Hello my fellow reading people. Sorry I haven't updated in . . . ::counts fingers:: forever. But I have some very good motives! NUMBER ONE! I've been watching and downloading every single Naruto episode ever made. I am in love. NUMBER TWO! I almost got in some serious sheet when my parents FOUND those 102 files stored up on my computer that I wasn't supposed to have. NUMBER THREE! I have recently discovered Ho yeah. Whats better than an online game where you're a STICK PERSON! NUMBER FOUR! I am a lazy bum. You can't disagree with logic like that.
And I'm gunna do something amazing!! I'm replying to a review! It was kinda written to me a long time ago. And I've never done this before. Lol. Here was the review:
From: Gina()
"She then dug way down deep and fumbled around until her hands grasped firmly on
a shirt"
"She then brushed out her raven coloured hair..."
"She then put on a pretty silver cross around her neck ..."
"She then turned and grinned at her mother."
"Her mom then shooed her off."
"Then Kagome started up her car..."
"...Sango put on her seatbelt and then held onto the car for dear life..."
"...and then almost running over a squirrel."
"Then Sango came up and blew in Kagomes ear."
"...but she then went to reach the button."
"Then Kagome saw the boy known as Hojo start to pick up a few boxes and carry
them down to the end of the hall."
"She then turned the handle and walking into her new home. "
"She then walked out of the kitchen and into the living room."
"She the stepped into her new, and very bare bedroom." (I'm sure you meant to
type "then")
"...and she then whirled around to Miroku who had on the most innocent face
anyone could ever imagine."
Well, I like the idea of your plot, but grammar wise you need to vary your
sentence structure. A lot. The form you used the most, and which stuck out the
most, was your use of "then" where it's not needed or just completely improper.
I don't know if you have a beta, but I think you may want to... invest in one.
My Reply: You wanna know what?? I agree with you completely. My writing criteria sucks. Wanna know why? Because this is the first story I've EVER written in my entire life except for one I had to do in Kindergarten about horses. Honest!
And a very interesting fact that I think EVERYBODY should know about is that I started writing this story before I had even watched the first episode of Inuyasha. I saw a commercial for it on TV, read about 3 fanfics, and then decided to write one of my own. And for some strange reason I just cannot write with this story. I hate it! All of the other ones I'm trying to work on have decent content at least. I think it was for this reason I deleted it the first time too. And also for the fact that I honestly don't know where I'm goin' with this. How do I end it?! HOW!!???!!
IF ANYBODY HAS ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO END THIS PLEASE TELL ME!!!! I don't like this fic at ALL but I'm only writing it because my deal loyal fans who review and tell me to update. But I promise you that once I get a better story up and get like a million plus more reviews then I will take this off. Now if you'll excuse me.
::turns to story and stabs::
Disclaimer: Look in earlier chapters.
:::::::::::::Chappy 7: Old ladies and the Beach::::::::::
"We're here," Inuyasha announced as they pulled into the parking lot of Andrea's Pizza Place. The parking lot was pretty much empty save for the few automobiles that was scattered around. As soon as Inuyasha and Kagome stepped out of the car a loud shriek followed by a painful sounding slap was heard from inside the restaurant.
"Miroku," Inuyasha and Kagome said in unison while rolling their eyes and walking into the restaurant. Sure enough Miroku was pouting in his seat across from Sango while massaging a fairly large handprint on his face. Sango was slowly ripping up her napkin while muttering obscene language under her breath.
"Really Sango. Was that really necessary??" Miroku asked innocently.
"Don't you dare use that innocent look on me, pervert!" Sango told him angrily.
"But darling-"
WHACK
"Was he at it again?" Inuyasha asked with an amused look on his face while sitting down his perverted friend. Sango nodded sullenly. A grin quickly placed her face as Kagome slid in the seat beside her. "You know Miroku, getting your ass whooped repeatedly by a girl isn't all that attractive. Not even the grandmas will let you have a go at them anymore."
