Chapter 6: The Ride of the True Fans

Everyone looked up and saw a mass of teens and twentysomethings. And leading the pack, was none other then...

"Malfoy?"

Draco Malfoy (also known to the general public as Rees) stood there in his Matrix-like attire with that smug grin of his. "Fans of the true plot!" The masses behind him tensed. "Attack!" The next 40 seconds were interesting and confusing and later were played in slow motion by an interested bystander with a video camera.

Malfoy and his mob rushed forward and attacked; some with water guns, some with water balloons, and some had those stupid plastic light-sabers. At the same time, the Fellowship and their mob rushed forward to join them. And in the parking lot of 7-Eleven, they fought for the freedom of canon.

Eventually, the fangirls retreated and the Fellowship went back to Headquarters, but the battle was not yet won...

"What do you mean you have 'demands'!?" Legolas exclaimed.

"I just want my name changed," Malfoy said calmly, smirking.

"To what?" Pippin asked.

"Well, since I'm not a fan of Harry Potter, I'd like to be something from The Matrix."

Gandalf sighed, "Let me guess, you want to be Neo."

"If it's not too much trouble..."

"Whatever," the Fellowship said in unison and then they walked off to take care of things that needed to be taken care of.

Luthien, one of Malfoy/Neo's mob looked around at Headquarters. "What exactly are we planning to do?"

Lindy from Best Buy shrugged, "I only came because I saw an opportunity to annoy one of my co-working and get a break."

"Who's your co-worker?"

"The one over there that's always complaining."

"I have no idea what you people plan to accomplish with this...this...war of yours," Rick spat, "but I no longer wish to be apart of it." And with that, Rick stormed out of Headquarters.

Rachel looked at her watch. "I give him five minutes before he runs back screaming about annoying teenaged girls."

"I give him 30 seconds," muttered Wormtail. But Rick did not return...instead, about 20 seconds later, everyone heard a distinctively man-girly scream from 7-Eleven.

"I'd say that's even better!" Todd grinned. Pippin rolled her eyes.

"We still have a lot to do," Faramir said. "We need a group to get more water balloons and another to get other assorted weaponry and yet another to find more things to throw at the fangirls because we're running out of ammunition."

"How exactly do we win this war anyway?" asked Finduilas.

The Fellowship of the Movies smiles. "Don't worry," Aragorn said. "We have a plan."

"Would you mind shedding some light for the rest of us?" Sauron asked.

"Nope," said Legolas, "it's a plan we came up with a awhile ago."

"It's fool proof!" Merry smiled.

"Somehow that doesn't reassure me..."

"Hello!?" Faramir said angrily. "Matters need to be taken care of! Come on everyone, lets get to work!"

Meanwhile, over at 7-Eleven...

"I have no idea what your talking about! What is fanfiction? And what the hell is your obsession with this Legolas!?" Rick yelled. He was starting to really regret ever leaving the place they had called 'Headquarters' and he had dubbed 'Home of the Crazy'.

The entirety of teenaged girls (which the Crazy had called Fangirls) gasped. "Don't insult Orli!" one of them yelled.

He never really thought teenaged girls could be this annoying. He had heard stories, sure. Had heard a few things while walking around, yes. But the last teenaged girls he had really talked to were those crazy girls back at 'Headquarters', and they at least didn't squeal and gasp at the mention of an actors name!

"Put him in the store!" one of the Fangirls (probably the leader) called out. And with that, a bunch of girls came forward and shoved Rick into 7-Eleven.