Crissy: Hello everyone! I just wanted to point out that Ally is now working
on these little fic things with me. Actually, she has for a few chapters if
you haven't noticed. Jay215 never has the time to write anymore. *Pouts*
Ally: Well lucky you people! You get me! Anyway, on with the fic thingy!
Crissy & Ally: We just want to point out beforehand that we love all of the characters in LOTR, (except Gandalf), and we are sorry for being mean and killing them all off, but you just have to do stuff like that when you're trying to make a funny fic. Gollum is both of our favorite person there, but, well. you'll see. SORRY beforehand!!
Disclaimer: We own nothing, you own nothing.
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Chapter 11
*Gollum and the Motorboat*
"Boat." Hisses Gollum as he suspiciously crawls over to a rather big motorboat that is tied to the edge of a rather large lake.
"It's just a boat." Says the instructor, "Go ahead and get in."
Gollum gets in, and the instructor comes in behind him.
After making sure that Gollum is sitting down, the instructor unties the boat from the doc and pulls the motor cord.
Gollum jumps in surprise as the boat revs up and takes off.
As the boat goes faster, the instructor lets out a yell of excitement.
Gollum gets the hint and hisses loudly. (It's his way of yelling).
Gollum stands up at the bow of the boat and says to the instructor, "I feel like I could fly instructor! I feel like I could fly!"
"Well why don't you try then." Says the instructor.
Gollum looks back to see what the instructor means, but not in time to see the instructor come up behind him and push him off the boat.
The instructor speeds off.
Gollum, being in the middle of a big lake, and not having anything to hold on to, drowns. (Poor Sméagol!)
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Ally: Well, like we said, we are sincerely sorry about all the meanness. That one wasn't that funny was it? I don't really think so.
Crissy: Well anyway, what did you think? We are kind of going downhill on these stories aren't we? Yea, I know you are all going to say that these chapters are too short, but we have limited imaginations being that we are both blondes.
Crissy & Ally: REVIEW PLEASE!!!
Ally: Well lucky you people! You get me! Anyway, on with the fic thingy!
Crissy & Ally: We just want to point out beforehand that we love all of the characters in LOTR, (except Gandalf), and we are sorry for being mean and killing them all off, but you just have to do stuff like that when you're trying to make a funny fic. Gollum is both of our favorite person there, but, well. you'll see. SORRY beforehand!!
Disclaimer: We own nothing, you own nothing.
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Chapter 11
*Gollum and the Motorboat*
"Boat." Hisses Gollum as he suspiciously crawls over to a rather big motorboat that is tied to the edge of a rather large lake.
"It's just a boat." Says the instructor, "Go ahead and get in."
Gollum gets in, and the instructor comes in behind him.
After making sure that Gollum is sitting down, the instructor unties the boat from the doc and pulls the motor cord.
Gollum jumps in surprise as the boat revs up and takes off.
As the boat goes faster, the instructor lets out a yell of excitement.
Gollum gets the hint and hisses loudly. (It's his way of yelling).
Gollum stands up at the bow of the boat and says to the instructor, "I feel like I could fly instructor! I feel like I could fly!"
"Well why don't you try then." Says the instructor.
Gollum looks back to see what the instructor means, but not in time to see the instructor come up behind him and push him off the boat.
The instructor speeds off.
Gollum, being in the middle of a big lake, and not having anything to hold on to, drowns. (Poor Sméagol!)
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Ally: Well, like we said, we are sincerely sorry about all the meanness. That one wasn't that funny was it? I don't really think so.
Crissy: Well anyway, what did you think? We are kind of going downhill on these stories aren't we? Yea, I know you are all going to say that these chapters are too short, but we have limited imaginations being that we are both blondes.
Crissy & Ally: REVIEW PLEASE!!!