Ally: I know, I know, your thinking, "Wow! Another chapter so soon!" But
this doesn't mean that we will always be updating fast like this. Okay,
just confirming that. On with the fic!!!
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*Chapter 15*
Legolas and the Substitute Instructor
Legolas and the Instructor are chillin' in the Instructor's apartment.
The Instructor says, "I'm tired, so I'm going to go take a nap. Don't wake me for a few hours. My substitute instructor for today will take over." He leaves, and in rushes a rabid fangirl. She does a funky cheerleading pose and chants, "My name is R.A.C.H.E.L. RACHEL!!! And you're Legolas!"
She tries to jump into Legolas' arms, but he moves so she slaps onto the floor. Up she bounces and cheerfully says, "Okay! Let's get going!"
Rachel grabs Legolas by his hand and pulls him to her room, which is just down the hall. Looking around, Legolas ignorantly says, "Nice place." (The room is covered in pictures of Legolas). Behind him, Rachel knocks him over the head with her shoe, making him black out.
When Legolas comes to, he finds himself bound by ropes and surrounded by rabid fangirls. He asks where Rachel is, and she appears in the center of the crowd.
"What's going on?" he asks, "I have a signed legal document thingy saying that no rabid fangirl can come within 50 feet of me!"
"You mean this piece of paper?" asks a random fangirl, holding up a grease stained, soda soggy, no longer official looking paper. "I thought it was a napkin."
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Legolas screams. "Rachel! Heeelp!"
"Me?" asks Rachel innocently, "But I organized this whole operation. Do you like it? I call it my: Capture My Love Even Though He Might Resist, plan."
"What?!?" exclaims Legolas.
"Yep. I posed as the sub instructor to lure to into my apartment." She says.
"Where's the real sub then?" asks Legolas, frightened.
*Scene showing substitute instructor bound and gagged in a closet somewhere. "MMPHHH!"*
"She's taken care of." Says Rachel.
"Oh no." says Legolas in a small voice.
Chapter ends with a tattered and still tied up Legolas jumping out of apartment window trying to escape the rabid fangirls. Several girls follow him and jump off as well.
(For all you rabid fangirls out there that would attack us for writing this, we would have you know that there was a trampoline on the sidewalk under the window, and that the real Legolas was not actually hurt. And even if he was. it's your own fault for liking him so much.)
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Ally: All done! Hey Rachel! Well, we made you a fangirl. Sorry if you didn't like yourself, but. we did use you didn't we?
REVIEWS WOULD BE NICE!!!
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*Chapter 15*
Legolas and the Substitute Instructor
Legolas and the Instructor are chillin' in the Instructor's apartment.
The Instructor says, "I'm tired, so I'm going to go take a nap. Don't wake me for a few hours. My substitute instructor for today will take over." He leaves, and in rushes a rabid fangirl. She does a funky cheerleading pose and chants, "My name is R.A.C.H.E.L. RACHEL!!! And you're Legolas!"
She tries to jump into Legolas' arms, but he moves so she slaps onto the floor. Up she bounces and cheerfully says, "Okay! Let's get going!"
Rachel grabs Legolas by his hand and pulls him to her room, which is just down the hall. Looking around, Legolas ignorantly says, "Nice place." (The room is covered in pictures of Legolas). Behind him, Rachel knocks him over the head with her shoe, making him black out.
When Legolas comes to, he finds himself bound by ropes and surrounded by rabid fangirls. He asks where Rachel is, and she appears in the center of the crowd.
"What's going on?" he asks, "I have a signed legal document thingy saying that no rabid fangirl can come within 50 feet of me!"
"You mean this piece of paper?" asks a random fangirl, holding up a grease stained, soda soggy, no longer official looking paper. "I thought it was a napkin."
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!" Legolas screams. "Rachel! Heeelp!"
"Me?" asks Rachel innocently, "But I organized this whole operation. Do you like it? I call it my: Capture My Love Even Though He Might Resist, plan."
"What?!?" exclaims Legolas.
"Yep. I posed as the sub instructor to lure to into my apartment." She says.
"Where's the real sub then?" asks Legolas, frightened.
*Scene showing substitute instructor bound and gagged in a closet somewhere. "MMPHHH!"*
"She's taken care of." Says Rachel.
"Oh no." says Legolas in a small voice.
Chapter ends with a tattered and still tied up Legolas jumping out of apartment window trying to escape the rabid fangirls. Several girls follow him and jump off as well.
(For all you rabid fangirls out there that would attack us for writing this, we would have you know that there was a trampoline on the sidewalk under the window, and that the real Legolas was not actually hurt. And even if he was. it's your own fault for liking him so much.)
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Ally: All done! Hey Rachel! Well, we made you a fangirl. Sorry if you didn't like yourself, but. we did use you didn't we?
REVIEWS WOULD BE NICE!!!