A/N: ………… I can't think of anything I wanna say………. Except that this chappy will be in a diary format as well as an E-mail one. Syaorans' and a bus stop gaurds'. Yeah, I know. Syaoran probarbly won't keep a diary to save his life. But gimme a break- I'm new at all this. Oh, and one more thing. I don't know the last names of Yukito or Nakuru. So…I'd appriciate it if somebody helps me out. I know my spelling is terrible-but my spellchecker ain't working. My deepest apologies.

Oh, and some of the jokes in here are taken from respective books. Uh… Animorphs, Outernet and a novelization of Sabrina the teenage witch. And Blue-nosed Baboon, one of my fav. insults, is taken from dungeons and dragons.

Disclaimer: Do I have to keep on doing this? It's really annoying me!

All rights to CCS belong to clamp. I'm just writing this 'coz I want to- and coz I know that at least one person in is reading this. This chapter is thereby dedicated to gwyn15- my first ever reviewer. And to my friend Sonia, who read my story and gave me some much-needed encouragement.

ALERT!: MORE SWEARING THAN USUAL IN THIS CHAPTER!

Anyway- here we go!

Chapter the Third
From : amethyesteyes

To : cherryblossom

Subject : I'm missing you.

Sakura…you've been gone for roughly one day, and already I'm missing you so much it feels like…well, OK so I don't know what it feels like, but I know it's NOT good. Eriol is not helping at all. He keeps on walking around with a vampire smile on his face. And sometimes he gives out that prototype villan laugh- you know, the one which goes 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.'

I love him. But sometimes…I just get the feeling that he's majorly weird.

So, how's Kraven? Any hot counsellors there? I'm waiting…

Love, Tomoyo

PS: REPLY AT ONCE. I didn't give you the latest laptop for nothing, you know.

From : cherryblossom

To : amethyesteyes

Subject : Camp Kraven

Dear Tomoyo,

Camp Kraven is ABSOLUTLEY wonderful! It's set in the middle of the woods, with eight cabins for the kids and a central building which has the art hall, the music rooms and the cafeteria. I tell you, if Dad had put me in a camp like this when I was a kid, I'd NEVER leave! I mean, there is even a waterfall here- it's barely half a mile away! The river actually runs through the camp. DAMNIT! It's beautiful!

As for your query about hot consellors…well…I belive there might be a teensy possibility…

SAKURA KINOMOTOS' DATABASE ON THE OTHER CAMP KRAVEN COUNSELLORS.

1) Yukito

He's so nice, and SOOOOOOOOOO cute!!! I mean, as soon as I stepped into camp with my luggage, he smiled at me and told me that "such a pretty girl should not be carrying bags. Here, let me help you out." And he took the bags even though I told him I could handle it. I do belive I've met up with Prince Charming himself. Sigh…

2) Nakuru

As soon as I laid my eyes on her, she pulled me into a bone-breaking hug. I almost suffocated. Nakuru is THE hyperactive girl. NO competition. I think she has more energy than those four women at your wedding put together …what were their names? Oh yeah- Fanren, Futti, Feimei and Xiefa. Imagine that.

I know. I thouht that was impossible too- untill I met Nakuru.

But she's really sweet. And very friendly. I like her a lot!

3) Terada

I don't know his first name- or much about him, either. But he seems like a nice guy.

4)Kaho Mazuki

Three words.

She. Is. Gorgeous.

Seriously.

I swear my mouth hit the floor when I saw her. She could give Cindy Crawford a run for her money. I mean like-WOW!

That's not all. I heard that she was studying to be a brain surgeon- and that she's just working here 'coz she wants to take a vacation. She won the statewide ice skating competition too.

Oh, and she's gorgeous. I belive she's beautiful enough for me to say that twice. She's sweet, too. She's GODDAMN PERFECT!

You know, it's at times like this when I wonder why I was even born. I'm NOTHING compared to Kaho Mazuki. NOTHING, I tell you.

Zilt. Zippo. Nada. Nil.

5) Syaoran Li

Syaoran Li. Hmm…now, what can I say about him? Oh. I know.

He's a warty-faced, low-down, flea-bitten, arrogant son of a bitch who doesn't even KNOW HOW TO USE A COMB. He's also rude, uncaring, rude, mean, rude, camel-faced, rude, purple nosed, rude, yellow teethed, rude, idiotic, rude, moronic, rude oh, and did I mention? RUDE!!!

There is a limit to being rude! And he crossed it barely FIVE seconds after I met him. I actually started to wish for Touya. At least, if he were here, the guy would get clobbered. And what's the deal with his nose anyway? It's so sharp that it can cut through glass.

As much as I love Camp Kraven, ONE WHOLE MONTH with that IRRITATING CREATURE FROM HELL will damage my health seriously.

Get some tickets to the Swisss alps or something. I will need a vacation after dealing with this one.

He will not know what hit him.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

A Sakura who's planning away…

From : amethyesteyes

To : cookinheaven

Subject : Rika,

My husband scares me.

My best friend scares me.

And now I'm starting to scare myself. I'm talking to my teddy bear.

HELP!!!

Tomoyo

From : cookinheaven

To : amethyesteyes

Subject : Re: Rika,

What?

DIARY ENTRY- SYAORAN LI

I hate Eriol. Because he's the one responsible for putting me through this.

I hate Meiling. 'coz it's obvious she went along with his scheme. Plus, she refused to help me get out of this…situation.

I hate Sakura Kinomoto. Because she really, REALLY annoys me.

As in REALLY. Quarduple it, add a few zillion zeros and you might get an teensy idea of how much she annoys me.

Counsellor?! What's her speciality, anyway?! Insulting? Yelling? Or just being plain RUDE?!!!! ARGH!!! The mere thought of her drives me mad. That little bitch had the nerve to call me a blue-nosed baboon. IMAGINE! A blue-nosed baboon! And she made some snide comment about how I should learn to use a comb. EXCUSE ME! Like her hair was neatly plastered to her head or something.

But enough about her. I'm gonna think about the beautiful angel kind enough to grace this crappy camp with her presence.

Kaho Mazuki.

Come to think of it, I don't really hate Eriol or Meiling anymore. If it weren't for them, I would never have met Kaho.

But I still hate Sakura Kinomoto.

I don't think ANYTHING short of a miracle can change that.

DIARY ENTRY- JOE SAYUKI, BUS STOP GUARD

I knew I should've listened to mamma.

You see, mamma never liked me being a bus stop guard. "Joey," she told me, "being a bus stop guard can be boring, degrading, and sometimes even dangerous. Please choose a nice, peaceful profession."

But I was adamant. "No mamma," I said, "I'm a healthy young man. I need adventure. I can't be cooped up in an office now. My heart yearns to be in the open air."

But now I've realized it. Mammas' always right. You should always listen to them. After what happened today, I'm definetly looking for a new job. Oh, my eardrums…

See, today when I was sitting at the bus stop, minding my own business…

Well, that's it for today. I thought I HAD to write a new chapter. I couldn't leave my story to rot, after all. Besides, I wanted to do something for my reviewers, even if it was only dedicating a silly chapter of an even sillier story to them. One with a lot of spelling mistakes, to beat… but I can't do anything else, I'm flat broke.

As you can see, Sakura and Syaoran have already met…and it's not exactly love at first sight. But let me assure you- it's SOMETHING at first sight.

Possibly hate. Oh well…

Next chapter reveals how our favorite (my fav, at any rate) couple met, and why the have such -ahem- colourful opinions about each other.

OH, WHY WON'T ANYBODY REVIEW?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!