Um. . . uh. . . y-yo?? ::dodges from left to right as rocks are aimed at head:: OO;; ok, uh, how about this. I'm sorry????? ::dodges boulders getting thrown at head:: (man I love my fast reflexes) Ok I'll try again! The first week I was just plain lazy, the second week I was loaded with homework, the second week I had a HUGE project that I needed to finish, and then last week I had two tests to study for. Oh yes and now I have a science test tomorrow and have to hand in a bunch of homework that I haven't started yet!!
Readers: HEAVE!!!!!
::dodges mountain getting thrown in my general direction::
::crashes about three feet away::
Kit: Maybe you should stop with the lame excuses................
Moochy: but they're TRUE!!!!! ::cries::
Kit: ::laughs::
Moochy: ::whacks Kit over the head:: you're supposed to comfort me, stupid.
Kit: Oh. Yea. ::rolls eyes:: I'm supposed to comfort you just like I'm supposed to eat this delicious ice-cream with you.
Moochy: ::smiles and eats ice-cream ALL by myself::
Kit: ......did I ever mention how much I love you?
Moochy: .....
Kit: ::big puppy eyes::
Moochy: ::hands over ice-cream cone::
Kit: KYA! ::licks ice-cream happily::
Moochy: yea well I'm just gunna go to bed now and finish this later okay? I'm really tired.
::readers take aim at Moochy with machine guns::
Moochy: Did I ever mention how much I love you? XD
Chappy 3: The Party
Kagome started singing louder when she heard Inuyasha groan and start to bash his head on the steering wheel. She burst out laughing when Inuyasha had taken his hand and pointed it to the side of his head like a gun and pretended to shoot himself with a gun. 'Oh what I wouldn't give to have a REAL gun right now.....' Inuyasha thought in self-pity. (AN-I feel your pain...............)
'Keep calm Inuyasha,' Inuyasha told himself straightening up in his seat, taking a deep breath, 'It's just a song. We'll be at the party in a few minutes and- hmm hmm hmm. NO! No Inuyasha DON'T sing it don't sing it NOOOOOO!!'
Inuyasha then went back to bashing his head against the steering wheel in aggravation.
Of course this was all very entertaining to Kagome because every time he bashed his head he hit the car horn, causing angry drivers to turn around and finger him. Ah, what a life!
As soon as the building came into view Inuyasha almost ran over fifteen different kids just trying to find a spot so he could escape from the fiery grasps of hell's torturous song aka. The song that Never ends.
Damn those children's songs. . .
As soon as he turned off the engine he threw himself out of his car and leaned onto another car he was parked beside for support while taking in deep heavy breaths. And, being the brilliant person he is, set off the car alarm.
Inuyasha stood up straight and walked away quickly as if he didn't do anything. But of course Mr. Brilliant still left Kagome behind to take the blame of a very furious car owner.
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"Thanks for nothing dogboy." Kagome grumbled angrily as she tried to shake the high pitched ringing that was still buzzing in her ear. Damn that man can yell.
Inuyasha grinned at her. "You don't hum or sing anymore awful children songs from hell anymore and I'll take the blame for everything." They finally made their way to the entrance of the vine covered building where from inside you could hear the muffled sound of music and people coming from inside.
"Oi? If you have sensitive hearing then wont the extremely loud party music hurt your ears even the tiniest bit?" Kagome asked Inuyasha as he set his hand on the handle to open it.
"I suppose..........but the bandanna helps." Inuyasha replied pointing to the bandanna that was wrapped around his ears. Kagome just 'ah'd and nodded her head. Inuyasha swung the metal door open widely but to just be thrown back from the powerfulness of the sound waves.
Inuyasha looked in aw at the metal doors. He then stood up and pushed his sleeve's back, securing the bandanna around his ears a little tighter. He then opened the door slowly, making sure that there was no more falling involved. After everything was safe he opened the door the rest of the way. Inuyasha grinned and motioned his hand towards the door.
"After you." Inuyasha gestured to Kagome. Kagome eyed him suspiciously. Someone like him would never be polite, especially to her. She looked at his smiling face again. 'Maybe he does have some good manners.' Thought Kagome, walking through the door.
