SPLIT WORLDS
Disclaimer: We don't own AMG or LOK or EVA or ZCC, please don't sue me.
Chapter 23
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata was walking back to Whirlwind, she wanted her to pick up a motorcycle part from the store's supplier, it was a part that was very rare and very specific, something wasn't well known to amateurs, probably a test to see if she was really deserving of the job, Anata thought. Keiichi was still at Whirlwind as well, it seemed that Chihiro wanted him to install a part on a new engine which she just so happened to forgot to ask him to do during work hours.
In any case, Anata was now getting closer to the shop; she was turning the corner, but when she passed an alleyway, she saw that there was a small kitten in the alley.
"Aww, hey there little guy, are you lost?!" Anata said as she went stroke the kitten's fur, but when she actually touched the kitten, he hand passed right through the kitten's head. 'Uh oh!!!' Anata thought.
Suddenly Anata was grabbed from behind, an Evangelion with purple armour; it had a smooth head, with a sharp tip at the back, and from the back of its head smooth tentacle like dreadlocks with several rings on each dread.
"Hah, I caught her, alright, the reward is all mine!!!" The Evangelion yelled.
Anata wasn't willing to let herself be captured again; she quickly let out a burst of energy that threw the Evangelion back into a wall of Whirlwind, which incidentally crushed a motorcycle under the Evangelions weight.
"Ow, well that plan was bad!!" The Evangelion groaned.
When the Evangelion raised his head, he saw that Anata was standing over him with a very angry look on her face.
"Please don't hurt, I have a soft bone structure!!!!" The Evangelion yelled as he raised his hands above his head defensibly.
"What do you want from me, you're not like the others?!" Anata asked.
"What, me, no I'm not a soldier, I'm a bounty hunter." The Evangelion replied.
"A bounty hunter, why are you after me?!" Anata asked.
"What, you haven't heard, there's a big bounty on your head, put out by the empress herself!!" The Evangelion said.
"What, why is she after me anyway!?!" Anata asked.
"I don't know, I don't care, all I know is you have a big bounty on you, and everyone's after you, both freelancers and Mandolorians, and I intend on collecting!!" The Evangelion said as he slowly got up.
Anata raised her hand towards him lightning started to spark, the Evangelion cowered, and Anata then grew a devilish smile.
"You're new at this, aren't you?" Anata asked.
"Alright, you caught me; I'm a Mandolorian bounty hunter, I just thought that it'd be a big boost to my career if I caught someone like you, I only just started out yesterday!" The Evangelion said shamefully.
"Aww, well, look, I know how you must feel being the new kid and all, and I'd happy to help someone in your position but." As Anata ranted on, the Evangelion slowly snuck up behind her and then poked her with a needle. "OW!!" Anata yelled.
But nothing seemed to happen to her, the Evangelion looked confused.
"Huh, you should be mindlessly blissful right about now, is this really the morphine?" The Evangelion asked himself, he then poked himself, and then he started to wobble. "Ohh, I knew should've gotten the super strong version, curse you goddess, curse your, something, hide, you, uh, what was I saying, whoa man, everything is so beautiful all of a sudden, hey look, a pretty female, you wouldn't happen to be single would you, oh, I think wet myself!" The Evangelion ranted on drunkenly.
"Hey, what's all the noise out there?!" Chihiro yelled from inside the Whirlwind shop.
"Whoops, time to go!" The Evangelion said as he threw a small pellet on the ground and smoke exploded around him. "MHUWAHAHAHAHAH, ack, cough, sputter, my precious lungs, damn you poisonous gas!" The Evangelion yelled.
Then when the gas cleared, the Evangelion disappeared, and then Chihiro and Keiichi came running out, Chihiro noticed her smashed bike.
"What happened out here?!" Chihiro asked angrily.
"It wasn't my fault, it was." Anata started, she then grabbed Keiichi and walked a little further from Chihiro. "It was an Evangelion!" Anata said to Keiichi.
"What, no, that's your job, that happens away from my job!" Keiichi said.
"I can't help where the forces of darkness attack me dad." Anata said.
"Anata, would you look at this mess, Chihiro already has it in for me as it is, do you have any idea how long it'll to take to fix the bike?!" Keiichi asked as he grabbed Anata and started walk away from Chihiro.
