Hey ppls!!! Something really . . . I dunno . . . interesting happened the other day. I got (dun dun dun) GLASSES!
Kit: What happened to you 20/20 vision??
BilLee: I dunno. Somebody stole it.
Kit: What do you need 'em for?
BilLee: Distance. So I don't have to wear them ALL the time. . . which is good.
Kit: Does this make you a . . . a 'nerd'??
BilLee: no.
Kit: Is it okay if I make fun of you??
BilLee: is it okay if I shoot you??
Kit: um . . .
BilLee: Thought so.
Kit: yea I guess you're right. . . FOUR EYES!!!
BilLee: ::turns to readers:: To ensure safety of eyesight, the following scenes have been censored. Untill then, please continue to read safely. ::turns back to Kit::
Kit: . . . Mommy??
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:::::Chappy 6: Kouga: the super stalker:::::
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"Are you ready yet?" Inuyasha yelled towards Kagome. She has been in the bathroom for about 15 minutes perfecting her hair, claiming it wasn't doing what she wanted it to. Although Inuyasha had no idea why because it's not like it wasn't going to get messed up from the motorcycle ride anyhow.
"Ok I'm ready! Let's go. Hurry up Inuyasha! We have to go now!" Kagome ran out of her room and out the door in a flash, clearly excited to go on a motorcycle ride again. "Just a little excited?" Inuyasha jumped into the elevator with his hands still jammed in his pockets just before it closed.
"Yea! Ever since I was born my dad would always go for a ride on his bike after dinner and I would always watch him. But . . ." There was a hint of pain in Kagome's voice as she trailed off. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at her, wondering what had happened. Kagome looked up into his eyes. She smiled softly at him and was interrupted from a slight cough behind them.
The teens turned to see a chubby little man standing in the elevator with them. "Could you please press floor 13 for me?" The little man asked, "I think I've got the room right under you." Inuyasha looked quizzically at the man before punching in his floor number. Inuyasha and Kagome exchanged shrugs.
"Now I know where those thumping noises are coming from above my room." The little man said with a sneer.
A grin crossed Kagome's face. "Why? You wanna be friends?"
The chubby little mans sneer was wiped right off of his face. He stayed silent until the elevator stopped. He then rushed off the elevator as fast as he could and tried to run down the hall.
"Do you think he's trying to run?" Inuyasha asked, leaning slightly out of the door with an amused expression on his face while watching the chubby man waddle away. He looked somewhat like a penguin. As soon as the elevator door closed Inuyasha and Kagome doubled over laughing.
When they finally reached the underground parking lot the two were in tears and clutching their stomachs from laughing so hard. Kagome stopped laughing when she saw Inuyasha's motorcycle. "Is that . . . ?" Kagome pointed to the beautiful red Harley.
"Yep! That's my baby!" Inuyasha then went up to it and hugged it and started rubbing its shiny exterior. Kagome fell in love with the bike immediately. A huge grin spread across her features as she took in it's features."I looks . . . "
"Stunning, shiny, pretty, beautiful!" Inuyasha proudly finished for her while shinning up a small scuff mark.
"Yes that too but what I was going to say was," Kagome looked towards Inuyasha excitedly and then back towards the bike, "It looks just like my dads old bike. He had one just like it! He always promised that he would take me for a ride but then- Oh never mind."
Inuyasha looked towards her from spiffing up his bike. Kagome was in a trance, almost as if lost in memories. The grin slowly subsided to a small sad smile. "You gunna get on or what?" Inuyasha pulled her out of the daze she was in.
"Oh, of course!!" Kagome started to walk over to the bike. Before she could get any closer Inuyasha stood up and held out a hand indicating her to stop.
"OK, there's a few ground rules. If I find as much as one scuff mark, you die. If I find dirt from you on my bike, you die. If you hurt my baby, you die. And no getting scared from me going too fast, don't cry if you fall off, don't complain if we get hit by a car, don't......" Inuyasha went on like this for about 20 minutes. Kagome got lost on the 5 rule he laid out.
