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*Chapter 9: Frodo and the Wedding*
Frodo has finally met the girl of his dreams, and is going to get married. The instructor takes him around town to get all his wedding stuff.
First, the instructor takes Frodo to a ring shop.
"First of all," says the instructor, "you need to buy a ring to declare your love for your fiancé."
"NO!!!!" shouts Frodo. He has had a very bad experience with a ring, and does not wish for his to-be-wife to go through the same torture.
"Not a ring of power." Says the instructor, "A wedding ring."
"Well, okay." Relents Frodo.
They go into the shop and look at rings.
"A gold ring is traditional for a wedding." Instructs the instructor.
Frodo looks as if he has been very insulted.
"How dare you say such a thing. Everybody knows that the only thing valuable on this Earth is Mithrel."
"Fine!" relents the instructor, "Get her a Mithrel ring. What do I know I'm only an INSTRUCTOR."
They look around the shop, but there is no Mithrel ring, so Frodo ends up getting a gold ring.
Next, the instructor takes Frodo to a tuxedo shop to get his tux. They have a hard time finding one to fit him, so they ask the manager. The manager finally finds Frodo a tux that would fit a small fat kid. Evidently, it fit the hobbit just right.
The instructor then takes Frodo to a bakery to order the wedding cake.
As Frodo enters the shop, his eyes open wide. Cakes, bagels, doughnuts, cookies, and much more were everywhere. Frodo turns slowly to the instructor.
"This isn't all for us is it?"
"Of course not!" explains the instructor, "You need to find one cake design that you like, and they will make it for your wedding."
Frodo nods, and the instructor leads him to a large book that has pictures of wedding cakes. Frodo picks one, and they leave the shop. (Much to Frodo's dismay.)
*A few days later*
The wedding, lets just say, is not going well.
Frodo doesn't like the decorations that his fiancé picked out; his bride doesn't like the cake, and everything in-between.
When the bride gets to the alter, she and Frodo look into each other's eyes, and do not see that special something that is said to be there.
So when the priest gets to ". Do you Frodo Baggins take." Frodo just says, "No."
The crowd gasps.
"Sorry, but I just don't."
"Wow." Says the bride, "Me neither."
And so, Frodo and the girl live happily ever after. Just in their own separate lives.
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Crissy: Ally, should I voice my opinion about this chapter?
Ally: Probably not, but go ahead.
Crissy: I didn't like it. I think it's probably one of the worst chapters.
Ally; Well that's real encouraging Crissy.
Crissy: Sorry, but that's what I think.
Ally: Oh well. Review ok?
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*Chapter 9: Frodo and the Wedding*
Frodo has finally met the girl of his dreams, and is going to get married. The instructor takes him around town to get all his wedding stuff.
First, the instructor takes Frodo to a ring shop.
"First of all," says the instructor, "you need to buy a ring to declare your love for your fiancé."
"NO!!!!" shouts Frodo. He has had a very bad experience with a ring, and does not wish for his to-be-wife to go through the same torture.
"Not a ring of power." Says the instructor, "A wedding ring."
"Well, okay." Relents Frodo.
They go into the shop and look at rings.
"A gold ring is traditional for a wedding." Instructs the instructor.
Frodo looks as if he has been very insulted.
"How dare you say such a thing. Everybody knows that the only thing valuable on this Earth is Mithrel."
"Fine!" relents the instructor, "Get her a Mithrel ring. What do I know I'm only an INSTRUCTOR."
They look around the shop, but there is no Mithrel ring, so Frodo ends up getting a gold ring.
Next, the instructor takes Frodo to a tuxedo shop to get his tux. They have a hard time finding one to fit him, so they ask the manager. The manager finally finds Frodo a tux that would fit a small fat kid. Evidently, it fit the hobbit just right.
The instructor then takes Frodo to a bakery to order the wedding cake.
As Frodo enters the shop, his eyes open wide. Cakes, bagels, doughnuts, cookies, and much more were everywhere. Frodo turns slowly to the instructor.
"This isn't all for us is it?"
"Of course not!" explains the instructor, "You need to find one cake design that you like, and they will make it for your wedding."
Frodo nods, and the instructor leads him to a large book that has pictures of wedding cakes. Frodo picks one, and they leave the shop. (Much to Frodo's dismay.)
*A few days later*
The wedding, lets just say, is not going well.
Frodo doesn't like the decorations that his fiancé picked out; his bride doesn't like the cake, and everything in-between.
When the bride gets to the alter, she and Frodo look into each other's eyes, and do not see that special something that is said to be there.
So when the priest gets to ". Do you Frodo Baggins take." Frodo just says, "No."
The crowd gasps.
"Sorry, but I just don't."
"Wow." Says the bride, "Me neither."
And so, Frodo and the girl live happily ever after. Just in their own separate lives.
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Crissy: Ally, should I voice my opinion about this chapter?
Ally: Probably not, but go ahead.
Crissy: I didn't like it. I think it's probably one of the worst chapters.
Ally; Well that's real encouraging Crissy.
Crissy: Sorry, but that's what I think.
Ally: Oh well. Review ok?