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Chapter 8
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata and Fiona were carrying Lyn on their backs, since they thought it would take too long too take him back to heaven, they decided to take him to their place and revive him there, they finally got back to the temple, they went to the tea room and simply threw Lyn's body on the floor.
"I told you it wasn't a good idea!" Fiona whined.
"Really, I thought you were having fun playing with your boyfriends mind!" Anata laughed.
Fiona blushed at her sister's comment.
"Hey girls, back so soon?" Urd said as she entered the tea room.
"AHH, auntie Urd, what are you doing here?!" Fiona said surprised.
"Oh me, I just decided to stay here and wait for you two to return, Your parents are out know, besides you think I'm just going to let a couple Teenage goddesses alone, I was young once you know." Urd said as she sat down at the table.
"Oh come on auntie Urd, give me and Fiona a little credit, I mean It's not like we're sex crazed maniacs or anything!" Anata said nervously.
"Hm, I suppose, However." Urd stopped and took a look at Lyn. "It seems poor Lyn tells me a different story." Urd said slyly.
"Oh come one auntie, we were just playing around with Lyn, you know like you did with out dad." Anata said nervously.
"mm, you've got a point there Anata dear, but you know it's a shame your mother wouldn't let me punish you!" Urd said sensually.
"Oh, uh, really!" Anata said as she and Fiona started to embrace each other, frightened of their insane aunt.
"Why yes, I would make is seem more like pleasure then punishment." Urd said as she loomed over her nieces. "For starters I'd lake you two into my room, take your cloths off with my teeth, tie you to my bed and tickle you until morning." Urd said.
"Well, uh, that sounds sort of like incest auntie Urd." Fiona said, trying to hide the fact that she was now sweating because of Urd's vivid description of her punishment.
"And wouldn't just be your bellies or your ribs I'd be tickling other sensitive areas like you necks, your feet and your thighs." Urd trailed off.
"And maybe I'd invite a few friends over, and perhaps see if mom would like to join in, and maybe use a few feathers, oh and of course there's always the possibility of covering you in honey." Urd continued.
"Auntie Urd!!" Fiona yelled.
"And of course I wouldn't need to worry about complaints about the noise since my room is sound proof." Urd said.
Anata and Fiona started to pale.
"And considering how soft your skin is, I'm sure that my fingers could use some practice on a female body." Urd trailed.
"AUNTIE URD!!!!!!!" Fiona and Anata screamed in unison.
"Oh sorry if I scared you girls, My mind some times wanders, anyways I think I better go out, Mara said she's finally got some time off, so we're bar hoping, well you two behave or you know what will happen!" Urd threatened.
The two goddesses nodded their heads nervously.
"Well take care of Lyn while I'm gone." Urd said as she examined Lyn. "Hum, that's weird, there seems to be more blood here?" Urd said as she examined Lyn's face.
Later on, Urd had left the temple, Fiona and Anata let out a sight of relief, then Lyn slowly got up off the floor and wiped the blood off his face.
"Wow, Raziel really wasn't kidding when he said his mom was a major hentai." Lyn said.
"Lyn, you were awake?!" Fiona asked.
"Yeah, I woke up when dropped on the floor." Lyn said.
"Oh, sorry about that." Fiona apologized.
"Now that was really creepy." Anata shivered.
"Well, isn't Urd in you universe a hentai too?" Fiona asked.
"Well yeah, but she wasn't this perverted!" Anata exclaimed.
"Well normally she doesn't do anything this perverted unless she wants to tease Raziel, but I suppose now that he's gone, auntie Urd needs to tease someone else!" Fiona groaned.
"If Raziel has to deal with this sort of stuff twenty-four seven, oh how I pity my bear brother." Anata said melodramatically.
"If you think that's bad then you don't want to be in his place when his grandmother gangs up on him!" Fiona said.
Anata then thought of what it would be like being a young teenage boy being cornered by Hild and Urd, she shivered.
Meanwhile, in a bar across town, Urd as meeting an old friend.
"Mara!" Urd said happily as she hugged Mara.
"Urd!" Mara said happily as she returned Urd's hug.