The only thing she did remember him saying in every sentence was if she ever did a certain thing, she dies.
".........And finally, when we turn, you have to turn or we fall of the bike from the upset balance." Inuyasha finished. "Ok we can go."
Kagome squealed happily and jumped on the bike after Inuyasha. "And here's your helmet." He placed the big plastic black helmet in her hands. It looked a lot more like a race helmet than anything else, but that was okay.
She looked over towards Inuyasha who already had his leather jacket, gloves, and head gear on. Their helmets were identical except for the fact that his was red. Big surprise there.
She regretfully placed her helmet overtop of her once perfected hair. She fumbled with the straps for a minute before giving up with a distressed huff. Inuyasha looked up from his position on his bike and rolled his eyes. He motioned for her to come closer so he could help with her helmet.
Kagome felt a heated blush rise to her face when Inuyasha's hand were brushing underneath her chin to help do up the buckle. The blush rose even more when he brought his helmet covered face considerably closer to hers. She was thankful for the helmet that blocked most of her face from his view. She had no doubt that Inuyasha could hear her rapidly beating heart.
Almost as if he'd read her thoughts he asked why her heart was racing so face. She just laughed nervously and waved him off telling him that she was just excited. Inuyasha shrugged and picked her up, placing her on the back of the bike. He got on in front of her and told her to hold on.
She didn't really feel like holding onto him right then. I mean how dangerous could one ride be? The second the large growl that emitted from the engine indicating that he had started it up, Kagome instantly clamped her arms around Inuyasha's waist in fear of falling off. Inuyasha just smirked and rode off.
Kagome had no idea where they were going seeing as she had her eyes shut tight. Each time they turned a corner Kagome leaned as she was told to do, but she also held on for dear life afraid that she might fall off. Kagome had tried to open her eyes a couple of times but either Inuyasha's hair was in the way or the wind was in her eyes. Kagome, not knowing what else to do, lay her head down on Inuyasha's back as much as her helmet allowed her to.
After finally coming to a stop, Inuyasha shut the engine. When Kagome opened her eyes, she let out a small gasp. It was the most beautiful park she had ever seen. There were little ponds everywhere, sakura trees in every direction, and a few people scattered here and there. There were beautiful gardens, each blooming with life and colour. Kagome continued to look around in aw.
Wild life was everywhere. There were a lot of small birds, squirrels and dogs all around playing fetch with their masters. On one of the paths there were even a couple of people riding beautiful black horses.
"Would you mind letting go." Came the gruff voice of Inuyasha. Kagome pulled back quickly, a small blush creeping across her face. Inuyasha got up and helped Kagome off. She put her helmet on the back of the red Harley and shook out her mess of hair, trying to comb some of it out with her fingers.
"Should we go for a walk and stretch for a bit?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha only grunted in reply and started to walk into the park. Kagome was walking along, glad to be out for a walk in the sun.
"I GOT IT!!"
All of a sudden a wolf demon with black hair pulled into a high ponytail came running along trying to catch a Frisbee. He just so happened to be running right in the path of Kagome. The boy collided into Kagome, knocking her to the ground.
"Oops, sorry." The boy looked Kagome over, making her nervous. He held out a hand to Kagome. "Here let me help you up. My name's Kouga by the way."
Kagome took his hand and hoisted herself off the ground. "Uh, thanks I guess." Kagome replied, dusting off her abused rear "My names Kagome."
"Ah, a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. Since I am taken away by your beauty I now claim you as my woman." Kouga said with a bow while taking her hand in his.
"WHAT!? Who the hell do you think you are mister?" Kagome said angrily. "You don't just go up to people off the street and claim them as 'your woman'!"
"Oh," Kouga asked innocently, "Why not?"
Just as Kagome was about to punch him in the face, a low husky growl was heard from behind her. She turned around to se Inuyasha glaring daggers at Kouga. "Ah mutt face, good to see you again!" Kouga said scornfully.
