Jealousy Over a Demon
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(pairings) NejiNaru, SasuNaru, and tiny hints of others
(disclaimer) Don't own it, NEVER will....(sulks)I really wanna own an Uchiha (preferably Itachi-kun!!) I have money and I'm REALLY willing to buy!!!
(story notes) Naruto is currently 15 years old so everyone else is around that age. Tsunade is the Hokage here, and Sasuke NEVER left Konoha for the sound...(I really didn't want to cope with that problem..(shudders) complicated! Everyone is also a chuunin but they don't seem to wear those vests. It is also getting close to winter this time of year.
(warnings) This IS a Yaoi and if you don't know what it means..well..it looks like you havn't been completely through the Naruto section. There may be some spoilers, but I havn't decided yet. Characters may be OOC.
(summary) After spending a night at the Hyuga estate, Naruto starts to pay more attention to Neji. In the meantime, a certain dark-hared avenger is getting jealous!
(genre) Romance/Humor Angst later on
(writing codes) ([blah blah]=thoughts) (Italics=flashbacks)({blah POV}=Change of POV)((blah blah)=some sort of act or SFX)
(rating) (PG-13) MAY go up in later chapters.
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Yami Chi: My hikari didn't let me write FLUFF in this chapter!!
Hikari Chi: You got to write chapter 2! So I write humor for chapter 3!
Yami Chi: Fine but I better get to write four and five...and maybe six...
Hikari Chi:.......well...the A.Ns are on the bottom.
Yami Chi: Muhahaha! Something ELSE will ALSO be on the bottom!
Hikari Chi: (Sweatdrop).........
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{Sasuke's POV}
Chapter 3-The Day After
That bitch Sakura...she keeps on thinking I like her in that way but I don't! Only as a teamate and that's all... When she thinks that I'm getting annoyed by Naruto she starts to beat the shit out of him! Heh...he doesn't annoy me one bit at all. In fact he does quite the opposite. But, I think there's someone else who likes my little koi. Who though? I'll think about that later. I just need to figure out how to get Sakura AWAY FROM ME! What kind of girl stalks you home when you specifically told her not to?
"Sakura, I can sense you from here...so quit following me."
"Ne? But Sasuke-kun... I'm just walking you home..."
"What kind of person walks another home while hiding in bushes and behind trees"
"....Sasuke...umm do you think Naruto's annoying? Cause I sure do, after pestering you and all. You do right? Because if you do I can easily fix that!"
(reaches Uchiha mansion)
I could have just stabbed her right then and now. Threatening to beat up MY Naruto...if she weren't my teamate she'd be dead by now. For a wide foreheaded girl, she sure is dense. This reminds me of that time I kissed Naruto. After that happened Naruto was lucky that he stayed in one piece. Sakura gets in the way so fucking much. She thinks Naruto's annoying ME! Ha! I wonder how I can penetrate her thick skull...
"Sakura...do you want to know who annoys me?"
"Well yea...I can keep that person away from you as a favor."
"You'll keep that person away, eh? Sakura, you're annoying. I keep on telling you that I don't like you in that way but you never give up. I like someone else."
".....why don't you like me Sasuke?"
What the heck. At least she'd quit obsessing over me, even though my reputation might be crushed.
(whispers into ear)"Because.....I. Am. Gay."
So after that I just walked into my house leaving Sakura standing there...completely still... I'm not even sure if she was breathing. She'd get over it so it's no biggie. (sigh) What a complicated day. I wonder what Sakura would do with that piece of information that can easily WRECK my reputation. I then looked out the window. Sakura was still there and still frozen. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea. I like boys, so what? It isn't so wierd when you think about it! The only wierd think that I can think of is that the boy I like is Naruto. I really have no idea why I like that dobe. He's loud, cocky, obnoxious, and other traits that I don't possess. His personalities are the COMPLETE opposite of mine yet I like him, maybe even love him. The day I kissed him was happiest day that I had in a LONG time even if I denied it. I wonder what Naruto is thinking right now (chuckle) probably about a bowl of ramen. I shouldn't think about this too much cause I still have plenty of time before I tell him. (looks out window) Sakura is STILL there. I knew that girl got in the way. In the way of my front door.
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(later that night)
{Sasuke's Dream}
Sasuke: (standing) Another pointless dream...
Voice: Sasuke! Sasuke you bastard are you there?...
Sasuke: Bastard? Naruto? Naruto! Maybe this isn't so pointless after all...