Sango and Kagome tried muffling their laughs with their hands. Miroku stopped rubbing yet another injury from the napkin dispenser to throw a cold look at his so called 'friend'. Inuyasha replied by pointing somewhere behind him and Miroku immediately turned around with a grin erupting onto his face.
The waitress nervously coughed into her hand while taking a cautious step away. She took a pad of paper and a pen from her apron and got ready to write things down while flipping a lock of bright red hair out of the way. "O-okay so my name is Ayame and I shall be you're waitress, unfortunately, for the evening. What would you guys like to order?"
"OK we'll have a large pizza with everything on it, I'll have a coke. What do you guys want?"
"Sango. Oops. I mean…Coke"
"Coke"
"Pepsi"
"Aah! Traitor!"
"Yes really Inuyasha. Be cool and drink coke. Everybody else is doing it."
"Isn't this peer pressure?"
"Fine! Fine! I'll have a coke. Now shut up!"
"Ok then make that a large pizza with everything on it and four Cokes. I think I'll have a ceaser salad too please."
"Oh me too!"
"And me!"
"Sure I'll have one too."
"Ok so that's a large pizza with four cokes and four ceaser salads?" The waitress summarized.
"Oh actually can I have a Sherly Temple? I'm trying to cut down on Coke."
"Oh I love those things! Me too please"
"Sounds good!"
"Keh . . ."
"Actually I think I'll stick to coke."
"Yea, I think I should too."
"Yea you guys are right."
"Keh . . ."
"ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED?!" The Waitress interrupted. "Ok so everyone wants a large pizza with everything on it, a coke, and a ceaser salad! Ok, thank you for ordering, I'll go get your food, good bye!" The waitress promptly hurried off before they could change their minds again.
Inuyasha snickered as he watched the door close behind the waitress towards the kitchens. "I think she's pissed. Nice work Kagome." Kagome looked up innocently.
"What? I'm indecisive! I'm not so good at making up my mind!"
"Well I congratulate you anyways. I don't like her at all. Not after she punched me in the face for making fun of her beloved Kouga!" Inuyasha said mockingly in a high pitched voice with his hands clutched together and a fake dreamy expression on his face.
"What? That was really Ayame???" Miroku asked in surprise. "I haven't seen her since she got expelled in grade four for punching you in the nose! Wow….she sure has matured!"
Inuyasha grumbled and continued to chew on a toothpick, waiting impatiently for the food to come. Inuyasha still didn't like her and that was that.
About ten minutes later, Inuyasha was the first one to smell the food coming with his keen senses. Ayame came over and slammed the tray down onto the table. Miroku, Sango and Kagome said "thank-you" cheerfully as Inuyasha started to grab at the biggest slice of pizza. Kagome glared and elbowed him in the ribs. Hard.
"Ow! Bitch! What was that for?!" Inuyasha yelled in her face. Kagome seemed unfazed by his actions and told him in a deep dangerous voice to say 'thank-you' to Ayame for bringing the pizza. Inuyasha shifted uneasily under her gaze and then mumbled and almost inaudible thank-you.
Ayame, thinking this the most entertaining thing in the world, burst out laughing in his expense. "Seems like our little doggy friend is tied up on a leash. Oi! You girl!"
Kagome looked up. Ayame smiled at her and continued. "Make sure you push him around for me okay?"
"Um . . . okay . . ." Kagome replied a little uneasily. Ayame grinned and let out a small chuckle and walked away. Kagome grinned and turned to the pizza. "You know she wasn't all that bad Inuyash- HEY! Where'd all the pizza go?!"
Three guilty faces looked up at her, trying to pass off innocence.
"Well, uh, you see Ms. Kagome…." Miroku started, swallowing the last of his pizza down, carefully choosing his words. "We were all really hungry and we wouldn't want such a wonderful pizza such as this to get cold and wasted while you were talking to our dear old friend. But if you want we can-"
"We can NOT buy another pizza because you're all a bunch of lazy bums who's making me pay for your meals." Inuyasha finished haughtily. He was about to say something more when Kagome's eyes started to brim with tears.
