HI GUYS! Thank you SO much for all of those who reviewed, and even those
who just took the time to read my story. Although I would've liked to have
more reviews but.............ANYWHO! I've got my good friend Kit here
again.............thow I'm not sure it's a good thing. But she's now being uploaded
into the story. *three hours later* omg my computer is so friggen
slow........*five hours later*............this is getting dull........*two days later*
Computer: Upload, complete!
Kit: Hiya!
Moochy: Your back!
Kit: Yup! ^__^ and luckily for you, I brought an auto fish killer!*holds up extremely large and dangerous looking gun*
Moochy: o.O;;
Kit: See this is why I took so long to upload. Cuz I brought such an amazingly large fish destroyer with me it took forever! An besides, we both hate fish. And they scare me.........
Moochy: Have you been drinking Windex again?
Kit: Shut up and grab a bazooka!
Moochy: ok..................???
Kit: Then, after we kill all of those deadly little vermin's called 'fish', we shall hack into other peoples computers and create WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Moochy: World domination? -_-;;
Kit: YES!!!
Moochy: *turns to readers* Maybe you should start reading..................Enjoy! GAH! KIT! GET OFF THE CHANDELIER!!!
Kit: I AM TARZAN! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *throws down a now empty Windex bottle*
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. 'nuff said.
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"You're moms got some serious grandchildren issues" Inuyasha told Kagome who was having a hard time looking Inuyasha in the face.
"Ugh, You're telling me!" Kagome stared out the window. Inuyasha could see the faint outline of a blush in her reflection.
"You know makeup does wonders for covering up blushing problems." Inuyasha smirked at Kagome who just looked disbelievingly at him.
"Actually it would make the problem worse because people put stuff on their face called blush. Y'know. Blush, blushing. See the connection?"
"Hm. I guess." Inuyasha mused. He then shook his head. That's not right. Guys should NOT think about makeup. The great laws of the male gender makes that very clear.
"So, where are we going exactly?" Inuyasha looked for a street sign to try and figure out where exactly they were. He had just sort of been driving aimlessly for a while.
"Ummmm.........The grocery store I guess. We need something other then the ramen diet in our apartment. Besides, if I eat too much of that I'll get FAT!"
Inuyasha snorted. "Yea like you aren't already."
"Would you like to repeat that Inuyasha?" Kagome said darkly. Inuyasha obviously did not notice the big flashing neon sign in front of him that said "Don't push it!".
"You heard me you fat, smelly bitch!"
"Congratulations Inuyasha! You have just won an amazing all out free of charge prize of THREE WEEKS IN A COMA!" Kagome yelled and then lunged at him. She then started to cut off his oxygen supply.
Kagome didn't notice how the car was swerving around on the road while Inuyasha was trying to get some form of air into his lungs. He had one hand trying to pry Kagome's grip off of his neck while his other arm was doing its best to keep the car steady.
"Kagome..................air....................death.............ahead!" Inuyasha struggled to make a sentence with no avail. Kagome stopped to look at where his hand that was once trying to get rid of her was pointing. Dead ahead was a huge brick wall.
"KYA!" Kagome screamed, instantly letting go of Inuyasha's throat. Inuyasha wasted no time in turning out of the way in the nick of time and then taking in the much needed oxygen afterwards.
"And just WHAT the hell did you think you were doing driving into a brick wall like that?" Kagome questioned him angrily. Inuyasha pulled slowly to the side of the road.
"Well maybe if you didn't try killing me WHILE I WAS DRIVING MIND YOU, we wouldn't have almost died!" Inuyasha retorted. He then smiled at Kagome. "But I must say that was great fun!"
Kagome couldn't contain her laughter and giggled like a mad woman. "I have to agree with you on that one!" They both started laughing together, mostly just to cover up their fear. Well, Inuyasha actually did have fun (save for the part where Kagome tried to kill him) ...........Kagome was the one trying to cover up her fear.
They both stopped at the same time and looked at each other. Inuyasha then cleared his throat. "So...........I think we should head home."
"What? But we still need to get food!!" Kagome yelled at him. Then she sighed. "And just to think I jacked her credit card for nothing..................."
"Who's credit card did you jack?" Inuyasha asked with a shocked expression on his face.
Kagome paid no attention to him and sighed again.
"So I guess that also means that you wouldn't rather have ribs, cookies, cake, popcorn, fettuccini alfrado, brownies, spaghetti, or even chocolate?"
By this time Inuyasha was drooling all over the steering wheel. "Maybe a few different things would be nice." Inuyasha said, now trying to clean the steering wheel with his sleeve.
Inuyasha sighed and started the car up. He then frowned at himself, obviously lost in thought. He involuntarily started pressing harder on the gas pedal and paid to attention to any red, green, or yellow lights and just continued to drive.
"I like the way you drive." Kagome said, smiling at the houses and apartments that continued to whiz by her faster and faster.
"Huh?" Inuyasha regained focus on his driving and slowed down. He looked back to all of the people he unconsciously cut off, who were now yelling and shaking their fist at him. He growled and flipped them the bird.
"Oh sorry, it's just that all my other friends drive like old ladies! You're the only other person who drives like me. Unless you never almost hit someone then we have a big difference here."
Inuyasha started to laugh. "So how many people have you almost ever hit? 50?" Inuyasha said jokingly.