They sat down on the bar stools and ordered a couple of drinks.
"Well, it's been a while hasn't it?" Mara asked.
"Yeah it has." Urd said as she drank from her mug.
"Why don't we see each other more often?" Mara asked as she took a sip.
"Well apart form the obvious reasons I guess now that I'm a mom I have to spend time with my kid." Urd said.
"Mm hm. But now that he's out of the way, we can hit the town again, just like old times!" Mara exclaimed as she slapped Urd on the back.
"Yeah, I guess being childless is a little refreshing." Urd sighed. "So how'd you get time off anyway, I thought with your new position my mom would be riding your ass?" Urd asked.
"Yeah, well, funny story, it seems the real reason Hild-sama wanted me there was so I could tabs one your kid." Mara said as she took another sip.
Why am I not surprised!" Urd groaned.
"On that note I have some good news and some bad news." Mara said.
"Really, what's the good news?" Urd asked.
"The good news is I'm no longer on that stupid engineering committee." Mara said.
"Well good for you!" Urd said.
"The bad news is no Hild-sama has me working as a teacher at that stupid nes school, now I have to spend my day baby sitting those brats!!" Mara whined.
"Aw, poor little Mara-chan, so what you teaching anyway?" Urd asked.
"Marketing!" Mara whined.
"Heh, suits you." Urd said as she took another sip.
"I don't know why Hild-sama makes me teach that stupid course for those stupid kids, she knows that I suck at public relations, and I can't handle those stupid kids!" Mara whined.
"I suppose my mom just has it in for you, and hey buck up there, personally I'd think you'd make a great mom." Urd said.
"Are you drunk already?" Mara asked.
"I'm serious; sure you act all tough and angry, but deep down you this soft nurturing side." Urd said.
"Hmm, I wouldn't know about that, personally I think best I could a kid is not to have one." Mara said as she took another sip.
"Hm, I guess we'll never know." Urd said.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)------
Raziel, Kou and Matagu were walking out of the arcade, they gotten their butts kicked by the other team, mainly because Matagu didn't cover their flank since he was rambling on about the fact that he couldn't get over his mother being in the game.
"I'm sorry." Matagu apologized.
"Hey it's no big deal; my mom gets to me all the time, this one time she actually got my aunt Megumi to ask me to forgive me after we got into this big fight." Raziel said.
"Wow, sounds like your family is just about as screwed up as mine." Matagu said.
"Hey guys!!" Yu yelled.
"Oh no, not her again!" Raziel groaned.
"Hey there guys, how's it going?" Yu asked as she walked up to the boys.
"Oh, hi Yu, we were just about to head home, would you like to come with us?" Matagu asked.
"Sure, I've been meaning to have a talk with Raziel." Yu said as she wrapped her arms around Raziel's arm.
"Uh you know what, I'd love to go home with you but I can't, you see I sort of need to go to talk with my grandparents." Raziel said.
"Since when?!" Yu asked disappointedly.
"Oh, uh, well it's just that my grandparents really want to meet me, since I'm going to be here for a while." Raziel said, well it was sort of true, after all, Hild and Kami were interested about Raziel, and he might as well go check up on how Yggdrasil was doing with his current problem.
"Oh alright, I suppose your family should come first." Yu sighed.
Later on, Raziel had left the group, Yu walked with Matagu and Kou.
"Uh, Kou, can I ask you something?" Yu asked.
"Oh, of course, what is it?" Kou replied.
"Well, I was wondering if you could tell me about Raziel?" Yu asked.
"Well I was just curious, what exactly id his relationship with Anata's family?" Yu asked.
"Well, Raziel is Anata's cousin, from Urd's side of that family, you see Urd is the half sister of Anata's mother, and Raziel comes from that side of Anata's family, he is one of Urd's nephews, and therefore he is Anata's cousin." Kou explained.
"Hmm, okay I get that, but where did Anata go exactly?" Yu asked.
"Oh, well I'm sure she simply left to meet the rest of the family on Urd's side, like Raziel is doing right now." Kou said.
"Heh, sort of like an family member exchange program." Yu said.
"Yes, sort of like that." Kou said.
