((…)) Actions.
A/N: This chapter is best experienced late at night or early in the morning.
Still in Bob's room – Scotland
Artimis and Bob's little sister Maritza (Yes, he's got many siblings) sit on Bob's bed, waiting for Bob to get out of the bathroom.
Maritza: ((squirming around))
Artemis: Stop that.
Maritza: But he's taking sooooo long. (
Artemis: ((sighs)) Must I destr---
Artemis is cut off, for just then: Bob walks in!…Wearing make-up, a dress, high-heels and hairspray. O0
Bob: What do you think?
Maritza: Squee! You look so pretty! ((glomps Bob))
Bob: 00 Woah! Honey, you may worship-((he pushes her off))-but from afar!
Maritza: No. ((scoots closer))
Bob: Yes. ((scoots away))
Artemis: ((watching, with mild interest.))
Maritza: No ((scoots closer and latches onto Bob's ankle))
Bob: ((clears throat, and throws head back-Charlie Brown Style)) GOOD GRIEF!
Maritza: ((Looking up from position under Bob's legs…giggles hysterically)) I can see up your skirt! ((points))
Bob: --
Artemis: ((Laughing, completely oblivious to the dirty looks that Bob is throwing him))