Crissy: We did it!
Ally: We updated this friggn story!
Crissy: Hope you like.
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*Chapter 14*
Merry, Pippin and the Brain Switch Machine
"Merry!" Pippin exclaims, "Look at this! It's a weird type of machine thingy."
"Don't touch that." The Instructor says, "Let's go somewhere else."
"I have to see what it does!" Pippin exclaims. He stands under one of the brass plates of the machine, and Merry is ironically standing under the other one. Pippin sees a lever on the side of the machine and pulls it saying, "I wonder what this does?"
The Instructor puts his head in his hands and wonders why he got into this job, while the machine obviously turns on and emits bright green light and Merry and Pippin jump. Pippin runs over and turns off the machine.
"Well that was cool." Says Merry. "Wait a minute, this isn't my voice."
Pippin stares at Merry, his eyes bugging out.
"You're me! But you don't sound like me."
"Well you don't sound like me!" retorts Merry. (Pippin).
The Instructor now gets up and explains to the two hobbits that your voice isn't what it sounds like in your head.
"I don't get any of that." Says Merry, (Pippin), "But who cares right? So I'm in Merry's body and he's in mine. That's a cool machine."
"What are you saying?" asks Pippin, (Merry). "I happen to like my own body, and I would like to be back in it!"
Merry, (Pippin), walks over to Pippin, (Merry), and sees that he is about an inch taller. "But I like being taller than you Pippin, I mean Merry." Says Merry, (Pippin).
The Instructor, seeing a fight coming on, figures that he should end it before it even begins, so he tells the two to get back under the brain switch machine, (for that is what it is), and pulls the switch.
Nothing happens.
"What happened?" asks Pippin, (Merry).
"Nothing, obviously." Says the Instructor, running out of patience. "Anyway, my shift is up, so you just go do whatever."
"You're just going to leave us here?" asks Pippin, (Merry), in disbelief.
"Oh no." says the instructor, "God knows what damage you two would do by yourself here in this day and age. I'll send you two to go and see Gandalf."
Merry, (Pippin), throws himself down on the ground in stubbornness.
"You can't make me!"
The instructor picks Merry, (Pippin), up and carries him to the nearby small jail, with Pippin, (Merry), following behind.
"If I am right," says the Instructor, "and I always am, Gandalf is in here somewhere. Now I leave you."
True to his word, the Instructor set down Merry, (Pippin), and walks off.
Merry and Pippin walk down the first isle, and see Gandalf sitting in a cell playing a finger game with himself.
Then, Pippin, (Merry), sees the prison guard asleep, and goes over and takes his set of keys and unlocks Gandalf's cell. They both lead Gandalf out of the prison, and when they get outside, Gandalf regains his sanity and yells, "Fool of a took!" at Pippin, (Merry), "They put me in there for a reason you know!"
Pippin, (Merry), looks at Gandalf with a confused/scared face and says, "I'm Merry actually."
"Oh." Says Gandalf, "You're okay then. But why are you Merry?"
Pippin, (Merry), then explains the entire situation to Gandalf. When the tale is over, Gandalf yells, "FOOL OF A TOOK!" at Merry, (Pippin). "You just had to look."
"You ALWAYS have to look!" says Pippin, (Merry).
"Well anyways," says Gandalf, "I can't do anything about it, and you say that the machine thing won't work anymore, so you might as well just get just to the body you're in, because you might be in them for a very long while."
"Yea! I get to be taller!" exclaims Merry, (Pippin), while Pippin, (Merry) mutters, "At least I have the cute face."
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Ally: The precious has now been written!
Crissy: So tell us, did you like it? Did you notice? It was much longer than usual.
Ally: Was it crunchable? Was it tasty?
Crissy: Do you have any ideas for us? If you do, give them to us and we'll try to maybe get it up! We wrote this when we were on vacation, so we had time. I don't know if we'll have time to do many more, but we'll see.
Ally: Yes, yes, we shall see. We shall.
Crissy: Review please!
Ally: So bright, so beautiful, those reviews. We wants them!