"Shut up ya wimpy wolf!" Inuyasha shot back at him.
"What are you doing hanging around my woman for?" Kouga wanted to know.
"She's not yours." Inuyasha growled, "Kagome ain't some sort of item that you claim as your own!"
"Oh so she's your woman."
"She's not anybody's woman and most defiantly not mine!!!"
Kagome was very grateful for the defence Inuyasha was giving her and let that last comment slide. But seeing the conflict going on between them, decided it was time to leave.
"Come on Inuyasha lets go." Whispered Kagome, pulling on his arm. Inuyasha growled at Kouga one last time and started to walk off.
"Hey!" Kouga shouted to them, "Where the hell do you think you're going with my woman?"
"I'M NOT YOUR WOMAN!" Kagome shouted angrily. "I'M NOT ANYONES WOMAN SO GET LOST!"
"Then why are you going away with mutt face here if you're not anyone's woman?"
"Because I live in his apartment." Kagome said to him like he was a retard. "So obviously I'm gunna go with him because my car - - OH MY GOD MY CAR!! I TOTALLY FORGOT!" Kagome started to run to Inuyasha's bike, dragging the poor hanyou by his hair.
"Ow that hurts wench!" Inuyasha said angrily, trying to pull Kagome's hands off his hair.
"That doesn't matter right now we gotta get my car!" Kagome threw on her helmet and jumped on the bike. "HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY!!!!!!!!" Kagome practically pulled him on the bike, almost making them fall over.
"I'm going as fast as I can!" Inuyasha said irritably, starting up his bike. Kouga watched as the two drove off like they were in the worlds speedathon melee.
"Well now I know where she lives," Kouga smirked to himself. "Now I wonder if I still have mutt face's number. I'll keep calling her because I deserve to be her woman and she will say yes to me!"
All of a sudden a frisbee collided with Kouga's head. "What the-" Kouga looked around, rubbing his now bruised head. "Are we still playing or not?" One of his friends shouted to him.
"No I gotta go do something. See ya!" Kouga started to run off. "Oh and before I forget, HERE!" Kouga whipped the frisbee at his friend, almost knocking him out. "Don't EVER throw things at me again!" Kouga then ran off to get to his house.
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Kagome and Inuyasha went to a car dealership to find a way to get her car unlocked. One of the mechanics told her to come back in a couple of days and get her car then. Kagome told him where the car was located and soon after that left to go home.
When they both got inside the apartment and plopped lazily down onto the couch. Kagome had grabbed out her brush and started to comb out her long raven coloured mane. Inuyasha grumbled something about 'getting hair all over the place' and then fished around in between the cushions for the remote. After locating the device he began to flip through all of the channels. There wasn't much on, even with the cable extension. Only some kids shows, soap operas, a romance film, and a horror movie. Barney. Inuyasha got frustrated with the shows that were on so he grunted, turned off the TV, and threw the remote into some unknown area of the apartment.
Kagome got bored and went to her room.
For some reason the day was just dragging on. During this time Inuyasha finished a rubix cube 3 times, did 20 different puzzles which he found in the storage closet, played 50 games of solitaire, and read about 100 books. In all this time Kagome was in her room doing kami knows what. Inuyasha's curiosity finally got the better of him.
What the hell was that girl doing in there?
He got up and made his way to her room. During the long and dangerous walk he had to make his way around puzzle boxes, scattered card, empty food bags, and the stupid rubix cube which he had stubbed his toe on. He got angry and kicked it out the open window.
"Ow! What the hell was that? A rubix cube?! Oh my god it's the C.I.A coming to get me! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" shouts and screams from out side the apartment were heard. Inuyasha slowly closed the window and walked over to Kagome's room like nothing was wrong.
Inuyasha knocked on the hard wood door. No answer. Inuyasha called her name. No answer. Inuyasha put his ear against the door to see if he could hear what she was doing. He heard screeching, explosions, cheering, and voices?
What the hell was she doing in there??