Naruto: Ah Sasuke! There you are! Can you buy me a bowl of ramen? (comes out of nowhere and sits cross-legged in front of Sasuke)
Sasuke: You want me to buy ramen for you, now? Ramen?! What kind of dream is this?!
Naruto: No, not now idiot! When you get the chance! Duh, Sasuke! I thought you were top in our class!
Sasuke: Why am I dreaming about THIS!
Naruto: UGH! This is the SECOND time someone said I was a dream! Sasuke's fault!
Sasuke: I do have ears...
Naruto: That was supposed to be a thought!!
Sasuke: Hey, remember dobe, MY dream MY rules.
Naruto: DON'T CALL ME THAT BASTARD! Agh! Anyways, I'm getting off subject. Well, when you CAN, buy ramen for me! OK? Mmmm Ramen!
Sasuke: Why should I waste my money on you?!
Naruto: Because if you don't I'll belong to someone else...
Sasuke: Someone else? Wait. If you're a dream I should know all about this already.
Naruto: Dammit SASUKE! THIS is OTHER SIDE of your head telling you something using me! Geez, do you have to be so logical?
Sasuke: "Logical" isn't in your vocabulary...
Naruto: WHATEVER!!! Well are you or aren't you!
Sasuke: Who's this "someone else?"
Naruto: This guy! (points to someone who is surrounded in fog)
Sasuke: Who are YOU!
"someone else": I'm-
(knock knock)
AGH! Damn door! It interrupted my dr-I had a non-Itachi murder dream? (knock knock) Who the hell could be at my door at-(glances at clock) ten o' clock? Shit. I slept in. I bet it's Sakura asking me if I were serious, and if it is...I just LOST my chance to find out who likes my little koi thanks to NOTHING. If I knew, well lets just say I already received a day's worth of training. She probably camped out on my doorstep. I did my daily routines getting knocks every six to seven seconds. (knock knock) It started getting annoying after a while. I then took out a kunai for self defense. That girl probably brought backup, and who knows what will happen. I saw what happened to Naruto and it wasn't pretty, but Naruto was. Haha. I made a joke. I am SO happy. Not. I decided to open the door, risking my worthless life only to find my old teacher there quite stressed out. NO fangirls in sight nor Sakura...whew!
"Iruka-sensei? What are you doing here?"
"Ah Sa-Sasuke. You saw Naruto yes-yesterday late afternoon after you mission right?"
"Err..yea. Why?"
"Na-he-...I went to visit Naruto yesterday at his apartment to drop off this month's supply of instant ramen. When I got there, Naruto wasn't home. I figured that he probably went out to the noodle bar so I waited. I waited until this morning and he never returned home. So...I'm wondering i-if you knew where he might be."
Naruto didn't return home. Then where was he last night? Sleeping with someone?....Oh crap! Naruto could have been ANYWHERE since it rained and.....errr....hailed. My former teacher then overreated and started rambling all sorts of nonsense.
"-maybe have been shocked by lightning, or or passed out som-"
Then I saw him there. Walking on the sidewalk near the border of my house clenching his stomach. I didn't trust my eyes but I believed them anyways.
"Umm...Iruka isn't he right there" (points)
"Eh...?" (turns around)
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{Naruto's POV}
Walking home was a pain for me when I left Neji's house...no wait MANSION! Why? Because I was clenching my stomach. Why? Because I didn't eat a FREAKING THING since YESTERDAY morning. That's a world record for me and was also Sasuke's fault! Anywho, I was still a bit shocked from what happened earlier, but the "kiss" wasn't what I was so shocked about. It was how I was reacting in my head that shocked me. I sorta liked it. Yep. I hated to admit it but I did. Does that mean I'm gay? Cause if I am- AGH! My head hurts now plus my stomach...I NEED FOOD!
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So I'm walking in pain. WAH! I want to buy me some RAMEN! (diggs through pocket)
"NANI! Where'd my money go! NYA! I left it at Neji's hou-mansion! Iiiie! Iruka-sensei where are you!"
So I left it at Neji's ho-mansion. MANSION! IT'S a mansion Naruto REMEMBER THAT! (stomach rumbles) Iruka...I have to find Iruka! (runs in random direction) Iruka! WHERE IS HE! Argh! Stupid Sasuke! It's his fault again!