"Do . . . do you really hate me that much Inuyasha?" Kagome looked up at him with big eyes, hiccupping softly. Inuyasha just looked at her and snorted.
"Like I would even dream about liking a pretty lil' wench like you." He crossed his arms and turned his head away with a smug grin on his face. He expected any minute now for her to explode and yell at him for being an insensitive jerk. What he wasn't expecting was for her to do was to squeal happily and hug him tightly.
"Wh-what do you thing you're doing?!" Inuyasha looked down at her like she was crazy, trying not to blush and failing miserably. She hummed a content note and smiled up at him.
"Inuyasha that was so sweet! I didn't know you thought I was pretty!"
"What?! No I didn't mean-"
"And you dream about me! That makes me feel so loved!"
Miroku and Sango were exchanging glances at each other, and then back to the scene presented in front of them. Miroku coughed and looked at Sango with pleading eyes.
"Why can't we be more like that?" Miroku asked cutely, almost making Sango wanting to be nice and agree with him, but she soon came back to her senses.
"Because you're a pervert and one day you'll get arrested for sexual harassment and I don't wanna be the one having to waste my money bailing out someone like you." Sango replied firmly.
"WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT!" Inuyasha stood up so fast away from Kagome who was nuzzling his shirt that he almost knocked the table over. "You're creeping me out!" He didn't like the tingling feeling when she was touching him like that. He didn't like it all. He didn't like it because it felt . . . well . . . good!
"Well if you insist." Kagome stood up and got ready to leave the table. "I try to be nice and this is how you repay me." She faked a sob and continued on dramatically. "I show my care for you, but all I get in return is cruel words and hurtful accusations."
"Accusations? What are you rambling on about?"
"There we go again! I just can't take this anymore!" Kagome sobbed rather loudly, drawing in stares from around the pizza place. "We're through Inuyasha!" Kagome then pulled off a cheap plastic ring off of her finger and threw it in his face, rushing out of the store quickly.
" . . . the hell?" Inuyasha stood there dumbfounded. That girl had watched way too many romance movies.
It was then that his keen ears picked up the low mummer of voices around him, taking pity on the "poor unfortunate girl" for having a "dirty half breed" as a lover. Inuyasha's patience was wearing thin. It completely disappeared the second he heard the low rumble of one of his favourite cars running outside.
His hands flew to his pocket in panic. When they found nothing, his panic turned quickly into rage. "That little BITCH!"
Miroku and Sango watched in mild amusement as their friend went storming though the door. They gave each other indifferent shrugs and headed a little mellower then their temperamental friend.
Miroku grinned and 'whoot'ed when he saw Inuyasha chasing Kagome around the parking lot, while Kagome was laughing and driving his car dangerously in and out of the other parked cars. Kagome spotted Miroku and Sango and gave a little beep of the horn and she sped on by, Inuyasha following close behind.
"Kagome you stop that car right now or I'll throw your fucking bed OUT the window and leave you to sleep on the sidewalk after I lock you out!!!" Inuyasha yelled angrily at her. He was almost out of breath as she slowed the car to a stop in front of Miroku and Sango who were having a jolly good time in watching the suffering of the moody hanyou.
"I call shotty!" Miroku cried as he darted over to the passenger seat in the car. Inuyasha caught him by the scruff of the neck and hoisted him into the back seat where Sango was sitting. "Oh! Why hello my dear Sango! How might you be on this fine day!" Miroku inquired, quickly getting over the fact that he was no longer sitting up front.
"Just peachy. . ." Sango replied lamely. Miroku couldn't help but notice a few things; Sango's pale face, the tension in her jaw, the rigged position of her body.
"Are you okay, my dear Sango? You look a little tense. Maybe I could give you a nice massage and then bath you-"
"Inuyasha you're not seriously letting Kagome drive are you?" Sango asked worriedly, completely ignoring Miroku's perverted offerings. Inuyasha snorted and got into the passenger seat.