Inuyasha turned the knob and pushed her door open silently; peeking a head in.
"What the . . . ??"
And there was Kagome, playing Soul Calibur II for Game Cube. Kagome, realizing he was there, motioned for him to join her while not taking her eyes off the screen. Inuyasha, who was slightly pissed for having nothing to do for the majority of the day, shrugged and plopped down beside her.
"Come, Inuyasha. Join us in our world of Nintendo entertainment systems!" Kagome looked at him with a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"Keh! Sounds fun!"
He picked up the controller and started to play a new game. Inuyasha was Link because he claimed he liked the sword and endless supply of bombs while Kagome was Talim. At first Inuyasha laughed at her for picking such a tiny, weak character. Little did he know, Talim could be quite deadly when used properly.
"ARG!!! STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!!!!" Inuyasha was getting very frustrated with Kagome. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH::GASP:: ::GASP::" Inuyasha then fell down dead.
"Inuyasha you're losing again." Kagome smirked and looked over to notice he wasn't moving. "Inuyasha? Inuyasha?" Kagome started to worry and shook him a little. "Inuyasha wake up. Aw come on this isn't funny."
Inuyasha then shot up really quickly and beat Kagome on the game while she was still distracted. "I WON!!! I ACTUALLY WON AGAINST THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST! SCORE!" Inuyasha threw the controller up in the air and then started doing a happy dance. Kagome came out of her state of shock and then turned to glare at Inuyasha. If only looks could kill . . .
"That wasn't fair!" Kagome said angrily and then stopped and smiled evilly. "Maybe I should just post this picture of you in a bunny costume all over the city!" Kagome then started waving the Inubunny picture around in the air, tapping her chin lightly while deciding on the city or the internet. The blood instantly drained from Inuyasha's face.
"Y-you wouldn't." Inuyasha stuttered reaching out a hand to the picture. Kagome snatched it back and shoved it back into her pocket.
"Maybe, maybe not. I guess we'll just have to wait and-" Kagome was cut off by the phone ringing. Kagome got up from the floor and went to answer the phone. Inuyasha took this time to beat her a couple more times when she wasn't looking.
"Moshi moshi?"
"Is this the Inuyasha residence?"
"Yea. Here I'll go get him for you."
"Oh no that won't be necessary. Are you Inuyasha's roommate?"
"Um, yea . . ."
"So this is Miss Kagome?"
"Yea . . . "
"Ah it is you! My woman I'm here! It's me! Kouga!"
Inuyasha looked up towards Kagome's pale face when he heard a gasp.
"How-how did you find me? Why should I be your woman? Why did you call me? Go away I'm leaving."
Kagome quickly slammed down the phone.
"Who was that?" Inuyasha asked even though he had a pretty good idea.
"It was-"
::RING RING::
"Kagome dear it's me!"
"Kouga leave me alone!"
::SLAM::
::RING RING::
"Kag I think we should get together sometime and-"
::SLAM::
::RING RING::
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Kagome was getting pretty freaked out now. She glanced over at Inuyasha and then gave him a very odd look. He was growling and was crouched down on the ground, looking ready to pounce. The phone rang again and Inuyasha sprang and attacked the phone.
"Kagome where are you? It's Kouga!"
"LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE YA WIMPY WOLF!"
Inuyasha then slammed down the phone and unplugged the line. He looked ready to kill and his hair was standing out on end. He didn't know what it was but something about that wolf made Inuyasha really irritated.
"Thanks . . . I guess." Kagome said, slightly stunned by what had just happened. Inuyasha frowned cutely and shuffled his feet on the ground, trying to hide the fact that he had done something nice to Kagome.
"It was just pissing me off, that's all." Inuyasha shrugged, not making eye contact with Kagome. She smiled warmly at him. Inuyasha looked up towards Kagome's kind, beautiful face. An unfamiliar warmth filled his cheeks. Inuyasha cursed under his breath and turned away from her. Shit, was he blushing??
