Jealousy Over a Demon
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(pairings) NejiNaru, SasuNaru, and tiny hints of others
(disclaimer) Don't own it, NEVER will....(sulks)I really wanna own an Uchiha (preferably Itachi-kun!!) I have money and I'm REALLY willing to buy!!!
(story notes) Naruto is currently 15 years old so everyone else is around that age. Tsunade is the Hokage here, and Sasuke NEVER left Konoha for the sound...(I really didn't want to cope with that problem..(shudders) complicated! Everyone is also a chuunin but they don't seem to wear those vests. It is also getting close to winter this time of year.
(warnings) This IS a Yaoi and if you don't know what it means..well..it looks like you havn't been completely through the Naruto section. There may be some spoilers, but I havn't decided yet. Characters may be OOC.
(summary) After spending a night at the Hyuga estate, Naruto starts to pay more attention to Neji. In the meantime, a certain dark-hared avenger is getting jealous!
(genre) Romance/Humor Angst later on
(writing codes) ([blah blah]=thoughts) (Italics=flashbacks)({blah POV}=Change of POV)((blah blah)=some sort of act or SFX)
(rating) (PG-13) MAY go up in later chapters.
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(Author Notes)Is there a beta-ed out there who isn't busy that can edit my story? I really need one! If you read this story quite early before the edited changes were made I'm so sorry. FF.Net deleted all sorts of stuff that I didn't know about creating a VERY confusing story. Like the double slashes and those little stars that I put there.Thank you to all who reviewed! Review replies are on the bottom. I've been reading literature books to improve my grammar. (reads a sentence from book) It was quite boring but I don't want to lose reviewers! Oh yea! Spoilers from Chap. 100-104. Anyways I'll cease my rambling and start the chapter now.
P.S. This chapter's quite a bit longer!
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(A.N)Remember this starts a little bit before the whole "door incident."
{Neji's POV}
Chapter 2- Mother Nature Equals Good
Naruto.
No matter how many ways I say it, I get that wierd feeling in the pit of my stomach. Hmm...WHY is the thought of Naruto in my head while I'm training?! Ok...release the mind and-
Sasuke.
That fucking bastard. It's highly obvious that he likes my Naruto. My? Wait a second, why would I care if Sasuke had feelings for that blonde or not...... Damn. I can't deny my feelings for him any longer. I ought to stop thinking about it. I just know that there's no hope between Naruto and I. It would take a miracle if we got together. But I still do care about him... Argh! Quit thinking about it, Neji, just go back to training! Did I say that?....Looks like Naruto's personality rubbed a little onto me.....
"Byakugan!(silence)....3 birds...5 o' clock to the side...within a 48 meter radius..."
See I knew it, I don't need Naruto in my head...even though...I'm thinking about him right..now. Damn. Why did it have to be Naruto out of all people. (sigh) Huh? Why did it start to rain all of a sudden? It's raining pretty hard. Whatever, it doesn't really affect me in any way.
"....Three birds...no wait...two..one...and now there aren't any birds at all. What the hell's happened to all the birds! Hmm? The rain turned into hail?! This is stupid."
So now it's starting to hail. Ok, THIS affects me. Better go inside. Shit! It's hailing hard! Better run inside. I wonder if Naruto is outside all wet and-ack I must me catching a cold. Well, I better hurry inside. (sigh)
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Shitty hail. Ending my training session early just to go inside and do what, NOTHING! Well I ought to change my clothes and hmmm.. Naruto might also be changing too so....fuck! Shitty teenage hormones! (goes up a series of stairs and hallways) So here I am in my room, it's also the SMALLEST room..geez the main family is so greedy. (changes out of wet clothes and into a new pair) Life sucks without someone to talk to, like Naruto....
"You could never understand what it's like to be burdened with a symbol you could never rid yourself of"
"Yea...I can..and...so what? Pft..! Stop acting cool...you're not the only one that's special..!"
Naruto...how can you understand? Are you burdened with a symbol too?
"Heh...your 64 opening points are closed...it's useless"
What happened that day? How did he use chakra?
"Can I ask you one thing? Why do you go against your destiny so much?"
"Because...I was called a loser"
After that he grew so much stronger and defeated me..(sigh)What are you Naru-
(Knock Knock)
Hell no! I ain't answering the door for anyone.
