A/N: Well, I'm actually proud of this chapter, got the idea from my cousin over the weekend. She is so good for ideas. And muchos gracias to all my reviewers and even the people who didn't review but at least read the story.
And for those who are reading this befor reading the book, Arty is short for Artemis, they are one and the same.
Disclaimer: The only thing I own here is the song parody and Bob.
ON WITH THE SHOW!
Well, the truth was out, Artemis was gay. He loved the co- well, you get the idea. Juliet had locked herself in her room, sobbing about her raven-haired lover - whoever he was-, and Butler had given Arty a disturbed look and gone to console his baby sis. Artemis' parents had freaked out and threatened to disown him, but he had reminded them that they wanted to 'start a new, good life' and that couldn't possibly include disowning him. He loved it when he was rite.
And now Artemis sat in his room nervously.
He had called Bob to tell the good news, and Bob told Artemis that he'd come over as soon as he could, (on his privet jet) so that they could celebrate. Bobby was here now, he'd barged into the place like he owned it, greeted everyone in a rush and ran off to Arty's room dragging said Arty along. In the room Bob had walked Arty over to the bed and said in a husky voice, "Now, sit down and close your eyes." Artemis had done so, but peeked anyways, Bob caught him peeking and laughed. Obviously he thought Arty was being playful when really Artemis was checking to see what the hell was going on.
Now as I said before, Artemis was sitting in his room nervously and Bob called from the other end of the room (which suddenly seemed rather large) "You can open your eyes now." Artemis did so and was shocked. His room had been transformed into an exact replica of Christina Agulara's What A Girl Wants video. There were lots of men sitting beside Artemis, calling lustfully to other men who were dressed exactly like the girls in the video (no really, some had on skirts and everything.) In the middle of the transvestites was Bob, decked out in an outfit identical to video-Christina's. Sudenly music started and all the guys that were standing up started dancing while Bob sang:
What a boy wants,
What a boy needs,
I need to let all my urges go free
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly.
I don't think I need to explain the rest, it was an exact homosexual replica of the original, complete with the freakish clown doll in the background that moved on it's own and freaked the hell out of the author.
When the video was over
Juliet walked into the room, she was about to try and win Artemis back, (not that she had him in the first place.) And was shocked to walk in on a Homosexual-Christina-Agulara video set, with Artemis himself huddled in the corner rocking back and forth muttering, "Make the ho's go away, make the ho's go away." For once, Juliet did the smart thing and left. Quickly.
(A/N: Wow! Finally a chapter I'm proude of! Sorry if ther are spelling mistakes, my spell-checker is on the fritz again. Thank you Claudia for another good idea!)