It wasn't exactly the truth, but it wasn't exactly a lie either.
Later on, Raziel had gotten up to Yggdrasil; he went up to the front desk.
"Uh, hi there." Razielsaid to the reception goddess.
"How may I help you?" the goddess asked.
"Uh, well, I'm sort of the guest from that other universe, you probably heard of me." Raziel said.
"Oh yes, the god from the other universe, how can I help you?" The goddess asked.
"Well I was wondering if I could talk to Peorth?" Raziel asked.
"I'm sorry, but lady Peorth is currently busy." The goddess said.
"You're kidding, right, this is Peorth we're talking about here, how busy could she possibly be?" Raziel asked.
"Well, uh, good point, I guess you could go see her." The goddess said.
Peorth was officially bored out of her skull; she had to spend her whole day making sure that there was power going to help the research department find a way to send Urd's new son back home. -----(FLASHBACK)-----
"Remember Peorth, I want you to personally make sure my grandson gets back home." Kami said.
"Yes my lord." Peorth said as she bowed respectfully.
"That's right Peorth-chan; make sure my grandson is safe and sound." Hild said as she appeared behind Peorth.
"AHH, what're you doing here?!!" Peorth yelled.
"Oh, I'm just here to see my dear Kami!" Hild said happily.
"What, oh, ick, I can't believe it, you two are at it again, eew!!" Peorth yelled as she ran out of Kami's office.
-----(FLASHBACK ENDS)-----
Peorth still had shivers running down her spine.
"Uh, Peorth-sama, I'm still detecting a demonic presence in Kami-sama's chambers, should I send a security team to investigate?" Ex asked.
"Oh don't bother; I already know what's going on there!" Peorth groaned. 'I can't believe they're still going at it!' Peorth thought.
"Uh, excuse me, Peorth?" Raziel said.
"Huh, who're you?" Peorth asked Raziel, who was now floating next to her.
"I'm the god from another dimension, you know, Urd's son." Raziel said.
"Ohh, you're the reason I have spend my day in the command center making sure you get back home, well nice to finally meet you!!" Peorth said sarcastically.
"Uh, nice to meet you too." Raziel said nervously. 'Alright, she might not be the same Peorth but at least I get to make miserable.' Raziel thought happily.
"So what do you want?!" Peorth asked.
"Oh, I was just wondering how things were going?" Raziel asked.
"Lousy!" Peorth replied.
"Okay, by the way I was wondering if maybe I could see my grandparents?" Raziel asked.
"Huh?" Peorth replied.
"Well it's just that I was hoping to meet them, you know, to thank them for helping me." Raziel said.
Peorth suddenly had an evil, and it showed as an evil creased her lips.
"Of course you can sweetie; in fact both your grandparents are in your grandfather's chambers right now." Peorth said sweetly.
"Okay, thanks." Raziel said, uncertain whether he should trust Peorth.
"Oh, by the way, I've been meaning to ask you, you're Urd's son, right?" Peorth asked.
"Yeah." Raziel replied.
"The idea that Urd would be a mother is sort of disturbing, just out of curiosity who's your father, knowing Urd, she probably got drunk and did it with some stranger and then woke up alone in her bed alone and pregnant!" Peorth laughed.
"Well that's sort of close but actually she didn't wake alone, and she didn't do it with some stranger!" Raziel said.
"Oh really, then who was the father?" Peorth asked.
"Keiichi Morisato." Raziel said simply.
Peorth's jaw dropped.
"Uh, say just out of curiosity, have I ever made it with your father in your dimension?" Peorth asked.
"Not really, no." Raziel said.
'I don't believe it, even Urd gets him before I do, there is no justice!' Peorth whined.
Meanwhile in Kami's chambers, Peorth's fears were justified, as Kami and Hild enjoyed each other's company.
"Kami-chan, I was just thinking, do you remember what Belldandy told us?" Hild asked as she was rocked embraced her lover.
"About what?" Kami asked as he returned her embrace.
"You know, about what happened to Anata-chan and how she was 'switched' with that other young god." Hild said.
"You mean Urd's new son." Kami said.