(Knock Knock)
Grrr..(gets up) It better not be a friend of the main faimily asking for directions to the "hier celebration" because if it is...they're in the WRONG side of the estate! Geez..I never knew knocking on a door could be so annoying..
(knock knock)
"ALRIGHT ALREADY I'm COMING!! Fucking celebration. If it didn't start hailing I wouldn't be in this mess"
(knock knock)
I swear if it has ANYTHING to do with the main family, I WILL MURDER that person...
(opens door)
"Naruto?!"
"Neji-ACHOOO"
Sure I was shocked that Naruto was here but I was even more surprised when he practically exploded in front of my face. Luckily there was a washcloth hanging on a rack near the door and I had no idea why there was one there in the first place. So...as expected I cleaned up the victim of the atomic explosion, my face.
"N-N-Neji! Ga-ahh-I'm SORRY! Wh-what are you doing here?!"
"I live here, Naruto"
He looked so worried and full of fustration, but it created the cutest pout I've ever seen. Wait. Cute? Ah never mind. Naruto was wet from head to toe so his hair was no longer spikey. Every little strand chunk stuck somewhere around his face. Large eyes full of bewilderment and confusion mixed with the deepest shade of ocean blue stared into my blank white ones. Altogether Naruto looked, well, almost feminine. Damn. I tried to control every part of my body so I wouldn't do anything that I'd regret. Luckily my body did what my brain told it to do, to stand completely still.
"Well..ah..erm..is Hinata-achoo! Home? Oh crap. Ah sorry?"
Great he blew up again. He's lucky that I like him or else... So AGAIN the washcloth became of use. And did he mention something that had to do with the main house? Grrrr..He's just looking for the Hyuga hier... Why does the main house irritate me so much!
"First of all..the ENTIRE main house is at the "hier celebration". Second, the main house lives on the OTHER side of the estate. Third, why do you want to see HER? Fourth, do you have a cold?"
"A-a-a(covers face)ACHOOO! (sniff) Yes I hab a cobe. Cobe. (sniff) Cold. And I wanna see Hinata because she would let me come in to wam ub. Wam ub. WAM UB! (sniff) Warm up. Yea."
Oh so thats all huh. HE BETTER NOT have a crush on her. I'd kill myself if he did...
"Ahh...Naruto do you want to come in?"
"HUH? YES! Arigatou, Neji!!!"
He practically hugged me after that. Again I tried to control a part of my body, particularly my face, but I failed. So..my face heated up a bit. He better not have seen that!
"Ahh...Neji I'm sorry I hugged you...I got you wet didn't I and why aren't you laughing like I imagined a while ago?"
"I don't mind a little water, and you think I laugh?"
"Erm...maybe...ahh never mind!"
"You should change out of those clothes or your cold would get worse. Just follow me to my room."
"Thank-you again Neji!!"
"Yea...whatever"
(leads Naruto up stairs and hallways) Heh. The weather isn't so shitty after all. Because of it, Naruto is staying overnight. Overnight? Damn...my body better listen to my brain this time. But...a little...ARGH! NO!
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(reaches a room)"Naruto, my clothes are over there (points) pick anything that you'd want to wear and dry yourself off with that towel, ok? I'll get you some medicine for that cold."
"Ok! ACHOOO! You can leebe dow Deji....(sniff) You can leave I'll be fine.(rummages through closet) Eveyding's iz all whide!"
Adorable. Simply adorable. (leaves room) I wonder if Naruto knows how alluring he is...(sigh) Today is my only night to tell him how I feel. But...what if he's not gay...damn. To many problems to deal with and there's also...Uchiha..grr...(retrieves medicine and glass of water and walks back to the room) Uchiha...why'd he have to be in the way. It would have been easier if it was Lee instead...I'd definetely have the advantage. I remember hearing stories from Gai-sensei about how Sasuke "accidently" stole Naruto's first kiss. He could have dodged Naruto but he didn't. That bastard. (enters door) WHAT?!
There he was...Naruto...completely stripped down to a pair of yellowish-orange boxers. Sure I only saw his back, but either way...he was BREATHTAKING... A nicely tanned back and a-DAMN! I can feel my face heating up! Control! Take control Neji!
(gulp)"Na-Na-Naruto? Err...umm? Are y-you (continues staring) r-ready to take your m-medicine?"
