A/N I'd like to make a quick reminder to anyone who wishes to appear in the war to include a nick name (or two) that they'd like to have. Or else, I can't very well put you in here, now can I? ;-)

Chapter 5: The Siege of 7-Eleven

There was much to do at Headquarters once Tina left. Half of Headquarters was filling up water balloons with various liquid substances while the other half built up Headquarters to look war-worthy.

Andrea/Legolas has pushed the author aside and it now attempting to take over the story.

Ne way! Over 7Eleven, teh beautiful fangirls where preparingfor teh ultimat war against teh meen ppl who dare insult there beautiful OCs wit there golden hair liek teh rays of the sun and porcilin skin and-

Those responsible for the last paragraph have been sacked. We have now replaced fangirl!Andrea with Fellowship!Andrea/Legolas by hitting her over the head with a very large copy of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. You may now continue reading the story with out any fangirlish interludes.

The Fangirls at 7-Eleven were preparing for the war by getting as many eggs and water balloons they could lay their little hands on. However, they did not possess the creativity of the Fellowship and therefore only filled the water balloons with water.

Back at Headquarters the True Fans had gathered up all their weapons in a convenient wheelbarrow that someone had thought to bring.

"We set off!" called Pippin. "To 7-Eleven!" And with that, they set off.

The Fangirls, of course, were expecting their arrival. As soon as the True Fans entered their territory, they attacked.

Water balloons were flying everywhere and both sides were hit badly. Unfortunately, it looked as if the True Fans were losing.

"We're losing," Sam grumbled when the Fans returned to Headquarters.

"Yes, Sam, thank you for pointing that out!" Pippin snapped in answer.

"We need to sneak up on them somehow," Zainy-Brainy-Worker Laura said.

Everyone thought of something. How were they going to sneak up on them? It's not like they could become invisible...

Just then, Pippin had a plan...

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Tina smiled. They were obviously winning.

"We, like, so totally beat them!" cheered Erin the Fangirl.

Tina sat down on one of the rocks surrounding 7-Eleven and-

Wait a minute, 7-Eleven never had rocks in front of it. Come to think of it, rocks weren't that squishy. And they don't laugh either.

"Surprize!" Pippin, Boromir, Sam, and Galadriel threw back their cloaks from Lorien and attacked. A minute later, the rest of the Fellowship rushed forward with the others behind them throwing water ballons and squirting with squirt-guns.

Unfortunatly, the Fangirls still out-numbered them. "Attack!" Tina cried. The Fangirls rushed forward with eggs and water ballons and attacked the Fellowship.

The scene you are now picturing in your head can be more accurately described as something from either Troy or King Arthur.

The battle raged. The Fellowship fought. The Fangirls squeeled. And the workers inside 7-Eleven hid in their little corners trying to get far away from the fight and stay hidden.

It was then that everyone heard a strange sound over the parking lot. Everyone looked up....