"I lost count at 3782 two years ago."
Inuyasha stopped laughing at the 3782 when he saw how serious she was. "You mean you're really that bad at driving?"
"I am not bad at driving!" Kagome yelled at him defensivly.
"No.........it's not that you're bad at driving. It's just that all of the suicidal people jump in front of just you!" Kagome and Inuyasha laughed.
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"How much more stuff do we need?" complained Inuyasha. They had been in the store for nearly two hours. It usually only took Inuyasha five minuets to go shopping. His routine was go in, get 50 packs of ramen, get out. Screw the paying!
"Don't worry we're almost done!" Kagome said pulling down a bag of flour.
"That's what you said an hour ago." Inuyasha muttered under his breath. "I can see why we need some of this stuff, but a pink bunny costume?" Inuyasha held up the extra, extra large pink bunny costume.
"Oh it's just for a ..........um........for a Halloween party."
"Halloween? It's June 29 woman!!"
"Really? Wow! I only finished high school four days ago!" Kagome Blinked in surprise. She shrugged and picked up and instant picture camera. She frowned at the price. 60 bucks. Oh what the hell, its not like she's spending her money anyways.
She grinned and continued to venture throughout the store, leaving a very tired looking hanyou to sleep on one of the tomato displays.
About 20 minuets later Kagome woke up Inuyasha and headed to the checkout line. Inuyasha froze at what he saw. Each line was about a mile long.
"Hey wench."
"My names not wench it's Kagome. Ka-go-me. But, yes?" Kagome looked up at Inuyasha as she stopped in the shortest line that was only about 0.8 miles long.
"Remind me to NEVER go shopping with you again."
"Oh this is nothing! You should come with me when I go clothes shopping. It takes me five hours to pick out two jeans, a top, and some new jewellery." Kagome smiled as she stepped up a spot. Inuyasha gave her a very blanched look. Who could take that long to get a couple of clothes?
"Oh Inuyasha I was just kidding." Kagome gave Inuyasha a light shove. He wasn't sure if he should believe this girl though....................
Now they had been in the grocery store for about three hours and they were finally at the cashier after Inuyasha fell asleep again. They started to unload their stuff. Kagome then pulled out her (*cough* moms *cough*) credit card to pay for their stuff.
"Oh we only take cash here." The cashier told them, pushing back the credit card that Kagome had placed on a table. Both teens stood there with deadpan looks on their faces. "There's a bank machine right out side if you'd like." The cashier pointed to the cashier box outside in the pouring rain.
"When did it get so rainy?" Kagome looked at the buckets of rain in disbelief.
"Well we have been here for three hours."
"Ok, sorry. Just stay here with our stuff while I go get some cash." Kagome told him while quickly making her way outside. Inuyasha sat and watched from inside the warm cozy store, as Kagome got soaked trying to get some money. Ah, they joys of windows.
"Shouldn't you be out there helping your girlfriend?" One of the people standing behind Inuyasha asked.
When Kagome finally came back inside about 5 minutes later, she was soaked from head to foot. Inuyasha laughed at her.
"Shut up dogboy!" Kagome spat at him. 'I'm so glad I didn't wear white today.' Kagome thought to herself. She looked over to see Inuyasha still laughing hysterically. "I'm so glad you found this entertaining." Kagome glared at him darkly, shivering a bit from the cold.
"You bet!
After paying for their stuff, Kagome got mad at him and made him carry almost all of the bags. They then stood outside in a little under covered area. "So where'd we park the car again?" Inuyasha asked, scanning the parking lot. "Out in the rain." Kagome said smirking. Now he had to get wet too. SUCKER! "Way at the back of the parking lot." Inuyasha groaned.
After many cold, hard hours and almost getting run over by ten different cars, getting chased by a pack of wolves, and trucking through the puddles which had now turned into lakes; they finally made it to his car.
.................
Ok so it only took a few minutes! And the 10 cars was actually just a remote controlled race car, and the wolves were really tiny birds washing themselves in the puddles........and the lakes were still actually just puddles...... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! It felt like it after all. Damn those birdies...............
They finally loaded the car up with stuff that Inuyasha personally didn't think they needed and got in the car. Inuyasha immediately turned on the heat, letting themselves warm up before they decided to go home.
"Ahhhh....warmth." Kagome said contently while rubbing her hands together in front of the ventilating system. She couldn't stop shivering though. 'Damn my non thinking ahead skills!' Kagome scolded herself while rubbing her hands over her bare arms. Inuyasha 'keh'd and muttered something about weak wenches. Kagome was about to snap at him when he offered her his jacket.
"I can't take that it's soaking wet." Kagome tried to push it away from her.
"Keh! On the outside!" Inuyasha told her angrily while draping over her shoulders before she could protest any more.
"Uh......... thanks." Kagome said shyly, wrapping the jacket around herself tighter. She could still feel Inuyasha's left over body heat lingering on the jacket.
"Keh! Whatever!" Inuyasha said, trying to cover up his act of kindness. He then pulled the car into reverse to get out of the parking lot. "Well, next stop, home."
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"Finally we're home!" Sighed Kagome while dumping the groceries on the table. She then propped up her head on her hands while keeping her elbows on the table. She let out a worn out breath like she had been carrying a thousand plus bags, each weighing about 50 pounds. She then looked over to the three bags that she had been carrying, each filled with bread and chips. Not exactly 50 pounds but close enough.
