.:…:. Thought
Disclaimer: I don't own the song at the end or Artemis, everything else is MINE!
Author's note: I back! And not dead! WOAH! This chapter is uber short, but I wrote three at the same time, so that makes up for it. Shut up, it does. And thank you OceanChilde for being a faithful reviewer. D Awwww
Bob's Mansion-Scotland
Artemis walked into Bob's room, and heard loud bawling. .:Good God, what is it now?:. Bob looked up to see Arty in the room and the bawling abruptly stopped. He rushed over to his lover. "What's wrong dear?" Artimis inquisited, trying to hide his annoyance. (They've been dating long enough to know that Bob is just way too frockin' emotional.) "I…I'm…(sob)…FAT!" Artimis pulled an o0 face and looked at Bob's bony frame. "Of coarse you're not fat!" Artemis exclaimed, trying to hide his annoyance, Bob looked like he'd start up the water works again, so Arty hastily said, "Come now, you know what'll make you feel better?" Bob sniffled, "An eating disorder?" Artimis rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. "No,- a makeover!" D In the background the 'makeover, makeover' song from clone high starts up.