What am I doing Here!

Chapter Three: Where the Hell are we Now?

Disclaimer: No! I don't want to! Evil lawyers : You must... Ookami: I don't own anything... Aw man they did it again!

An: Yay! We got reviews! Happy day! I wasn't planning on typing today, but my reviewers want it, so it shall be! Review responses at the bottom! All of the dialogue was written by Dark Faerie and credit for the he-she part belongs to a friend. It is based off of an argument we had in PE one day. Don't worry, you'll see what I mean. On to the fic!

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"Como, hey what the-" Kilik said as he suddenly appeared in a strange- whatever it was. "Where on earth am I?"

A girl walked into him. "Huh?... Kilik, what are you doing here?" She asked as she recognized him.

"That's what I'd like to know. What about you?" He asked as he looked around.

She sighed. "Ditto. So what do you propose we do now?"

He shrugged, "Guess we start walking."

"Kay. Not like we have anything better to do." She said as both started wandering around. "So how did you get here?" She asked after they had walked for a few minutes in silence.

Kilik shrugged, "I don't know. All I know is that one minute, I'm against some samurai that wouldn't let me pass through the gate. Next minute, I'm here. What were you doing before you were transported here?" he asked.

"Me? Oh, I was just walking towards Mizar, and now I'm here," she replied with a shrug that mimicked Kilik's.

Kilik either didn't notice or didn't care. "Mizar, huh? I left that place two months ago. Before I ended up here, I was in Antares," he replied as he soaked in the surroundings.

Xianghua shot him an envious look, "Ugh, the reason why I'm so behind is because..." She was cut off as someone appeared right in front of her. He was in the middle of a kick when he was transported, so he ended up kicking the nearby brick wall. And kicking a brick wall hurts.

"Ooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck?!" he yelled as his foot impacted into the rather unyielding brick.

Meanwhile at Kaiba Corp

Seto and Mokuba were dealing with a problem caused by yet another idiot when a shout was heard. "Ooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck?!" Kaiba's hands snapped over his brother's ears. "Mokuba, you are never to use that language or you will be grounded for a month, understand?" the elder Kaiba told him. Mokuba nodded. Kaiba proceeded to use some language that Mokuba would get grounded for a year if he used.

And Now Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Fic!

Xianghua ran over to the strange man who was nursing his injured leg. "What happened?" she asked.

He tried to stand and grimaced as he gained his balance and stood. He brushed his clothes off. "I was fighting some barely clothed bitch and I was about to kick the living crap out of her, too. All of a sudden, I find myself kicking a brick wall. Really hard. Ouch!" The other two stared at him for a moment. He was a strange one with a lot of bad language.

Kilik shook off his amazement quickly. "That sounds a lot like what happened to me. Except for the whole kicking-the-wall part." He told the stranger.

The newcomer looked around, obviously trying to recognize something, but he shook his head after a few seconds. "I'm guessing you are as lost as I am?" He asked.

"Let's see, if by lost, you mean having no idea where you are, why you're here, or how on earth you got here, then yeah, consider us lost. By the way, my name's Xianghua; this is Kilik." She told him without missing a beat.

He was quiet for a moment before replying, "Yunsung. So... what now?" he asked as he gazed around, lost both mentally and physically.

"Should we keep walking?" Kilik asked.

"Whatever," Xianghua and Yunsung said at the same time. "Jinx! You owe me a drink!" Xianghua shouted as she clapped at her good fortune.

"D'oh!" Yunsung shouted at his misfortune. (AN: Homer Simpson alert!) But as the three are about to turn around and walk, they hear a small explosion that was capable of shaking the ground. Being the warriors that they are, Xianghua, Kilik, and Yunsung ran towards the sound of the explosion.

"So tell me. Does this happen to you often?" Kilik asked as looked around for the source of the explosion.

Yunsung shrugged as he glanced around nervously. "Not this exact scenario, but sure. I live for this kind of excitement. Story of my life."

"Mine too," Kilik replied.

"Me three!" Xianghua added happily.

As they reached their destination at the far end of the alley, they saw a boyish-looking figure who had his back turned to them. He was garbed in mostly green and white, except for his brown gloves with the fingers cut out of them. His boots were brown as well. He was wearing a strange, droopy green hat and...

"Are those his ears sticking out so far?" Xianghua whispered to the boys as they stared at the strange person.

"I think so... Yeah, 'cause those blue things must be his earrings," Kilik replied, not moving his eyes from the boy. Yunsung snickered. Both Xianghua and Kilik tore their eyes away from the boy to stare at Yunsung.

"What?" Yunsung asked after the staring had gone on for more than a few seconds.