All of a sudden a foot shot out and Kagome met face first into the ground. She looked up to see Inuyasha laughing. She glared at him and then grabbed his foot, causing him to fall flat on his ass. A couple kids walking by stopped and laughed at them.
"Ha! Not even inside and already getting it on with your girlfriend. Have you no shame." The two immaturish boys howled with laughter as they swung open the door and walked passed them and into the party.
Inuyasha growled at the two guys, making sure that they would become acquainted with his friend 'the fist' before they left the party tonight. Kagome sighed and got up and dusted herself off while Inuyasha followed suit. But this time instead of even pretending to be a gentleman Inuyasha walked inside without even bothering to hold the door for her.
Kagome glared at the closed metal door and finally decided to go in. She was greeted with a loud blast of music. Kagome quickly scanned the place until she found her friend Sango waiting over by the punch bowl as planned.
"Heya Sango!" Kagome shouted and waved to her friend. Sango smiled and waved back and stood while her friend jogged over to her.
"Hey, what's up?" Sango asked while taking a small sip of her coke she had recently gotten from a vending machine.
"WHAT?" Kagome leaned in closer to try and hear her over the music.
"I said, WHAT'S UP?" Sango shouted back.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Kagome motioned to her ear and shrugged. "SO, WHAT'S UP?" Sango just shook her head at her idiot friend. Finally a quieter song came on and it was easier to talk over.
"So you wanna find Miroku? He was the one that wanted you to come you know." Kagome said while looking over at Sango's drink.
"Really!" Sango almost looked pleased that he had wanted her to come, but then she quickly added on, "I mean, why should I care if that hentai wanted me to come. It's not like he's someone I want to be around with."
"Um, maybe because he's right behind you." Kagome pointed to Miroku right behind Sango. As Sango turned around Kagome quickly snagged Sango's drink and chugged it down. Sango didn't care after she saw Miroku's hurt expression on his face. She immediately apologized, trying to explain that she didn't really mean it.
"No need to apologize my dear Sango." Miroku's saddened expression was quickly replaced by a perverted. "You can just do me the honour of coming home with me and then you could spend the night in my room!" Sango's eye started to twitch.
"STUPID HENTAI!!!"
SMACK
"That's gunna hurt in the morning." One of the people walking by said. Miroku was unconscious on the floor, his fingers twitching in pain. Sango went up to him and kicked him in the ribs, and then took back her spot beside Kagome muttering something about 'how stupid hentais should keep their filthy minds to themselves.'
All of a sudden a new song came on and Kagome immediately straightened up. Her eyes started to shine as her brain registered what song was playing. It was some sort of song from North America called 'Hey Mama'.
"Hey you wanna dance?" Kagome asked Inuyasha, taking him by surprise.
"Uh, what, um, uh, sure." Inuyasha finally decided when Kagome gave him the best puppy eyes she could muster. Its so damn hard to resist those things. They stepped into a small spot on the dance floor and started testing the beat of the music while swinging their hips side to side. After a little bit they started to pick up the pace, each trying to outdo the other.
Kagome was actually surprised at how good Inuyasha was at dancing. But she pushed all thoughts into the back of her head as she continued dancing, completely synchronized with the silver-haired hanyou.
Kagome had completely lost herself in the music now. Her hands that were in the air subconsciously reached back and took hold of Inuyasha's neck and started grinding up and down his body. Inuyasha bit his lower lip and tried to continue on dancing but couldn't help himself but think how nice it was to have Kagome's form pressed against his.
People now had formed a circle around the pair and 'ooh'ed and 'ah'ed at some of the moves they were pulling. Many tried to walk in and outdo them but each one pulled back in defeat.
Much to Inuyasha's relief the song ended. But then that stupid DJ just had to announce them dancers of the night and Kagome hugged Inuyasha as a congratulations for both of them and Inuyasha got worked up all over again.
Damn that woman. . .
"Well that was fun!" Kagome unlatched off of Inuyasha as she brushed a few stray hairs out of her face. Inuyasha just nodded, deeply in need of something to drink. Preferably alcoholic! Miroku howled at Inuyasha and raised his drink to him, showing a congratulations for his act of (in Miroku's corrupted little mind) dirty dancing.