"Yes, I was just thinking, we haven't seen the boy yet, maybe we see when we have time, after all, I've always wanted a grandchild!" Hild said happily.
"Alright, I suppose we will meet him soon, however, we still have some time left, let's use it." Kami said.
"Mmm, you read my mind!" Hild said.
Meanwhile outside the room, Raziel had reached the door, he was about to open the door when he sudden heard strange noises from inside the room, Raziel cautiously opened the door slowly and looked through the creak, his eyes widened in shock, then Hild and Kami stopped their current activities after they heard a loud thud from outside the room.
"What was that?" Hild asked.
Meanwhile in the command center, Peorth had a smile on her face.
"Peorth-sama, that was very mean!" Ere said.
"Hey did I ask for your opinion?!" Peorth growled.
"No ma'am!" Ere said as she returned to her work.
Meanwhile in a dark dank pit in a place unknown, the walls seemed to be alive and the walls spoke.
"We were defeated once by the goddess, but we will return, we will have our revenge, we will have a new vessel, a strong vessel to do our bidding, he will be our deliverer!" The shadows said in unison.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
A dark stone stairwell wound round a stone pillar, it descended deep into the darkness, walking on its steps was a tall humanoid being in white armor, it was an Evangelion, when it reached the end of his destination he walked onto an outdoor balcony where the dark Evangelion was standing, it also had a small bird perched on its arm, it was stroking the bird's head.
"My lady, we have reports that the new goddess was not of this dimension, we also have reports that our intended target was also sent to another dimension." The white Evangelion said.
"It doesn't matter, we will continue with our plan regardless." The dark Evangelion said in a female voice.
"Yes ma'am." The white Evangelion replied.
"Tell me soldier, do you know what the secret is of obtaining victory?" She asked.
"No ma'am." The white Evangelion said.
"The secret is quite simple, all one must do is seize the opportunity." She said, then she stopped stroking the bird she grasped the bird's body. "And squeeze until it bleeds." She said before she crushed the bird.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Chapter 8
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata and Fiona were carrying Lyn on their backs, since they thought it would take too long too take him back to heaven, they decided to take him to their place and revive him there, they finally got back to the temple, they went to the tea room and simply threw Lyn's body on the floor.
"I told you it wasn't a good idea!" Fiona whined.
"Really, I thought you were having fun playing with your boyfriends mind!" Anata laughed.
Fiona blushed at her sister's comment.
"Hey girls, back so soon?" Urd said as she entered the tea room.
"AHH, auntie Urd, what are you doing here?!" Fiona said surprised.
"Oh me, I just decided to stay here and wait for you two to return, Your parents are out know, besides you think I'm just going to let a couple Teenage goddesses alone, I was young once you know." Urd said as she sat down at the table.
"Oh come on auntie Urd, give me and Fiona a little credit, I mean It's not like we're sex crazed maniacs or anything!" Anata said nervously.
"Hm, I suppose, However." Urd stopped and took a look at Lyn. "It seems poor Lyn tells me a different story." Urd said slyly.
"Oh come one auntie, we were just playing around with Lyn, you know like you did with out dad." Anata said nervously.
"mm, you've got a point there Anata dear, but you know it's a shame your mother wouldn't let me punish you!" Urd said sensually.
"Oh, uh, really!" Anata said as she and Fiona started to embrace each other, frightened of their insane aunt.
"Why yes, I would make is seem more like pleasure then punishment." Urd said as she loomed over her nieces. "For starters I'd lake you two into my room, take your cloths off with my teeth, tie you to my bed and tickle you until morning." Urd said.
"Well, uh, that sounds sort of like incest auntie Urd." Fiona said, trying to hide the fact that she was now sweating because of Urd's vivid description of her punishment.
"And wouldn't just be your bellies or your ribs I'd be tickling other sensitive areas like you necks, your feet and your thighs." Urd trailed off.
"And maybe I'd invite a few friends over, and perhaps see if mom would like to join in, and maybe use a few feathers, oh and of course there's always the possibility of covering you in honey." Urd continued.
"Auntie Urd!!" Fiona yelled.
