A/N In advance I'd like to apologize for my crappy updating. If you want me
to update faster, get a ban on all M/P slash, because they started
disturbing me a while ago, and now I'm losing brain cells because I'm
banging my head on the desk too much. And, while you're at it, all
pointless humor stories that end up killing Arwen or just degrade any
character from Lord of the Rings.
Anyway! Now that the Rant is over, I can get started on the actual story. Ok, I'm going to need to build an army! Mwehehehe! Basically, this whole war thingy is a war on fangirls who go see the movies for 'Leggy' or some crap like that. Andrea/Legolas could probably be classified as a fangirl, but I am (at the moment) beating it out of her with a copy of the books. Same with Niyati/Eowyn. If any fangirls/Mary-Sue authors would like to join the other side, feel free, I'm going to have a hell of a time thinking up people without pulling them from my Original Story.
On with the show! (Yes, finally, I know I rant a lot...)
Chapter 2: 7-Eleven
"Why 7-Eleven?" asked Arwen. "Why do we go to 7-Eleven? Aren't we all banned from that store?"
"Well, of course!" said Pippin, a big grin on her face. "But it's so much fun to annoy them to no end."
The rest nodded. "They'll give up at some point," Gandalf assured them as they approached 7-Eleven. When they got there they could all see Glorfindel and Faramir with the Luggage, but Sauron was no where in sight. "Where's Sauron?" asked Sam who was acquiring the all to familiar trait of repeating what the author just said.
Both Faramir and Glorfindel looked towards the ever foreboding 7-Eleven doors where Sauron came running out of about a minute later. "Touchy lot, aren't they?" Saroun sat down on the bench next to the store, ready to hear what had called this 'meeting' of the Fellowship. Once one has joined the Fellowship of the Movies, it becomes increasingly obvious that the opening of an important movie, such as Return of the King, did not merely mean that they were going to see the movie, but rather also accomplish something on the way.
Or something like that anyway. The author could also be making up crap just to get the story going and to have as many plot-holes filled as possible before she actually gets on with the main point of the story (if one such point even exists).
It was just then that a group of girls walked by, giggling madly at something the front leader was holding. The Fellowship noticed this right away, because the thing they were holding was a little plastic Legolas doll.
"Isn't he sooo hawt!" one of the girls screamed. "Totally!" said another, and they starting giggling again. Besides the girls being obvious fangirls (and of the worst kind), they also seemed to be trying to see if Legolas' clothing came off, which greatly disturbed the entire Fellowship, and the author who has suddenly and for some unknown reason decided that she should be an honorary character despite the fact that she is, in fact, Pippin.
"What are you doing to that poor doll!" screamed Legolas as she pulled away the little plastic doll.
"We're just trying to see if he's anatomically correct!" said the front leader as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I wouldn't let them near Fanfiction.Net," muttered Sam. "Obvious 'Sue authors." Having lived in Middle Earth for a few years, Sam and the rest of the Original members didn't like Sue authors too much. The other Fellowship members silently agreed with Sam, and then they grew shocked that Sam actually said something intelligent and not like someone who had just taken, as Laree would say, 'happy pills.'
Now, by this time, Legolas was screaming at the girls trying to tell them how disgusted she was with them, while the rest of the Fellowship watched in amusement. It wasn't until the girls insulted the books themselves that all of the Fellowship got involved.
"You're all just dorks!" one of them finally yelled and the girls stormed off while Pippin and Legolas yelled some rather. . .er. . .colorful things at them in Elvish and Westron.
"Ok guys," said Faramir she glared at the girls retreating backs. "We don't have time for losers like them who don't have good come backs, lets just get the. . .wait, why are we down here?" Faramir had just voiced the question of several of the other Fellowship members as well and they all started voicing their confusion also. Legolas recovered and looked at everyone else, "We've come to make our war. . ."
A/N Well...that's the beginning. Not much, but the next chapter the war will start. . .I think. . .well, anyway, enjoy this while you can!
Fawkes
Anyway! Now that the Rant is over, I can get started on the actual story. Ok, I'm going to need to build an army! Mwehehehe! Basically, this whole war thingy is a war on fangirls who go see the movies for 'Leggy' or some crap like that. Andrea/Legolas could probably be classified as a fangirl, but I am (at the moment) beating it out of her with a copy of the books. Same with Niyati/Eowyn. If any fangirls/Mary-Sue authors would like to join the other side, feel free, I'm going to have a hell of a time thinking up people without pulling them from my Original Story.
On with the show! (Yes, finally, I know I rant a lot...)
Chapter 2: 7-Eleven
"Why 7-Eleven?" asked Arwen. "Why do we go to 7-Eleven? Aren't we all banned from that store?"
"Well, of course!" said Pippin, a big grin on her face. "But it's so much fun to annoy them to no end."
The rest nodded. "They'll give up at some point," Gandalf assured them as they approached 7-Eleven. When they got there they could all see Glorfindel and Faramir with the Luggage, but Sauron was no where in sight. "Where's Sauron?" asked Sam who was acquiring the all to familiar trait of repeating what the author just said.
Both Faramir and Glorfindel looked towards the ever foreboding 7-Eleven doors where Sauron came running out of about a minute later. "Touchy lot, aren't they?" Saroun sat down on the bench next to the store, ready to hear what had called this 'meeting' of the Fellowship. Once one has joined the Fellowship of the Movies, it becomes increasingly obvious that the opening of an important movie, such as Return of the King, did not merely mean that they were going to see the movie, but rather also accomplish something on the way.
Or something like that anyway. The author could also be making up crap just to get the story going and to have as many plot-holes filled as possible before she actually gets on with the main point of the story (if one such point even exists).
It was just then that a group of girls walked by, giggling madly at something the front leader was holding. The Fellowship noticed this right away, because the thing they were holding was a little plastic Legolas doll.
"Isn't he sooo hawt!" one of the girls screamed. "Totally!" said another, and they starting giggling again. Besides the girls being obvious fangirls (and of the worst kind), they also seemed to be trying to see if Legolas' clothing came off, which greatly disturbed the entire Fellowship, and the author who has suddenly and for some unknown reason decided that she should be an honorary character despite the fact that she is, in fact, Pippin.
"What are you doing to that poor doll!" screamed Legolas as she pulled away the little plastic doll.
"We're just trying to see if he's anatomically correct!" said the front leader as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"I wouldn't let them near Fanfiction.Net," muttered Sam. "Obvious 'Sue authors." Having lived in Middle Earth for a few years, Sam and the rest of the Original members didn't like Sue authors too much. The other Fellowship members silently agreed with Sam, and then they grew shocked that Sam actually said something intelligent and not like someone who had just taken, as Laree would say, 'happy pills.'
Now, by this time, Legolas was screaming at the girls trying to tell them how disgusted she was with them, while the rest of the Fellowship watched in amusement. It wasn't until the girls insulted the books themselves that all of the Fellowship got involved.
"You're all just dorks!" one of them finally yelled and the girls stormed off while Pippin and Legolas yelled some rather. . .er. . .colorful things at them in Elvish and Westron.
"Ok guys," said Faramir she glared at the girls retreating backs. "We don't have time for losers like them who don't have good come backs, lets just get the. . .wait, why are we down here?" Faramir had just voiced the question of several of the other Fellowship members as well and they all started voicing their confusion also. Legolas recovered and looked at everyone else, "We've come to make our war. . ."
A/N Well...that's the beginning. Not much, but the next chapter the war will start. . .I think. . .well, anyway, enjoy this while you can!
Fawkes