YAY! I GOT REVEIWS! (Reveiw music plays) YES! IT GETS IT'S OWN MUSIC!

A/N: No...I wasn't high when I thought of this. Just really, really...bored? Yeah.

Disclaimer: One day...one day.

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A Pocket Full Of Miracles

Leeches 'o' DOOOOM

Kagome gaped at him.

"...You're just pulling my leg arn't you?! Well,whatever. I'm getting out of here."

"Right. I'm sure you'll find a payphone. Oh,I know! Why don't you call the police? Tell them that a manaic trapped you into a magic mirror and you can't find the exit sign." Inuyasha cast a sidelong glance towards the girl.

Kagome huffed,and turned away.

"Atleast I thinking of how to get out. Something it seems you don't do very often."

Inuyasha snorted and rolled his eyes.

"I don't think you'll get very far if you have pudding for brains."

"You've been here longer then me! Seems you have no brains!"

"I believe that's the Vanilla Wafers talking."

"Jackass."

"Wench."

"Bastard."

"Wench."

"Moron."

"Wench."

"One-trick pony."

"Bitch."

Kagome whipped around and was met with Inuyasha's smirking face.

"Listion buddy, How about you tell me how to find the 'exit sign' and I'll get out of your long flowing hair."

"Asking for the answer guide already?" Inuyasha ignored the hair comment "-And here I thought you were different."

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Everyone asks how to get out and frankly I'm tired of it. It's the hard way or death. Take your pick."

"You're so sadistic..."

"Hard way or death?" Inuyasha asked once again staring hard at her.

"Is there a shortcut? Like through the rabbit hole or something?"

"Take. Your. Pick." He ground out saying each word as a sentence.

"Depends..."

"On what?"

"Will you accompany me home?"

Inuyasha blanched. He hadn't expected that.

"Why...why the hell should I?!"

"Cause, it's the hard way or death."

"Feh."

"Is...that a yes?"

"No,it's a feh."

Kagome sighed. It was going to be a long journey.

--

"So...how long till we get there?" Kagome asked.

"Where? To that rock? Or out of the mirror?"

"You know which."

"Well,we'll get to the rock in a few seconds...okay...we are at the rock." Inuyasha said,pointing to the rock next to the river bed.

"I meant out of here!" Kagome shouted,sitting on the rock,wishing if just for a moment that she could do that to her 'tour-guide'.

(A/N: Sit on his head? Or crush his head?)

"I told you! It's impossible!"

"But you still chose to come with me!" Kagome accused.

Inuyasha,after hearing this turned away from her and watched the river wash over the assorted rocks.

'Stupid girl. It gets lonely in the mirror.'

"...Inuyasha? Are you alright?"

"Keh."

"What is with you and these fake words?!"

Inuyasha didn't reply.

All guilt was forgotten as anger set in. Kagome sighed and turned back to the river. She scanned the surface of it. Mostly because without Inuyasha annoying or argueing with her it was pretty boring. The river didn't have a very strong current...it was warm enough it seems...Kagome grinned and took off her shoes and put them next to her long discarded winter jacket.

Inuyasha,hearing rustleing behind and being the total ladies man he is asked,

"Hey...wench? What are you doing?"

"My name is Kagome. KA-GO-MEEE!"

"Jeez! Don't have to scream! You never told me your name in the first place!"

Inuyasha receiving no answer looked at her direction and saw her looking at the water eyes-wide.

"Uh...what's the matter?"

"...Wench." He added for good measure and nodded with approval.

'That balenced it out well.'

"I-I...thought I saw something."

"Something slimy looking?"

Kagome nodded weakly.

Inuyasha sat next to Kagome looked into the dark water and shrugged.

"Probably just a leech. Or a fish."

"L-leech?" The thought creeped Kagome out a bit and she shivered.

Inuyasha grinned wickedly.

"I hear that they can take out a pint of blood without you even feeling it."

Kagome paled. Inuyasha was truly enjoying this.

"Nasty little things they are. They take out the blood like it's their own personal bank!"

(A/N: Why does Inuyasha sound so British? Why do I sound so British?)

"I heard of this one guy, a monk no less, got a hole gnawed strait through his hand!"

"Y-your lying!"

"Oh,I only wish I was."

Kagome stared intently at the water.

"Careful...don't get to close. Or. They. Just. Might..."

Inuyasha latched his hands on Kagome's shoulders.

"GET YA!"

"KYAAA!"

Kagome jumped two feet into the air and landed into the river.

"GAH! HELP!"

Inuyasha was to busy laughing.

--

"That was a dirty trick!" Kagome said as she wrung out her raven hair.

"I'll say! Look at the water! It's almost green!"

She scowled at him trying to dry her shirt without actually having to take it off. Kagome looked down and gasped.

"You have a leech on your neck?" Inuyasha grinned,still triumphing.

"NO! My necklace is gone! YOU IDIOT!"

"Relax! It's just a necklace! Stop over-reacting!"

"IT'S THE WHOLE REASON THAT I AM IN THE PLACE AND WITH YOU!" And Kagome jumped into the,apparently,green water.

"STUPID GIRL!" Inuyasha followed with loud splash.

--

'Nice going Kagome. Not only are you in murky 'leech' infested waters looking for some jewelry,but also you can't open up your eyes to look for the damn thing in fear of small shrimp nesting in your eye-lids! Wonderful.'

Suddenly Kagome saw something glowing. It must of been bright if she saw it through her closed eyes. Sorta like looking up in the sun with your eyes closed. Except,of course, it wasn't near as bright. She swam towards it cause it was the only thing she had to go by. She grabbed the glowing thing...only to have it stolen by some creature she couldn't see. She tried to grab the culprit only to have it slip through her fingers.

'...Ew! Slimy! WITH SCALES!'

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What a crappy chapter ending. Oh well. I'm tired. And I don't partically feel like adding more well because,I wanted you guys to wait. (yawns)

Miko's Sorrow: Hmm...it does remind me sorta of a fairy tale. Like Alice in Wonderland. Anyway,no,I won't be making a cameo appearence...don't think it will fit right. But,I still think it will be funny. Kinda atleast. Thanks.

TheShadyAssassin: Aw,THANKS!

Fantastical Queen Ebony Black: Hmm...well that is true. Nobody likes anyone when they are angry. Imagine...a pleasent angry person.

"I HATE YOU! Would you like to go out for coffee sometime?"

Ha,thanks!