After a bit of running and growling from my stomach, I approached a mansion that looked a bit like Neji's except smaller. Mansion? Noooo! I went backwards! Well, if this is Neji's, I ought to get my money back right? So I was walking down the sidewalk when Iruka-sensei sped off high speed toward me and gave me this big hug. Actually it wasn't big, it was HUGE, GIGANTIC, SO big it would've killed me if I stayed in that position a second longer. It wasn't a hug that said "Hi, I'm glad you're ok", it said "Hi! I hate you so you need to die. I don't have a weapon, so I'll kill you by giving a big bear hug! A really big "loving" bear hug". I knew Iruka didn't mean it but it still hurt like HELL!
"Naruto! I was so worried about you! What's the excuse THIS time..."
"ACK! Can you l-l-let g-go- OWWWW! (Iruka lets go blushing slightly) Well, erm can we talk about it over some ramen please! I'm so hungry I can eat Sasuke!" I glanced at him for a reaction but nothing happened...wierd.
"Well, alright Nar-(sees a bird flying in the sky) Oh...I'm sorry but the teachers seem to want to see me right now. And it looks pretty important."
"B-but...I didn't eat since yesterday morning! I really want some ramen! Can I atleast have some money?"
"Ah, Naruto I'm sorry. I don't have any money with me now."
"NOOOO! Sasuke! It's your fault again!" I again looked for a reaction but he remained still. Is this Sasuke? Or is it mother nature possessing him so she can finally kill me off... I don't know! I then heard Sasuke mumble something with "dream" and "buying ramen". Oh great is he going buy some and eat it in my face? Then he started to speak more clearly.
"Iruka...since you can't, I'll be willing to buy ramen for Naruto since it was "my fault"(glances at Naruto) even though I don't know why."
"Sasuke. What a thoughtful thing to do. Naruto, you can go eat with Sasuke, problem solved!"
I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. Why did the ice cube offer to buy me something? Sasuke must be up to something. Better keep my guard up. Even when eating ramen...can I do that?
"B-b-but...He might do some sort of voodoo to me!"
"Naruto, do you want to go with Sasuke or have no food at all?"
"......"
"I thought so...Well, bye Naruto, I'll be leaving now."(leaves in puff of smoke)
(10 minutes later)
I was drowning in a decade of silence. Sasuke was staring at me so hard that if he had laser eyes I'd look like swiss cheese. Swiss cheese? That thing goes with bread right? Or I can forget about the entire idea and go with th image of ramen.(stomach rumbles) Crap. Sasuke finally said something right after.
"Do you want to go yet or do you want your stomach to be growling all day?"
"I've been wanting to go a bazillion years ago!"
"Then walk." And with that he started walking off toward the noodle bar. I scurried off after him. When I finally by his side I stuck my toungue at him and walked a bit ahead of him. He caught the signal and walked ahead of me making his pace a bit faster. I was then running and he did the same as we walked off to "stomach relief." Wait actually we ran. We ran so fast that I heard people cursing their mouths off at me but NOT at Sasuke. They needed to wash their mouthes out with soap. After a few minutes, point fourty five to be exact, we entered the Ichiraku Noodle Bar. Yay!
"Ah good morning Naruto, and who's this? A friend?"
"Err..yea...a friend"
"So, the usual? And what about you friend?"
"Yep! And I don't know...what do you want Sasuke?"
"I don't know...I've never eaten it before..."
I fell out of my chair the second after he said that. How can ANYONE "never" eat ramen before? Even an ice cube should have eaten ramen at least once! That was a sudden breakthrough in ramen history, if there is one. If there isn't SASUKE'S FAULT!
"Ahh...just get the same for him...HOW CAN YOU NOT EVER EAT RAMEN BEFORE, SASUKE!!!" He just shrugs his shoulders trying to act all cool...
"Where were you Naruto?" (ramen finishes cooking and is placed in front of each boy)
(muffled sound)"-wa-was at N-N-Neji's house for shelter." (slurp) Ahh! The sweet melody of devouring noodles! When I said that I swore that I saw Sasuke choke on his ramen. What's wrong with Neji?
{Sasuke's POV}
He was with Neji all night. Neji......NEJI! ALL NIGHT! He was the freaking voice in that damn dream! I forgot all about HIM! AGH! Sasuke, why didn't you think of him before! ARGH! I am stupid! And Naruto is acting all cool about it!
"You were with Neji all night? Neji? All alone?"
"Yea, why?" (finishes bowl and grabs another)
"D-did anything happen there" I noticed a bulge in his pocket and a piece of orange fabric stuck out. I decided to ignore it since it WAS Naruto. He then coughed out a mouthful of ramen when I said that. Ahh. So I see. Something DID happen.
