Crissy: It's been a while hasn't it?
Ally: Yea. For this story at least.
Crissy: Anyway, we haven't had that much time writing. Testing is coming up.
Ally: On with the fic!
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Chapter 10
*Gimli and the Car*
"So this is a car?" asks Gimli.
"Yes. You have seen them along the road. People drive them." Explains the instructor.
"Dwarves too?" asks Gimli.
"Dwarves too."
After teaching Gimli the fundamentals of driving the car, Gimli takes a go.
After backing up the car, Gimli takes the car out on the freeway and speeds.
"I can't see!" exclaims Gimli. His head only reaches the top of the dashboard.
The instructor dives in the back and finds a seat cushion, and puts it under the dwarf.
"Ahhh." Relaxes Gimli.
He is puttering along the highway, when someone cuts in front of him.
Gimli gets mad.
"Nobody cuts in front of a dwarf!" and he speeds in front of the person who cut.
After a while, Gimli looks in his rear view mirror, and sees Galadriel in the car behind him, so he sticks his head out the window and yells back to the elf, "Cut me!"
The instructor chuckles to himself quietly.
Galadriel zooms recklessly ahead of Gimli, leaving his car in the dust.
Gimli sighs.
"That is what I call a woman."
The instructor corrects the dwarf.
"The lady Galadriel is an elf Gimli."
"How dare you insinuate that I know not about my lady!"
"Whatever.
Gimli's eyes open in realization of what he just missed. He zooms his car up along side of Galadriel's car.
"Oh lady, you have forgotten to give me some of your hair!"
Gimli gets the instructor to drive while he climbs out the window and into Galadriel's car.
"What are you doing noble dwarf?" asks the overly blonde elf.
"Hair." Says the transfixed dwarf.
He grabs a handful of Galadriel's hair and yanks.
"What are you doing to my beautiful hair?" asks Galadriel.
"Hair."
A few strands of hair come out, and Gimli climbs back into his car.
By this time, both the cars are going over the point of speeding, so a police car is coming after them.
"They'll never take me alive!" exclaims Gimli as he steps on the gas.
The instructor grabs the wheel, and parks the car.
The cop gets out of his car, and comes over.
"Do you have any idea of how fast you were going?" he asks.
Gimli shoves the instructor out of the car and takes off.
"I sure do!"
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J215: Well that was fun.
Crissy: Oh but wasn't it?
Ally: RREEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Maria: The instructors are just instructors.
Huinesoron: Is that an insult?
Jacinta Kenobi: Thanks! I'm trying to write, but my brain is getting a little burned out.
anmie princess: I took your idea. I must admit, it was a good one.
Aya: Thanks.
Wolfie: I'll just call you wolfie okay? It's much shorter than your whole name. Anyway, I know what you mean, but keep reading.
E.K.Kropp: Update your stories girl! Thanks for the review.
Thairi02HorseLuva: Long name. Thanks for your reviews! They are so welcome.
Elf Ears: Thanks! The thing about RB though is that I don't know how to put it up there. I had someone else do it for me last time.
Ally: Yea. For this story at least.
Crissy: Anyway, we haven't had that much time writing. Testing is coming up.
Ally: On with the fic!
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Chapter 10
*Gimli and the Car*
"So this is a car?" asks Gimli.
"Yes. You have seen them along the road. People drive them." Explains the instructor.
"Dwarves too?" asks Gimli.
"Dwarves too."
After teaching Gimli the fundamentals of driving the car, Gimli takes a go.
After backing up the car, Gimli takes the car out on the freeway and speeds.
"I can't see!" exclaims Gimli. His head only reaches the top of the dashboard.
The instructor dives in the back and finds a seat cushion, and puts it under the dwarf.
"Ahhh." Relaxes Gimli.
He is puttering along the highway, when someone cuts in front of him.
Gimli gets mad.
"Nobody cuts in front of a dwarf!" and he speeds in front of the person who cut.
After a while, Gimli looks in his rear view mirror, and sees Galadriel in the car behind him, so he sticks his head out the window and yells back to the elf, "Cut me!"
The instructor chuckles to himself quietly.
Galadriel zooms recklessly ahead of Gimli, leaving his car in the dust.
Gimli sighs.
"That is what I call a woman."
The instructor corrects the dwarf.
"The lady Galadriel is an elf Gimli."
"How dare you insinuate that I know not about my lady!"
"Whatever.
Gimli's eyes open in realization of what he just missed. He zooms his car up along side of Galadriel's car.
"Oh lady, you have forgotten to give me some of your hair!"
Gimli gets the instructor to drive while he climbs out the window and into Galadriel's car.
"What are you doing noble dwarf?" asks the overly blonde elf.
"Hair." Says the transfixed dwarf.
He grabs a handful of Galadriel's hair and yanks.
"What are you doing to my beautiful hair?" asks Galadriel.
"Hair."
A few strands of hair come out, and Gimli climbs back into his car.
By this time, both the cars are going over the point of speeding, so a police car is coming after them.
"They'll never take me alive!" exclaims Gimli as he steps on the gas.
The instructor grabs the wheel, and parks the car.
The cop gets out of his car, and comes over.
"Do you have any idea of how fast you were going?" he asks.
Gimli shoves the instructor out of the car and takes off.
"I sure do!"
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J215: Well that was fun.
Crissy: Oh but wasn't it?
Ally: RREEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Maria: The instructors are just instructors.
Huinesoron: Is that an insult?
Jacinta Kenobi: Thanks! I'm trying to write, but my brain is getting a little burned out.
anmie princess: I took your idea. I must admit, it was a good one.
Aya: Thanks.
Wolfie: I'll just call you wolfie okay? It's much shorter than your whole name. Anyway, I know what you mean, but keep reading.
E.K.Kropp: Update your stories girl! Thanks for the review.
Thairi02HorseLuva: Long name. Thanks for your reviews! They are so welcome.
Elf Ears: Thanks! The thing about RB though is that I don't know how to put it up there. I had someone else do it for me last time.