"Huh? Ok! Let me just take the clothes hanger off of this."(yank yank)
Naruto turned around...HE TURNED AROUND! Damn...He has a pretty nice torso tanned just like his-stop Neji....don't look at his body just look at his..err..face! (hands Naruto glass of water and pills) Ocean blue. So deep, so full of happiness, so, so Naruto. His hair ruffled and such a sun-like yellow. His face...damn..I've never seen anything like it.. Can't stop staring..Shit!
(gulp down pills) "Ahh...I'm feeling better now...your entire wardrobe is WHITE! Well, except for this pair.(hold up orange set of pajamas)Where'd you get it at."(slips on clothes)
(snaps out of trance)"Huh? Oh, Hinata gave it to me since she was too shy to give it to yo-erm someone."
"Oh really who?"
"Uhh...I don't really know, WELL it's getting late you can sleep on my bed and I'll sleep there"(points to corner)
"The corner? But-(yawn)"
"No, I suggest you sleep there."
"Fine, If you (yawn) say so Neji"(slips into a bed)
"Night Naruto"
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(Late During the Night)
{Naruto's Dream}
Naruto: Wow! Really? Free Ramen for life?!
Guy Serving Ramen: YEP! Free...
Naruto: ALRIGHT! CHOW DOWN!!!
{end Naruto's Dream}
{Neji's Dream}
Neji: What's going on? (sees someone) Who are you? Naruto?!
Naruto:(behind Neji)(seductively whispering) Hmmm? Yes Neji?
Neji: Na-Na-Naruto??? Wh-what are y-you doing?
Naruto: Ohhh. Something you'd like.
Neji: Damn hormones! This is a dream...a dream...only a dream.....Don't take this seriously....
Naruto: Oh really? This seems pretty lifelike to me? And you SHOULD take this VERY seriously....
Neji: Na-
Naruto: Shhh...don't worry....there's nothing to be afraid of..I'll go easy on you..
Neji: This is getting r-r-ridiculous....WAKE UP!!
{end Neji's Dream}
DAMN! Now I'm having dreams now... I need to sleep downstairs, or something might happen. I knew the weather was somewhat shitty.(sigh) Why couldn't I be straight...(glances at Naruto) Naruto...Argh! My dream's coming back again!
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(the next morning at the front door)
(Yawn)"Thanks Neji-(yawn)for letting me stay over and drying my clothes that got wet...(mutters)stupid mother nature..."
"Hmm? Oh yea...whatever..."
This is my last chance and I better do something...ANYTHING...I still can't believe he's here or still here. His face is only seven inches away...
"Oh Yea! Neji, here are your clothes back. Haha. I wish I had a pair like this..."
"Well...[anything!!] You could have them if you want. Orange isn't my color."
"Yea, I know. (images Neji in orange)Well..arigatou again Neji! I wish I could pay you back somehow...hmmmmm..."
"Well you could by..."
"By? By..what? I'll do anything since you were so nice to me!"
"By..."
Then I did it. I can't believe I lost control...but that was the last straw... HE was practically begged me to do it. Saying that he'd do ANYTHING.. My hormones took control...Damn. So what happened? I leaned in and quickly brushed my lips against his to get a feel of him and slammmed the door right in front of his face. (sigh) This is troublesome...I have so much to think about... I wonder what he was thinking about after that...! He was so soft and-shit what if he thinks I'm a freak now...I don't blame him. Then I looked out the window, a little curious to see what was his reaction. He was clenching his stomach as he walked away, (sigh) must be a bad sign. I still can't believe it....
Me, the Hyuga genius of the branch house kissed the loudest person in this village who sneezed in my face. Ok, I regret it now....
TBC
(A.N): My yami wrote 95 percent of this so there really isn't much humor. Sorry if there is some confusion here again..and if it was OOC.. As you can see Neji uses damn alot, well that's because I needed a frequent word for him when he comes to a stop... Like Naruto uses stupid..haha.. When I checked my mail, I nearly had a heartattack from all the reviews I received! I didn't expect so many. Maybe 1 or 2 because I have to admit, it DID suck... Well anyways review! I have a little chibi Sasuke here making HANDMADE plushies of himself so you'll get one if you review!
Chi: Hurry and make the plushies! Or your Naruto squeak toy belongs to Neji!