"And of course I wouldn't need to worry about complaints about the noise since my room is sound proof." Urd said.
Anata and Fiona started to pale.
"And considering how soft your skin is, I'm sure that my fingers could use some practice on a female body." Urd trailed.
"AUNTIE URD!!!!!!!" Fiona and Anata screamed in unison.
"Oh sorry if I scared you girls, My mind some times wanders, anyways I think I better go out, Mara said she's finally got some time off, so we're bar hoping, well you two behave or you know what will happen!" Urd threatened.
The two goddesses nodded their heads nervously.
"Well take care of Lyn while I'm gone." Urd said as she examined Lyn. "Hum, that's weird, there seems to be more blood here?" Urd said as she examined Lyn's face.
Later on, Urd had left the temple, Fiona and Anata let out a sight of relief, then Lyn slowly got up off the floor and wiped the blood off his face.
"Wow, Raziel really wasn't kidding when he said his mom was a major hentai." Lyn said.
"Lyn, you were awake?!" Fiona asked.
"Yeah, I woke up when dropped on the floor." Lyn said.
"Oh, sorry about that." Fiona apologized.
"Now that was really creepy." Anata shivered.
"Well, isn't Urd in you universe a hentai too?" Fiona asked.
"Well yeah, but she wasn't this perverted!" Anata exclaimed.
"Well normally she doesn't do anything this perverted unless she wants to tease Raziel, but I suppose now that he's gone, auntie Urd needs to tease someone else!" Fiona groaned.
"If Raziel has to deal with this sort of stuff twenty-four seven, oh how I pity my bear brother." Anata said melodramatically.
"If you think that's bad then you don't want to be in his place when his grandmother gangs up on him!" Fiona said.
Anata then thought of what it would be like being a young teenage boy being cornered by Hild and Urd, she shivered.
Meanwhile, in a bar across town, Urd as meeting an old friend.
"Mara!" Urd said happily as she hugged Mara.
"Urd!" Mara said happily as she returned Urd's hug.
They sat down on the bar stools and ordered a couple of drinks.
"Well, it's been a while hasn't it?" Mara asked.
"Yeah it has." Urd said as she drank from her mug.
"Why don't we see each other more often?" Mara asked as she took a sip.
"Well apart form the obvious reasons I guess now that I'm a mom I have to spend time with my kid." Urd said.
"Mm hm. But now that he's out of the way, we can hit the town again, just like old times!" Mara exclaimed as she slapped Urd on the back.
"Yeah, I guess being childless is a little refreshing." Urd sighed. "So how'd you get time off anyway, I thought with your new position my mom would be riding your ass?" Urd asked.
"Yeah, well, funny story, it seems the real reason Hild-sama wanted me there was so I could tabs one your kid." Mara said as she took another sip.
Why am I not surprised!" Urd groaned.
"On that note I have some good news and some bad news." Mara said.
"Really, what's the good news?" Urd asked.
"The good news is I'm no longer on that stupid engineering committee." Mara said.
"Well good for you!" Urd said.
"The bad news is no Hild-sama has me working as a teacher at that stupid nes school, now I have to spend my day baby sitting those brats!!" Mara whined.
"Aw, poor little Mara-chan, so what you teaching anyway?" Urd asked.
"Marketing!" Mara whined.
"Heh, suits you." Urd said as she took another sip.
"I don't know why Hild-sama makes me teach that stupid course for those stupid kids, she knows that I suck at public relations, and I can't handle those stupid kids!" Mara whined.
"I suppose my mom just has it in for you, and hey buck up there, personally I'd think you'd make a great mom." Urd said.
"Are you drunk already?" Mara asked.
"I'm serious; sure you act all tough and angry, but deep down you this soft nurturing side." Urd said.
"Hmm, I wouldn't know about that, personally I think best I could a kid is not to have one." Mara said as she took another sip.
"Hm, I guess we'll never know." Urd said.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)------
Raziel, Kou and Matagu were walking out of the arcade, they gotten their butts kicked by the other team, mainly because Matagu didn't cover their flank since he was rambling on about the fact that he couldn't get over his mother being in the game.
"I'm sorry." Matagu apologized.