"What's so funny?" Xianghua asked him.

"Oh, nothing. Just the fact that he's a he-she!" Yunsung declared with a laugh.

"He is not a he-she! And keep quiet, he'll hear you!" Xianghua said as she jumped to the stranger's defense.

"Well, he didn't! He hasn't turned his back at all! And what are we trying to do? Jump him?!" Yunsung asked accusingly. Which was true. The young boy hadn't acknowledged their presence at all! He was just standing there. Though, for some reason, he seemed nervous. His body was shaking like crazy!

"OK, I'll just go talk to the guy. See if he knows anything about what happened. He's not dressed like all the people that we've seen in this world. Maybe, the same thing happened to him as it did to us!" She said.

"You're right. He just might be able to give us a clue" Kilik agreed.

"Ok then, I'll give it a try!" She said while blushing. So Xianghua went to ask the young man some questions that might shed some light on the situation. "Um, excuse me, I don't mean to bother you, but..." she started out saying.

To Xianghua's surprise, when she tapped his shoulder, he jumped up and screamed in horror! "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" He ran back and drew out a medium sized sword with a strange marking on it, as well as a large shield, which also had odd markings on it which the young Chinese woman had never seen before in all her days of being in the military.

"Whoa! I didn't mean to scare you! I just wanted to ask you some questions!" she told him as she tried to calm him down. When the attacker was able to get a good look at the woman, he stopped, let out a sigh of relief, and lowered his weapons. "Whew! So you're a warrior too, huh?" she said and relaxed. But the blond-haired, blue-eyed young warrior said nothing. Only tilted his head and raised an eyebrow. Which only made Xianghua more frustrated. So she waved her hand to see if he was still awake. "Hello, is anybody home? I asked you a questioned!"

After she said all that, all he did was blink twice. After that.... "Eeaaa?" When he said... whatever that was, Xianghua's only response was to blink twice bewilderedly!

"Great." mutter "Do... You... Speak... English?" She asked slowly.

All he said was "Xwatvei?"

She sighed, "I'll take that as a no,"

Yunsung piped up, "Well? What's going on?" Xianghua hadn't noticed them come up.

"He can't speak English. Just some strange tongue-y language," she replied.

"Aww man! You've go to be kidding!" Yunsung said.

"Listen, I kid about a lot of stuff. But I don't kid about stuff like this." She snapped back.

Kilik laughed, "Ha ha! Yes you do!"

"Look, the point is I'm not kidding this time!" she fumed.

"Damn it! We're lost, tired, and now we've got this freaky, tongue-talking he-she on our backs!" Yunsung yelled.

"He's not a he-she! And he's not freaky either!" Xianghua retorted as she put her hands on the boy's shoulders. A blush appeared on his face.

Yunsung kept up his momentum, "Yes he is! Just look at him! He has long freaky ears with earrings in them, and, I mean come on, look at his face and tell me the blush, guy's not a he-she! That is, if that is even a guy!" After his rant, Yunsung and Xianghua argued about the he-she thing for about five minutes. Kilik sweatdropped as he watched them go on and on and on... The boy just raised an eyebrow, wondering what the hell was going on.

Xianghua finally stopped the argument. "Look, we should at least introduce ourselves. I think he may need someone to guide him while he has this...um...disability."

Kilik nodded before stopping suddenly, "Good idea. One problem- how are we going to guide him anywhere if we can't even understand each other?" He was right, that would be a problem.

"Well, we can at least try, right?" She replied without a moment's hesitation.

"Hey! Don't I get a say in this!?" Yunsung asked, angry at being left out.

Xianghua hit upon a solution rapidly. "...... Okay, all in favor of taking this guy with us while we walk around and try to figure this out, raise your hand!" Kilik and Xianghua raised their hands.

"Dammit!" Yunsung said with some mutters that the others couldn't hear.

"All right then... sigh ... Greetings, I am Xianghua. This is Kilik and Yusung,"she said as she to him. The boy still didn't get it. Xianghua then tried pointing to each as she said their name, ".... Xianghua.... Kilik.... Yunsung." This got a reaction.

The boy pointed to each as he said their name. "...Xianghua... Kilik...Yunsung!" Then he pointed to himself, "Link!"

"Link? Is that your name? Ha ha! Well then now that we've all been acquainted, lets get started with this little journey!" Xianghua stated happily.

"Yeah! I mean, we're all here already, we may as well see what this strange place has to offer!" Kilik said, catching Xianghua's enthusiasm. With that Xianghua took Link's hand and the four warriors started a new journey, not knowing their destination or their purpose in that place.

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