"Wha? NO! Remember my name is Naruto! NOT Kakashi."
"Something did happened. I can see it in your eyes."
"WHAT?! Oh! Something did happen! I got a free pair of PJs!"(finishes another bowl and grabs Sasuke's since he wasn't eating)
"That's not what I'm talking about Naruto! And I know you're playing stupid"
".....HOW can you accuse me of SUCH things SASUKE! And-blah blah blah blah blah-"
He just continued on talking and talking. Trying to make a pitiful cover-up. It was lame so I just stared at him since my ramen was gone. Even though Naruto was fifteen, he still had these baby features all over him. It was adorable to see him ramble even if it WAS annoying. I looked at his neck. A bit tanned, long and...unmarked. That was a good sign, but something else did happen.
"blah blah blah blah! So see! Nothing happened!" He then stuck his toungue out in annoyance again. Cute.
"Right...." He started to ramble again. I couldn't handle it anymore, Neji did something. It seems really big judging how hard Naruto is trying to cover it up. I can shut Naruto up right now, I'll regret it though....whatever...
"-jump to such CONCLUSIONS! Sasuke! I thought that-"
I claimed his lips then. He definitely needed to shut up. It was funny to see his reaction. Judging by his face, Neji did the same thing. Heh. I can beat that. I heard a "thump" sound but I didn't bother to care what it was. I then nibbled on his lip asking for entry. He slightly gasped and let my tougue enter. I explored every little space and it tasted like ramen with a extra sweetness coming from his own mouth. I was savoring every second before I felt a pair of eyes gazing at me. I broke the kiss to turn around and Naruto was left there in shock. Neji was standing right there and an unconcious Sakura layed next to his legs. He was glaring at me, and hard.
"Uchiha....Do you mind walking outside for a talk?"
(smirk)"Not at all."
TBC
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Yami Chi: HAHAHA! I took over the end!
Hikari Chi: Yea I know....
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(A.N.): Hmmm...it's going to get angsty in the rest of the chapters...NOOOO! Yami: YES! Anyways, I'm sorry if THIS was also OOC...this is the first beta-ed chapter so I'll see what happens. Anyways REVIEW! Little Chibi Sasuke is taking his 5 minute break from making plushies! If you review he'll sew some orange P.Js! Oh yea....if I bashed Sakura a bit... I'm sorry! I do like her (a bit) but it's hard to make her likable in this kind of story...Sorry! But, don't worry! She isn't going to stay like that! This was also a HORRIBLE chapter...
Wow! I got more reviews that I expected again!!
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siw-wa: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Heehee! I told him that but he wouldn't listen. Poor Neji...so shy. Wow...I really didn't know that my jokes were that funny...hmmm.
Little Leila: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) I might make this a Neji/Naru (i luv that couple) but it depends on how the story goes...and how my Yami self writes the Fluff... (glares at Yami)
Blins Satan: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Hell Yea! Yami Chi: I wrote it.---Hikari Chi: YEA! We KNOW already! Anyways, you don't need to worry about me discontinuing this story! I'm am devoted to it now!
Cookie6: (hands over a Sasuke Plushie) Thanks! I've never got a comment about originality before... YAY! And the slamming door was in my head for quite a while.....I fianlly got it out!
Gina-Uzumaki: (hands over a Sasuke Plushie) YOU like my story! I can't believe it cause I love your story! Thank you so much! (hikari faints from surprise and yami takes over)
Iceheart19: (hands over aSasuke plushie) It's alright! I already found someone. And about Neji, well, let's just say he's really pissed and thinks he's hallucinating. I guess I'll use that piece of advice later on! About the dream, hmmm, I blame my hikari she didn't let me continue it!!
xXFissshBonesssXx: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) I wish I knew Italian, but anyways I don't. And yea, I may be making progress, but it's quite slow. (sigh)
Anime Lass: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Hehe. I've been thinking hard about it. My little chibi Neji here seems to be quite jealous about chapter 3 in the manga. Haha! Thanks for reviewing again!
chibified kitsunes: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Wow! I made it onto your favorites too?! When I first read this pairing I thought the exact same thing!
Night-Owl123: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) You really like it! I still don't believe how many people like this...(thinks)
Kutsu: (hands over Sasuke Plushie) Oh really! Wow thanks! I thought I totally destroyed Neji's character. Yay! I made it to your favorites too?! Thank you!
Renn: (hands over Sasuke Plushie) You liked the dream? Thanks! I didn't know anyone would comment on it.