Inuyasha then came staggering into the room, trying his best to keep his balance while holding the big box in one hand and the left over 15 bags of HEAVY groceries. He glared at Kagome and her three paper-weight bags. Curse her.............................
"Would you please HELP me with something?!" Inuyasha asked angrily, slowly falling backwards from all of the stuff.
"I'll take that." Kagome took the box and started to walk to her room. Inuyasha and the grocery bags all came crashing down to the ground. 'Keh! Stupid wench.' Inuyasha thought angrily, getting up and leaving the grocery bags where they were. He'd deal with those later.
He then headed to his room to get changed out of his wet clothes. While Kagome was doing the same thing, there was a knock at the front door. "HEY WENCH! YOU WANNA GET THAT?" Inuyasha yelled from his bedroom. "Whatever........" Kagome muttered while pulling on the quickest T-shirt she could find. "THANK YOU!" Kagome was now out of her room and looking at Inuyasha's bedroom door. How does he do that?
"Yes?" Kagome opened the door to see who was there.
It was Miroku. "Uh, hi, yes is Inuyasha he.........re..........um..................." Miroku's eyes fell on Kagome's chest. Kagome looked to see what he was looking at.
Of course, being the lucky person she was, she had grabbed her very old and torn up white fish-net shirt. Her arms quickly flew over her chest to try and cover herself up. "Oh shit I grabbed the wrong shirt!" Kagome tried to make a mad-dash to her bedroom but ran straight into Inuyasha.
"Hey wench who is..........it........." Inuyasha's eyes now fell on Kagome's see- through shirt. "YOU STUPID HENTAIS! I'M GUNNA KICK YOU'RE ASS AS SOON AS I GET A PROPER SHIRT ON!" Kagome yelled as she slammed her door shut. They then heard a muffled 'dammit!' from her room.
"Miroku................." Inuyasha slowly turned to his friend that was standing in the doorway. "If you want to live, I advise you to run." Inuyasha then dove under the coffee table. Obviously Miroku never noticed Kagome's battle aura. Inuyasha had already experienced that side of her today and really hoped it would never happen again.
All of a sudden Kagome came out in a black shirt that said 'Psycho Killer' on it.(Perfect huh?) One of her hands was clenched in a fist, while the other was holding her sledgehammer. Kagome's face was flushed with anger.
She turned to Miroku with death in her eyes. She then pointed a finger at him. "You go first!"
Then, with inhuman speed she ran to Miroku and beat him senseless. As soon as she was done with him she set out after Inuyasha. "Inuyaashaaa!" Kagome called out in a sing song voice, "Come out come out where ever you are!" Then she went over to the coffee table.
'Oh crap what am I going to do?' Inuyasha thought worriedly. Then an idea came to mind (AN- Amazing! He has an idea!) Kagome kicked over the coffee table to find Inuyasha sitting there. A wicked smile spread over Kagome's face as she raised her sledge hammer over her head.
"Aw, look Kagome!" Inuyasha said pulling off his hat, revealing two fluffy white ears. "You don't want to hurt these do you?" Inuyasha shoved his head towards Kagome, twitching his ears ever so slightly. Kagome tried to bring the hammer down on his head but the ears twitched and she stopped. She tried to bring it down on him again she saw his ears droop and then she couldn't resist any longer. She dropped her sledgehammer and ran over to his ears, scratching them softly.
"They're so soft and fluffy and kawaii and-!!!!" Kagome had a big huge smile on her face while she continued her ranting. Inuyasha remembered to not purr this time and to put on the grouchy pouty look (AN- awwwwwwwwww.), but couldn't stop his instincts to nudge his head further into Kagome's grasp.
Miroku groaned as he rubbed a fairly large bump on his head, propping himself up with one arm. He slowly opened his eyes. It was quiet.............too quiet. Hey! Where was crazy psycho roomie?? He finally saw the top of Kagome's head from behind the couch.
Wait a minute? She smiling. Wasn't she just the crazy psycho roomie chick just like....five seconds ago? Miroku then decided to check and see what had changed her mood so quickly. What he saw mad him laugh out in surprise.
Inuyasha was sitting down with his arms and legs crossed while Kagome was happily petting his ears. Inuyasha glanced over and saw Miroku watching them with a perverted grin on his face.
"Well I see that you two have gotten quite friendly with each other." Miroku laughed as the quickly pulled away from each other. "Keh! Well at least I didn't get beaten up by a girl!" Inuyasha countered.
"I resent that................" Kagome muttered while glaring at Inuyasha. Inuyasha took no notice of the glare and asked Miroku what exactly he was doing here.
"Oh well I was just wondering if you wanted to go to this party tonight. You can bring your girlfriend too if you'd like?" Miroku motioned over to Kagome.
"What! She's NOT my girlfriend. Just my roommate!" Inuyasha said angrily. "And if you would like to press the matter further then I'll be sure to get acquainted with you." Inuyasha then started cracking his knuckles, making Miroku gulp nervously. "But I'll guess I'll come anyways. Who's throwing the party?"
"Dunno, but I do know that there's going to be a lot of pretty girls there!" Miroku's face spread into a perverted smile. 'Should've known.' Inuyasha thought rolling his eyes. "So wench do you wanna come?" Inuyasha asked Kagome. "Uh, I don't think I'll know anyone there." Kagome answered.