"YASHIE!!!!"
Inuyasha was pulled out of his get revenge thoughts and turned around to see who was calling him. When he spotted the person all he said was. "Oh shit!"
A girl who looked very much like Kagome flung herself onto Inuyasha, squealing as Inuyasha tried in vain to get her off of him. Kagome studied the girl very closely. They did look similar in some ways but there were a few flaws. Kagome's eyes held so much life and passion in them while this woman's had a fake shimmer to them. Her hair was a bit longer than Kagome's too. But the thing that set them off the most was that this girl was wearing the sluttiest, skimpiest clothes anyone had ever seen.
"Get the hell off me Kikyo!" Inuyasha said threateningly. 'So this is Kikyo' Kagome thought.
"But Yashie Dearest. Didn't you miss me?" Kikyo cooed as she continued to hang on him and play with his hair. Kagome burst out laughing because 1. This girl was a complete and utter slut and 2. She remembered how she had called him Yashie Dearest as a joke, but this was for real!
"Who are you!" Kikyo steadied herself down from Inuyasha's back and glared at Kagome.
"Oh just a friend." Kagome smiled and waved her off muttering the word 'slut' under her breath.
"Oh wait I know you! You're that girl I saw in that porno magazine!" Kikyo sneered.
"And just what the hell were you looking in a porno magazine for?" Kagome asked, raising an eye brow at the slut face "Were you looking for a new job or were you trying to see if you could spot any old girlfriends of yours?"
Kikyo tried to find something to say but then finally settled on a loud 'hmpf' and went back to hanging on Inuyasha.
"Kikyo! Don't make me hurt you!" Inuyasha's eyes were closed while his eyebrow was twitching madly. If Inuyasha's ears were showing, Kagome guessed that they too would be twitching. Kagome continued to watch in disgust as this Kikyo girl started to trace a finger down his face.
"But I thought you loved me Yashie Dearest"
All of a sudden Kikyo doubled over with an "oompf" Inuyasha looked up to see who saved him. He then spotted Kagome standing there, clenching and unclenching her fists. "Wha??" Inuyasha stared in bewilderment.
Kagome then noticed Inuyasha looking between her and the now sprawled Kikyo on the floor. "What?" Kagome said defensively, taking a step back. "Well someone had to hurt her and you sure as hell weren't!"
"Th-thanks" Inuyasha could've hugged her but then he decided not to. It would supposedly 'cramp' his style. Everyone continued to stare at Kikyo until a loud splashing was heard.
"What? That girl had something on her ass! I was just helping her." A punch- drenched Miroku protested as Sango hit him over the head again with the empty punch bowl. Kagome shook her head.
"Well I got to go get something to drink." Kagome said walking off. Kagome sighed in pity for Miroku as another loud crash was heard. At least Sango's attempting to put him in line.
As soon as she found the punch bowl she poured herself a glass and chugged it down. She looked down into her empty cup, trying to register what that tangy taste was in the drink. She looked up to see a couple of guys trying to suppress laughter but she shrugged it off. She continued to drink more and more and more. Pretty soon she was leaning on the table for support.
Inuyasha came along about 3 hours later in search or Kagome and found her by the punch table, swaying this way and that. He saw her laughing and talking to someone. As he got closer to see who it was.
"Soooo whut are you doing in this part of townnnnnnnnnn cutie?" Kagome was laughing and talking......... to a plant. "You know this shade of green looks really great on you!"
Inuyasha sucked up his breath and went up to her. "Kagome?" Inuyasha said as he approached her, reaching out a hand to tap her on the shoulder.
"Hey! Yash! You gotta come meet this guy! He's friggen hilarious!" Kagome held up a cup of punch to the plant she was in deep conversation with.
"Kagome," Inuyasha started, "That's a plant." (--;;)
"Really?? I could've sworn it was a person a shecond ago!" Kagome leaned in and squinted at the plant, pushing through the leaves trying to find her friend. Inuyasha then noticed the 34 empty glasses of punch sitting beside Kagome.