"Hey it's no big deal; my mom gets to me all the time, this one time she actually got my aunt Megumi to ask me to forgive me after we got into this big fight." Raziel said.
"Wow, sounds like your family is just about as screwed up as mine." Matagu said.
"Hey guys!!" Yu yelled.
"Oh no, not her again!" Raziel groaned.
"Hey there guys, how's it going?" Yu asked as she walked up to the boys.
"Oh, hi Yu, we were just about to head home, would you like to come with us?" Matagu asked.
"Sure, I've been meaning to have a talk with Raziel." Yu said as she wrapped her arms around Raziel's arm.
"Uh you know what, I'd love to go home with you but I can't, you see I sort of need to go to talk with my grandparents." Raziel said.
"Since when?!" Yu asked disappointedly.
"Oh, uh, well it's just that my grandparents really want to meet me, since I'm going to be here for a while." Raziel said, well it was sort of true, after all, Hild and Kami were interested about Raziel, and he might as well go check up on how Yggdrasil was doing with his current problem.
"Oh alright, I suppose your family should come first." Yu sighed.
Later on, Raziel had left the group, Yu walked with Matagu and Kou.
"Uh, Kou, can I ask you something?" Yu asked.
"Oh, of course, what is it?" Kou replied.
"Well, I was wondering if you could tell me about Raziel?" Yu asked.
"Well I was just curious, what exactly id his relationship with Anata's family?" Yu asked.
"Well, Raziel is Anata's cousin, from Urd's side of that family, you see Urd is the half sister of Anata's mother, and Raziel comes from that side of Anata's family, he is one of Urd's nephews, and therefore he is Anata's cousin." Kou explained.
"Hmm, okay I get that, but where did Anata go exactly?" Yu asked.
"Oh, well I'm sure she simply left to meet the rest of the family on Urd's side, like Raziel is doing right now." Kou said.
"Heh, sort of like an family member exchange program." Yu said.
"Yes, sort of like that." Kou said.
It wasn't exactly the truth, but it wasn't exactly a lie either.
Later on, Raziel had gotten up to Yggdrasil; he went up to the front desk.
"Uh, hi there." Razielsaid to the reception goddess.
"How may I help you?" the goddess asked.
"Uh, well, I'm sort of the guest from that other universe, you probably heard of me." Raziel said.
"Oh yes, the god from the other universe, how can I help you?" The goddess asked.
"Well I was wondering if I could talk to Peorth?" Raziel asked.
"I'm sorry, but lady Peorth is currently busy." The goddess said.
"You're kidding, right, this is Peorth we're talking about here, how busy could she possibly be?" Raziel asked.
"Well, uh, good point, I guess you could go see her." The goddess said.
Peorth was officially bored out of her skull; she had to spend her whole day making sure that there was power going to help the research department find a way to send Urd's new son back home. -----(FLASHBACK)-----
"Remember Peorth, I want you to personally make sure my grandson gets back home." Kami said.
"Yes my lord." Peorth said as she bowed respectfully.
"That's right Peorth-chan; make sure my grandson is safe and sound." Hild said as she appeared behind Peorth.
"AHH, what're you doing here?!!" Peorth yelled.
"Oh, I'm just here to see my dear Kami!" Hild said happily.
"What, oh, ick, I can't believe it, you two are at it again, eew!!" Peorth yelled as she ran out of Kami's office.
-----(FLASHBACK ENDS)-----
Peorth still had shivers running down her spine.
"Uh, Peorth-sama, I'm still detecting a demonic presence in Kami-sama's chambers, should I send a security team to investigate?" Ex asked.
"Oh don't bother; I already know what's going on there!" Peorth groaned. 'I can't believe they're still going at it!' Peorth thought.
"Uh, excuse me, Peorth?" Raziel said.
"Huh, who're you?" Peorth asked Raziel, who was now floating next to her.
"I'm the god from another dimension, you know, Urd's son." Raziel said.
"Ohh, you're the reason I have spend my day in the command center making sure you get back home, well nice to finally meet you!!" Peorth said sarcastically.