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(pairings) NejiNaru, SasuNaru, and tiny hints of others
(disclaimer) Don't own it, NEVER will....(sulks)I really wanna own an Uchiha (preferably Itachi-kun!!) I have money and I'm REALLY willing to buy!!!
(story notes) Naruto is currently 15 years old so everyone else is around that age. Tsunade is the Hokage here, and Sasuke NEVER left Konoha for the sound...(I really didn't want to cope with that problem..(shudders) complicated! Everyone is also a chuunin but they don't seem to wear those vests. It is also getting close to winter this time of year.
(warnings) This IS a Yaoi and if you don't know what it means..well..it looks like you havn't been completely through the Naruto section. There may be some spoilers, but I havn't decided yet. Characters may be OOC.
(summary) After spending a night at the Hyuga estate, Naruto starts to pay more attention to Neji. In the meantime, a certain dark-hared avenger is getting jealous!
(genre) Romance/Humor Angst later on
(writing codes) ([blah blah]=thoughts) (Italics=flashbacks)({blah POV}=Change of POV)((blah blah)=some sort of act or SFX)
(rating) (PG-13) MAY go up in later chapters.
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Yami Chi: My hikari didn't let me write FLUFF in this chapter!!
Hikari Chi: You got to write chapter 2! So I write humor for chapter 3!
Yami Chi: Fine but I better get to write four and five...and maybe six...
Hikari Chi:.......well...the A.Ns are on the bottom.
Yami Chi: Muhahaha! Something ELSE will ALSO be on the bottom!
Hikari Chi: (Sweatdrop).........
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{Sasuke's POV}
Chapter 3-The Day After
That bitch Sakura...she keeps on thinking I like her in that way but I don't! Only as a teamate and that's all... When she thinks that I'm getting annoyed by Naruto she starts to beat the shit out of him! Heh...he doesn't annoy me one bit at all. In fact he does quite the opposite. But, I think there's someone else who likes my little koi. Who though? I'll think about that later. I just need to figure out how to get Sakura AWAY FROM ME! What kind of girl stalks you home when you specifically told her not to?
"Sakura, I can sense you from here...so quit following me."
"Ne? But Sasuke-kun... I'm just walking you home..."
"What kind of person walks another home while hiding in bushes and behind trees"
"....Sasuke...umm do you think Naruto's annoying? Cause I sure do, after pestering you and all. You do right? Because if you do I can easily fix that!"
(reaches Uchiha mansion)
I could have just stabbed her right then and now. Threatening to beat up MY Naruto...if she weren't my teamate she'd be dead by now. For a wide foreheaded girl, she sure is dense. This reminds me of that time I kissed Naruto. After that happened Naruto was lucky that he stayed in one piece. Sakura gets in the way so fucking much. She thinks Naruto's annoying ME! Ha! I wonder how I can penetrate her thick skull...
"Sakura...do you want to know who annoys me?"
"Well yea...I can keep that person away from you as a favor."
"You'll keep that person away, eh? Sakura, you're annoying. I keep on telling you that I don't like you in that way but you never give up. I like someone else."
".....why don't you like me Sasuke?"
What the heck. At least she'd quit obsessing over me, even though my reputation might be crushed.
(whispers into ear)"Because.....I. Am. Gay."
So after that I just walked into my house leaving Sakura standing there...completely still... I'm not even sure if she was breathing. She'd get over it so it's no biggie. (sigh) What a complicated day. I wonder what Sakura would do with that piece of information that can easily WRECK my reputation. I then looked out the window. Sakura was still there and still frozen. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea. I like boys, so what? It isn't so wierd when you think about it! The only wierd think that I can think of is that the boy I like is Naruto. I really have no idea why I like that dobe. He's loud, cocky, obnoxious, and other traits that I don't possess. His personalities are the COMPLETE opposite of mine yet I like him, maybe even love him. The day I kissed him was happiest day that I had in a LONG time even if I denied it. I wonder what Naruto is thinking right now (chuckle) probably about a bowl of ramen. I shouldn't think about this too much cause I still have plenty of time before I tell him. (looks out window) Sakura is STILL there. I knew that girl got in the way. In the way of my front door.
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(later that night)
{Sasuke's Dream}
Sasuke: (standing) Another pointless dream...
Voice: Sasuke! Sasuke you bastard are you there?...
Sasuke: Bastard? Naruto? Naruto! Maybe this isn't so pointless after all...
