the president in this drill."
Aragorn asks, "Is he like a king?"
"Sort of."
Sam asks, "Can we go to chapter 7 now?"
"No." says the instructor.
They are going through the drill:
Aragorn is shaking everybody's hands and muttering under his breath, "Get away from me. I hate this, I hate this, I hate this."
Suddenly, Aragorn is grabbed and pushed into a waiting limousine.
The door shuts.
Aragorn starts freaking out. "What's going on?!?"
The instructor says, "Relax. This is only a drill." But his voice is drowned out be Aragorn's Loud girly screams.
Aragorn opens the door, runs out, looks around, and asks, "What's going on?! What happened?!"
A security guard yells into his walki talkie, "We have a madman here! He's about to kick the Bucket!"
"What bucket?"
Aragorn is running and sees a bucket in his path. He kicks it out of the way.
"That bucket!" says the security guard.
Aragorn stops and looks around again, and sees a man lying on the ground with "blood" all over his chest, and his eyes closed.
The man says, "Is the drill up yet? Cause I have a date tonight and I need like a half an hour To get this red stuff off."
Aragorn thinks to himself, "He must be delirious." but he says out loud, "The man's wounded! Help! We need help over here!"
*Meanwhile*
In the limo, the instructor is getting sick of Sam asking, "Can we go to chapter 7? Can we go to chapter 7? Can we go to"
You get the point.
He pulls a rope out of nowhere, and fashions a noose. He throws it over Sam's head, opened the sunroof, and squeezes him through it.
Then he tied Sam to the back of the car and told the driver to go.
"What about the president?" the driver asks.
"He'll be along shortly." The instructor says, "Just drive."
The driver takes off with Sam being dragged behind the car.
"Ow,ow,ow,OUCH!"
*Meanwhile*
A couple of security guards come over to check out the "wounded" guy.
Aragorn kneels down by the man and says, "You are a brave man. You did all you were expected to do."
The "wounded" guy thinks that Aragorn is just saying his lines, so he plays along. "I pledge my allegiance to you president Aragorn, but it is my time to go." He slumps back on the ground. "Dead".
Aragorn looks pained, then lifts the man's head up and kisses his forehead. "You died well. Rest in peace."
A drill sergeant blows a whistle.
"Drill's up!" he yells.
The security guards back off, and the "wounded man" gets up.
Aragorn looks very confused. "What happened?"
The instructor, (who came back), says, "You kind of messed up the drill. Don't get me wrong, It was your first time, but it wasn't really supposed to go like that."
Aragorn still looks clueless.
"Whatever. Let's move on."
Sam rushes over, (very bruised and cut up), and says, "Yeah! On to chapter 7!!"
The instructor picks up one of Sam's many pans, and hits him on the head with it.
"Ow."
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Crissy: There you go. Another one. Like I said, sorry about Sam.
Chapter 6: Aragorn and the Secret Service Training Camp
(Aragorn is more serious and willing to learn in this chapter. Sam just wants to get on to Chapter 7: The Garden.)
**********************************************************************
The instructor says to Aragorn, "You play the president in this drill."
Aragorn asks, "Is he like a king?"
"Sort of."
Sam asks, "Can we go to chapter 7 now?"
"No." says the instructor.
They are going through the drill:
Aragorn is shaking everybody's hands and muttering under his breath, "Get away from me. I hate this, I hate this, I hate this."
Suddenly, Aragorn is grabbed and pushed into a waiting limousine.
The door shuts.
Aragorn starts freaking out. "What's going on?!?"
The instructor says, "Relax. This is only a drill." But his voice is drowned out be Aragorn's Loud girly screams.
Aragorn opens the door, runs out, looks around, and asks, "What's going on?! What happened?!"
A security guard yells into his walki talkie, "We have a madman here! He's about to kick the Bucket!"
"What bucket?"
Aragorn is running and sees a bucket in his path. He kicks it out of the way.
"That bucket!" says the security guard.
Aragorn stops and looks around again, and sees a man lying on the ground with "blood" all over his chest, and his eyes closed.
The man says, "Is the drill up yet? Cause I have a date tonight and I need like a half an hour To get this red stuff off."
Aragorn thinks to himself, "He must be delirious." but he says out loud, "The man's wounded! Help! We need help over here!"
*Meanwhile*
In the limo, the instructor is getting sick of Sam asking, "Can we go to chapter 7? Can we go to chapter 7? Can we go to"
You get the point.
He pulls a rope out of nowhere, and fashions a noose. He throws it over Sam's head, opened the sunroof, and squeezes him through it.
Then he tied Sam to the back of the car and told the driver to go.
"What about the president?" the driver asks.
"He'll be along shortly." The instructor says, "Just drive."
The driver takes off with Sam being dragged behind the car.
"Ow,ow,ow,OUCH!"
*Meanwhile*
A couple of security guards come over to check out the "wounded" guy.
Aragorn kneels down by the man and says, "You are a brave man. You did all you were expected to do."
The "wounded" guy thinks that Aragorn is just saying his lines, so he plays along. "I pledge my allegiance to you president Aragorn, but it is my time to go." He slumps back on the ground. "Dead".
Aragorn looks pained, then lifts the man's head up and kisses his forehead. "You died well. Rest in peace."
A drill sergeant blows a whistle.
"Drill's up!" he yells.
The security guards back off, and the "wounded man" gets up.
Aragorn looks very confused. "What happened?"
The instructor, (who came back), says, "You kind of messed up the drill. Don't get me wrong, It was your first time, but it wasn't really supposed to go like that."
Aragorn still looks clueless.
"Whatever. Let's move on."
Sam rushes over, (very bruised and cut up), and says, "Yeah! On to chapter 7!!"
The instructor picks up one of Sam's many pans, and hits him on the head with it.
"Ow."
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Crissy: There you go. Another one. Like I said, sorry about Sam.