"Well then bring your friend, uh, what's her name again?"
"Sango?"
"Ah Sango. The beauty of all women. The princess of all beauty. The one with the nice a-"
"Can it, Miroku" Inuyasha said flinging a couch pillow at his friends face. "So you coming or not?" Inuyasha asked Kagome again.
"Sure why not." Kagome smiled 'God she has a pretty smile' Inuyasha thought to himself, turning away from the blush that was creeping its way to his face.
'You like her don't you?'
'Huh? Who is this?'
'I am your other half. That sweet little voice who always gives you the best advice!'
'Are you that same little voice that told me eating my brother's birthday cake was a good idea?'
'...........'
'You know I got put into a coma for a week because of you!?'
'Ok we're getting off subject. So you do know that you like Kagome right?'
'No! How could I like her? I've known her for what? A day!'
'No it's been a day and a half. And besides, I'm you and of course you like her!'
"SHUT UP!!!"
Miroku and Kagome both whirled around to stare at the crazed hanyou. "What? I was just, uh, I was, um, never mind. And go home Miroku I need to get ready for the stupid party you want me to go to!" Inuyasha grunted and got up and walked to his room. "I'm gettin in the shower."
"Ok well bye then." Miroku headed for the door. Before he left he poked in his head one last time. "And don't forget to bring your beautiful friend." Then Miroku finally left with a little bounce in his step.
"Ohmygosh!" Kagome whispered in realization under her breath. 'This is the perfect time to put my plan in action! I could use it for black mail! EEEEEE!' Kagome smiled evilly and ran into her room, but not before grabbing a grocery bag with the pink bunny costume and the camera in it. She then sat cross legged on her bed, waiting for the sound of the shower to start.
There!
Plan 'Inu-Bunny' was in action. She grabbed the extra, extra large pink bunny costume and camera and ran to the bathroom. 'Damn!' Kagome thought while trying to open the bathroom door. 'It's locked!' Kagome had an idea. She pulled a bobby pin out of her hair. "I'm so glad Ryan showed me how to pick a lock." Kagome grinned evilly.
Her old buddy Ryan had showed her many useful things. Like how to pick locks, jumpstart cars, pit pocketing(which she did to her friends all the time.), and how to hack onto peoples computers and make their screens go black like on the 'Matrix' when they're all like "Hello Neo."
As soon as she finished picking the lock she crept inside the steamy bathroom. She placed the fluffy bunny suit on the counter. She then went around the bathroom singing the tune to 'Mission Impossible' quietly to herself; taking all the towels, hands cloths, Inuyasha's clothes, and anything else she could find.
Then the shower turned off. Kagome ran outta there in 0.12 seconds flat. She closed the door and waited outside the bathroom door with the camera ready. She then finished the Mission Impossible theme loudly with a laugh.
"What the fuck!" She heard Inuyasha yell. Crashing and the opening and closing of drawers could be heard from inside the bathroom. After about 3 minutes, Inuyasha came out; dressed in the cutest, fluffiest, pinkest bunny costume anyone had ever seen. Or so Kagome thought.
Kagome quickly took a picture as fast as she could before he could take in what was going on. Inuyasha blinked from the blinding flash. Then "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
"Just having a little fun!" Smiled Kagome as she fanned the picture, waiting for the colour to show. "What the hell! Give me that!" Inuyasha dove for the picture Kagome held in her hand. She quickly stepped aside, letting him collide into the couch. She then snapped another picture.
"Hm..........This could be very useful for later on." Kagome grinned evilly as she saw the first picture of a very stunned Inuyasha, looking like a deer caught in headlights, er.........bunny. Then she burst out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU *laugh* look *laugh**laugh* so *snicker* funny!" Then she burst into another laughing fit. "My little Inu-Bunny!" She started laughing even more.
"Yea, yea laugh it off!" Grumbled Inuyasha, grabbing his clothes from off of the couch and heading to his room to get changed. About five minuets later Inuyasha was out and dressed.
He was wearing a red (obviously) muscle shirt, some black jeans, a red bandanna, and a leather jacket slung over his back. Kagome practically drooled. This was a BIG improvement from the pink bunny costume. When she noticed she was staring she blushed. Inuyasha noticed this and smiled smugly to himself. Kagome quickly went to her room (with the picture) to get changed.
Of course being a girl, Kagome took about half an hour. When she finally did come out it was Inuyasha's turn to drool. She was wearing a red tank top that said 'COME CLOSER so I can slap you', her favourite black fitted jeans, some red and black wrist bands, and her hair was done up in two braids.
"You ready to go?" Kagome giggled when she saw the blush creep across his face. He just nodded his head. Kagome grabbed her leather jacket and headed out the door to head to the party.
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Moochy: Well that's the end of chappy 3!!
Kit: Jee! And it only took you three weeks to do it!
Moochy: ..................
Kit: *rolls eyes and walks over to see what Moochy is working on* whatchya doin?
Moochy: Making a magical fortune teller thing. I think it should be ready by the time chappy 4 is done. Which reminds me..............i'm sorry to say this guys but..........but.......
Kit: Spit it out already.
Moochy: Fine then. The awful news is that *gag* Kikyo comes in. But don't worry! There'll be LOTS of Kikyo bashing! And somewhere near sometime she dies and miraculously world peace is spread around!