Sasuke: I'm hurrying! Don't give him AWAY!! How did you get it anyway!
Chi: I stole it from your house!
Sasuke: (sews plushie)...I'm older than you...
Chi: No you're not. You are only twelve!
Sasuke: Not in this story!
Chi: Well......I'm taller!
Sasuke: (stuffs plushie) No you're not! You're a chibi too! All chibis are three heads high!
Chi: (compares height)....damn...
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lalala: (hands over a cookie) Thanks for reviewing, and AGH sorry that there are run-ons. (sweatdrops) I'm glad you understood.
RuByMoOn17: (hands over a cookie) I'm glad that you reviewed even if it was only one word, and it did help!
Jenniyah: (hands over a cookie) Haha. I'm so happy you laughed at my poor sense of humor.
ysth83: (hands over a cookie) Gosh, I feel so guilty for making you confused. (I really need to find a beta-ed then) I happy that you like the idea though.
Cookie6: (hands over a cookie) You didn't have to worry about Neji. I was scolding him before the story to keep his cool. Haha. =)
Iceheart19: (hands over a cookie) I decided to follow the anime/manga instead of making my own rules. Wow! I'm so happy that you liked the first chapter! And again..I really need a beta-ed.....
Yaoilover S: Oh my gosh! I checked you're profile and saw my story on your favorites list!! (faints from surprise) And thanks for liking my wierd sense of humor. The review you gave me helped me chicken peck faster!
Anime Lass: (hands over a cookie and extra) Here! Have an extra! Wow! I'm so happy that you like this story too! Hmmm... I'll keep that idea request in mind!
Gisela: (hands over a cookie) Thank-you! I'm happy that Naruto wasn't OOC!
Renn: (hands over a cookie) Gotta love the NejiNaru! And I agree! They should have MORE of this couple but it's starting to get quite popular. I was about to have Gaara replace Neji, but since my plushie Neji begged me with puppy eyes...you know where this is going!
Yuen-Chan: (hands over a cookie) Haha...I liked how Kishimoto said how his plant was his partner in the author notes in the manga, so I used it. (disclaimer: I don't own the corpse of Ukki-kun)
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(pairings) NejiNaru, SasuNaru, and tiny hints of others
(disclaimer) Don't own it, NEVER will....(sulks)I really wanna own an Uchiha (preferably Itachi-kun!!) I have money and I'm REALLY willing to buy!!!
(story notes) Naruto is currently 15 years old so everyone else is around that age. Tsunade is the Hokage here, and Sasuke NEVER left Konoha for the sound...(I really didn't want to cope with that problem..(shudders) complicated! Everyone is also a chuunin but they don't seem to wear those vests. It is also getting close to winter this time of year.
(warnings) This IS a Yaoi and if you don't know what it means..well..it looks like you havn't been completely through the Naruto section. There may be some spoilers, but I havn't decided yet. Characters may be OOC.
(summary) After spending a night at the Hyuga estate, Naruto starts to pay more attention to Neji. In the meantime, a certain dark-hared avenger is getting jealous!
(genre) Romance/Humor Angst later on
(writing codes) ([blah blah]=thoughts) (Italics=flashbacks)({blah POV}=Change of POV)((blah blah)=some sort of act or SFX)
(rating) (PG-13) MAY go up in later chapters.
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(Author Notes)Is there a beta-ed out there who isn't busy that can edit my story? I really need one! If you read this story quite early before the edited changes were made I'm so sorry. FF.Net deleted all sorts of stuff that I didn't know about creating a VERY confusing story. Like the double slashes and those little stars that I put there.Thank you to all who reviewed! Review replies are on the bottom. I've been reading literature books to improve my grammar. (reads a sentence from book) It was quite boring but I don't want to lose reviewers! Oh yea! Spoilers from Chap. 100-104. Anyways I'll cease my rambling and start the chapter now.
P.S. This chapter's quite a bit longer!
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(A.N)Remember this starts a little bit before the whole "door incident."
{Neji's POV}
Chapter 2- Mother Nature Equals Good
Naruto.
No matter how many ways I say it, I get that wierd feeling in the pit of my stomach. Hmm...WHY is the thought of Naruto in my head while I'm training?! Ok...release the mind and-
Sasuke.