Naruto: Ah Sasuke! There you are! Can you buy me a bowl of ramen? (comes out of nowhere and sits cross-legged in front of Sasuke)
Sasuke: You want me to buy ramen for you, now? Ramen?! What kind of dream is this?!
Naruto: No, not now idiot! When you get the chance! Duh, Sasuke! I thought you were top in our class!
Sasuke: Why am I dreaming about THIS!
Naruto: UGH! This is the SECOND time someone said I was a dream! Sasuke's fault!
Sasuke: I do have ears...
Naruto: That was supposed to be a thought!!
Sasuke: Hey, remember dobe, MY dream MY rules.
Naruto: DON'T CALL ME THAT BASTARD! Agh! Anyways, I'm getting off subject. Well, when you CAN, buy ramen for me! OK? Mmmm Ramen!
Sasuke: Why should I waste my money on you?!
Naruto: Because if you don't I'll belong to someone else...
Sasuke: Someone else? Wait. If you're a dream I should know all about this already.
Naruto: Dammit SASUKE! THIS is OTHER SIDE of your head telling you something using me! Geez, do you have to be so logical?
Sasuke: "Logical" isn't in your vocabulary...
Naruto: WHATEVER!!! Well are you or aren't you!
Sasuke: Who's this "someone else?"
Naruto: This guy! (points to someone who is surrounded in fog)
Sasuke: Who are YOU!
"someone else": I'm-
(knock knock)
AGH! Damn door! It interrupted my dr-I had a non-Itachi murder dream? (knock knock) Who the hell could be at my door at-(glances at clock) ten o' clock? Shit. I slept in. I bet it's Sakura asking me if I were serious, and if it is...I just LOST my chance to find out who likes my little koi thanks to NOTHING. If I knew, well lets just say I already received a day's worth of training. She probably camped out on my doorstep. I did my daily routines getting knocks every six to seven seconds. (knock knock) It started getting annoying after a while. I then took out a kunai for self defense. That girl probably brought backup, and who knows what will happen. I saw what happened to Naruto and it wasn't pretty, but Naruto was. Haha. I made a joke. I am SO happy. Not. I decided to open the door, risking my worthless life only to find my old teacher there quite stressed out. NO fangirls in sight nor Sakura...whew!
"Iruka-sensei? What are you doing here?"
"Ah Sa-Sasuke. You saw Naruto yes-yesterday late afternoon after you mission right?"
"Err..yea. Why?"
"Na-he-...I went to visit Naruto yesterday at his apartment to drop off this month's supply of instant ramen. When I got there, Naruto wasn't home. I figured that he probably went out to the noodle bar so I waited. I waited until this morning and he never returned home. So...I'm wondering i-if you knew where he might be."
Naruto didn't return home. Then where was he last night? Sleeping with someone?....Oh crap! Naruto could have been ANYWHERE since it rained and.....errr....hailed. My former teacher then overreated and started rambling all sorts of nonsense.
"-maybe have been shocked by lightning, or or passed out som-"
Then I saw him there. Walking on the sidewalk near the border of my house clenching his stomach. I didn't trust my eyes but I believed them anyways.
"Umm...Iruka isn't he right there" (points)
"Eh...?" (turns around)
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{Naruto's POV}
Walking home was a pain for me when I left Neji's house...no wait MANSION! Why? Because I was clenching my stomach. Why? Because I didn't eat a FREAKING THING since YESTERDAY morning. That's a world record for me and was also Sasuke's fault! Anywho, I was still a bit shocked from what happened earlier, but the "kiss" wasn't what I was so shocked about. It was how I was reacting in my head that shocked me. I sorta liked it. Yep. I hated to admit it but I did. Does that mean I'm gay? Cause if I am- AGH! My head hurts now plus my stomach...I NEED FOOD!
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So I'm walking in pain. WAH! I want to buy me some RAMEN! (diggs through pocket)
"NANI! Where'd my money go! NYA! I left it at Neji's hou-mansion! Iiiie! Iruka-sensei where are you!"
So I left it at Neji's ho-mansion. MANSION! IT'S a mansion Naruto REMEMBER THAT! (stomach rumbles) Iruka...I have to find Iruka! (runs in random direction) Iruka! WHERE IS HE! Argh! Stupid Sasuke! It's his fault again!