"She was sneaky enough to steal my keys, I guess I can trust her with my car."
"Oh great Buddah we're all going to die!" Sango nearly passed out but decided against it. Maybe when no one was looking she could sneak out of the car and-
VROOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Without any warning at all, the car lurched forward instantly, careening down the street at 110 km/h and rising. Miroku and Sango were scared as hell. Backs pressed tightly against the seat, while she fisted a hand on top of Miroku's knee. He would have been much happier if he didn't feel like he was going to die.
For Inuyasha, speeds like 230 km/h wouldn't bother him like it was doing to the other two. But it was a whole different story when you've ran through 20 red lights in 15 seconds.
"Wench you better stop this car right now! AAAAHH!!! You almost ran my precious baby into a fire hydrant!!! Stay on the right side of the road! No no no! This is not a game of playing kick-the-garbage-can-with-Inuyasha's-car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How in the 7 hells did you get your license?!"
"Well I didn't really get my drivers license," Kagome said casually, swerving in and out of cars, "I've taken my drivers test 157 times but then eventually the driving instructors were too scared to accompany me on the test any more so they just gave me my license so then I wouldn't be able to run through their buildings again. They said that people can pay for their own houses but they don't want to pay for theirs anymore." Kagome just smiled at the horrified friends, not looking at the road.
Since her attention was else where, she didn't notice the old lady crossing the street. But all of the friends did.
"OH MY GOD! WATCH OUT FOR THE OLD LADY!!!!" They shouted in unison.
-Ba-dump-
-Ba-dump-
"What old lady?" Kagome asked nervously, slowing down a lot. Everyone looked back.
"Ewwwwwwww………."
"Shh! She'll never know!" Kagome whispered while sinking down into her seat a little suspiciously.
After about almost getting into five more car crashes, they arrived at the beach.
"Please remind me," Inuyasha said angrily, "To NEVER let you drive with me in the car again! Or take me shopping" Kagome just laughed nervously and got out of the car. Everyone else got out of the car too but their legs were a little wobbly from all of the "fun" they had on the trip here.
"I really need something cold right now." Sango said walking along side her friends, clutching her head with one hand and supporting herself with Miroku by the other.
"Yea," Miroku said, clearing up instantly. "Like ice cream!" Man that kid recovered fast.
"Ice cream!" Sango, Kagome, and Miroku turned to look at Inuyasha who squealed happily. He caught their curious expressions and picked an invisible piece of lint off casually.
"So I like ice cream. . . what's it to you?" Inuyasha glared and crossed his arms, walking away to go look for a place to get some ice cream. The rest just shook off what they just saw and followed Inuyasha who had stopped, nose turned up in the air to try and catch the scent of ice-cream in the air.
"I smell ice cream . . . thata way!" Inuyasha then ran off somewhere, leaving his friends behind.
"Has he always been like this with icecream?" Sango asked. Miroku sighed in pity and walked off to follow the dust trail that Inuyasha had left behind. Before they even got very far, Inuyasha reappeared with four chocolate ice-cream cones in hand.
Inuyasha started handing them out to everybody. "One for you! One for you! And two for me!" Inuyasha grinned happily at Kagome who was now pizzaless and ice-creamless.
"Hey what about me?" Whined Kagome, trying to jump up and grab the ice-cream that was being held way over top of Inuyasha's head.
"I dunno . . ." Inuyasha looked down and her and raised an eyebrow slyly. "You promise not to steal my stuff or ride my cars without permission ever again?"
Kagome bit the bottom of her lip in a dilemma. "Um . . . fine! I promise! I wan't ice-cream damnit!!"
Inuyasha chuckled and handed her the ice-cream, ruffling her hair a bit. Kagome happily ate her treat letting out an occasional 'hum' of delicious gratitude.
Then the four teens started to walk along the beach shore. The salty air filled their senses as the setting suns warm rays shown on them. During this walk Miroku groped Sango three times, got hit nine times (once by each person,) and got his ice cream stolen away by a seagull.