Kagome giggled at his sudden shyness and was almost certine she's seen him blush which made her smile even bigger. All of a sudden Kagome felt a little vibration in her back pocket. Her smile fell off of her face and she paled again but reached into her pocket, pulling out the little cell phone. She accepted the call and slowly brought the phone up to her ear.
"M-moshi moshi?" Kagome answered her phone worriedly. What if it was that crazy Kouga guy again?
'Hey Kagome its me.' greeted a cheery voice on the other side of the line. Kagome let out her breath that she hadn't noticed she was holding.
"Sango. Thank goodness it's only you."
'Huh?'
"Oh, sorry. Never mind. So what's up?"
'Well I was just wondering if you wanna go to a pizza place and then the beach or something tonight. We can go by ourselves or we can bring a certain someone if you'd like.' Sango said in a teasing voice.
"Who?"
'Never mind. You really are an idiot aren't you?'
"Hey, I resent that! But I think we should bring Inuyasha because it wouldn't be fair to leave him here all by himself."
Inuyasha's ears twitched at the sound of his name.
Sango let out a small laugh. 'Sure we can bring him if you want. Tell him to bring a friend so then he won't be entirely lonely.'
"Hey, Inuyasha." Kagome called, putting her hand over her cell phone. "Do you wanna come out for pizza and then go to the beach? You can bring Miroku if you'd like."
"Feh." Was all Inuyasha said.
"Sango?" Kagome put the phone to her ears again. "He said he'll come. And he's bringing Miroku."
Sango groaned on the other side of the phone. 'Fine.........Should we meet at that pizza place we ate at when you first moved? What was it called again? Andrea's or something?'
"Yea I think so."
'Yea so anyways meet you there at say..........5 o'clockish?? So, gotta go! Bye'
The phone line went dead and Kagome turned off her cell and put it back in her pocket. "Ok Inuyasha? Phone Miroku and see if he wants to come ok? We're gunna leave at 5 o'clock, k?"
"Feh." Came Inuyasha's oh so very descriptive answer. He then got up to go phone Miroku. When he did call Miroku was ecstatic. Miroku was practically throwing a party on the other side of the line because he would be seeing the "oh so beautiful Sango". Inuyasha hung up on Miroku because he wouldn't give him straight answer and kept blabbering on about how Sango wanted Miroku to come with them.
"So is Miroku coming with us?" Kagome asked while plopping down onto her bed, bouncing slightly.
"I have no clue. He wouldn't shut up about how happy he was that Sango invited him along."
"So I take that as a yes." Kagome decided and smiled once more at Inuyasha and walked off to go get ready to go since it was already 4:30. Inuyasha cursed again when his heart warmed when she smiled.
Why the fuck did he have to have such a great roommate like her!
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Ok sorry to leave it here but I gotta go. I didn't wanna delay the update any longer so sorry. But in the next chapter there will be Miroku and Sango fluff. So that's about it. Oh yea and the reason I didn't update for a while was because I was at my friends cabin all weekend! It was fun!!!! But feel proud of me! During that time I drew all the stereo-typical things that are Canadian for Canada Day. Lol.
I still don't see why some ppl think we live in igloo's and have pet beavers and say "Eh" all the time or that we're all lumberjacks and our favourite thing to drink is beer and etc. I mean honestly! But, just for giggles I drew all of them in my picture! And even Inuyasha saying that he looks festive for Canada day with his white hair and red haori. It's really cute!
Inuyasha: No! It's not. . .
BilLee: Yes it is and you know it!
Inuyasha: no . . .
BilLee: Yes it IS!!! ::glare::
Inuyasha: What ever . . .
BilLee: Do you want to go back in the closet?!
Inuyasha: I was just kidding you're right, its funny! It's really funny! ::silence:: Can I burn it?
BilLee: ::glare:: Well we best get going. But please review! It makes me happy when you review. And when I'm happy I write faster. And when I write faster you get to read faster. And then we're all happy. So review please! ja!