Kit: Really! Well then lets go and finish the rest of the chapters so she can DIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Moochy: ^_^ Well I g2g. Ja ne! o.O
Computer: Upload, complete!
Kit: Hiya!
Moochy: Your back!
Kit: Yup! ^__^ and luckily for you, I brought an auto fish killer!*holds up extremely large and dangerous looking gun*
Moochy: o.O;;
Kit: See this is why I took so long to upload. Cuz I brought such an amazingly large fish destroyer with me it took forever! An besides, we both hate fish. And they scare me.........
Moochy: Have you been drinking Windex again?
Kit: Shut up and grab a bazooka!
Moochy: ok..................???
Kit: Then, after we kill all of those deadly little vermin's called 'fish', we shall hack into other peoples computers and create WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Moochy: World domination? -_-;;
Kit: YES!!!
Moochy: *turns to readers* Maybe you should start reading..................Enjoy! GAH! KIT! GET OFF THE CHANDELIER!!!
Kit: I AM TARZAN! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *throws down a now empty Windex bottle*
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. 'nuff said.
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"You're moms got some serious grandchildren issues" Inuyasha told Kagome who was having a hard time looking Inuyasha in the face.
"Ugh, You're telling me!" Kagome stared out the window. Inuyasha could see the faint outline of a blush in her reflection.
"You know makeup does wonders for covering up blushing problems." Inuyasha smirked at Kagome who just looked disbelievingly at him.
"Actually it would make the problem worse because people put stuff on their face called blush. Y'know. Blush, blushing. See the connection?"
"Hm. I guess." Inuyasha mused. He then shook his head. That's not right. Guys should NOT think about makeup. The great laws of the male gender makes that very clear.
"So, where are we going exactly?" Inuyasha looked for a street sign to try and figure out where exactly they were. He had just sort of been driving aimlessly for a while.
"Ummmm.........The grocery store I guess. We need something other then the ramen diet in our apartment. Besides, if I eat too much of that I'll get FAT!"
Inuyasha snorted. "Yea like you aren't already."
"Would you like to repeat that Inuyasha?" Kagome said darkly. Inuyasha obviously did not notice the big flashing neon sign in front of him that said "Don't push it!".
"You heard me you fat, smelly bitch!"
"Congratulations Inuyasha! You have just won an amazing all out free of charge prize of THREE WEEKS IN A COMA!" Kagome yelled and then lunged at him. She then started to cut off his oxygen supply.
Kagome didn't notice how the car was swerving around on the road while Inuyasha was trying to get some form of air into his lungs. He had one hand trying to pry Kagome's grip off of his neck while his other arm was doing its best to keep the car steady.
"Kagome..................air....................death.............ahead!" Inuyasha struggled to make a sentence with no avail. Kagome stopped to look at where his hand that was once trying to get rid of her was pointing. Dead ahead was a huge brick wall.
"KYA!" Kagome screamed, instantly letting go of Inuyasha's throat. Inuyasha wasted no time in turning out of the way in the nick of time and then taking in the much needed oxygen afterwards.
"And just WHAT the hell did you think you were doing driving into a brick wall like that?" Kagome questioned him angrily. Inuyasha pulled slowly to the side of the road.
"Well maybe if you didn't try killing me WHILE I WAS DRIVING MIND YOU, we wouldn't have almost died!" Inuyasha retorted. He then smiled at Kagome. "But I must say that was great fun!"
Kagome couldn't contain her laughter and giggled like a mad woman. "I have to agree with you on that one!" They both started laughing together, mostly just to cover up their fear. Well, Inuyasha actually did have fun (save for the part where Kagome tried to kill him) ...........Kagome was the one trying to cover up her fear.
They both stopped at the same time and looked at each other. Inuyasha then cleared his throat. "So...........I think we should head home."
"What? But we still need to get food!!" Kagome yelled at him. Then she sighed. "And just to think I jacked her credit card for nothing..................."
"Who's credit card did you jack?" Inuyasha asked with a shocked expression on his face.
Kagome paid no attention to him and sighed again.
"So I guess that also means that you wouldn't rather have ribs, cookies, cake, popcorn, fettuccini alfrado, brownies, spaghetti, or even chocolate?"
By this time Inuyasha was drooling all over the steering wheel. "Maybe a few different things would be nice." Inuyasha said, now trying to clean the steering wheel with his sleeve.
Inuyasha sighed and started the car up. He then frowned at himself, obviously lost in thought. He involuntarily started pressing harder on the gas pedal and paid to attention to any red, green, or yellow lights and just continued to drive.
"I like the way you drive." Kagome said, smiling at the houses and apartments that continued to whiz by her faster and faster.
"Huh?" Inuyasha regained focus on his driving and slowed down. He looked back to all of the people he unconsciously cut off, who were now yelling and shaking their fist at him. He growled and flipped them the bird.
"Oh sorry, it's just that all my other friends drive like old ladies! You're the only other person who drives like me. Unless you never almost hit someone then we have a big difference here."
Inuyasha started to laugh. "So how many people have you almost ever hit? 50?" Inuyasha said jokingly.
"I lost count at 3782 two years ago."
Inuyasha stopped laughing at the 3782 when he saw how serious she was. "You mean you're really that bad at driving?"
"I am not bad at driving!" Kagome yelled at him defensivly.
