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Chapter 13
--------(Son of Urd universe)--------
Finally reaching the end of the school day, Fiona and Anata along with every other student rushed from the school. Trying not to be one of the unlucky ones that will need to stay behind and help clean.
"Mom and Dad might as well have given the whole student body the 'Talk' while they were at it." Anata said.
"I don't know why you're all embarrassed about; Mom didn't pick you out from every one." Fiona whined.
"Still, I was sitting next to you, so every one that was looking at you where surely looking at me as well." Anata stated.
"I'm telling you this is some form of punishment for the other day." Fiona said.
"Yeah some sick twisted form of punishment." Anata added. "Do you think mom's been hanging around Aunt Urd too much?"
"No she's not that twisted yet." Fiona replied.
"Well if we don't want to get stuck here we better get going." Anata said.
"No kidding, I don't want to be here any longer then I need to be." Fiona said.
Reaching the area where, the several different forms of teleportation. Everything from pools of water to mirrors, TV's everything that would be needed to get countless Gods, Goddesses and demons back to their own realms could be found in this teleportation area. Reaching two mirrors, Fiona looked over at her sister.
"Beat you home." Fiona said.
"You're on!" Anata said accepting the challenge.
Both sisters started to run for the mirror they had picked out for their trip home. Running past the other students as they ran for the mirror. Seeing that she was going to win, Fiona looked back to see her sister just feet behind her. Turning back around just in time to run in to the mirror, but instead of going through mirror something else happened....
WHAM!
WHAM!
"What... What happened?" Anata asked with her face smashed in to the mirror.
"I think it's broken..." Fiona replied her face too smashed in to the mirror.
Just then there was a scream from behind them. Turning around both sisters found the look of panic in their student's eyes.
"They closed down the gates...RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!" One god yelled as he tuned and started to for a field of tall grass.
"Every one! Run for that convently placed field of tall grass!!!" A demon yelled fallowing the god that just ran in to the field.
Fallowing everyone else, Anata and Fiona ran for it. Just as they reached the middle of the field of tall grass, some weird horn sounded. Stopping every student dead in their tracks; looking around Fiona saw something that she had never thought she would see. There was Peorth on some horse, blowing in to a horn. Seeing the same thing the other students started to run for where they had just came from.
"This is something from some twisted sixties movies!" Anata yelled as she and Fiona, along with the other students.
Little did they know they were running right in to a trap set by the faculty of the school.
Just as the students thought they were going to make it, Rind along with several Valyries.
"NOOOOO!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!" A young goddess screamed.
Fifteen minutes later....
"Run in to that field of tall grass... What a bright idea." A goddess hissed at the Demon that told every one to run for the field.
"I seemed like a good idea at the time." The demon said.
"You twit." The goddess said.
"All right! Pipe down!" Rind commanded, making every one silent.
Just then Peorth came in front of the line of some fifty students.
"The first ten students clean the first floor of the school. The second group of ten cleans the second floor of the school; groups three and four clean the lunch room and the gym. The last group of students come with me...." Peorth said.
In that last group was Anata, Fiona, Aoi, Raven, Kou, and several other students.
"Miss. Peorth ma'am where are you taking us?" Aoi asked.
"You my sweets, are going to have a special task." Peorth replied.
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is it Peorth?" Anata asked.
"Well My darlings, you get to trim my rose garden." Just as Peorth replied to Anata's question, they came to the back of the school to reveal a field of some fifty acres of rose garden.
"I had to ask..." Anata said to her self with a groan.
-------(Goddess of the Earth universe)-------
Sitting in front of the T.V. Raziel tried to watch the rest of the all day star trek marathon, but with his mother looming over head, that was proving to be difficult...
"So nothing happened?" Urd asked.
"Nothing... I'm trying to watch this." Raziel said.
"Because I really don't want to be called grandma...." Urd said.
"Why will that make you feel old?" Raziel asked.
"What.. Yes.. I mean no, I'm twenty nine." Urd said.
"Sure you're twenty nine years old, and Yggdrasil just opened up yesterday." Raziel said.
"You're....*sniff* Whaaaaaaaaa!" Urd cried as she left the living room, leaving Raziel to his marathon.
"There that will get her off my back for a while." Raziel said as he watched his show, getting his star trek fix.
In the kitchen, Belldandy was comforting her sister.
"There, there Urd. I'm sure he didn't mean it. Maybe he just wants to watch his show. He seems to be deeply engrossed with it." Belldandy said, just then..
"Oh yeah light my fire!!!!"
Both Urd and Belldandy looked at each other with a questioning look.
"Like I said he seems to be enjoying his show." Belldandy said.
"But what am I going to do? Raziel's going to knock up Yu! Then I'm going to be called grandma!!!!!" Urd cried in to Belldandy's shoulder.
"Well Urd, accepting one's age is the first step to becoming happier." Belldandy said.
"What about you Bell?" Urd asked.
"Now, now sis we're talking about you here...."Belldandy said, quickly changing the subject.
Just then....
"BELLDANDY! BELLDANDY I GOT IT!!!" Skuld yelled as she busted through the back door.
"What is it Skuld!" Belldandy asked thinking that something bad had happened.
"I finally finished decompiling the data from the other me! I'm such a geniuses I really am!" Skuld cried in joy.
Hearing what was just said from the other room; Raziel jumped up off the floor and ran to the kitchen.
"What you mean that I'll be getting home sooner?" Raziel asked.
"No, you'll still be stuck here for six months." Skuld replied in her normal tone.
Raziel only let out a sigh and turned back around for the T.V. "I'll be in here watching my show."
T.B.C.
A/N: Sorry about the short chapter. This was just something to lighten the mood before Player0 and I really start to kick the action up some. But fear not every one chapters just as funny as this one will not go away.