"You are weak man!" Inuyasha laughed at Miroku who was on his knees, looking in the palms of his hands. "Why do the seagulls always take away my ice cream?" Miroku looked like he was about to cry. "Damn you, vermins!!!" He glared and raised a fist at the flock of seagulls flying over head.
"Here you can have mine," Sango offered, making sure to look in the other direction while holding out her ice-cream towards him. "I don't really want it any more." Miroku looked up at her with a pathetic expression on his face, barely managing a 'thank-you' without bursting into tears of joy.
"Ah, the taste of Sango is all over this blessed ice cream cone." Miroku said licking every last inch of the ice cream, not forgetting to slobber and make a mess all over the place.
"That . . . is kind of disturbing!" Kagome took a step back from the crazed hentai.
All of a sudden Kagome heard her name being called somewhere from far off in the distance. Kagome turned around and gasped, all the colour drained from her face. Inuyasha then followed her gaze to see Kouga running towards them, arms out stretched and making kissing faces to Kagome.
"Never mind I take that back." Kagome started to back away, pointing an accusing finger at the wolf demon. "THAT is disturbing!"
"Kagome I love you! I will prove once and for all that I will become your woman -"
Inuyasha scrunched his face in confusion. "Kouga's a woman?!"
"Well that would make a lot of sense after that time he dressed up in that fuzzy skirt with that tail, claiming that he was a wolf demon. . ." Miroku mused and scratched his chin thoughtfully.
"- and I will rescue you from the evil clutches of mutt face!!"
Inuyasha growled and threw Kagome onto his back. Kagome "eep"ed and then without warning Inuyasha started leaping into the air, leaving Kouga behind in their wake.
Kouga then ran past Sango and Miroku and tried to keep on chasing Inuyasha and Kagome.
"Some how . . ." Sango said absently as she watched the odd scene, "I don't want to know . . ."
o
Kagome gasped as she went flying into the air on Inuyasha's back. The wind flew through her hair and every time Inuyasha took another leap into the air Kagome clutched his shoulders tighter.
"This is so………" Kagome started. Inuyasha rolled his eyes knowing that she would say something like 'scary' or 'frightening' or –
"Fun!" Kagome finished. Inuyasha was a bit taken back by her bravery but then landed in a nearby tree. He set Kagome down on one branch while he went to lay down on another. Inuyasha watched as she fumbled around, trying to lie down without falling but kept slipping. Inuyasha sighed and went up to her branch.
He then grabbed her and sat down with her on his lap and his back against the tree. Kagome fidgeted around uncomfortably for a second, before finding twisting around so her head rested on his shoulder and her feet tucked nicely over his lap.
She felt his muscles tense up underneath of his shirt. She quickly jabbed her finger into his side. "You suck."
"Thank you."
Both teens stopped as they heard shouts a screams from by standers as a blur rushed by, knocking the innocents over. He was still calling out for his 'dear Kagome.'
"It's only a matter of time before somebody takes him away." Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
Kagome giggled softly, "And there they come." Both teens watched in mild amusement as a few police officers quickly surrounded him, stating laws and rights as they pointed their guns threateningly in his direction.
The two in the tree adverted their gaze elsewhere.
"The sunsets really pretty today isn't it?" Kagome said, resting her head back on Inuyasha's chest.
"Um, yea. Really pretty." Inuyasha answered uncertainly. He took a couple of deep breaths to keep his nerves from racking up. He wasn't supposed to get so riled up around this girl. She was his friggen roommate not his lover!
'Because you looooooove her!'
'Oh shit, not you again!'
'Yes, it is I. The wonderful, powerful, oh-so-annoying voice in the back of your head.'
'Annoying is right!'
'Awww . . . so cruel. . .'
'Silence, fool.'
'Sheesh! Don't get all snippy on me! I'm not the one who's in love with the chick- oh…oh wait never mind. I am! Along with you of course.'
'I do not love her! Sure she may be cute, funny, and nice but she's still and annoying wench!'