Ally: We updated this friggn story!
Crissy: Hope you like.
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*Chapter 14*
Merry, Pippin and the Brain Switch Machine
"Merry!" Pippin exclaims, "Look at this! It's a weird type of machine thingy."
"Don't touch that." The Instructor says, "Let's go somewhere else."
"I have to see what it does!" Pippin exclaims. He stands under one of the brass plates of the machine, and Merry is ironically standing under the other one. Pippin sees a lever on the side of the machine and pulls it saying, "I wonder what this does?"
The Instructor puts his head in his hands and wonders why he got into this job, while the machine obviously turns on and emits bright green light and Merry and Pippin jump. Pippin runs over and turns off the machine.
"Well that was cool." Says Merry. "Wait a minute, this isn't my voice."
Pippin stares at Merry, his eyes bugging out.
"You're me! But you don't sound like me."
"Well you don't sound like me!" retorts Merry. (Pippin).
The Instructor now gets up and explains to the two hobbits that your voice isn't what it sounds like in your head.
"I don't get any of that." Says Merry, (Pippin), "But who cares right? So I'm in Merry's body and he's in mine. That's a cool machine."
"What are you saying?" asks Pippin, (Merry). "I happen to like my own body, and I would like to be back in it!"
Merry, (Pippin), walks over to Pippin, (Merry), and sees that he is about an inch taller. "But I like being taller than you Pippin, I mean Merry." Says Merry, (Pippin).
The Instructor, seeing a fight coming on, figures that he should end it before it even begins, so he tells the two to get back under the brain switch machine, (for that is what it is), and pulls the switch.
Nothing happens.
"What happened?" asks Pippin, (Merry).
"Nothing, obviously." Says the Instructor, running out of patience. "Anyway, my shift is up, so you just go do whatever."
"You're just going to leave us here?" asks Pippin, (Merry), in disbelief.
"Oh no." says the instructor, "God knows what damage you two would do by yourself here in this day and age. I'll send you two to go and see Gandalf."
Merry, (Pippin), throws himself down on the ground in stubbornness.
"You can't make me!"
The instructor picks Merry, (Pippin), up and carries him to the nearby small jail, with Pippin, (Merry), following behind.
"If I am right," says the Instructor, "and I always am, Gandalf is in here somewhere. Now I leave you."
True to his word, the Instructor set down Merry, (Pippin), and walks off.
Merry and Pippin walk down the first isle, and see Gandalf sitting in a cell playing a finger game with himself.
Then, Pippin, (Merry), sees the prison guard asleep, and goes over and takes his set of keys and unlocks Gandalf's cell. They both lead Gandalf out of the prison, and when they get outside, Gandalf regains his sanity and yells, "Fool of a took!" at Pippin, (Merry), "They put me in there for a reason you know!"
Pippin, (Merry), looks at Gandalf with a confused/scared face and says, "I'm Merry actually."
"Oh." Says Gandalf, "You're okay then. But why are you Merry?"
Pippin, (Merry), then explains the entire situation to Gandalf. When the tale is over, Gandalf yells, "FOOL OF A TOOK!" at Merry, (Pippin). "You just had to look."
"You ALWAYS have to look!" says Pippin, (Merry).
"Well anyways," says Gandalf, "I can't do anything about it, and you say that the machine thing won't work anymore, so you might as well just get just to the body you're in, because you might be in them for a very long while."
"Yea! I get to be taller!" exclaims Merry, (Pippin), while Pippin, (Merry) mutters, "At least I have the cute face."
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Ally: The precious has now been written!
Crissy: So tell us, did you like it? Did you notice? It was much longer than usual.
Ally: Was it crunchable? Was it tasty?
Crissy: Do you have any ideas for us? If you do, give them to us and we'll try to maybe get it up! We wrote this when we were on vacation, so we had time. I don't know if we'll have time to do many more, but we'll see.
Ally: Yes, yes, we shall see. We shall.
Crissy: Review please!
Ally: So bright, so beautiful, those reviews. We wants them!