"No.........it's not that you're bad at driving. It's just that all of the suicidal people jump in front of just you!" Kagome and Inuyasha laughed.
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"How much more stuff do we need?" complained Inuyasha. They had been in the store for nearly two hours. It usually only took Inuyasha five minuets to go shopping. His routine was go in, get 50 packs of ramen, get out. Screw the paying!
"Don't worry we're almost done!" Kagome said pulling down a bag of flour.
"That's what you said an hour ago." Inuyasha muttered under his breath. "I can see why we need some of this stuff, but a pink bunny costume?" Inuyasha held up the extra, extra large pink bunny costume.
"Oh it's just for a ..........um........for a Halloween party."
"Halloween? It's June 29 woman!!"
"Really? Wow! I only finished high school four days ago!" Kagome Blinked in surprise. She shrugged and picked up and instant picture camera. She frowned at the price. 60 bucks. Oh what the hell, its not like she's spending her money anyways.
She grinned and continued to venture throughout the store, leaving a very tired looking hanyou to sleep on one of the tomato displays.
About 20 minuets later Kagome woke up Inuyasha and headed to the checkout line. Inuyasha froze at what he saw. Each line was about a mile long.
"Hey wench."
"My names not wench it's Kagome. Ka-go-me. But, yes?" Kagome looked up at Inuyasha as she stopped in the shortest line that was only about 0.8 miles long.
"Remind me to NEVER go shopping with you again."
"Oh this is nothing! You should come with me when I go clothes shopping. It takes me five hours to pick out two jeans, a top, and some new jewellery." Kagome smiled as she stepped up a spot. Inuyasha gave her a very blanched look. Who could take that long to get a couple of clothes?
"Oh Inuyasha I was just kidding." Kagome gave Inuyasha a light shove. He wasn't sure if he should believe this girl though....................
Now they had been in the grocery store for about three hours and they were finally at the cashier after Inuyasha fell asleep again. They started to unload their stuff. Kagome then pulled out her (*cough* moms *cough*) credit card to pay for their stuff.
"Oh we only take cash here." The cashier told them, pushing back the credit card that Kagome had placed on a table. Both teens stood there with deadpan looks on their faces. "There's a bank machine right out side if you'd like." The cashier pointed to the cashier box outside in the pouring rain.
"When did it get so rainy?" Kagome looked at the buckets of rain in disbelief.
"Well we have been here for three hours."
"Ok, sorry. Just stay here with our stuff while I go get some cash." Kagome told him while quickly making her way outside. Inuyasha sat and watched from inside the warm cozy store, as Kagome got soaked trying to get some money. Ah, they joys of windows.
"Shouldn't you be out there helping your girlfriend?" One of the people standing behind Inuyasha asked.
When Kagome finally came back inside about 5 minutes later, she was soaked from head to foot. Inuyasha laughed at her.
"Shut up dogboy!" Kagome spat at him. 'I'm so glad I didn't wear white today.' Kagome thought to herself. She looked over to see Inuyasha still laughing hysterically. "I'm so glad you found this entertaining." Kagome glared at him darkly, shivering a bit from the cold.
"You bet!
After paying for their stuff, Kagome got mad at him and made him carry almost all of the bags. They then stood outside in a little under covered area. "So where'd we park the car again?" Inuyasha asked, scanning the parking lot. "Out in the rain." Kagome said smirking. Now he had to get wet too. SUCKER! "Way at the back of the parking lot." Inuyasha groaned.
After many cold, hard hours and almost getting run over by ten different cars, getting chased by a pack of wolves, and trucking through the puddles which had now turned into lakes; they finally made it to his car.
.................
Ok so it only took a few minutes! And the 10 cars was actually just a remote controlled race car, and the wolves were really tiny birds washing themselves in the puddles........and the lakes were still actually just puddles...... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! It felt like it after all. Damn those birdies...............
They finally loaded the car up with stuff that Inuyasha personally didn't think they needed and got in the car. Inuyasha immediately turned on the heat, letting themselves warm up before they decided to go home.
"Ahhhh....warmth." Kagome said contently while rubbing her hands together in front of the ventilating system. She couldn't stop shivering though. 'Damn my non thinking ahead skills!' Kagome scolded herself while rubbing her hands over her bare arms. Inuyasha 'keh'd and muttered something about weak wenches. Kagome was about to snap at him when he offered her his jacket.
"I can't take that it's soaking wet." Kagome tried to push it away from her.
"Keh! On the outside!" Inuyasha told her angrily while draping over her shoulders before she could protest any more.
"Uh......... thanks." Kagome said shyly, wrapping the jacket around herself tighter. She could still feel Inuyasha's left over body heat lingering on the jacket.
"Keh! Whatever!" Inuyasha said, trying to cover up his act of kindness. He then pulled the car into reverse to get out of the parking lot. "Well, next stop, home."
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"Finally we're home!" Sighed Kagome while dumping the groceries on the table. She then propped up her head on her hands while keeping her elbows on the table. She let out a worn out breath like she had been carrying a thousand plus bags, each weighing about 50 pounds. She then looked over to the three bags that she had been carrying, each filled with bread and chips. Not exactly 50 pounds but close enough.
Inuyasha then came staggering into the room, trying his best to keep his balance while holding the big box in one hand and the left over 15 bags of HEAVY groceries. He glared at Kagome and her three paper-weight bags. Curse her.............................
