What am I doing Here!

By: Ookami no Anubis and Dark Faerie

AN: We got a total of no reviews. (sniffle) But we shall persevere! The funny comes in now.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything that someone else thought up.

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"Huh? What happened? Where am I?" Ryo asked aloud as he rubbed his throbbing head got a good look at his new surroundings. He heard some other groans and looked in the direction they came from groggily. They were his friends, but... what were they wearing! "What the... You guys look like Soul Caliber characters!" he exclaimed as he got a good look at what they were wearing.

"Damn Ryo, could you be any louder? Ugh, my head is killing me," Honda said with a groan. He shot a glance at the others. "What the hell are you wearing?!" He looked at himself, "What the hell am I wearing?!" He looked towards Yugi and... his clone! "Who cloned Yugi?!"

Three of the teens blinked their eyes as they sat up and noticed the extra Yugi. "Yami! Wake up! You have your own body!" Yugi shouted as he shook Yami into consciousness.

"Huh, what?" The groggy former pharaoh said. "Are you serious?!" He shouted as he realized what Yugi had been saying. He jumped into full consciousness and starting jumping and dancing around the are to the tune of "I've got a body, I'VE GOT A BODY!" This continued on for a while until he noticed his clothing. "Sweet Ra, I'm half-naked!" He covered his exposed chest. "Don't look at me! I'm not decent!

"You know, you would have worn a lot less in Egypt," Yugi commented as he watched his yami's actions.

"I know, but I don't have the memories so I don't care! I'm not decent!" Yami retorted with a glare at his hikari. Tea began to drool.

Jou snickered, "Yug', man, you look stupid." Yugi wore a green tunic, white leggings and shirt, along with brown boots and a weird hat.

"Oh yeah?" Yugi retorted, "Look at yourself!"

Jou looked at himself, "What the..." He was waring a half-orange, half-white shirt that only covered his upper chest. His pants were white and he had some kind of armor around his waist. "I look like a gay martial artist," he whined. Everyone could barely contain their laughter, but Honda burst out first and caught Jou's wrath. "You think this is funny? Huh? Huh? Well look at yourself!"

Poor Honda was stuck with a white and gold vest that showed his chest along with white pants and a purple sash and boots. "Dammit, why me? Why purple? I hate my fricking life," Honda said as he walked off, muttering about how someone had it out for him.

"So, how do I look?" Tea asked.

"Like an idiot," Jou replied bluntly.

"It can't be all that bad," she said, as she looked herself over. White and purple dominated the Chinese style top and pants. White part sleeves covered part of her upper arms and the entirety of her lower arms. She wore purple Chinese shoes and a tiara in her hair. "Hmm, not bad," she said as she walked off.

Yugi stared after Tea. "Yugi, Yugi, hello, earth to Yugi!" Yami shouted.

"Huh, what? Oh, hi Yami. I still think that outfit looks weird," Yugi told him.

"You don't say," Yami said moodily as he shifted self-consciously Yami wore brown pants and boots. The only thing covering his torso was a short sleeved, long coat that was open in the front.

"Hmm, you know, all of these outfits are on characters from Soul Caliber. Yugi is Link, Yami is Kilik, Honda is Maxi, Jou is Yunsung, and Tea is Xianghua. It appears that I am Nightmare," said Ryo. Silver armor covered his bare chest and green pants. Long metal greives encased his legs.

"Isn't that uncomfortable?" asked Yugi as he regarded the armor.

"Yes, and it's heavy. Not to mention this chaffes like hell," Ryo replied sullenly as he rolled his shoulders. "I hate this. First Bakura, now this? I'm having the week from hell. But, never mind. I wonder what this is about. Maybe-"

"Hey! Look at what I found!" Jou shouted. They headed for him, each wondering what the heck had him so excited. "Look guys!" he said, pointing at what was at his feet. "Weapons!"

"Jou, you're starting to sound like Bakura, Ryo told him as he regarded the weapons.

"I resent that!" Jou said loudly (as usual). Ryo ignored him.

"Well, who do these belong to?" Tea asked.

"Us," Ryo replied shortly.

"Who gets what, or does it matter?" Honda asked as he reached for a long rod.

"It appears we are the characters, so we get the character's weapons. Honda, take the nunchaks; Yami, the rod is yours: Jou the long sword with the broad tip is yours: Tea, take the thin sword; and Yugi gets the rest: except for the sword with the eye," Ryo said as he lifted his sword.

Everyone grabbed their weapons, well, except Tea. "Do I have to? I hate weapons, weapons are wrong. Everyone should be friends," she said as she frowned at the sword.

"Shut up and pick up the damned sword!" Ryo snapped at her. Tea yelped and rushed to obey. The boys stared at him, wondering if Bakura had taken control, but no, it was just Ryo. And that was what was so strange about it.

"Man, Ryo. What's with the attitude?" Jou asked as he stared at the white-haired boy.

Ryo ignored him and walked off. Yugi and Yami exchanged glances before running after their friend. They caught up with him as he stared off into the horizon a distance away from the others. "Ryo, are you feeling okay? Is something wrong?" Yugi asked with concern lacing his voice.

"Nothing! I'm fine! Just leave me the hell alone!" Ryo yelled as he ran off to somewhere more private.

Yugi and Yami were left to wonder what was wrong with their friend.

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An: I know Ryo is OOC, but it figures in later. So please R&R!