"It really did happen you know!" Anata said.
"I know, I believe, look I think it's best that you go home, I'll try to fix things with Chihiro!" Keiichi said.
"She's going to fire me, isn't she?" Anata asked.
"In a big way!!" Keiichi said.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)-----
Urd was digging through her draws, Raziel was standing next to her, waiting for her to finish, he had an annoyed look on his face.
"Mom, this isn't necessary, I'll be careful with Yu." Raziel said.
"I just want to be sure, that's all, what mother doesn't, ah hah, here it is!!" Urd exclaimed as she found what she was looking for.
Urd then handed Raziel a box of condoms.
"Yggdrasil condoms, as strong as a goddess' love?" Raziel said.
"Hey, it's very popular in Yggdrasil!" Urd said.
"Uh huh, hey why does it have your forehead symbol on the box?" Raziel asked.
"Well that's the reason they're popular, what better person knows contraceptives than someone who uses it regularly!" Urd said.
"Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense!" Raziel said sarcastically.
"Just take them!" Urd groaned as she handed him the box.
Later on, Raziel had arrived at Yu's house; he was outside her front door, he was hesitant about knocking, he was frightened about Yu's mother trying to kill him, he slowly knocked on the door and gulped, he waited for a while and then Yu's mother answered the door, she looked at Raziel and smiled at him.
"Raziel-chan, so nice to see you, Yu is in her room, why don't you go up and see her!" Yu's mother said happily.
"Uh, yes ma'am!" Raziel said as he went inside. 'Wow, grandma really did a number on her!' Raziel thought.
Raziel went up to Yu's room, he entered the room and got a shock, Yu was in a nothing more than a skimpy bikini and thong outfit.
"So, you think it's my colour?!" Yu asked seductively.
"Uh, well, I, uh, it's, uh!!!" Raziel stuttered as he struggled to hide the blood liking from his nose.
"I'll take that as a yes!" Yu said with a seductive wink.
"Why are you wearing that, we're going to hot springs, not a beach!" Raziel said.
"Yeah, but I just wanted to know how good it would be when I wear it to the beach!" Yu said.
"So what will you be wearing?" Raziel asked.
"It is a hot spring so I guess I won't really be wearing anything, and neither will you!" Yu said. "And if we're lucky, the pools won't be divided into male and female!" Yu said.
Raziel's nosebleed started again.
Later on, Raziel, Yu and Yu's mother were in her car, Raziel and Yu sat in the back seat and Yu's mother drove.
"So, Raziel, tell me, is this your first time to a hot spring?" Yu's mother asked.
"Uh, well once, but it was sort of ruined!" Raziel said.
"Oh really, how?" Yu's mother asked.
"Uh, well, I'd really rather not talk about it!" Raziel said nervously.
"Oh well, hopefully our trip will go better!" Yu's mother said.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata was lying on her futon, she had her head in her pillow, Fiona opened the door.
"Uh, come on sis, I'm sure it's not that bad, you can always get a job at another motorcycle shop!" Fiona said comfortingly.
Anata replied by groaning into her pillow.
"Anata!" Keiichi said as he came into the temple.
"What dad?!" Anata said as she raised her head from her pillow.
"Good news, I convinced to Chihiro to give you another chance!" Keiichi said as he came to the doorway.
"Really, oh thanks dad!!!" Anata said as she hugged Keiichi.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
A/N: Please r/r, well I hope you liked this chapter, sorry it's so short, anyway the whole thing with the Evangelion it'll all be explained in my other fics, but I'll give you a special preview.
Mandolorian: Originally the Evangelion word for criminal, stemming from the word Mandolore, meaning crime, the modern term for Mandolore in the Evangelion society is related to house Mandolore, the largest and most powerful organized crime syndicate in the Evangelion empire, a highly organized alliance between bounty hunters, mercenaries, thieves, assassins, smugglers, and the like. However not much is known the actual organisation about the house, except that their influence spreads even beyond the imperial borders and that to avoid interrogation their soldiers will resort even to suicide via a self destruct mechanism located in their right forearm and connected directly to their S2 organ, the resulting explosion is something comparable to a nuclear bomb. More information to follow.