"Would you please HELP me with something?!" Inuyasha asked angrily, slowly falling backwards from all of the stuff.
"I'll take that." Kagome took the box and started to walk to her room. Inuyasha and the grocery bags all came crashing down to the ground. 'Keh! Stupid wench.' Inuyasha thought angrily, getting up and leaving the grocery bags where they were. He'd deal with those later.
He then headed to his room to get changed out of his wet clothes. While Kagome was doing the same thing, there was a knock at the front door. "HEY WENCH! YOU WANNA GET THAT?" Inuyasha yelled from his bedroom. "Whatever........" Kagome muttered while pulling on the quickest T-shirt she could find. "THANK YOU!" Kagome was now out of her room and looking at Inuyasha's bedroom door. How does he do that?
"Yes?" Kagome opened the door to see who was there.
It was Miroku. "Uh, hi, yes is Inuyasha he.........re..........um..................." Miroku's eyes fell on Kagome's chest. Kagome looked to see what he was looking at.
Of course, being the lucky person she was, she had grabbed her very old and torn up white fish-net shirt. Her arms quickly flew over her chest to try and cover herself up. "Oh shit I grabbed the wrong shirt!" Kagome tried to make a mad-dash to her bedroom but ran straight into Inuyasha.
"Hey wench who is..........it........." Inuyasha's eyes now fell on Kagome's see- through shirt. "YOU STUPID HENTAIS! I'M GUNNA KICK YOU'RE ASS AS SOON AS I GET A PROPER SHIRT ON!" Kagome yelled as she slammed her door shut. They then heard a muffled 'dammit!' from her room.
"Miroku................." Inuyasha slowly turned to his friend that was standing in the doorway. "If you want to live, I advise you to run." Inuyasha then dove under the coffee table. Obviously Miroku never noticed Kagome's battle aura. Inuyasha had already experienced that side of her today and really hoped it would never happen again.
All of a sudden Kagome came out in a black shirt that said 'Psycho Killer' on it.(Perfect huh?) One of her hands was clenched in a fist, while the other was holding her sledgehammer. Kagome's face was flushed with anger.
She turned to Miroku with death in her eyes. She then pointed a finger at him. "You go first!"
Then, with inhuman speed she ran to Miroku and beat him senseless. As soon as she was done with him she set out after Inuyasha. "Inuyaashaaa!" Kagome called out in a sing song voice, "Come out come out where ever you are!" Then she went over to the coffee table.
'Oh crap what am I going to do?' Inuyasha thought worriedly. Then an idea came to mind (AN- Amazing! He has an idea!) Kagome kicked over the coffee table to find Inuyasha sitting there. A wicked smile spread over Kagome's face as she raised her sledge hammer over her head.
"Aw, look Kagome!" Inuyasha said pulling off his hat, revealing two fluffy white ears. "You don't want to hurt these do you?" Inuyasha shoved his head towards Kagome, twitching his ears ever so slightly. Kagome tried to bring the hammer down on his head but the ears twitched and she stopped. She tried to bring it down on him again she saw his ears droop and then she couldn't resist any longer. She dropped her sledgehammer and ran over to his ears, scratching them softly.
"They're so soft and fluffy and kawaii and-!!!!" Kagome had a big huge smile on her face while she continued her ranting. Inuyasha remembered to not purr this time and to put on the grouchy pouty look (AN- awwwwwwwwww.), but couldn't stop his instincts to nudge his head further into Kagome's grasp.
Miroku groaned as he rubbed a fairly large bump on his head, propping himself up with one arm. He slowly opened his eyes. It was quiet.............too quiet. Hey! Where was crazy psycho roomie?? He finally saw the top of Kagome's head from behind the couch.
Wait a minute? She smiling. Wasn't she just the crazy psycho roomie chick just like....five seconds ago? Miroku then decided to check and see what had changed her mood so quickly. What he saw mad him laugh out in surprise.
Inuyasha was sitting down with his arms and legs crossed while Kagome was happily petting his ears. Inuyasha glanced over and saw Miroku watching them with a perverted grin on his face.
"Well I see that you two have gotten quite friendly with each other." Miroku laughed as the quickly pulled away from each other. "Keh! Well at least I didn't get beaten up by a girl!" Inuyasha countered.
"I resent that................" Kagome muttered while glaring at Inuyasha. Inuyasha took no notice of the glare and asked Miroku what exactly he was doing here.
"Oh well I was just wondering if you wanted to go to this party tonight. You can bring your girlfriend too if you'd like?" Miroku motioned over to Kagome.
"What! She's NOT my girlfriend. Just my roommate!" Inuyasha said angrily. "And if you would like to press the matter further then I'll be sure to get acquainted with you." Inuyasha then started cracking his knuckles, making Miroku gulp nervously. "But I'll guess I'll come anyways. Who's throwing the party?"
"Dunno, but I do know that there's going to be a lot of pretty girls there!" Miroku's face spread into a perverted smile. 'Should've known.' Inuyasha thought rolling his eyes. "So wench do you wanna come?" Inuyasha asked Kagome. "Uh, I don't think I'll know anyone there." Kagome answered.
"Well then bring your friend, uh, what's her name again?"
"Sango?"