"Kagome......how many of these cups are yours?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm, all of 'em. And the one's over there" Kagome pointed to about 40 more empty glasses. Inuyasha just shook his head.
"Ooh! Ooh! And the one's under there!" Kagome pointed to a spot under the table. Inuyasha bent down to see about 50 more glasses scattered around.
"C'mon Kag we're going home." Inuyasha started to grab her wrist to bring her home.
"Aw you called me Kag! How sweet!"
"C'mon, we're leaving. You're too wasted to stay here any longer."
"Whaddya talking 'bout? I'm comple-te-ly........shober......" Kagome's voice was slurring. Then without notice Kagome grabbed Inuyasha's bandanna off his head. "Oi, Wench! Gimme that!" Inuyasha said attempting to snatch the bandanna from her. She then stuffed a corner of the bandanna down her shirt so it was sticking out a bit.
"Come'n get it!" Kagome swaggered to the side a bit with one of her eyelids drooping. "With your teeth!" she added on.
Inuyasha sucked in his breath and started to reach for his bandanna with his hand.
"No," Kagome stumbled to the side. "I said with your THEETH!"
Inuyasha drew his breath once more and slowly went forward to grab the bandanna with his teeth. The only ay he was going to get it back was to just do what she told him to. Just as he was almost there, "HENTAI!" Kagome screamed and slapped him. She then threw his bandanna at him and ran away laughing like a maniac.
Inuyasha put on his bandana quickly and ran after Kagome. When he got closer he tackled her to the ground. She was underneath him and he was on top. She then stared right into his eyes intensely. She stared, and stared, and stared, and stared, and then, "You've got beautiful eyes!" Kagome said and then started laughing like a maniac again.
Inuyasha sighed and got up off of her. He held out a hand to help her up but then saw that she had passed out. He sighed once more and then picked her up and flung her over his shoulder and then headed to the car.
"You're a lot of work girl!" Inuyasha said, softly chuckling, shifting her weight on his shoulder. He went over to Sango and Miroku who had acquired a few handprints on his face and told them he was taking her home. When he finally got to his car he opened the door with his foot. (AN- gasp What talent!) He then gently placed the very drunk and very unconscious Kagome in the passenger seat of the car.
Just as he was about to pull away and head home, a cop came and tapped on the window. "Shit." Inuyasha muttered under his breath. He then rolled down his window. "Yes officer." Inuyasha asked with his best 'I didn't do anything wrong' smile.
"Have you been drinking?" The officer started inspecting his car, looking at the back seat.
"No officer. I wouldn't dare drink since I would be driving home." Inuyasha smiled a fake smile. What he said wasn't entirely true, he had about two or three drinks but being half demon and all, the drinks didn't affect him as much as the other people.
"Well what happened to your girlfriend here." The cop pointed to the unconscious Kagome, snoring away with a little bit of drool forming at the side of her mouth. "Uh, well, some punk spiked her drink and then she got a little wild and passed out. So I decided it was time for her to go home."
"You're a good kid. I suppose you can go then." The cop finally decided, tapping his pen on the clip board he was carrying. "Drive safely now. And don't do anything to your girlfriend that I wouldn't do!" As soon as the cop turned away Inuyasha gave him a look of total and utter disgust and then drove away.
When he arrived home he stood in front of the door leading to the building, wondering how he was going to get through all of this. He reached out and opened the door quickly with one hand while trying to still keep hold of Kagome with the other. He then stuck his foot in the door to hold it open while he brought his other hand up to keep hold of the unconscious girl that was slipping off of his shoulders. He then finally got inside and made sure her head didn't bump the door.
"Gods your heavy!" Inuyasha grunted, shifting Kagome under him so he was holding her bridal style. Kagome muttered something he didn't quite catch and then she grabbed his shirt and snuggled into him. He sighed and looked up towards the heavens, wondering what he did to deserve this.
After many struggles with doors and elevators, they were finally inside. Inuyasha brought her to her room and plopped her on her bed. He shook out his arms to get the blood flowing through again. He quickly pulled the covers and then headed to his room and stripped down to his boxers.
(AN- ::drools:: Half naked Inuyasha!!! W00t! Take it off! Take it off!