After a bit of running and growling from my stomach, I approached a mansion that looked a bit like Neji's except smaller. Mansion? Noooo! I went backwards! Well, if this is Neji's, I ought to get my money back right? So I was walking down the sidewalk when Iruka-sensei sped off high speed toward me and gave me this big hug. Actually it wasn't big, it was HUGE, GIGANTIC, SO big it would've killed me if I stayed in that position a second longer. It wasn't a hug that said "Hi, I'm glad you're ok", it said "Hi! I hate you so you need to die. I don't have a weapon, so I'll kill you by giving a big bear hug! A really big "loving" bear hug". I knew Iruka didn't mean it but it still hurt like HELL!
"Naruto! I was so worried about you! What's the excuse THIS time..."
"ACK! Can you l-l-let g-go- OWWWW! (Iruka lets go blushing slightly) Well, erm can we talk about it over some ramen please! I'm so hungry I can eat Sasuke!" I glanced at him for a reaction but nothing happened...wierd.
"Well, alright Nar-(sees a bird flying in the sky) Oh...I'm sorry but the teachers seem to want to see me right now. And it looks pretty important."
"B-but...I didn't eat since yesterday morning! I really want some ramen! Can I atleast have some money?"
"Ah, Naruto I'm sorry. I don't have any money with me now."
"NOOOO! Sasuke! It's your fault again!" I again looked for a reaction but he remained still. Is this Sasuke? Or is it mother nature possessing him so she can finally kill me off... I don't know! I then heard Sasuke mumble something with "dream" and "buying ramen". Oh great is he going buy some and eat it in my face? Then he started to speak more clearly.
"Iruka...since you can't, I'll be willing to buy ramen for Naruto since it was "my fault"(glances at Naruto) even though I don't know why."
"Sasuke. What a thoughtful thing to do. Naruto, you can go eat with Sasuke, problem solved!"
I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. I had to eat ramen with an ice cube. Why did the ice cube offer to buy me something? Sasuke must be up to something. Better keep my guard up. Even when eating ramen...can I do that?
"B-b-but...He might do some sort of voodoo to me!"
"Naruto, do you want to go with Sasuke or have no food at all?"
"......"
"I thought so...Well, bye Naruto, I'll be leaving now."(leaves in puff of smoke)
(10 minutes later)
I was drowning in a decade of silence. Sasuke was staring at me so hard that if he had laser eyes I'd look like swiss cheese. Swiss cheese? That thing goes with bread right? Or I can forget about the entire idea and go with th image of ramen.(stomach rumbles) Crap. Sasuke finally said something right after.
"Do you want to go yet or do you want your stomach to be growling all day?"
"I've been wanting to go a bazillion years ago!"
"Then walk." And with that he started walking off toward the noodle bar. I scurried off after him. When I finally by his side I stuck my toungue at him and walked a bit ahead of him. He caught the signal and walked ahead of me making his pace a bit faster. I was then running and he did the same as we walked off to "stomach relief." Wait actually we ran. We ran so fast that I heard people cursing their mouths off at me but NOT at Sasuke. They needed to wash their mouthes out with soap. After a few minutes, point fourty five to be exact, we entered the Ichiraku Noodle Bar. Yay!
"Ah good morning Naruto, and who's this? A friend?"
"Err..yea...a friend"
"So, the usual? And what about you friend?"
"Yep! And I don't know...what do you want Sasuke?"
"I don't know...I've never eaten it before..."
I fell out of my chair the second after he said that. How can ANYONE "never" eat ramen before? Even an ice cube should have eaten ramen at least once! That was a sudden breakthrough in ramen history, if there is one. If there isn't SASUKE'S FAULT!
"Ahh...just get the same for him...HOW CAN YOU NOT EVER EAT RAMEN BEFORE, SASUKE!!!" He just shrugs his shoulders trying to act all cool...
"Where were you Naruto?" (ramen finishes cooking and is placed in front of each boy)
(muffled sound)"-wa-was at N-N-Neji's house for shelter." (slurp) Ahh! The sweet melody of devouring noodles! When I said that I swore that I saw Sasuke choke on his ramen. What's wrong with Neji?
{Sasuke's POV}
He was with Neji all night. Neji......NEJI! ALL NIGHT! He was the freaking voice in that damn dream! I forgot all about HIM! AGH! Sasuke, why didn't you think of him before! ARGH! I am stupid! And Naruto is acting all cool about it!
"You were with Neji all night? Neji? All alone?"
"Yea, why?" (finishes bowl and grabs another)
"D-did anything happen there" I noticed a bulge in his pocket and a piece of orange fabric stuck out. I decided to ignore it since it WAS Naruto. He then coughed out a mouthful of ramen when I said that. Ahh. So I see. Something DID happen.