"Ah Sango. The beauty of all women. The princess of all beauty. The one with the nice a-"
"Can it, Miroku" Inuyasha said flinging a couch pillow at his friends face. "So you coming or not?" Inuyasha asked Kagome again.
"Sure why not." Kagome smiled 'God she has a pretty smile' Inuyasha thought to himself, turning away from the blush that was creeping its way to his face.
'You like her don't you?'
'Huh? Who is this?'
'I am your other half. That sweet little voice who always gives you the best advice!'
'Are you that same little voice that told me eating my brother's birthday cake was a good idea?'
'...........'
'You know I got put into a coma for a week because of you!?'
'Ok we're getting off subject. So you do know that you like Kagome right?'
'No! How could I like her? I've known her for what? A day!'
'No it's been a day and a half. And besides, I'm you and of course you like her!'
"SHUT UP!!!"
Miroku and Kagome both whirled around to stare at the crazed hanyou. "What? I was just, uh, I was, um, never mind. And go home Miroku I need to get ready for the stupid party you want me to go to!" Inuyasha grunted and got up and walked to his room. "I'm gettin in the shower."
"Ok well bye then." Miroku headed for the door. Before he left he poked in his head one last time. "And don't forget to bring your beautiful friend." Then Miroku finally left with a little bounce in his step.
"Ohmygosh!" Kagome whispered in realization under her breath. 'This is the perfect time to put my plan in action! I could use it for black mail! EEEEEE!' Kagome smiled evilly and ran into her room, but not before grabbing a grocery bag with the pink bunny costume and the camera in it. She then sat cross legged on her bed, waiting for the sound of the shower to start.
There!
Plan 'Inu-Bunny' was in action. She grabbed the extra, extra large pink bunny costume and camera and ran to the bathroom. 'Damn!' Kagome thought while trying to open the bathroom door. 'It's locked!' Kagome had an idea. She pulled a bobby pin out of her hair. "I'm so glad Ryan showed me how to pick a lock." Kagome grinned evilly.
Her old buddy Ryan had showed her many useful things. Like how to pick locks, jumpstart cars, pit pocketing(which she did to her friends all the time.), and how to hack onto peoples computers and make their screens go black like on the 'Matrix' when they're all like "Hello Neo."
As soon as she finished picking the lock she crept inside the steamy bathroom. She placed the fluffy bunny suit on the counter. She then went around the bathroom singing the tune to 'Mission Impossible' quietly to herself; taking all the towels, hands cloths, Inuyasha's clothes, and anything else she could find.
Then the shower turned off. Kagome ran outta there in 0.12 seconds flat. She closed the door and waited outside the bathroom door with the camera ready. She then finished the Mission Impossible theme loudly with a laugh.
"What the fuck!" She heard Inuyasha yell. Crashing and the opening and closing of drawers could be heard from inside the bathroom. After about 3 minutes, Inuyasha came out; dressed in the cutest, fluffiest, pinkest bunny costume anyone had ever seen. Or so Kagome thought.
Kagome quickly took a picture as fast as she could before he could take in what was going on. Inuyasha blinked from the blinding flash. Then "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
"Just having a little fun!" Smiled Kagome as she fanned the picture, waiting for the colour to show. "What the hell! Give me that!" Inuyasha dove for the picture Kagome held in her hand. She quickly stepped aside, letting him collide into the couch. She then snapped another picture.
"Hm..........This could be very useful for later on." Kagome grinned evilly as she saw the first picture of a very stunned Inuyasha, looking like a deer caught in headlights, er.........bunny. Then she burst out laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU *laugh* look *laugh**laugh* so *snicker* funny!" Then she burst into another laughing fit. "My little Inu-Bunny!" She started laughing even more.
"Yea, yea laugh it off!" Grumbled Inuyasha, grabbing his clothes from off of the couch and heading to his room to get changed. About five minuets later Inuyasha was out and dressed.
He was wearing a red (obviously) muscle shirt, some black jeans, a red bandanna, and a leather jacket slung over his back. Kagome practically drooled. This was a BIG improvement from the pink bunny costume. When she noticed she was staring she blushed. Inuyasha noticed this and smiled smugly to himself. Kagome quickly went to her room (with the picture) to get changed.
Of course being a girl, Kagome took about half an hour. When she finally did come out it was Inuyasha's turn to drool. She was wearing a red tank top that said 'COME CLOSER so I can slap you', her favourite black fitted jeans, some red and black wrist bands, and her hair was done up in two braids.
"You ready to go?" Kagome giggled when she saw the blush creep across his face. He just nodded his head. Kagome grabbed her leather jacket and headed out the door to head to the party.
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Moochy: Well that's the end of chappy 3!!
Kit: Jee! And it only took you three weeks to do it!
Moochy: ..................
Kit: *rolls eyes and walks over to see what Moochy is working on* whatchya doin?
Moochy: Making a magical fortune teller thing. I think it should be ready by the time chappy 4 is done. Which reminds me..............i'm sorry to say this guys but..........but.......
Kit: Spit it out already.
Moochy: Fine then. The awful news is that *gag* Kikyo comes in. But don't worry! There'll be LOTS of Kikyo bashing! And somewhere near sometime she dies and miraculously world peace is spread around!
Kit: Really! Well then lets go and finish the rest of the chapters so she can DIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Moochy: ^_^ Well I g2g. Ja ne! o.O