That fucking bastard. It's highly obvious that he likes my Naruto. My? Wait a second, why would I care if Sasuke had feelings for that blonde or not...... Damn. I can't deny my feelings for him any longer. I ought to stop thinking about it. I just know that there's no hope between Naruto and I. It would take a miracle if we got together. But I still do care about him... Argh! Quit thinking about it, Neji, just go back to training! Did I say that?....Looks like Naruto's personality rubbed a little onto me.....
"Byakugan!(silence)....3 birds...5 o' clock to the side...within a 48 meter radius..."
See I knew it, I don't need Naruto in my head...even though...I'm thinking about him right..now. Damn. Why did it have to be Naruto out of all people. (sigh) Huh? Why did it start to rain all of a sudden? It's raining pretty hard. Whatever, it doesn't really affect me in any way.
"....Three birds...no wait...two..one...and now there aren't any birds at all. What the hell's happened to all the birds! Hmm? The rain turned into hail?! This is stupid."
So now it's starting to hail. Ok, THIS affects me. Better go inside. Shit! It's hailing hard! Better run inside. I wonder if Naruto is outside all wet and-ack I must me catching a cold. Well, I better hurry inside. (sigh)
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Shitty hail. Ending my training session early just to go inside and do what, NOTHING! Well I ought to change my clothes and hmmm.. Naruto might also be changing too so....fuck! Shitty teenage hormones! (goes up a series of stairs and hallways) So here I am in my room, it's also the SMALLEST room..geez the main family is so greedy. (changes out of wet clothes and into a new pair) Life sucks without someone to talk to, like Naruto....
"You could never understand what it's like to be burdened with a symbol you could never rid yourself of"
"Yea...I can..and...so what? Pft..! Stop acting cool...you're not the only one that's special..!"
Naruto...how can you understand? Are you burdened with a symbol too?
"Heh...your 64 opening points are closed...it's useless"
What happened that day? How did he use chakra?
"Can I ask you one thing? Why do you go against your destiny so much?"
"Because...I was called a loser"
After that he grew so much stronger and defeated me..(sigh)What are you Naru-
(Knock Knock)
Hell no! I ain't answering the door for anyone.
(Knock Knock)
Grrr..(gets up) It better not be a friend of the main faimily asking for directions to the "hier celebration" because if it is...they're in the WRONG side of the estate! Geez..I never knew knocking on a door could be so annoying..
(knock knock)
"ALRIGHT ALREADY I'm COMING!! Fucking celebration. If it didn't start hailing I wouldn't be in this mess"
(knock knock)
I swear if it has ANYTHING to do with the main family, I WILL MURDER that person...
(opens door)
"Naruto?!"
"Neji-ACHOOO"
Sure I was shocked that Naruto was here but I was even more surprised when he practically exploded in front of my face. Luckily there was a washcloth hanging on a rack near the door and I had no idea why there was one there in the first place. So...as expected I cleaned up the victim of the atomic explosion, my face.
"N-N-Neji! Ga-ahh-I'm SORRY! Wh-what are you doing here?!"
"I live here, Naruto"
He looked so worried and full of fustration, but it created the cutest pout I've ever seen. Wait. Cute? Ah never mind. Naruto was wet from head to toe so his hair was no longer spikey. Every little strand chunk stuck somewhere around his face. Large eyes full of bewilderment and confusion mixed with the deepest shade of ocean blue stared into my blank white ones. Altogether Naruto looked, well, almost feminine. Damn. I tried to control every part of my body so I wouldn't do anything that I'd regret. Luckily my body did what my brain told it to do, to stand completely still.
"Well..ah..erm..is Hinata-achoo! Home? Oh crap. Ah sorry?"
Great he blew up again. He's lucky that I like him or else... So AGAIN the washcloth became of use. And did he mention something that had to do with the main house? Grrrr..He's just looking for the Hyuga hier... Why does the main house irritate me so much!
"First of all..the ENTIRE main house is at the "hier celebration". Second, the main house lives on the OTHER side of the estate. Third, why do you want to see HER? Fourth, do you have a cold?"
"A-a-a(covers face)ACHOOO! (sniff) Yes I hab a cobe. Cobe. (sniff) Cold. And I wanna see Hinata because she would let me come in to wam ub. Wam ub. WAM UB! (sniff) Warm up. Yea."