"Wha? NO! Remember my name is Naruto! NOT Kakashi."
"Something did happened. I can see it in your eyes."
"WHAT?! Oh! Something did happen! I got a free pair of PJs!"(finishes another bowl and grabs Sasuke's since he wasn't eating)
"That's not what I'm talking about Naruto! And I know you're playing stupid"
".....HOW can you accuse me of SUCH things SASUKE! And-blah blah blah blah blah-"
He just continued on talking and talking. Trying to make a pitiful cover-up. It was lame so I just stared at him since my ramen was gone. Even though Naruto was fifteen, he still had these baby features all over him. It was adorable to see him ramble even if it WAS annoying. I looked at his neck. A bit tanned, long and...unmarked. That was a good sign, but something else did happen.
"blah blah blah blah! So see! Nothing happened!" He then stuck his toungue out in annoyance again. Cute.
"Right...." He started to ramble again. I couldn't handle it anymore, Neji did something. It seems really big judging how hard Naruto is trying to cover it up. I can shut Naruto up right now, I'll regret it though....whatever...
"-jump to such CONCLUSIONS! Sasuke! I thought that-"
I claimed his lips then. He definitely needed to shut up. It was funny to see his reaction. Judging by his face, Neji did the same thing. Heh. I can beat that. I heard a "thump" sound but I didn't bother to care what it was. I then nibbled on his lip asking for entry. He slightly gasped and let my tougue enter. I explored every little space and it tasted like ramen with a extra sweetness coming from his own mouth. I was savoring every second before I felt a pair of eyes gazing at me. I broke the kiss to turn around and Naruto was left there in shock. Neji was standing right there and an unconcious Sakura layed next to his legs. He was glaring at me, and hard.
"Uchiha....Do you mind walking outside for a talk?"
(smirk)"Not at all."
TBC
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Yami Chi: HAHAHA! I took over the end!
Hikari Chi: Yea I know....
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(A.N.): Hmmm...it's going to get angsty in the rest of the chapters...NOOOO! Yami: YES! Anyways, I'm sorry if THIS was also OOC...this is the first beta-ed chapter so I'll see what happens. Anyways REVIEW! Little Chibi Sasuke is taking his 5 minute break from making plushies! If you review he'll sew some orange P.Js! Oh yea....if I bashed Sakura a bit... I'm sorry! I do like her (a bit) but it's hard to make her likable in this kind of story...Sorry! But, don't worry! She isn't going to stay like that! This was also a HORRIBLE chapter...
Wow! I got more reviews that I expected again!!
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siw-wa: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Heehee! I told him that but he wouldn't listen. Poor Neji...so shy. Wow...I really didn't know that my jokes were that funny...hmmm.
Little Leila: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) I might make this a Neji/Naru (i luv that couple) but it depends on how the story goes...and how my Yami self writes the Fluff... (glares at Yami)
Blins Satan: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Hell Yea! Yami Chi: I wrote it.---Hikari Chi: YEA! We KNOW already! Anyways, you don't need to worry about me discontinuing this story! I'm am devoted to it now!
Cookie6: (hands over a Sasuke Plushie) Thanks! I've never got a comment about originality before... YAY! And the slamming door was in my head for quite a while.....I fianlly got it out!
Gina-Uzumaki: (hands over a Sasuke Plushie) YOU like my story! I can't believe it cause I love your story! Thank you so much! (hikari faints from surprise and yami takes over)
Iceheart19: (hands over aSasuke plushie) It's alright! I already found someone. And about Neji, well, let's just say he's really pissed and thinks he's hallucinating. I guess I'll use that piece of advice later on! About the dream, hmmm, I blame my hikari she didn't let me continue it!!
xXFissshBonesssXx: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) I wish I knew Italian, but anyways I don't. And yea, I may be making progress, but it's quite slow. (sigh)
Anime Lass: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Hehe. I've been thinking hard about it. My little chibi Neji here seems to be quite jealous about chapter 3 in the manga. Haha! Thanks for reviewing again!
chibified kitsunes: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) Wow! I made it onto your favorites too?! When I first read this pairing I thought the exact same thing!
Night-Owl123: (hands over a Sasuke plushie) You really like it! I still don't believe how many people like this...(thinks)
Kutsu: (hands over Sasuke Plushie) Oh really! Wow thanks! I thought I totally destroyed Neji's character. Yay! I made it to your favorites too?! Thank you!
Renn: (hands over Sasuke Plushie) You liked the dream? Thanks! I didn't know anyone would comment on it.