Kit: Down girl! ::struggles to keep hold of Moochy::
Moochy: aw....can't I just have a little fun??
Kit: ::bonks Moochy on the head with giant turkey::
Moochy: ::sniffles:: what did I do?
Kit: You turned into a Miroku that's what!
Miroku: I resent that -.-;;
Moochy: whatever Miroku. You're a good influence on all those kids out there!)
So there was Inuyasha standing in his boxers. (AN- ::drool::) He then flopped down backwards onto his bed, waiting for sleep to come and take over. Just as he was about to fall asleep, a still very drunk Kagome staggered through the door.
"Kagome........Go back to bed." Inuyasha mumbled, rolling over onto his stomach praying that she would just go away.
Kagome didn't listen and climbed into Inuyasha's bed pulling up the covers. Inuyasha lifted his head slightly to look at the back of her head. Kagome suddenly turned to face him and started rubbing his ears. Inuyasha decided not to resist and take advantage and enjoy it while he could. She wouldn't remember in the morning anyway. Inuyasha was purring himself to sleep almost and Kagome was rubbing his ears with her eyes closed. She was also mumbling something.
Inuyasha pulled away. "Kagome. Are you ok?"
"Kawaii......." Kagome mumbled in her sleep, "So kawaii......" 'Oh great, she's obsessing over my ears again.' Inuyasha rolled his eyes but stopped when Kagome started talking again.
"So kawaii.........My Inuyasha's so kawaii........" Kagome then fell silent, the deep breaths indicating that she was finally asleep. Inuyasha just stared at her blushing, watching the steady rise and fall of her chest. (AN- gasp mee hee Inuyasha's a pervert!) Inuyasha then grumbled to himself as he pushed the covers back and rolled out of bed.
"Once again," Inuyasha started in an animated game show host voice, "The all mighty Inuyasha gets kicked out of his own bed by his roommate. And to make matters worse it's a girl roommate." Inuyasha chuckled and shook his head, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes while shuffling his feet across the floor.
Inuyasha then went into Kagome's room and slipped into her empty bed. He buried his face in her pillow, wondering how he was ever going to get to sleep. Inuyasha then drew in a deep breath of frustration. Kagome's flowery sent filed his nostrils, immediately making the earlier frustration dissipate. He took in one last breath and then fell asleep.
:::Some where outside the apartment window:::
"Ha! I told you they liked each other!" Miroku whispered to Sango, pushing himself off of the side of the building and then being brought back towards it again with his legs as the rope-climbing gear was tied securely around his waist.
"Aw.........they were soooooooooooooooooo kawaii together." Sango smiled, starting to pull her self up the side of the building. "Miroku stop it!" Sango scolded as he kept bounding out and then back towards the building over and over again. Sure its fun but some one might hear them.
Sometime going up the side of the building, a very angry Sango was formed and Miroku had a few new kicks in the head. Oh how he loved the way his hands worked.
End
Again I'm VERY VERY VERY sorry for not updating in a while. As a token of appreciation for you NOT coming to my house and trying to decapitate me like some had threatened to do, I shall give you all a cookie! ::hands over cookies::
Oh and if your one of those extremely nice ppl you shall share with me seeing as those are my last cookies I have! ::readers glare as the hunch over, nibbling on cookies in a dark corner::
::sniff:: where is the love?
::brightens up:: YAY! My favourite song's on! Let me obsess over this for a minute! ::obsesses over 'shuffle': Ah, good ol' original Japanese intro's. Yea I know it's Yu-Gi-Oh but that was a surprisingly good show before the English dubbers killed it. Killed it I tell ya KILLED!!!! sniff the 3rd Japanese intro is SO much better then the English.
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!::: Anyhoo! I really really REALLY wanna change my penname. Sorry but Moochy the Moocher is just sorta getting to me. ::twitch:: ::twitch:: So if you have ANY good idea's for a name please tell me???????
Anyways I gotta go now. Oh but before YOU leave. . . REVIEW!!!!!!!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! Reviews make me feel special. ::goes all innocent and kawaii:: Just like my mommy says I'm special. She also says people don't want to hang out with me cuz they're just jealous. (lol long story.)