Oh so thats all huh. HE BETTER NOT have a crush on her. I'd kill myself if he did...
"Ahh...Naruto do you want to come in?"
"HUH? YES! Arigatou, Neji!!!"
He practically hugged me after that. Again I tried to control a part of my body, particularly my face, but I failed. So..my face heated up a bit. He better not have seen that!
"Ahh...Neji I'm sorry I hugged you...I got you wet didn't I and why aren't you laughing like I imagined a while ago?"
"I don't mind a little water, and you think I laugh?"
"Erm...maybe...ahh never mind!"
"You should change out of those clothes or your cold would get worse. Just follow me to my room."
"Thank-you again Neji!!"
"Yea...whatever"
(leads Naruto up stairs and hallways) Heh. The weather isn't so shitty after all. Because of it, Naruto is staying overnight. Overnight? Damn...my body better listen to my brain this time. But...a little...ARGH! NO!
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(reaches a room)"Naruto, my clothes are over there (points) pick anything that you'd want to wear and dry yourself off with that towel, ok? I'll get you some medicine for that cold."
"Ok! ACHOOO! You can leebe dow Deji....(sniff) You can leave I'll be fine.(rummages through closet) Eveyding's iz all whide!"
Adorable. Simply adorable. (leaves room) I wonder if Naruto knows how alluring he is...(sigh) Today is my only night to tell him how I feel. But...what if he's not gay...damn. To many problems to deal with and there's also...Uchiha..grr...(retrieves medicine and glass of water and walks back to the room) Uchiha...why'd he have to be in the way. It would have been easier if it was Lee instead...I'd definetely have the advantage. I remember hearing stories from Gai-sensei about how Sasuke "accidently" stole Naruto's first kiss. He could have dodged Naruto but he didn't. That bastard. (enters door) WHAT?!
There he was...Naruto...completely stripped down to a pair of yellowish-orange boxers. Sure I only saw his back, but either way...he was BREATHTAKING... A nicely tanned back and a-DAMN! I can feel my face heating up! Control! Take control Neji!
(gulp)"Na-Na-Naruto? Err...umm? Are y-you (continues staring) r-ready to take your m-medicine?"
"Huh? Ok! Let me just take the clothes hanger off of this."(yank yank)
Naruto turned around...HE TURNED AROUND! Damn...He has a pretty nice torso tanned just like his-stop Neji....don't look at his body just look at his..err..face! (hands Naruto glass of water and pills) Ocean blue. So deep, so full of happiness, so, so Naruto. His hair ruffled and such a sun-like yellow. His face...damn..I've never seen anything like it.. Can't stop staring..Shit!
(gulp down pills) "Ahh...I'm feeling better now...your entire wardrobe is WHITE! Well, except for this pair.(hold up orange set of pajamas)Where'd you get it at."(slips on clothes)
(snaps out of trance)"Huh? Oh, Hinata gave it to me since she was too shy to give it to yo-erm someone."
"Oh really who?"
"Uhh...I don't really know, WELL it's getting late you can sleep on my bed and I'll sleep there"(points to corner)
"The corner? But-(yawn)"
"No, I suggest you sleep there."
"Fine, If you (yawn) say so Neji"(slips into a bed)
"Night Naruto"
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(Late During the Night)
{Naruto's Dream}
Naruto: Wow! Really? Free Ramen for life?!
Guy Serving Ramen: YEP! Free...
Naruto: ALRIGHT! CHOW DOWN!!!
{end Naruto's Dream}
{Neji's Dream}
Neji: What's going on? (sees someone) Who are you? Naruto?!
Naruto:(behind Neji)(seductively whispering) Hmmm? Yes Neji?
Neji: Na-Na-Naruto??? Wh-what are y-you doing?
Naruto: Ohhh. Something you'd like.
Neji: Damn hormones! This is a dream...a dream...only a dream.....Don't take this seriously....
Naruto: Oh really? This seems pretty lifelike to me? And you SHOULD take this VERY seriously....
Neji: Na-
Naruto: Shhh...don't worry....there's nothing to be afraid of..I'll go easy on you..
Neji: This is getting r-r-ridiculous....WAKE UP!!
{end Neji's Dream}
DAMN! Now I'm having dreams now... I need to sleep downstairs, or something might happen. I knew the weather was somewhat shitty.(sigh) Why couldn't I be straight...(glances at Naruto) Naruto...Argh! My dream's coming back again!