Disclaimer: We don't own AMG or LOK or EVA or ZCC, please don't sue me.
Chapter 23
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata was walking back to Whirlwind, she wanted her to pick up a motorcycle part from the store's supplier, it was a part that was very rare and very specific, something wasn't well known to amateurs, probably a test to see if she was really deserving of the job, Anata thought. Keiichi was still at Whirlwind as well, it seemed that Chihiro wanted him to install a part on a new engine which she just so happened to forgot to ask him to do during work hours.
In any case, Anata was now getting closer to the shop; she was turning the corner, but when she passed an alleyway, she saw that there was a small kitten in the alley.
"Aww, hey there little guy, are you lost?!" Anata said as she went stroke the kitten's fur, but when she actually touched the kitten, he hand passed right through the kitten's head. 'Uh oh!!!' Anata thought.
Suddenly Anata was grabbed from behind, an Evangelion with purple armour; it had a smooth head, with a sharp tip at the back, and from the back of its head smooth tentacle like dreadlocks with several rings on each dread.
"Hah, I caught her, alright, the reward is all mine!!!" The Evangelion yelled.
Anata wasn't willing to let herself be captured again; she quickly let out a burst of energy that threw the Evangelion back into a wall of Whirlwind, which incidentally crushed a motorcycle under the Evangelions weight.
"Ow, well that plan was bad!!" The Evangelion groaned.
When the Evangelion raised his head, he saw that Anata was standing over him with a very angry look on her face.
"Please don't hurt, I have a soft bone structure!!!!" The Evangelion yelled as he raised his hands above his head defensibly.
"What do you want from me, you're not like the others?!" Anata asked.
"What, me, no I'm not a soldier, I'm a bounty hunter." The Evangelion replied.
"A bounty hunter, why are you after me?!" Anata asked.
"What, you haven't heard, there's a big bounty on your head, put out by the empress herself!!" The Evangelion said.
"What, why is she after me anyway!?!" Anata asked.
"I don't know, I don't care, all I know is you have a big bounty on you, and everyone's after you, both freelancers and Mandolorians, and I intend on collecting!!" The Evangelion said as he slowly got up.
Anata raised her hand towards him lightning started to spark, the Evangelion cowered, and Anata then grew a devilish smile.
"You're new at this, aren't you?" Anata asked.
"Alright, you caught me; I'm a Mandolorian bounty hunter, I just thought that it'd be a big boost to my career if I caught someone like you, I only just started out yesterday!" The Evangelion said shamefully.
"Aww, well, look, I know how you must feel being the new kid and all, and I'd happy to help someone in your position but." As Anata ranted on, the Evangelion slowly snuck up behind her and then poked her with a needle. "OW!!" Anata yelled.
But nothing seemed to happen to her, the Evangelion looked confused.
"Huh, you should be mindlessly blissful right about now, is this really the morphine?" The Evangelion asked himself, he then poked himself, and then he started to wobble. "Ohh, I knew should've gotten the super strong version, curse you goddess, curse your, something, hide, you, uh, what was I saying, whoa man, everything is so beautiful all of a sudden, hey look, a pretty female, you wouldn't happen to be single would you, oh, I think wet myself!" The Evangelion ranted on drunkenly.
"Hey, what's all the noise out there?!" Chihiro yelled from inside the Whirlwind shop.
"Whoops, time to go!" The Evangelion said as he threw a small pellet on the ground and smoke exploded around him. "MHUWAHAHAHAHAH, ack, cough, sputter, my precious lungs, damn you poisonous gas!" The Evangelion yelled.
Then when the gas cleared, the Evangelion disappeared, and then Chihiro and Keiichi came running out, Chihiro noticed her smashed bike.
"What happened out here?!" Chihiro asked angrily.
"It wasn't my fault, it was." Anata started, she then grabbed Keiichi and walked a little further from Chihiro. "It was an Evangelion!" Anata said to Keiichi.
"What, no, that's your job, that happens away from my job!" Keiichi said.
"I can't help where the forces of darkness attack me dad." Anata said.
"Anata, would you look at this mess, Chihiro already has it in for me as it is, do you have any idea how long it'll to take to fix the bike?!" Keiichi asked as he grabbed Anata and started walk away from Chihiro.
