Closer-Than-Fate: Good Lord! People all around me are singing 'Rubber Ducky You're the One'! Starts to hum along Great, now it's stuck in my head . . . .
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InuYasha with her pink bra on his head, ears sticking out on either side. She was mortified, what in the seven hells was he doing?!
"InuYasha!" she screamed quietly (yes, it is possible! It's like tripping up the stairs!). InuYasha about jumped out of his skin and quickly hid the bra . . . in his shirt. What else could he do to do to embarrass her? Kagome's question was answered a few seconds later. InuYasha tried to stand up and hit his head on the open drawer, knocking it out of the dresser. As if that wasn't enough when the drawer came down InuYasha tried to catch it and ended up flipping it over, spilling her underwear all over him. A pair of panties (I couldn't think of a better thing to call them) was even hanging from his ear! The drawer was about to hit the floor so Kagome threw herself out of bed to catch it and ended up holding the drawer with her head in his lap. (Mind you, this all happened very fast) The two looked at each other in shock. Both ended up sitting there for at least 3 minutes, just staring at each other. InuYasha was the first to move, slid out from under Kagome's head and kept walking backwards. Kagome opened her mouth to say something but the words stuck in her throat. InuYasha hit the windowsill and fell backwards out of it, Kagome's underwear still on him. She got up and looked out of the window, InuYasha was gone but the slight indent he left in the ground was there, along with a few pairs of underwear. As fast as she could, Kagome ran outside, brought in her unmentionables and hid under the covers. She was beat red.
InuYasha jumped out of the well in the feudal era. His face was beat red. He had realized what the strange multicolored things were when Kagome woke up. A little too late to do anything. He jumped up into a tree outside kaede's and fell asleep. However, something was making it hard to sleep. (Any guesses? Any at all? . . Ok, I'll shut up now . . .)
When InuYasha woke up he heard voices. Slowly he opened his eyes to see Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kagome all happily talking to one another. Quickly he turned his head away to hide the bushing from what happened the previous night. He could hear Kagome saying something to the others but her voice was so quiet that InuYasha couldn't understand what she was saying. The others laughed a moment later; he also distinctly heard his name said by Sango. Could it be that Kagome said something about what had happened? That had to be it, he decided, what else would they be laughing about? He jumped down from the tree and landed by the others. Something was still bothering him but he was unable to figure out what was.
"Kagome! Did you just tell them?!" he said, acting angry once again. Everyone stopped their talking and gawked at him.
"Wha?" she said, sounding confused an embarrassed.
"I said; did you just tell them? About last night?" InuYasha repeated, glaring at her (wow, I didn't think he could be so thick.). Kagome's reaction startled everyone, excluding Sango that is. She slapped him, right there and then, slapped him. When he came out of his daze, InuYasha saw Kagome running down the path to the well. Sango was nodding and smiling while Miroku was just laughing. Shippo had left for Kaede's hut before the conversation had continued any. Unfortunately InuYasha found out what had been bugging him all that night and that morning. He reached into his shirt and brought out . . . Kagome's bra, yes, the same one from the underwear incident. Of course, Kagome just happened to turn around after he pulled it out and screamed. Miroku was staring at it intently and Sango had closed her eyes. InuYasha was frozen to the spot, frozen both from fear and embarrassment. (God, have any of you had that sort of day when everything embarrassing that could happen does?) Kagome raced away, eyes full of tears of embarrassment and anger. When Kagome was out of sight InuYasha finally moved, he walked over to the sacred tree and dug a hole. When he completed the hole, he tossed Kagome's bra in it and put the dirt back and then sat on it. No one could figure out why but he just sat there, staring off into space. Sango walked off and Miroku did too, but in a different direction. Everyone seemed a bit out of the sort.
Kagome had stopped running and sat down on a log a little ways away from the village. Nothing could have been so embarrassing. 'What was InuYasha thinking?' she wondered. Just after she said that something rustled in the bushes. Kagome ignored it figuring it was a rabbit or something because she couldn't sense anything dangerous. Someone stepped out from the bushes where she heard the rustling. "Wha. .Ahh!" screamed Kagome, jerking backwards and falling off of the log. She opened her mouth again to scream for InuYasha but she fell unconscious just as she did so.
Sango kept walking down an old path leading away from the village. Poor Kagome, she must be so embarrassed thought Sango. Kirara was walking happily alongside her, mewing as she bounced along. The sun was warm on her back and the sky was as cloudless as you could be. Kirara stopped her happy mewing and replaced it with a growl, transforming into her larger form. Sango sensed something, it was moving quickly towards her. Now it was behind her! She whipped around and gasped and was hit unconscious, falling backwards limply. Kirara growled loudly and jumped at the attacker . . . .
InuYasha heard Kagome scream and ran as fast as he could to her. He smelled blood, and lots of it . . .
Meanwhile Miroku was flirting with some girls in the village when he sensed a dark presence near by. Something sinister was coming, he just knew it.
CloserThanFate: ok, to answer a few questions that you might be thinking. Yes, InuYasha is a dunce. No, I don't know yet if someone is going to die or has died. Yes, Sesshoumaru IS going to be in this. Yes, the next chapter will hopefully be much longer. And yes, there will be fluff later on. Now review before I decide to take this story off of the Internet!