'HA HA! You said she was cute and funny and nice!'
'Oh shut up! Who could like someone like her? She kicks me outta bed, her driving sucks, she dresses me up in bunny costumes and- Hey, are you even there??'
:::Silence:::
"Bastard. . ."
"Hm?" Kagome cocked her head to one side and looked at him funny.
"OH, um . . . nothing!" Inuyasha 'keh'd and turned his head away, hoping that she didn't see his blush. He did NOT just peek down her shirt. Nope.
o
"Would you like to sit down, Lady Sango?" Miroku motioned towards a nearby log that was facing the sunset.
"Sure, I don't think we're going to find those two anytime soon." Sango plopped herself down onto the log. Miroku came and sat down right beside her. She eyed him angrily while folding her arms over her chest. "And no funny business either."
Miroku sighed in dismay. "You make me seem like a pediphile."
"Another good excuse for the police." Sango sat, miffed, and then scooted away farther from Miroku. "Somebody ought to put you in jail someday."
"Ahh. I see." Miroku smiled at her and turned out to face the ocean.
Sango couldn't help but noticed a quick flash of sadness in his eyes. But it was gone so quickly she didn't even know if it was there. She could tell he thought she hated him.
Sango, feeling slightly guilty for her actions scootched back over to him. "I. . . I don't hate you, you know. . ."
Miroku looked back towards Sango in surprise. He certainly wasn't expecting that.
"It's just that you're so confusing. One second you're groping every girl in sight, and the next you're such a swee- er…. you're just not so. . .perverted like." Sango said uncomfortably. She never really was one for apologies. Then again she was never really one to talk to the opposite gender.
"Am I really that bad?" Miroku asked. Sango gave him a quizzical look. "What I mean is, am I really that much of a problem to the female population?" Sango bit her lip on that one. Miroku laughed. "Never mind, don't answer that!"
Trying her best not to run up and hug the boy for looking so adorably cute, Sang focused her gaze on a flock of seagulls flying over a hot dog stand. Miroku, on the other hand, was a little bit less predictable.
Sango tensed up as she felt a hand go around her shoulder. As soon as she confirmed that hand wasn't moving anywhere else, she returned the gesture in a friendly manner.
"You know what?" Sango spoke softly, eyes focused on the seaside before her. "You're actually a really nice guy when you aren't being a pervert."
Miroku gulped nervously. He just saw down her shit. Yup. There was no backing down now. The bomb had be sent.
Happily lowering his hands to rest right on her bust, he let out a very . . .very . . VERY happy grin.
Sango's eye started to twitch furiously.
"You – you- HENTAI!!!!"
o
Back in the tree, Inuyasha and Kagome continued to watch the sunset. The romantic scene was suddenly broken with some very loud shouts down somewhere in the beach.
"HENTAI!!!!!"
Inuyasha and Kagome then saw Miroku go flying through the air and into the ocean with a big 'splash.'
"I think we should head back." Kagome said, staring at the splashing figure in the ocean. Inuyasha let out a funny sound in the back of his throat, and then agreed. He then picked her up and leaped out of the tree and down to the beach where they saw Sango screaming at the drowning hentai in the water, picking up the occasional piece of log to throw at him while he dived out of the way just in time.
:::ten more throws and one very wet Miroku later:::
"I really didn't mean to!" Miroku said innocently to Sango who hit him every time he tried to talk to her. She just snorted in response.
"Could we please get going now!" Inuyasha said angrily. Miroku sighed dejectedly and got in the car.
Kagome, noticing that no one had yet occupied the drivers seat. Looking up happily Kagome clasped her hands together in happyness. "Can I drive??"
"NO!" Everyone shouted at once. Kagome grumbled and got into the back of the car with her still fairly pissed off friend, Sango.
They started up the car and drove everyone safely back home, avoiding any and all old ladies.
Now if they could only convince the police that old woman was suicidal and jumped in front of THEM.
::::::End Chapter 7:::::::
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