"It really did happen you know!" Anata said.
"I know, I believe, look I think it's best that you go home, I'll try to fix things with Chihiro!" Keiichi said.
"She's going to fire me, isn't she?" Anata asked.
"In a big way!!" Keiichi said.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)-----
Urd was digging through her draws, Raziel was standing next to her, waiting for her to finish, he had an annoyed look on his face.
"Mom, this isn't necessary, I'll be careful with Yu." Raziel said.
"I just want to be sure, that's all, what mother doesn't, ah hah, here it is!!" Urd exclaimed as she found what she was looking for.
Urd then handed Raziel a box of condoms.
"Yggdrasil condoms, as strong as a goddess' love?" Raziel said.
"Hey, it's very popular in Yggdrasil!" Urd said.
"Uh huh, hey why does it have your forehead symbol on the box?" Raziel asked.
"Well that's the reason they're popular, what better person knows contraceptives than someone who uses it regularly!" Urd said.
"Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense!" Raziel said sarcastically.
"Just take them!" Urd groaned as she handed him the box.
Later on, Raziel had arrived at Yu's house; he was outside her front door, he was hesitant about knocking, he was frightened about Yu's mother trying to kill him, he slowly knocked on the door and gulped, he waited for a while and then Yu's mother answered the door, she looked at Raziel and smiled at him.
"Raziel-chan, so nice to see you, Yu is in her room, why don't you go up and see her!" Yu's mother said happily.
"Uh, yes ma'am!" Raziel said as he went inside. 'Wow, grandma really did a number on her!' Raziel thought.
Raziel went up to Yu's room, he entered the room and got a shock, Yu was in a nothing more than a skimpy bikini and thong outfit.
"So, you think it's my colour?!" Yu asked seductively.
"Uh, well, I, uh, it's, uh!!!" Raziel stuttered as he struggled to hide the blood liking from his nose.
"I'll take that as a yes!" Yu said with a seductive wink.
"Why are you wearing that, we're going to hot springs, not a beach!" Raziel said.
"Yeah, but I just wanted to know how good it would be when I wear it to the beach!" Yu said.
"So what will you be wearing?" Raziel asked.
"It is a hot spring so I guess I won't really be wearing anything, and neither will you!" Yu said. "And if we're lucky, the pools won't be divided into male and female!" Yu said.
Raziel's nosebleed started again.
Later on, Raziel, Yu and Yu's mother were in her car, Raziel and Yu sat in the back seat and Yu's mother drove.
"So, Raziel, tell me, is this your first time to a hot spring?" Yu's mother asked.
"Uh, well once, but it was sort of ruined!" Raziel said.
"Oh really, how?" Yu's mother asked.
"Uh, well, I'd really rather not talk about it!" Raziel said nervously.
"Oh well, hopefully our trip will go better!" Yu's mother said.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata was lying on her futon, she had her head in her pillow, Fiona opened the door.
"Uh, come on sis, I'm sure it's not that bad, you can always get a job at another motorcycle shop!" Fiona said comfortingly.
Anata replied by groaning into her pillow.
"Anata!" Keiichi said as he came into the temple.
"What dad?!" Anata said as she raised her head from her pillow.
"Good news, I convinced to Chihiro to give you another chance!" Keiichi said as he came to the doorway.
"Really, oh thanks dad!!!" Anata said as she hugged Keiichi.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
A/N: Please r/r, well I hope you liked this chapter, sorry it's so short, anyway the whole thing with the Evangelion it'll all be explained in my other fics, but I'll give you a special preview.
Mandolorian: Originally the Evangelion word for criminal, stemming from the word Mandolore, meaning crime, the modern term for Mandolore in the Evangelion society is related to house Mandolore, the largest and most powerful organized crime syndicate in the Evangelion empire, a highly organized alliance between bounty hunters, mercenaries, thieves, assassins, smugglers, and the like. However not much is known the actual organisation about the house, except that their influence spreads even beyond the imperial borders and that to avoid interrogation their soldiers will resort even to suicide via a self destruct mechanism located in their right forearm and connected directly to their S2 organ, the resulting explosion is something comparable to a nuclear bomb. More information to follow.