A/N: Hi again. Hope you liked the story so far- if anybody's read it, that is. Doesn't seem like it so far. NOT A SINGLE REVIEW!!!!! I know It's not exactly Nobel Prize material or anything- but it's not that bad either.
Oh, And could someone PLEASE tell me a way to make the 'at' symbol come in the fanfic? I can't get it in!!!
Disclaimer:
Question: Would I really be writing a fanfiction if I owned CCS?
Answer: No.
Conclusion: I do not own CCS, but I do own this story, and it'll make me tremendously happy if you read this. (and review, of course.)
Chapter Two
From : blueboy
To : warriorgurl
Subject : Syaoran
Meiling, wish that cousin of yours the very best of luck, because he is going to need all of it and more the next time he meets me.
Eriol
From : warriorgurl
To : littlewolf
Subject : You.
Syaoran, you moron. (That rhymes. With a good reason, I might add.) Whatever made you not attend Eriols' wedding? That was stupid. Totally, completely stupid. Now he's off plotting revenge- and you know what happens when Eriol takes revenge on somebody.
Oh, and can you leave your CD Player to me in your will?
Just a suggestion.
Meiling.
From : littlewolf
To : warriorgurl
Subject : Re: You.
Shit.
From : warriorgurl
To : blueboy
Subject : Syaoran
I warned him. So, what are you planning to do?
Whatever it is, I want a major role in it. He's been getting on my nerves lately. Big time.
…Wait, I have a suggestion.
Send him off to Hawaii. He hates girls latching onto him.
Meiling
From : blueboy
To : warriorgurl
Subject : The Plan
Naah. Won't work. He'll probably stay in the hotel all the time and work on the latest, most boring statistic of LiCorp. And we can't trash his laptop either, he'll just buy another one.
What we need is something he can't wriggle out of…you know, a responsibility thing.
And what's more…I think I've got it.
From,
The Schemer.
From : blueboy
To : yelenli
Subject : Your son
Cousin Yelen, It's me, Eriol.
Look, this is about Syaoran. You know he's been acting insufferable lately. And, all though I know the elders would disagree, (their version of the Li Clan's perfect leader being 'a cold, emotionless zombie') I know that you, like me, believe that no person meeting Syaoran for the first time would be able to stand being five minutes with him without one of the following thoughts running through his/her head;
"Lemme outta here! The guy is scary!"
"Have we been shipped of to the zombie planet or something?"
"Stone statue, or incredibly hot human being? Hmm… interesting question."
"If he doesn't say anything natural soon, I'll report to the mental hospital."
"Oh, Lord…I'm pretty sure that you will be happy if I follow through my thoughts of murdering him. 'COZ THE GUY IS AN AROGGANT, RUDE, CREEPY N' WAY TOO SMUG JERK!!!"
Of course, there is the majority of the female population whose thoughts run along a totally different line…but let's forget that for the time being.
Anyway…
I was thinking…why not strip him off his title for the summer and give him a normal job for a change. Something not involving numbers? Like…a summer camp counsellor, for instance.
Yours truly,
Eriol Hiiragizawa.
From : yelenli
To : blueboy
Subject : Re: Your son
I do happen to agree with your views on Xiao Lang, Eriol. He's got an incredibly huge heart- but he rarely shows it. And I want to know which Camp you have in mind. I'll get him a job in it right away.
Oh…and Eriol, not that I'm complaining, but did your sudden desire to reform him stem from the fact that he forgot to attend your wedding?
Yelan Li
From : blueboy
To : yelenli
Subject : The Camp
The Camp's name is Camp Kraven. It's run by Richard Stone, an American. It's basically a sports camp- and a rich kid's camp. So Syaoran won't feel too out of place there.
Oh, as for your accusation- Perish the thought.
Eriol.
From : littlewolf
To : warriorgurl
Subject : Eriol.
Tell him that I'll murder him. VERY SOON. A SUMMER CAMP COUNSELLOR?!!!!!!!!!! He's asking for it.
Meiling, can you please convince my mother that this is a bad idea? Please? I'm begging you!
Syaoran (or Xiao Lang. Whatever.)
From : warriorgurl
To : blueboy
Subject : Syaoran
He sent me an E-mail asking me to tell you that he'll soon murder you.
And you can tell both him and yourself that I'm not a channel of communication. From now on, if you wanna tell him anything, mail him yourself. Oh, and tell him this too – NO way I'm convincing aunt Yelen to back up on her decision. It'll do well for him to act normal for a change.
Well, as normal as Xiao Lang Li can get, anyway.
Meiling (a.k.a. Disturb me and you're dead.)
From : blueboy
To : littlewolf
Subject : Meilings' Message
She wants us to stop using her as a 'channel of communication' ( I swear, sending her to Oxford was the worst idea ever.) and she wants me to tell you that she will not , in any way, help you on this one- she wants to see you acting normal for once.
Eriol.
PS : What do you think of my idea, my cute little nephew?
From : littlewolf
To : blueboy
Subject : Censored
Hiiragizawa, you are the most personin planet Earth. I wonder what Tomoyos' reactionis gonna be when she finally realizes that she has married a madman.
And for your Information, I DESPISE your idea.
Sincerely,
Syaoran.
PS: AND FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!
From : warriorgurl
To : xiefali
Subject : Re: What's up?
Oh the usual.
Eriol has found a new way to torture you little brother, who is (probably) currently telling Eriol for the who-knows-what-th time to stop calling him his cute little descendant.
Our family is so predictable.
Meiling
This time, REVIEW.
PLEASE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????For those of you didn't get it- Eriol is Syaorans' Uncle in this fic, even tough they're the same age. It is possible- like…My Grandma's youngest sister and my mother's youngest sister are both 27 years old.