"Uh, nice to meet you too." Raziel said nervously. 'Alright, she might not be the same Peorth but at least I get to make miserable.' Raziel thought happily.
"So what do you want?!" Peorth asked.
"Oh, I was just wondering how things were going?" Raziel asked.
"Lousy!" Peorth replied.
"Okay, by the way I was wondering if maybe I could see my grandparents?" Raziel asked.
"Huh?" Peorth replied.
"Well it's just that I was hoping to meet them, you know, to thank them for helping me." Raziel said.
Peorth suddenly had an evil, and it showed as an evil creased her lips.
"Of course you can sweetie; in fact both your grandparents are in your grandfather's chambers right now." Peorth said sweetly.
"Okay, thanks." Raziel said, uncertain whether he should trust Peorth.
"Oh, by the way, I've been meaning to ask you, you're Urd's son, right?" Peorth asked.
"Yeah." Raziel replied.
"The idea that Urd would be a mother is sort of disturbing, just out of curiosity who's your father, knowing Urd, she probably got drunk and did it with some stranger and then woke up alone in her bed alone and pregnant!" Peorth laughed.
"Well that's sort of close but actually she didn't wake alone, and she didn't do it with some stranger!" Raziel said.
"Oh really, then who was the father?" Peorth asked.
"Keiichi Morisato." Raziel said simply.
Peorth's jaw dropped.
"Uh, say just out of curiosity, have I ever made it with your father in your dimension?" Peorth asked.
"Not really, no." Raziel said.
'I don't believe it, even Urd gets him before I do, there is no justice!' Peorth whined.
Meanwhile in Kami's chambers, Peorth's fears were justified, as Kami and Hild enjoyed each other's company.
"Kami-chan, I was just thinking, do you remember what Belldandy told us?" Hild asked as she was rocked embraced her lover.
"About what?" Kami asked as he returned her embrace.
"You know, about what happened to Anata-chan and how she was 'switched' with that other young god." Hild said.
"You mean Urd's new son." Kami said.
"Yes, I was just thinking, we haven't seen the boy yet, maybe we see when we have time, after all, I've always wanted a grandchild!" Hild said happily.
"Alright, I suppose we will meet him soon, however, we still have some time left, let's use it." Kami said.
"Mmm, you read my mind!" Hild said.
Meanwhile outside the room, Raziel had reached the door, he was about to open the door when he sudden heard strange noises from inside the room, Raziel cautiously opened the door slowly and looked through the creak, his eyes widened in shock, then Hild and Kami stopped their current activities after they heard a loud thud from outside the room.
"What was that?" Hild asked.
Meanwhile in the command center, Peorth had a smile on her face.
"Peorth-sama, that was very mean!" Ere said.
"Hey did I ask for your opinion?!" Peorth growled.
"No ma'am!" Ere said as she returned to her work.
Meanwhile in a dark dank pit in a place unknown, the walls seemed to be alive and the walls spoke.
"We were defeated once by the goddess, but we will return, we will have our revenge, we will have a new vessel, a strong vessel to do our bidding, he will be our deliverer!" The shadows said in unison.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
A dark stone stairwell wound round a stone pillar, it descended deep into the darkness, walking on its steps was a tall humanoid being in white armor, it was an Evangelion, when it reached the end of his destination he walked onto an outdoor balcony where the dark Evangelion was standing, it also had a small bird perched on its arm, it was stroking the bird's head.
"My lady, we have reports that the new goddess was not of this dimension, we also have reports that our intended target was also sent to another dimension." The white Evangelion said.
"It doesn't matter, we will continue with our plan regardless." The dark Evangelion said in a female voice.
"Yes ma'am." The white Evangelion replied.
"Tell me soldier, do you know what the secret is of obtaining victory?" She asked.
"No ma'am." The white Evangelion said.
"The secret is quite simple, all one must do is seize the opportunity." She said, then she stopped stroking the bird she grasped the bird's body. "And squeeze until it bleeds." She said before she crushed the bird.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
A/N: Please r/r, well that's all I can really say now is it; REVIEW IT ALREADY, me and erk have been working our asses off to write this fic, the least you guys could do is review the damn thing.
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