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(the next morning at the front door)
(Yawn)"Thanks Neji-(yawn)for letting me stay over and drying my clothes that got wet...(mutters)stupid mother nature..."
"Hmm? Oh yea...whatever..."
This is my last chance and I better do something...ANYTHING...I still can't believe he's here or still here. His face is only seven inches away...
"Oh Yea! Neji, here are your clothes back. Haha. I wish I had a pair like this..."
"Well...[anything!!] You could have them if you want. Orange isn't my color."
"Yea, I know. (images Neji in orange)Well..arigatou again Neji! I wish I could pay you back somehow...hmmmmm..."
"Well you could by..."
"By? By..what? I'll do anything since you were so nice to me!"
"By..."
Then I did it. I can't believe I lost control...but that was the last straw... HE was practically begged me to do it. Saying that he'd do ANYTHING.. My hormones took control...Damn. So what happened? I leaned in and quickly brushed my lips against his to get a feel of him and slammmed the door right in front of his face. (sigh) This is troublesome...I have so much to think about... I wonder what he was thinking about after that...! He was so soft and-shit what if he thinks I'm a freak now...I don't blame him. Then I looked out the window, a little curious to see what was his reaction. He was clenching his stomach as he walked away, (sigh) must be a bad sign. I still can't believe it....
Me, the Hyuga genius of the branch house kissed the loudest person in this village who sneezed in my face. Ok, I regret it now....
TBC
(A.N): My yami wrote 95 percent of this so there really isn't much humor. Sorry if there is some confusion here again..and if it was OOC.. As you can see Neji uses damn alot, well that's because I needed a frequent word for him when he comes to a stop... Like Naruto uses stupid..haha.. When I checked my mail, I nearly had a heartattack from all the reviews I received! I didn't expect so many. Maybe 1 or 2 because I have to admit, it DID suck... Well anyways review! I have a little chibi Sasuke here making HANDMADE plushies of himself so you'll get one if you review!
Chi: Hurry and make the plushies! Or your Naruto squeak toy belongs to Neji!
Sasuke: I'm hurrying! Don't give him AWAY!! How did you get it anyway!
Chi: I stole it from your house!
Sasuke: (sews plushie)...I'm older than you...
Chi: No you're not. You are only twelve!
Sasuke: Not in this story!
Chi: Well......I'm taller!
Sasuke: (stuffs plushie) No you're not! You're a chibi too! All chibis are three heads high!
Chi: (compares height)....damn...
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lalala: (hands over a cookie) Thanks for reviewing, and AGH sorry that there are run-ons. (sweatdrops) I'm glad you understood.
RuByMoOn17: (hands over a cookie) I'm glad that you reviewed even if it was only one word, and it did help!
Jenniyah: (hands over a cookie) Haha. I'm so happy you laughed at my poor sense of humor.
ysth83: (hands over a cookie) Gosh, I feel so guilty for making you confused. (I really need to find a beta-ed then) I happy that you like the idea though.
Cookie6: (hands over a cookie) You didn't have to worry about Neji. I was scolding him before the story to keep his cool. Haha. =)
Iceheart19: (hands over a cookie) I decided to follow the anime/manga instead of making my own rules. Wow! I'm so happy that you liked the first chapter! And again..I really need a beta-ed.....
Yaoilover S: Oh my gosh! I checked you're profile and saw my story on your favorites list!! (faints from surprise) And thanks for liking my wierd sense of humor. The review you gave me helped me chicken peck faster!
Anime Lass: (hands over a cookie and extra) Here! Have an extra! Wow! I'm so happy that you like this story too! Hmmm... I'll keep that idea request in mind!
Gisela: (hands over a cookie) Thank-you! I'm happy that Naruto wasn't OOC!
Renn: (hands over a cookie) Gotta love the NejiNaru! And I agree! They should have MORE of this couple but it's starting to get quite popular. I was about to have Gaara replace Neji, but since my plushie Neji begged me with puppy eyes...you know where this is going!
Yuen-Chan: (hands over a cookie) Haha...I liked how Kishimoto said how his plant was his partner in the author notes in the manga, so I used it. (disclaimer: I don't own the corpse of Ukki-kun)