Chapter 13
--------(Son of Urd universe)--------
Finally reaching the end of the school day, Fiona and Anata along with every other student rushed from the school. Trying not to be one of the unlucky ones that will need to stay behind and help clean.
"Mom and Dad might as well have given the whole student body the 'Talk' while they were at it." Anata said.
"I don't know why you're all embarrassed about; Mom didn't pick you out from every one." Fiona whined.
"Still, I was sitting next to you, so every one that was looking at you where surely looking at me as well." Anata stated.
"I'm telling you this is some form of punishment for the other day." Fiona said.
"Yeah some sick twisted form of punishment." Anata added. "Do you think mom's been hanging around Aunt Urd too much?"
"No she's not that twisted yet." Fiona replied.
"Well if we don't want to get stuck here we better get going." Anata said.
"No kidding, I don't want to be here any longer then I need to be." Fiona said.
Reaching the area where, the several different forms of teleportation. Everything from pools of water to mirrors, TV's everything that would be needed to get countless Gods, Goddesses and demons back to their own realms could be found in this teleportation area. Reaching two mirrors, Fiona looked over at her sister.
"Beat you home." Fiona said.
"You're on!" Anata said accepting the challenge.
Both sisters started to run for the mirror they had picked out for their trip home. Running past the other students as they ran for the mirror. Seeing that she was going to win, Fiona looked back to see her sister just feet behind her. Turning back around just in time to run in to the mirror, but instead of going through mirror something else happened....
WHAM!
WHAM!
"What... What happened?" Anata asked with her face smashed in to the mirror.
"I think it's broken..." Fiona replied her face too smashed in to the mirror.
Just then there was a scream from behind them. Turning around both sisters found the look of panic in their student's eyes.
"They closed down the gates...RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!" One god yelled as he tuned and started to for a field of tall grass.
"Every one! Run for that convently placed field of tall grass!!!" A demon yelled fallowing the god that just ran in to the field.
Fallowing everyone else, Anata and Fiona ran for it. Just as they reached the middle of the field of tall grass, some weird horn sounded. Stopping every student dead in their tracks; looking around Fiona saw something that she had never thought she would see. There was Peorth on some horse, blowing in to a horn. Seeing the same thing the other students started to run for where they had just came from.
"This is something from some twisted sixties movies!" Anata yelled as she and Fiona, along with the other students.
Little did they know they were running right in to a trap set by the faculty of the school.
Just as the students thought they were going to make it, Rind along with several Valyries.
"NOOOOO!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!" A young goddess screamed.
Fifteen minutes later....
"Run in to that field of tall grass... What a bright idea." A goddess hissed at the Demon that told every one to run for the field.
"I seemed like a good idea at the time." The demon said.
"You twit." The goddess said.
"All right! Pipe down!" Rind commanded, making every one silent.
Just then Peorth came in front of the line of some fifty students.
"The first ten students clean the first floor of the school. The second group of ten cleans the second floor of the school; groups three and four clean the lunch room and the gym. The last group of students come with me...." Peorth said.
In that last group was Anata, Fiona, Aoi, Raven, Kou, and several other students.
"Miss. Peorth ma'am where are you taking us?" Aoi asked.
"You my sweets, are going to have a special task." Peorth replied.
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is it Peorth?" Anata asked.
"Well My darlings, you get to trim my rose garden." Just as Peorth replied to Anata's question, they came to the back of the school to reveal a field of some fifty acres of rose garden.
"I had to ask..." Anata said to her self with a groan.
-------(Goddess of the Earth universe)-------
Sitting in front of the T.V. Raziel tried to watch the rest of the all day star trek marathon, but with his mother looming over head, that was proving to be difficult...
"So nothing happened?" Urd asked.
"Nothing... I'm trying to watch this." Raziel said.
"Because I really don't want to be called grandma...." Urd said.
"Why will that make you feel old?" Raziel asked.
"What.. Yes.. I mean no, I'm twenty nine." Urd said.
"Sure you're twenty nine years old, and Yggdrasil just opened up yesterday." Raziel said.
"You're....*sniff* Whaaaaaaaaa!" Urd cried as she left the living room, leaving Raziel to his marathon.
"There that will get her off my back for a while." Raziel said as he watched his show, getting his star trek fix.
In the kitchen, Belldandy was comforting her sister.
"There, there Urd. I'm sure he didn't mean it. Maybe he just wants to watch his show. He seems to be deeply engrossed with it." Belldandy said, just then..
"Oh yeah light my fire!!!!"
Both Urd and Belldandy looked at each other with a questioning look.
"Like I said he seems to be enjoying his show." Belldandy said.
"But what am I going to do? Raziel's going to knock up Yu! Then I'm going to be called grandma!!!!!" Urd cried in to Belldandy's shoulder.
"Well Urd, accepting one's age is the first step to becoming happier." Belldandy said.
"What about you Bell?" Urd asked.
"Now, now sis we're talking about you here...."Belldandy said, quickly changing the subject.
Just then....
"BELLDANDY! BELLDANDY I GOT IT!!!" Skuld yelled as she busted through the back door.
"What is it Skuld!" Belldandy asked thinking that something bad had happened.
"I finally finished decompiling the data from the other me! I'm such a geniuses I really am!" Skuld cried in joy.
Hearing what was just said from the other room; Raziel jumped up off the floor and ran to the kitchen.
"What you mean that I'll be getting home sooner?" Raziel asked.
"No, you'll still be stuck here for six months." Skuld replied in her normal tone.
Raziel only let out a sigh and turned back around for the T.V. "I'll be in here watching my show."
T.B.C.
A/N: Sorry about the short chapter. This was just something to lighten the mood before Player0 and I really start to kick the action up some. But fear not every one chapters just as funny as this one will not go away.